Advance Wars 2 - Black Hole Rising: Jess' Theme

[MrAaron542]

i did not miss her giant pen...I have the Visual Boy Advance...

[ultimategamer1best]

kurtfisto Thank for replying i now know.

[ultimategamer1best]

For jess, does her +2 movement apply to her mechs and infantry units. Please respond if you know ok.Thanks.

[kurtfisto]

@ultimategamer1best no, just ground vehicles

[GeneralMLD]

My favourite CO. Massively powered up ground units, +2 movement, and I never had to worry about ammo and fuel with her

[KingTorterraXIV]

Its not a pencil, its a tank shell, so lets look at the real problem.....

I CAN'T TELL WHAT GENDER IT IS!

[SuperZeroSonic]

@KingTorterraXIV She has tits, so or she's a girl, or he's a fat boy, and it's not fat.

[KingTorterraXIV]

@SuperZeroSonic Then she must be a lesibain

[ninjaone1]

@KingTorterraXIV or just in the military. HURP DE FUCKIN DURP

[GritYT]

@KingTorterraXIV lol herp derp logic?

In the Military + Non-effeminate Woman = Lesbian

[Sab2Intros]

is a tank shell doh...

[theguywiththename888]

Thats quite tha bullet ya have thar

[andromidius]

Am I the only one bothered by the fact that holding a tank shell like that in real life would just cause you to drop it on your foot? There's nothing holding up the weight at the bottom!

[theguywiththename888]

@andromidius Not necessarily, if the shell is heavy enough on the front, then she just ha her hand there to keep it from falling backwards

[theguywiththename888]

@andromidius Not necessarily, if the shell is heavy enough on the front, then she just has her hand there to keep it from falling backwards

[DrVonce]

oh good a pencil bomb should help us draw out the enemy..

[JSENNER83]

Man...She like a female General George S. Patton, 'ol Blood 'n Guts himself/herself!

[urbanberndtsson]

isn't it some sort of mortar ammo?

[FlyGuy0120]

break those pencils, kenstar!

[MixMaxit]

@FlyGuy0120 ULTIMATE-PENCIL-BREAKER!!!!

[ticklyelmooo]

In fact, it is a giant crayon. 

[MRRWJ2]

Fire the pencil from an Artillery tank, Jess wins the battle.

[M30W3R]

@MRRWJ2 Not only that, she's also ambidextrously strong enough to carry a giant yellow crayon around.

[konnigkratz]

Awesome, especially when you use the superpower and just go 'ROLLING THUNDER' and crush them with Med tanks

[Jhonnywmr]

I think it's a dildo

[JaKool6]

NNNNNNostalgia

[EinherjarLeo]

Green Earth missions are damn hard to figure at first. Getting a perfect Rank S at Hard mode is a matter of sheer skill and thinking.

[panzarw]

Its not a pencil or a crayon or a shell, its a pen to sign loads of peace treaties when the enemy sees her tanks.

[MrKeepnit100]

Funky theme it has a Grace Jones feel to it

[Bladering50]

THIS SONG IS AMAZING!!!!!! XDXDXDXD

[philipinoidiot]

kinda reminds me of GI Jane a little

[wouterW24]

You know, in the Jess's full art, she's also holding a can of fuel in addition to the shell.

[FailsAtNaming]

@wouterW24 so thats how her co power resupplies everything

[ILuvCo0kieSxD]

Omg, the first time I saw Jess, I was like....crazy he/she with giant pencil...but I got used to liking her. She's really good in battles

[Quikquik98]

Why is Danny Elfman holding a giant crayon?

[DominoHarvard]

Eagle : Hah! That was a quite intense battle, Jess! but now i've cornered you with my sole copter! HAHA!

What are you gonna do now?!?

Jess : .......Eat my giant exploding pencil!

( Throws the tank shell at the copter )

BOOM!

Jess wins. PENCILITY.

[killerkirbydude]

That isn't any kind of tank shell I'VE ever seen.

It's too long; a NATO standard 105 or 120 mm, for example, is half as long, and just as wide.

[polygonporygon]

@killerkirbydude It could be a Mega Tank round? Also, real world dimensions not applicable to cartoony war video games.

[killerkirbydude]

@polygonporygon

Meh, you're right.

I was just trying to justify the "Giant Pencil Theory".

