Denis Leary - Everything Was Better In Former Days (Part 1)

[jeepwanker]

he is a funny dude

[CZRXCZR]

21 people work at Starbucks

[shwilly]

Listening to this guy almost makes me crave for a Budweiser

almost...

[halfbreed1426]

I make coffee for a living and this guy is soooo right about it. So many people have no idea what their asking for. They want caramel, vanilla with coffee plus on the GOD DAMN SIDE!

[AY1F77]

Pull up your pants!

[AY1F77]

Can you balme hime him? That's why I make my own. Coffee is a gift! Original Americans had to drink tea because of money! We are living in the greatest time. What will you do with it?

[misternipples100]

two words: Tim Hortons

[hasjkdhlsjakDHLASJKD]

old and love bloody cofee



[champwagner]

man i try to give this guy a chance evry couple of years but always a long let down he stays on the same joke for so long thats not worth it its all about his attitude he is overated if you want hard comedy thats realy funny and smart watch g giraldo ,bill hicks and norm McDonald norms new stuff is great

[Tupac4Life500]

fuck fsandoval60, karma's gonna bite u n the ass, bro

[brianb9532]

you're not even in the tribe called quest asshole rotflmao

[ilikevines]

Nostalgia just ain't what it used to be.

[MrFloppy19]

he is RAW son lol

[BassGuitarGuy128]

"You don't know shit about shit!" haha great phrase… I can think of a lot of people that applies to.

[gillisledoux007]

@CalloDuty4MWq

No emotions you young fuking cunt ?

search Bill Hicks heckler and Bill Hicks play from your heart then go drink some Drano

[mjb13ell]

@CalloDuty4MWq dude your a fuckin 15 year old video game junkie loser that has not even been laid yet . 15 ! that means you don't know shit about shit and are not expected to like or even understand the comedy of bill hicks .you say hicks sucks but some asshole screaming his act you like ?that makes sense . educate yourself stupid

[salubrios]

some people get so defensive... he's great people just have to deal with it!

[mjb13ell]

like denis in movies and stuff but he's a fuckin scumbag theif stand up hack . he stole his whole act and on stage persona from bill hicks only hicks was funnier and had a much better presence and delivery. pretty low to steal the act of a comic that died of cancer on the cusp of fame before he really hit it big . denis stole bill hicks jokes and act right down to coffee and smoking on stage the way he does . if you like leary take a look at some bill hicks . the original is always better

[35april]

18 people need a menu for their coffee.

[nmatavka]

Microbreweries are fine though---as long as they make BEER-FLAVOURED beer. No fucking Sam's Extra Very Special Pussy Cranberry Metrosexual Ale. Same for old whisky. Young, old, doesn't matter---but make it fucking whisky and not Smirnoff Ice!

[suishino]

I can also use someone elses material (Y)

[soulous1]

This is pure real folks ... nothing else just pure real....

[deepwoodskentuckian]

if you have ever been in utah and i fucking live in the god forsken place you cant smoke inside thanks to the mormons and the inddor clean fucking air act. hate this sorry excuse for a state

[tboyzbibonz]

Better actor then stand up comedian,but made some good points

[Nipplehook]

He sounds slightly like George Carlin. Good stuff.

[sunflowerofpeace]

Ahhh,good to know I am not alone,LOL.I feel like an alien sometimes,but then I look at my almost 90 yr old Grandma and I have some new respect for all she has had to adapt to..mind you he is 10 yrs older than me sooo I'm probably on his list too,lmao generation x and all,thanks for the laugh,peace from Canada ;D

[BladeLigerV]

mockachenno

chakachenno

frapachenno

capichenno

rapichenno

alpichenno

WAT THE FUCK

[grettirr]

@BladeLigerV he did say al pacino in the end right? thats what i thought was so funny in the first place.

[SuperDj316]

Good man. At least somebody else notices it.

[SuperDj316]

Wow i come from the gayest ass pussy generation alive. That sucks. And if some of you were born in 1991 and you dont think anything is wrong with our generation than your one of the fucks that is one of those gay ass pussys of our generation.

[HALOJUNKIE17]

@SuperDj316 i was born in 1991 and almost everything about this generation sucks balls

[rocketking1000]

@HALOJUNKIE17 tell me about it.

[ict113090]

@HALOJUNKIE17 amen dude. I wish I was born 20 years earlier... I was born in 90

[chauncey1383]

@HALOJUNKIE17 ur rite waterd down walt disney rihanna jay z beyonce crap!

