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  • The other player r just slow

  • Sorry but can someone tell me what brand of carrot he recorded this?

  • Was this filmed with a potato?

  • wtf why he isnt famous or populair ???

    

  • Who says messi is fast ?! Just show me your face >:)

  • Priemer League someone buy him!

  • hahahaha who let the dogs out??

    

  • who is this

  • @ahmadillomon Joffre Guerron. hes ecuadorian

  • which blur was he

  • so where is the guy then? all i saw was blur! :/

  • kfc was closing.

  • fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuccckkkk that guy is faster than usain bolt

  • far canal!!

  • @ghzb246 your right

  • mannn WTF like freakin rocket

  • my dick hurts what should i do?

  • recorded with a pencil sharpner

  • did you record this with a calculator or a game boy?!?!?!?!?!

  • you can borrow my banana peel, im sure it can record in better quality than what you used :)

  • DUDE WHY BAD CAMERA BAD TV( WHY THE FUCK YOU POST YOUTUBE VIDEO USING CAMERA ON TV ACTION THATS LIKE LIKE DIGITAL PORN)

  • @beastlestnisity Cause its Youtube

  • he sure is faster then the pixels

  • SHOOOMM!! :)

  • do u know about hypercam? :D

  • he heard the ice cream truck...

  • marathon pro for the win!

  • recorded with a calculator

  • This was on tv.... I can see tv when u zoomed out lolz...

  • "MUST WATCH"

    I FUCKING CANT

  • this isnt normal speed, i believe he is very fast, but not like this

  • Obviously ,recored with a fucking cat's ass

  • 1080p

    720p

    480p

    360p

    240p

    Minecraft

    This!

  • WHAT A CROSS! O:

  • recorded with a pencil sharpaner

  • lightweight pro perk 

  • @alwaysApril1st ant marathon pro ^^

  • fastest soccer player alive!! *before the foul** ;p

  • fifa gameplay

  • fake or the next ferrari

  • fake

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  • @adamstach1 wow dude he said it as a joke and u just ruined it

  • Lino is on the ball.

  • @AzzaaGFX lino?the Paok f.c s ' player?

  • @petsalakisVEVO Lino as in Linesman with his super slow recations...

  • @AzzaaGFX *reactions.

  • This recorded TV screen is better quality than the live version....by a long shot!

  • did u use a potatoe to record this

  • look lke hes floating

  • speed hack

  • Did u record it wit hubbly smoke in the room

  • Roadrunner

  • hahaha look at his little legs go!

  • POKE 38592 (fast players)

    

  • Did you record this with a potato?

  • You record this with a potato?

  • ...someone yelled COPS!!

  • @elahi2006 LMAo

    

  • @elahi2006 racist cunt

  • PLEASE MAN THE INFORMATION OF THE VIDEO IS WRONG, THE NAME OF THE MATCH IS LIGA DE QUITO VS FLUMINENSE, CORRECT THAT PLEASE!!!

  • COMMO THATS SHIT IS STEROIDS

  • thats a long time to hold down the left trigger!

  • they almost had to use a bike to reach to him

  • oh sh*t

  • run forest run! i love how he passes it to himself

  • HDTV

    

  • wanna make a pixel joke? try: /watch?v=bihDFR0LRZg

  • Where did u get ur camera?? Ill buy it .. $2?

  • Joffre Guerron is his name

  • who's was that?

  • shit what do i say...... guess what , chicken butt . i hear this on family guy.

  • Is that full hd?

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  • @Sn0oPy98 bro you have the wrong video, that pixel joke wont work here. epic fail!

    

  • 100 pro 12

  • Thats not the fastest soccer player alive! Thats the fastest football player alive ._.

  • thats bolt when hi was older

  • It's FOOTBALL!!!

  • Not as fast as that goal keeper on some other video xD (If only I knew his name)

  • @Yumminess247 Joe Hart was his name if you're reffering to when he ran back over half the field and still saved

  • @Yumminess247 Joe Hart 

  • @Yumminess247

    Joe Hart I think somebody else said in the comments.

  • You should warn us that we'll need 4D glasses to watch this 0.0

  • FUCK ME! Like A Train Bro!

  • His name is guerron he is from ecuador

  • i was gonna make a pixel joke but i don't know shit about pixels so...here's my plan B... JUSTIN BIEBER SUCKS :)

  • if so, what kind of potato was used?

  • HOLLY SHIT HE MAKES ronaldo,messi,walcott,lenon,ro­bben LOOK IN SLOW MOTION

  • Who is it?

  • Amazing

  • He should be a 99 on fifa 11 but he isn't. smh

  • speedhack :o

  • That's one motherfucking fast black pixel.

  • FAKE!!!!!

    

  • @KelianChen jealous!!!

  • Must watch? Try recording it with something other than your 0.5 inch dick then you can say MUST WATCH in the title.

  • Did u record this at your granny's house?

  • Did you tape this with a can of soda??

  • omg hes hacking in fotboll -.-

  • what is his name ?! , plz tell me !

  • i went almost that fast one time, then i tripped and got kicked in the head, we got the pk though so i was happy after i stopped halucinating.

  • a rather fast black man

  • joffre guerron is his name

  • what is his name ???

  • Football

  • its fucking Bolt!!

  • not as quick as walcott

    

  • @dstacey102 LOL!