[rabbitman170]

i thought it was a crayon

[johnjobf]

first thought was a modified bazooka

[F3udF1st]

WAR TYPIST

[johnjobf]

oh yea he IS a girl now i can see the outline of her boobs

[ARWINGx1]

Judging by the tank bullet she's holding, I guess she's the Tank specialist

[Akantrex]

Ah... boy? girl? wtf?

[joseaca]

did you guys really think that was a pencil?!

[slimedude1]

 Drake vs Strum

Drake: aww no I ONLY HAVE A RECON LEFT!!!

Jess: Wrong Drake! (Jess does super power song) *takes pencil and draws huge neo tank* fire! booooooooooooooooooooooom all of strums 1000000000000 weapons were destroyed XD

[Christhew0o0t0707]

Her hairs shorter in 2 isnt it

[371terry]

that looks like a tank round 2 me or amo of something but not a pencil..

[FGsouL]

she should has strenght like superwoman cuz she carring thet bullet so easily

[skaniukas]

No, she carries big erraser. She erases enemy armor with that :)

[shockyfaceaston]

The stance she's pulling suits her better than the one in Dual Strike.

[kylesico912]

giant pen/pencil or tank/artillery shell tune in next weak on what is jess holding XD

[dunnemuckls]

WAR PENCIL

[NCEpsilon]

Eagle: OMG! Sturm's forces are all Ground units and have too many anti-air units!

Drake: My Naval units are all in need of refuel!

Jess: I'LL DRAW SOME UNITS WITH MAH GIANT PEN!

[adamwestlapdog]

@NCEpsilon Tank bullet (:

[Mystline18]

It's her dildo

[nikopunksuperlink]

no its not her dildo its pen

[Mystline18]

@nikopunksuperlink I was obviously joking

[captmohamed]

at first I thought she was carrying a giant pencil when I first saw her, I just guess it was part of her character since she acted like a master tactican and she used her giant pencil to draw on the battle map or something and I let the topic drop there.

But since someone said that it was a tank/artillery shell, I can look at it in no other way

[panzarw]

Its a Pen.

why a german look alike CO redhead would need a Pen that big?

[harv5y02]

I swear to god, that's a FUCKING PENCIL.

[crowman1993]

yeah like an artillery shell !

[gmerit1]

One of my favorite CO's, she wasn't overpowered, but she didn't suck.

[armi910]

she kind of looks like ike

[OrangeF0X]

she fights for her friends?

[evilkirby4]

i guess i won't be getting any sympathy from her then.

[OrangeF0X]

Giant Novelty Pencil

[SilentBoy2144]

Jess seriously looks like a guy in AW2......

[Korsair777]

if all else fails, BEAT THEM WITH A PENCIL, FUCK YEA!!

[polygonporygon]

It's a tank round!

[TrueMario]

with jess' giant pencil she can draw millions of tanks >:3

[Leviticus89]

shes holding a tank cartridge, they look something like that, and i prefer grif, nothing ever gets close enough to do anything to him if you use him right and the first time i used jess was in an all rockets and battleship mission, it didnt make much sense to me to not be able to use her main attack force effectivly

[HaroldMcdarold]

Jess would be hot if not for the hair and the giant pencil.

[marbles9908]

yeh that's a missile not a pencil

[XelchanTheBrave]

It's TANK GIRL!!

[TheDeejay01]

WAR PENCIL

[SighNapse1]

@TheDeejay01 so it isnt just me who swears that's a pencil :P

[iceboy5254]

@TheDeejay01 Drawing plans of destruction

[fireaur90]

she is very good too =D

c'est pasun stylo mdr mais un obus !

[Musashi824]

Best CO ever, use Vehicles to push the assault, take advantage of 110 to destroy already effective unit match ups, create a diverse force, using the 90 navy and air force to full effectiveness, keep 90 infantry in the back field, as you push the frontlines far ahead of them,

using resupply for forward advance, keeping the pressure off the infantry, and you, have the world's best CO, n00bs go on about the brok 5, but u only need Jess to demolish thine foe using unit match-ups and flawless tactics

[KalterStien]

Hate the character

Love the music to go with em, very cool song. Most hard hitting of any of the CO's Themes.

[Slazzy]

i always thought why the fuck does she have a pencil?

[Lockerdown3]

actually if you look carefully(just did), it's more like a shell

[RockinAmadeus]

PENCIL

[Slazzy]

i always thought its a pencil

[AscendingLeo]

Me too, I mean it's the color of one, it has a grip and a point. I thought it was supposed to be like a teacher(?) to the other CO'S or something.