[missLolaKatz]

@HALOJUNKIE17 you suck balls you little wet behind the ears little fuck!

[cha00t]

@HALOJUNKIE17 Knowing is half the battle... now go out into the world and suck less! ;)

[nosocom]

@HALOJUNKIE17 no it doesnt its awsome!

[311Vision]

Denis Leary is a funny comedian and a talented actor.

[thegeniusofthecrowd]

hey, THIS IS FUNNY! finally i found something funny i didnt know

[EddyGil]

Starbucks actually will give you a cup of great regular flavored coffee..just requesting the size is complicated....tall, veniti?

[brizzo0614]

@EddyGil yeah, a cup of great regular flavored coffee that is as expensive as a whole can of coffee (:

[eddiegill]

@brizzo0614 I got a 20 ounce coffee at Starbucks on Newbury Street this AM...$2.25 with free refills.....less than Dunkin Donuts on Boylston Street.

[brizzo0614]

@eddiegill Nice!

[DyrconaBob]

Budweiser isn't beer. It's made with rice, not barley.

[Arainami]

how doesnt this have more views?

[mcyclecollector]

Denis Leary is the man,. This is great stuff !!!!! shows us what way life is going at the moment and it sucks. People should get real again......

[IHateStalagmites]

"You're not even in A Tribe Called Quest, asshole!"

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! God, he's fucking funny.

[touretul]

Funny! But Budweiser really sucks!

[SgtFagan76]

ROF!!! I remember watching the whole DVD, it's funny as shit.

[MatejaBrevic]

Weird coffee and advanced medicine and technology is better than good coffee and backwards medicine and technology. Just saying.

[WARMAKER1814]

"I'd like a regular"

"regular what?"

"...coffey"

"what flavor?"

"COFFEY FLAVOR!!"

[54taqiyya]

lol, funny! 

[Kyotiger]

I think the people, who don't like this guy are the people he's talking about.

[kerrigor778]

Has anyone actualy checked the websites he makes up and i know he did this a while ago but the websites he says are real lol

[lazydumass12]

its funny cuz its true

[barbietta]

Where is he, in a church? Looks like the Virgin Mary in the background. I fucking love his irreverence!

[Efferts]

I feel the coffee argument. A boss of mine, in a rush, ran into a random shop for black coffee. Gave the clerk hell for not knowing what the hell was "black coffee".

[obiwanda]

I don't give a shit if he stole from Bill Hicks or if Bill Hicks stole from him, they're both fucking hilarious and some of the best comedians ever.

[tenken1981]

lol...this is sick...check out his french rant..one a my faves xD

[Napalmburns]

He's gotta point with the coffee thing. Every pussy these days just drink all that shit he mentions. Almost feels lonely to drink real coffee these days

[fsandoval60]

if you don't like him why the fuck did you come to this video? just to bitch that you think he sucks? get a life bro

[funlovingmonkey]

Well if you really want to know I came to this video to compare his material to the material of other comics he has supposedly ripped off. And it's incredibly blatant how much of his material is recycled from other comics, most notably Bill Hicks. Hence my conclusion that he sucks.

[Tumnaloth]

@funlovingmonkey - comedy is all about finding things that amuse people, about things that make them laugh. If you look close enough with a magnifying glass you'll notice everything is somehow related to something else, no matter how 'original' we might think it to be. Loosen up and just enjoy, you'll get much more out of life that way.

[chels01e]

@funlovingmonkey Never heard any comic do this before?? Most comics rip off other comics-what''s new-they're not as funny as Leary! The delivery makes ALL THE DIFFERENCE and his is perfect! I've seen Hicks and he was certainly not this funny!

[funlovingmonkey]

@chels01e There is a big difference between remixing ideas that are out there and adding your own flare to it (I don't mean personality, I mean content), it's basically what we all do - and what Leary does, which is copy paste. Hicks was way ahead of his time, and you clearly just don't understand his message. If you really care so much about delivery go watch more Dane Cook (who has about as much insight on human culture as the dog shit I stepped on yesterday).

[kuru2k9]

@funlovingmonkey lol at least Leary admits that he stole his bits from Bill Hicks.

But then again, who wants to hear Bill Hicks say this shit??? I sure as hell don't, he would sound boring as hell. I love Leary's tone, sounds so much better and high-strung :).

[kuru2k9]

@funlovingmonkey Oh yeah, Dane Cook sucks, he's a stupid bible fucker.

[nordg1]

@fsandoval60 wut da pak i agree widya y bother watchin when u just gonna hate this pak ol u who dis this!!!

