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  • You have very vivid and smart opinions that you express in a funny and clever way.

  • Ah, so true!

    It's sad how many people follow that Christian line of thought.

    Score one for free thinking!

  • Never again will I be able to think about the big bang theory with the same sobriety as I did before.

    Brilliant, though!

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  • What song was that at the end? I believe it was Atmosphere or at least slug, but I don't know the name of the song. Or did Goddidit? lol...but really, I would like to know... I liked it.

  • You had a one hour debate with a Christian and let me guess how it concluded.

    They left no less deluded than they were when it began.

  • Wow you're hot. Can I see you naked?

  • for the record, this is a joke from a movie

  • I understand God as a selfconscious enegry giving birth to everything all the times like you do whenever you ovulate...by the way, the lhc will provide us some proof to what we need to "understand" if our brains as far as we can't feel it...some do

  • I don't know if I'm true but as I watched on your videos, you say you don't believe in Gods but you believe in goverments, I as theist anarchist, I believe in God but don't believe in goverments cause, due to many reasons I think that lying is easier than telling the truth, and we, humans, lie whenever it's easier besides the sole existence of the universe is a hint that there's something missing out there and that we need to keep seeking.

  • Not only is this chick hot as hell (pardon the pun), but having seen most of her vids, she's obviously one smart cookie who can easily debate any christian/theist into the ground.

    So yeah, I guess you could say I'm in love. :)

  • Say that to her.

    You'd be like.. '# 1 million...

  • She is very informed with facts and information that can destroy fundies but it takes courage to tell the truth to religious fanatics.

    She is a small woman but she has a giants courage to tell fundies to f off.

  • God didn't do it. It was his wife, she accidentally farted. :-)

  • Bitches be crazy!

  • Great video, i'd hit it.

  • dowt??? silly theist.

  • reasonable? think about that word again please.

  • "jesus loves me..." XD

  • Just think about the name, is so pornographic, like "Big bang"

    xD LMAO

  • this is very funny and creative

  • High off Jesus Christ you must be For truth is in the eye of the beholder and Christians cant see Throughout history they are always proven wrong Yet I keep hearing Christians sing the same old song... WELL YOU'LL BURN IN HELL IF YOU DONT BUY IN TO 10,000 YEAR OLD RELIGIOUS SPIN. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE US THEN YOU'LL HEAR US ROAR BECAUSE OUR BELIEFS ARE TRUE UNLIKE THE DINOSAUR WE LOVE TO FIGHT AND WE LOVE KILL BECAUSE JESUS DIED FOR US ON TOP OF A HILL i made this up just now. you will enjoy
  • are u sure its not Apollo, Thor, unicorn, or even santa?

  • No, you're wrong. It was Harry Potter.

  • right and Christopher Reeves is an olympic sprinter. The Quran is a fairy tale like the bible and the torah

  • Funny, amusing clip. This is a little irrelevant, but you are hot, especially with your accent.

  • Brilliant!

  • Everyman saw Jesus reviving the dead.. Everyman knew he was blessed by God..

    Many believed in him, and knew to worship God alone.. Jesus is god is a lie.. Jesus is a prophet from God :)

  • Nice to hear the Gnostic point of view for once :-)

  • You're fantastic

  • You are P.E.A.R.L. WE ALL ARE P.E.A.R.L.-ISTS (IT'S A BELIEVEF IN Physical Evidence And Reasoned Logic). You're an atheist and if you don't want to be Christian you have to be zeitgeist.

  • You mean "It's magic!!". the all purpose answer to anything you don't want to learn. you are beautiful and brilliant.

    Every anti-abortionist shout have at least two adopted children before they are allowed to talk about saving unwanted babies. when the orphanages are not needed, then we can move on to fetus's.

    stop praying and start adopting or STFU Christans!

  • Oh, and speaking of 'macro-evolution', it always amuses me that some 'ID' folks accept micro-evolution but not macro-!

    That's like saying: "I believe in a stair, but not a staircase"!

  • Hahaha, this is brilliant. And great choice of music.

  • "Pro-lifers" are actually just pro-birth. They don't give a shit about the actual life of the babies.

  • Holy War=Oxymoron

  • I like the point about war. Every day I drive past a protest at a doctors office. I keep thinking one day I will show up with an anti war sign and see if I can convince them to vote for liberal anti war candidates. The conversation would be interesting.

  • They always seem to fall back on that!

    "Have you found Jesus?" Yeah, I think he works at El Polo Loco.

    Love your videos.