  • @ChickenKillingIt Obviously not you can see the HUD at the top the seconds are normal

  • im faster

  • new usain bolt? omg

  • He didn't score cause he was fouled , vvvv

  • if he was so fast he should have scored

  • Pierre Mbo

  • What is this guy's name?

  • @Hoggie295

    Joffre Guerron

  • HE IS ECUADORIAN!

  • he would be black

  • Agbonlahor is thunder. man he's like a bolt, but JOFFRE GUERRON the payer on this video is unbelievable and he depends on tricks with a very strong foot. I saw some of his goals. he has the skill man. could be one of the best players on the world

  • @vinger84

    No, he will not. Watch this space. I work in professional football (not as a player) and he will not. Great player, good skill, but he'll never be world class. If he does, meaning he performs consistently and goes to a big club and performs, I'll give you $100!

  • @Deekstercph No you would not give me anything lol :)

  • Fastest soccer player?________. HINT "ME". And yes I am black

  • its called fast foward? is it just me ??

  • damn nice tv

  • If I had $1 for every pixel in this video, I'd have $1.

  • the fastest soccer player is gareth bale

  • @guitarkayschi139 Football*

  • @guitarkayschi139

    Mate, this is a fucking joke. Bale isn't even faster than Agbonlahor or Walcott, so get your facts straight.

  • @Deekstercph actually straight sprint bale is faster

  • @Macker12eminem

    Please present these facts to me..

  • @Deekstercph Watch him vs inter milan... agbonlahor and walcott have more pace and aggility with the ball but bale can sprint faster without the ball

  • @Macker12eminem

    Oh, my God. What you see on tv isn't a fair representation of how quick a player is. We need the facts.

    For example, at the last World cup, Chicharito was measured to be the fastest player. Google it.

    Your eyesight is not a viable way of determening Bale's speed.

  • @Deekstercph Yes chicharito was measured to be the fastest. But what im saying is that ive never seen those players run faster than bale so im making an educated guess that bale is faster. But what i have seen is that they have more pace on the ball than bale

  • @Deekstercph I'm sorry but there is no way in hell he was the fastest player at the world cup. Good player but that's just not right

  • @Dinohead86

    He was measured as being so. I didn't believe it myself, but raw facts say, and observe, more than the naked eye. Google the facts if you like.

    Have a good day.

  • @Deekstercph its not necessarily fastest, it just means he had the fastest km/h at some point... ronaldo/messi/etoo/whoever likely didnt reach their fastest pace

  • Holy shit.

  • there's a kid in South Africa he's name is Tlou Segolela, he's just as fast..

  • What team does he play for?

  • Run, Forrest run....

  • he must have been running away from the cops

  • how doess he do that

  • what was this recorded with? stevie wonder's eyeballs?

  • @Majhestic fail, way to rip off another user's comment

  • fucking guerron and fucking ldu

  • did u just speed up the video?

  • @peter86427 and slow down the defenders?

  • imposible

    el mas rapido es ETO

  • looks like sped up 2d mario

  • damn, did u film this with a fridge?

  • which pixel is the fastest?

  • @Thefirewithin8 XD bahahaha! 

  • Dude, did you ever see Kamil Grosicki from Sivasspor in action? He is much better sprinter than guy in this video :D

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  • Was this filmed with a toaster?

  • I can count the amount of pixels on one hand, it's one -_-

  • he must be on the same stuff as dwayne chamberz

  • @MrConnorfootball or charlie sheen

  • its like a video game. tecmo bowl

  • SPEED HACK

  • never knew usain bolt played football? =)

  • he must have more than 1 heart

  • agbonlahor faster than all these lennon walcott usain bolt gabby gabby gabby gabby gabby agbonlahor hes fast as fuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccck hes fast as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk AVFC

  • @FreakLikeMe84 Ha because your not an Arsenal fan are ya lol Walcott could give this guy a challenge but Hoyte is just a kid who maybe in a few years could be quick but Clichy pffft behave.

  • @Jewbaka15

    Clichy was an accident! :-D

    No Arsenal Fan...Sorry! I´m from Germany and a Borussia Dortmund Supporter! ;-)

    Hoyte turns 21 this Summer, Walcott turns 22...Guerron is 25...so what!?! Question is...who is the fastest and in my opinion it is Theo or Justin! Saw them live....and damn...i was lucky that my eyes got them! :-)

  • For better quility search for > SUPER GERRON < a vid by Kazantizak thumps up so people know.

  • SHELTON

  • odonkor is nearly the same as him...german winger for betis sevilla

  • dont forget odonkor.....german winger for betis

  • had he not been tackled that would've been like one of the greatest runs of all time

  • IN-GAME TOP SPEED (RESEARCH BY ASK4SPORTS

    1. POR C.Ronaldo: 10.43m/s or 23.3mph or 37.5km/h

    2. ENG Walcott:  10.42m/s or 23.3mph or 37.5km/h

    3. FRA Henry: 10.42m/s or 23.3mph or 37.5km/h

    4. WAL Bale: 10.23m/s or 22.9mph or 36.8km/h

    5. CAM Eto'o: 10.10m/s or 22.6mph or 36.4km/h

  • @Shuwala Ronaldo the fastest player??? i don't think so... is this the average or the top speed?

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