[wingawap]

Actually he fucks, thats how you came about

[ex1le444]

he really cooks on this.

[PeterMayer]

Dennis, you're killing me!

[trondgran]

lol

[rubenlorentzen]

Hysterisk morsomt

[wabankik]

...I Always Had This & "No Cure" in the Car sterio Back during the 90's,its still Hillariaous!...

[messina31]

This was funny but it doesn't top his "No Cure for Cancer" standup

[butmantehe]

lol u dont know shit about shit AND PULL UP UR HANDS

[Armageddon9555]

pants

[butmantehe]

is denis leary dead i hope not

hes funny

[TheAngryPie]

Nah he's living, but Georgie is dead... /sob

[shdwsn9]

he's good, but he's not completely mind blowing, now pop in some George Carlin and then we have a party started

[renandstim]

I almost had a heart attack of laughing.

[jaisuhn]

"Pull up your pants!"

[DisturbedBunny]

under fucking wear!

[blazerrips91]

my fav brew is cider any cider just love it my dream drink is vodka mixed with pepermint scnapes

[evilhamster3]

i bet my left-maple-nut that he's not rofl classic

[shiori75]

when he goes into the rant about there being 27 inches of underwear, I cant drive and listen to this. I had a wreck almost :)

[zarien85]

thats why its called underfucken ware

[Glacier2030]

Man, Denis is fucking awesome!

[xzaat]

The Amercian budwisre tastes terrible!

[BlaineFan25]

Yes....clearly what he needs is more caffeine lol

[jamesmarsdenisababe]

LMAO I love dennis leary's ranting & I love this skit honestly I've lost track of how many times ive seen it hahaha fucking amazing

[fetteredfey]

i always liked jameson whiskey,good ole irish whiskey

[RubyProduction]

is he dead

[ladyamysan]

No he is still alive and on the FX show Rescue me

[bloodybanger]

Thats all part of the mans skit havent you seen any of his other stand ups watch no cure for cancer he is the same way just cuz he is talkin like that doesnt mean he is stressed for fuck sake ppl on here assume WAAAAAAAY to much

[kryl0b]

AAAAAHHHH! USE F*****NG PUNCTUATION! ,. AND !

you do have a point and i´m sure you are a great person, but please use punctuation. i´m going insane and kill everyone in the building when i read comments without punctuation.

[bloodybanger]

Sorry about that my friend. I'm sure it happens to you to, when you just get the words flowing and you completely forget to use punctuation. Oh well no harm done but i am glad you see my point. Later pimp!!!!

[vegetablemagnetism]

ah cherr up your gay punktuashuns fer queers

[420ironlungs420]

Denis Leary Is The Man

[seredamuthafucka]

if i woulda seen the whole show live i probably woulda shit myself....many times

[jesmore84]

Leary fans are a special breed. His humor is on the sick, sarcasic basterd side. What I don't understand is, why non-fans watch his stuff and then complain.

[UmberNoxtrum]

They're pussies, and it makes them feel better to complain on youtube. :D

[fonna]

I am a "special breed."

[Bugmaister]

come to Holland mate! We have Coffee flavoured Coffee! :) LOADS of it!

[rmck1234]

Everyone steals from everyone that is just the nature of the beast. That doesn't mean his timing and animation is not funny. Comedy is all about timing.

[megafeltch]

i like coffee flavoured coffee

[Trroubleshooter]

Well, all of us have different tastes and different styles. So please, do me a favour and stop typing like you're talking for everyone. Please?

[passiveMenis]

I never said anything like I was speaking for all of us. At all.

[TheFragile89]

@passiveMenis Every comedian complains. 

[2000man30]

he's a very angry person but he's fucking funny

[JuggaloDL]

You do know this stand up is called "Lock and Load" right not "everything was better in former days"

[casualstoner]

what age is this guy he is acting like he grew up in the 1930's

[3nj0yY0urA1D5]

He didn't, that's 1950's/1960's mentality.

[Brandeena233]

He Sounds Like He's On Crack...YES!

That Makes It Even More Funny Then It Allready Is!

[Lemmyisgod20]

see Leary you CAN be funny without ripping off Bill Hicks. Good for you buddy!

[norwegian68]

"You're not even in a Tribe Called Quest". Priceless!!!

[psychowolfman]

Coffee flavored

[RikuHawkeye]

Coffee flavored coffee *raises fist*

[crponu]

funny guy and good man, too. does a lot of charity for a lot of people and stands up for what he believes in.

[sjgibson167]

Funny guy!