  • LOL, omg XD 5/5

  • and where did a nutter case like you come from....emmmmm....

  • Go to Hell my sweetheart! Darwin was not Godless.  What do you think his point was of being a Darwinist. Of course he was Godful, just like you are a Goddess. How else could there be evolution and creation.

  • Fantastic!!!5*****s'-Favorite- I admire your strength,truth and Wonderful way you get your dialog across!!! LUV IT !!!!!!!

  • hahaha fucking awesome!

  • nicely done Cristina.

  • "jesus loves me."

    hahahahahaha!

    you rock.

  • I wouldn't considering Utube a serious discussion table 4 any social subject. That's awefully evident.

  • Would you consider sharing the evidence that the Communists use to support their Atheistic ideology?

    Surely they don't just say 'Trust me' and use more than the basic 'mistakes' with dating, dinosaurs etc. Or perhaps not.

    It occurred to me many of these were smart and well read that started the Revolution; some say they were 98% of Jewish background. Do you know if this is true?

    If you would consider posting the information beyond the simpleton arguments it would be greatly appreciated.

    Thx!

  • I like to ask pro-life people if the eggs they eat are really fried chicken.

  • That's right! You tell em sister ! God did it goddamnit !! check mate all you heathen atheists!!!!!!

    LOL ....

  • is it just me or is the sound messed up?

  • yup

  • jesus loves me!

    kick ass!

    you know you are even deeper when i am not drunk, and it usually works the other way around. movies and music seem better and people seem funnier and smarter when i am drunk.

    i think youre hypnotic voice and EXEPTIONAL beauty distracted me.

    i wonder how we (i mean me) can examine this phenominon scientificly... hmmmm, i think i need to take a run to the liquer store and have some experiments...

  • why so hawtness?

  • i just fell in love with you!!!

    you could fart during dinner in a fancy steak house, and if everyone looked, i would say... "yeah bitches!!!!!!!"

    you fully kick all ass!!!

  • Say goodnight gracee...

  • How will your people react to these sorts of things? Let's hope it's not Goddidut, but many will be fooled.

    Project Bluebeam in Russia?

    /watch?v=5zHqiu8MUU8

    Did this make your news?

  • "I count religion but a childish toy, and hold there is no sin but ignorance."-Christopher Marlowe

  • bigger than the beatles?! :O

    no way

  • LOL This video made my week.

  • So you're "anti-war"?

    What a hoot.

    The only people who were anti-war were the Moriori, and look what happened to them.

  • go watch machosauceproductions. all of you.

  • "But...but... Jesus loves me."

    Lol.

    Great job. I've also had conversations that basically sounded like that.

  • You're soo right.

  • Hahaha omg you are brilliant. Btw did you take up the thing about pro-life people killing doctors? sutch hypocrites.

  • I like to beat one off when I look at you

  • greek orthodox grl, gone bad.

  • "darwin was just a godless fool" lmao so cute

  • Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig

    Baaaaaang!

    Oh yeah!

  • lol

  • We all know that it was the flying spaghetti monster who made everything. I was touched by his noddly appendage. O.o

  • I loved the end!

  • Brilliant..

  • I think I found my new favorite youtube rationalist.

  • ha!

  • Congratulations, ZOMGitscriss, you just won a subscriber. Along with user MPizzal being added to your "subscribers" list, one who will most likely see all your videos at some point, you will also receive a cookie at some unstated location and time xP

  • exactly!!! omg i had the same thought!!!! about palin and hunting

  • i think people need to read more. and when you want to have a debate with someone make sure they are knowledgeable.

  • Great satire!

  • Oh my goodness. This is fantastic! *Distributes*

  • Haha, this was pretty amusing to watch.

  • damn she sounds like one of them james bond girls.

  • This is fake right?

  • yet another person trying to shove religion down our throats...

    Fortunately you have a right to what you believe ... SO DO I.

  • Had that debate before. Fun, isnt it?

  • Yeah, real fun.

    When people are willing to bypass logic and reason in such a manner, that's all it really is.

    Unintentionally funny.

    Tragicomic.

  • "On top of seeing something disappear within my room"

    What, you lost your keys?

    Happens to me all the time.

    Seriously, could you bee any more vague?!

    "where images were jammed into my brain that later came true."

    Dejavu, seeing things, or coincidences. Again, you're just saying things. Not presenting data.

    "google Human ritual sacrifice, Voodo sacrifice, Tutankhamen curse"

    It all comes up as the same:

    Mumbo-jumbo-humbug.

    - Not magic. Just stupid superstition.