[Legion153]

Denis leary OWNS!!!!

[L33tnoobzer]

i recognise him from a film..dno which one tho =P

[bren357]

the ref is probably the one you're thinking of.

he's also the co-writer/lead actor in the show rescue me.

[spoonius420]

he was also in a bugs life and ice age

[Eevee85746]

I think this show is funnier than his "no cure for cancer" one

[VSanko]

QUICK! Somebody get Denis a Xanax....

[deserttiger22]

all hail leary!

[Eevee85746]

this guy ROCKS!!!

[smashedhalo18]

and then he called me a haiku writin mother fucker! LOL. and YES he is VERY HOT!:)

[bren357]

haha, thats cause he's Irish. im irish too, and i have the same fucking nose as him, lol.

[thehobbit082]

he's hot :)

[kvs1491]

pull up your pants lol

[Vpmatt]

That look at 7.28 is hilarious! His face is almost as funny as his jokes.

[TwanBeezy]

lol, "no quaso!" notice how he said that like a french guy, lol!

[Vpmatt]

Gee you're quick.

[UmberNoxtrum]

Its more the pussification and lack of common sense of humanity these days than anything.

[boilerboy]

Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest asshole in the history of fucking assholes....Dennis Leary!!!! Can we get the man a fuckin' cup o coffee!!!!?

[OMGLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL]

I want COFFEE-acino

[snaplesugar]

"That's why it's called under fucking wear!"

I loved this.

[lastnation01]

"I'm pretty sure that coffee was invented by guys who were sitting around, smoking anyways, and just wanted to drink something that would let them stay up late and smoke FUCKING more!"

Epic.

[45Coltreloading]

Perfect the coffee makers of past.

[Dadalelo]

he`s a man filled with anger, good thing im not a grass eating hippie or i would be pissed but not admit it.

god damn hippies.

[Conail23]

haha thaz funny

[FinnishSupremacy]

Leary tells the truth. That's it. What's wrong with coffee and smoking...?!? They belong togerher...:D

[viperrdk]

oh god yeah! probably could live off the two. and bacon

[WLong89]

Leary's great, but its like wow man, what are you on? Anyway, this is one of my favorite skits, along w/ beer flavored beer and smoking.

[JBuffoni]

that would be ginormous mounds of cocaine.

[DaBassBoner]

He wouldn't be nearly as funny w/o =D

[Farimpale]

imo he's only getting oldschool coffee

[TVC17]

truth be told.....

[albertabears]

What an epic performance.

[notknown]

Yes Denis.. use the anger..

[/shifty fingers accent deal]

[vwhbj2003]

oh thank you god...thank you for putting this on ive been waiting years to see the complete thing here

[Rhine40]

Coffee doesn't need a menu it needs a cup!

[slaytura]

I can keep watching leary's videos even if they arent funny, if a story he tells is not funny i still have to watch cuz it must have a good point. leary is the shit! hilarious like always!

[roethlisbergurl7]

they got mochaccino, chococcino, frappuccino, cappuccino, rappuccino, al pacino, WHAT THE FUCK!!!

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[SmokeSomeHYDRO]

i'm a bengals fan ;D

but i have to agree on this that we both love this guy.. lol

[ryanell666]

PULL UP YER PANTS!!!!

[jrezy]

Dennis Leary is the best out there

[sk8kg3]

Why

[HalloweenEveryNight]

he should've been born in a 3rd world country

[pahwraith]

When did he turn into an old man...

"When I was a teenager!"

"Whats with kids!"

[dickpicnic]

Well his anger and, our understanding of the time he comes from, and his point of view on new things is where the comedy is. Infact many people happen to agree with him on most of these points. The problem is that you're one of those coffee drinkin', haiku writin', self proclaimed intellectuals who always has to try to portray themselves as smarter than everyone else. Go back to watchin margaret-cho and ellen degeneres and keep your opinions on whats funny to yourself.

[iainshields]

Go fuck yourself you docile, appathetic mass of sheep.

[criveas]

Jesus.. Every fucking Leary vid here is filled with the same bullshit from Hick-fans.. Will you get over it soon! Yeah, they have kinda the same style, so do many other comedians. Leary is good, far better than Hicks. Hicks is dead, so we dont know what would happen..

[iainshields]

Don't talk bollocks, Denis is a hyper active, unfunny, shitty comedian for psedo intilectuals. He's the Dane Cook for people who pretend to think.

Bill was a genius, counter culture before counter culture was cool, smart, witty, brave and he was a hundred times more funny as Leary ever was.