  • Until I was 45 had similar beliefs, rolled my eyes 'magic', 'aliens', and many other such things.

    Either someone has spent a lot of money to convince us of Aliens, or they exist. It ALWAYS seemed silly to think in this universe we could exist alone, but aliens?

    Now until I SEE an alien I'll still have to think it's more likely than not, but not 'magic' this I have seen with my own eyes. Also given knowledge, a new language, without studying. "impossible!"

    Good logic requires good data.

  • "Either someone has spent a lot of money to convince us of Aliens, or they exist."

    Or people interpret natural occurances the way they want to, because it (for some weird reason) actually makes sense to them. - They see what they want to see. Not what is actually there.

    "Good logic requires good data."

    And what is your data on Magic?

  • On top of seeing something disappear within my room that had been troubling me during this two day Spiritual experience where images were jammed into my brain that later came true.

    google Human ritual sacrifice, Voodo sacrifice, Tutankhamen curse

  • hahahahaha

    this is a joke isn't it?

  • nice work, xD was funny

  • Lmao.

  • Who brought down the Romanoffs?

    /watch?v=XQapkVCx1HI

    Is war a racket? (General Smedley Butler)

    I say "Without a doubt".

    Just value all life, put yourself out there for others, don't lie and you'll be ok.

    (Is it possible there are very real things we cannot see/touch/hear/ but can 'feel' with special parts of our brain?) Like radio waves for example, or other dimensions/realms. I can no longer believe atheists as I've been given hard proof. However these proofs you must find on your own.

  • After being grabbed by something after a long battle against corruption. I was force fed a language, symbolism, that was not even in my plans to learn.

    How DOES someone learn a language without studying or even knowing he needed to learn same? Coincidentally, of course, the symbolic knowledge answered another question I had.

    (It's the language of 'G-d', men created words, but good/evil have existed since the earth was created.) The Illuminti/NWO are very real.

  • "good/evil have existed since the earth was created"

    There is no good, there is no evil.

    There is only personal taste.

    What you like, and what you don't like.

  • I take it you do not learn about the American natives, the Romanov executions for $/power.

    There are those that like to kill and those that like to help others.

    You've been brainwashed by the atheistic/communist doctrine as much as we have with the "capi" doctrine as 'the correct way'. (Just look how successful it... was.. ;(

    From where does 'magic' spring? Why do people sacrifice other people? (Magic DOES exist and not TV stuff.)

    Why does the body change mass at the instant of death?

  • What about the american natives? Or that other thing?

    "There are those that like to kill and those that like to help others. "

    Neither is inherently good, nor bad. Simply beneficial, or disadvantageous. No brainwashing, just logic.

    And magic does not exist. If you insist that it does, please provide proof. Or at the very least specific examples for further examination.

    And the body does not change mass at the instant of death, that is an old urban legend.

  • Killing innocent, defenseless people that are not threatening you IS inherently evil. (Like what's happening in Iraq.)

    After reading many examples of ancient 'cults' that pre-exist most 'cultures' and learning they still exist I wondered WHY. ('Magic' practices.)

    I too did not believe and then in MY bedroom during what would be called a 'religious' experience a problem disappeared in front of my face. I'm computer science so don't think this belief came easy, but proof? You've got me there.

  • "Killing innocent, defenseless people that are not threatening you IS inherently evil. (Like what's happening in Iraq.)"

    There's more than just that happening in Iraq. I don't agree with boiling it down to just that.

    But it still isn't evil. - YOU CONSIDER it evil, but others might have a different viewpoint, and therefore it IS not evil. It can be VIEWED as evil, but is not inherently evil.

    I still have no clue what you are talking about with the cults/cultures/magic thing.

  • Yes, first the Palestinians had their land and livelihoods stolen, under false pretenses. Given to FAKE Jews.

    People tend to get angry under these situations and call for war. I know what would happen if Russia/China started backing American natives, demanding their land back, armed them.

  • "Yes, first the Palestinians had their land and livelihoods stolen, under false pretenses. Given to FAKE Jews.

    People tend to get angry under these situations and call for war. I know what would happen if Russia/China started backing American natives, demanding their land back, armed them."

    ... And your point is?

  • Nietzsche was 'smart', but Spiritually empty; I've been there done that too.

    (Assuming you're referring to 'Beyond Good and Evil' type philosophy.)

  • How do you define spiritual?

    And how do you know Nietzsche was "spiritually empty"?

    I'm simply pointing out that every "good" or "evil" deed is judged subjectively, and judged entirely on the context of the action.

    Making it good, only to the person judging it, and only based on the context. NOT on the action itself.

    There is no good or evil, only beneficial or disadvantageous, as THAT is the argumentation behind calling something good or evil.

  • I noticed you skipped my question as to how someone learns a new language without studying.

    (The clues in 'Mother Goose' did nothing either.)

    This was a major tipping point for me.

  • "I noticed you skipped my question as to how someone learns a new language without studying."

    Yes, I tend to ignore urban legends, and mystical humbug.

  • This was personal experience, not something I read, smoked or ingested. It stopped the moment my eyes opened. Data imparted in symbols and just sudden knowing. LOTS!

    Why would I lie to *YOU* ? 0 motive

    The irony is someday you will recall these words.

    In the interim I do hope you find where the real value and 'bliss' exists. (Not at church btw, but it was good 2 plant the seed.)

    I started reading ancient texts AFTER the experience, needed explanation for "impossible" feat and new skills.

  • you make very, good points, but have not studied Gnosticism. These are symbolic clues:

    Just how smart are you?

    "Humpty Dumpty, sat on a wall."

    (Egg with painted mustache.)

    Something held in high regard capable of giving birth. "Humpty Dumpty had a great fall."

    (Or was she pushed?)

    "All the kings horses,[power], and all the kings men,[smart people] could not put HD back together again" Or the REAL truth about G-d.

    Could it be the texts were corrupted?

    (I'm unable to believe atheism anymore.)

  • "(I'm unable to believe atheism anymore.) "

    But you're clearly able, and willing, to believe nonsense and a mishmash of mystical hogwash, silly superstitions, carnival-type shams and deliberate deceptions.

    Incidentally, atheism is not a belief. You cannot believe in it. It's the absence of belief. What you are saying is that you are unable to be without belief. - In other words, you need a security blanket.

  • "clearly able, and willing, to believe"

    Incorrect. After decades of reading my foot sliding to the door of atheism, the door was slammed shut by something far greater than I. There was no 'person' 'voice' of g-d, but there was knowledge imparted and what could be a 'miracle' or 'magic', but I can not prove it. (Computer scientist; very good one so logic is my bag and history, psychology, econ.)

    However,

    1) I've no longer any need for "faith" and

    2) I would not lie to you

    3) Someday ul know.

  • "3) Someday ul know."

    What?

    You don't even know yourself.

    You keep alluding to something, but it seems more and more obvious that you don't even know what it was yourself.

    So you've decided to take this unexplained, and still unknown to us, phenomenon, and jump to conclusions:

    You have no idea what it was, so surely it must be that one specific deity, described in a 2000 year old book from the bronze ages.

    Leap of faith? - CHECK!

  • I do not know everything as you do and will never again presume anything after what I've experienced first hand. (esp. that our books are intact and unpolluted by people.)

    You're obviously a lot 'smarter' than I and only YOU said Christ, Jesus Christ, that is, was a deity.

    It was also already said that whatever 'IT' is has been around since day one. (Don't assume I mean the Garden of Eden.)

    Don't believe everything you read and cannot verify for yourself.

  • "You're obviously a lot 'smarter' than I"

    Why assume that?

    I merely pointed out that you seemed to jump to conclusions.

    "and only YOU said Christ, Jesus Christ, that is, was a deity."

    I said no such thing.

    I referred to the bible. Not to Christ specifically. Nor do I consider Christ a god.

    "Don't believe everything you read and cannot verify for yourself. "

    Words to live by. And I do.

  • i think i met him. is he 60% of the people in Louisiana(U.S.)?

  • The Big Bang Theory is evil but the crusades weren't?

  • hahahaha thats awesome!!

  • Your best video yet!

  • That was awesome...GJ...Peace!

  • to renounce the supernatural doesn't by default make you a physicist, a chemist, a biologist.. we're either created endowed with certain gifts or we turn up somewhere on an evolutionary curve. i hardly believe that even the most religious of zealotry even shared such a dialogue..

  • pisi....lasa-te... te rugam!!!

  • Mereu vorbesti despre tine la plural ?

  • ai probleme?cum dreq sa vb despre mine la pl..santem mai multi in birou si radeam de tine..si te RUGAM sa termini cu postatu de cacaturi pe youtube.3 motive:

    1. VORBESTI CA DRACULA

    2. ARATI CA DREQ

    3....ARATI CA DREQ.. deci lasa-te...cheers

  • Sa-tzi spun un secret : nu sunt singurul user de pe youtube. Sunt convinsa ca ai lucruri mai bune de facut in timpul liber decat sa te uitzi la ceva ce nu-tzi place, sa comentezi, sa revi pentru a comenta din nou, etc.

  • pai...avand in vedere ca la birou cand nu ai de munca...incerci sa faci lucruri care te fac sa nu te plictisesti..ei bine tu nu ma plictisesti :)

  • where is my money? you've been late four times. i've been COUNTING.. -how many times must i smack you.. _so what if you talk like dracula. i'd date you on acCOUNTESS of your hair.

  • he just needs pragmatic applications of scientific theories... (i.e. the big bang theory can make you a better lover)

  • Pro-life vs Pro-war

    That's a good point

  • It's funny how accurate this sarcastic video is. People defending these views never seem to get why the rest of the world sees them as hypocrites. And lol @ the end.

  • lol nice

  • this be a kick ass vid girl, keep up da big banging work!!!

  • the 'magic man did it' it's the best Occum's razor there is lol

  • lol ^_^ you are so naughty!

  • Will you marry me? Haha, I love your stuff, keep it up!

  • Exactly, however you missed the point abut the evil things in the world - it was the devil that did it! Oh but wait - who created the devil - err Goddid it!

  • Great vid as usual. I love how so many morons take your videos seriously. It really is hilarious.

  • Ooops, that comment was meant for another video. Sorry!

  • As per usual, awesome video. And you're still absolutely gorgeous.

    Marry me?

  • Jesus loves me this I know,

    'cause the bible tells me so.

    Sorry, just been playing Bioshock; can't seem to get this out of my head.

    To be repeated in a slightly insane, paranoid fashion.

    Good vid.

  • Sorry

    It's Atmosphere - Guns and Cigarettes. I'll put that in the description box

  • Don't have a clue, but it sounds like atmosphere.

  • You sure can make empty soullessness look good

  • Sounds good too. I love her accent.

  • Ehhehe shes great and makes great points.

  • lol, great video

  • i still love you baby!

  • No. That couldn't have been a real response, "Jesus loves me". Tell me that's exaggerated. Good points though.

    And was that Atmosphere at the end?

  • Yeah you know Carlin said it best. "People say that life begins at conception. Well I say that life began about a billion years ago and it's a continuous process. It just keeps rollin along!" I think all religions sucks. Spirituality is fine. Everyone needs some of that. But it should be a personal and private thing void of dogma, ceremonies, ridiculous rules and hierarchies. Religion is just there to annoy people while promoting unquestioning obedience to authority.

  • lol at this ridiculous video. lets blame Christianity on Christians not for what it says.

  • "Life starts at conception." Even though life was already apart of the process. The sperm and egg are not dead cells. "But the potential is there." Yes, it is. And it has been. Still doesn't make it anymore sacred. "But children are our most precious recourses" Then why are they so easy to make? OK that last one was a joke. But I'm suprised no religious nut has tried to outlaw the menstrual cycle yet- its a human egg, the potential for life is there...... nice vid btw.

  • lol @ outlawing the menstrual cycle :D

    Masturbating is already considered a sin, and if you're a woman in the old Orthodox tradition you are not allowed in a church during your menstruation. I'm not making this up. So, technically, menstruation is a sin too. You women probably got cursed by god because of the original sin; it's all your fault, you know that already :D

    You just gotta love religion... and all the whackheads that take it seriously...

  • LOL XD

    Hilarious! The last argument always confuses the hell out of small minded pro life pro war religious nuts. The end is so dead on "Jesus Loves me"... so selfish & silly, like he would hate others!

    They dont even get the great basic principles of Jesus at all or its a cover to hide their "maintain high population rates for war" tendencies.

    The best comedy comes from real people thats the proof right there.

    They might try to pull it down, i had one guy do it to me for a character...

  • Excellent work young lady. You're in good company. This was a great video 5*!

  • Ohh! Poor little Christian...

    :-P

  • Awsome. ^^

  • Too Funny!

  • OMG. The ending was so hilarious, I was crying because I was laughing so hard. XD

    This was great!

  • Fucking awesome video.

  • ZGC whoever you are, you're awesome.

  • well said.... i couldant think of any better way to say it :)

  • I hate stupid religious people that are so unable to think for themselves that they so willingly follow the blind without asking one simple question,Why?

  • don't bother... it's like talking to a wall... oh and have i mentioned how much i love your accent?

  • Hehe.. God did it... funny funny funny...

  • Brilliant video.

  • The Big Bang was first proposed by a Catholic priest....

  • to his altar boy? XD

  • No, to Albert Einstein at a seminar in California.