[dropthepin]

She should have thrown that shell at Lash in the battleship mission, would have helped alot by knocking out the enemy CO.

[axisrules1]

Large dildo?

[hybrinoid]

why would she carry around a giant pencil? to draw on sturm? no. it's a tank shell.

[ParkWayDrive011111]

dont mock the the pencil buddy...

[loudedbeat]

ITS A GIANT MUTHAFUCKIN PENCIL! :O

[UltraMarble]

Lol! Giant pencil!

[hectukopo]

very nice =)

[HORRORESPACIALX]

maybe a crayon?

[InFlaaames]

This theme is rockin' :P

[xXAstroxXgen]

what is that thing is it a pencil?

[doplys]

some think its a pencil and some think its a tank shell.

[hybrinoid]

it's a tank shell. 1. it has no eraser 2. the end isn't black other than the outline 3. she's a tank specialist 4. WHO THE HELL CARRIES AROUND A GIANT PENCIL

[wetterdew]

I almost bursted out laughing when I saw that comment first thing and then went back up and realized what you were talking about. xD

[milinm]

lol rage much?

[wabawindry]

@hybrinoid Well golf pencils don't have erasers so that is rules out your first point, but yeah XD it's definitely a cannon shell.

[Hendrikspan101]

@hybrinoid Not all pencils have erasers on the end :P

[hybrinoid]

the giant ones do :P

[Chrayze]

@hybrinoid They who want to "write" every wrong black hole has ever caused. LOL

[hybrinoid]

nice one xD

[RocketHarry865]

German Soldier: A Teacher

[vxxj4v1xxv]

@hybrinoid its a dildo

[crzymn246]

@hybrinoid I've seen tank shells and that definitely looks more like a giant pencil (or pen) than a tank shell. I mean, the back doesn't even have concentric circles to look like the primer.

[miguel777angel1]

@hybrinoid well who the hell carries around a tank shell? but it looks like a pencil

at first glance

but look at it closer and it does look like a tank shell

[hybrinoid]

@miguel777angel1 she might carry around a tank shell in case one of her tanks runs out of ammo :P

[stevensonbak]

@hybrinoid Steve from Blues Clues would have.

[hybrinoid]

err... maybe

[Shadowsamaman]

@hybrinoid 

[Kirbyonsteriods1]

@hybrinoid its a pencil conter points 1. some pencils dont have erasers 2. its a mechanical pencil 3. yes she is 4. apprently she does

[hybrinoid]

@Kirbyonsteriods1 it would be a pencil...

...if she was retarded :P

[tehrsgods]

@hybrinoid I would carry around a giant pencil too if I had one :3

[hybrinoid]

@tehrsgods so you're retarded? :S

[electric926]

@hybrinoid I CARRY AROUND A GIANT PENCIL

[hybrinoid]

@electric926 How many retards we got on this ship anyhow?

YELLO!!!

-_-

[Okq3]

@hybrinoid It could also be an artillery round, but I fully agree with you. That is NOT a pencil.

[hybrinoid]

@Okq3 actually, I never thought of artillery... it could also be a gigantic bullet o_O

[zoopark2500]

it isnt a pencil its a neotank bullet : )

[ARWINGx1]

Nope, it's just a regular tank cannon ammo

[doplys]

a neotank shell will be alot bigger than that. anyways in the gba its sounds a bit better than in the computer.

[zoopark2500]

rap her song is cool

[Dilan10b]

WHY DOES SHE HAVE A GIANT PENCIL?! O_O.....please dont write on my

[kirant]

Tank Shell of doom.

[doplys]

its sounds a bit weak tis one but her other sounds intense

[smalldude55]

jess has the best music in my opinion.

[MeowTheMouse]

thats not called opinion ! its called fact !

[RandalfElVikingo]

nah the best song are from Grit and Olaf

[PCJedi6]

I knew it was a tank shell from the first time I played AW2, but it really does look a bit like a giant pencil, on second thought. Although, that just makes my image of Jess turn far too silly.

[davinoseven]

yeaa

pencil = wth a freak

tank shell = looks tough

[3akiksass]

no m8 its a giant pencil

[doplys]

why does everyone joke about that?

[xxAznChimpxx]

its a joke......

[Jaric55]

AWESOME!!! TANK AMMO!!

[redmage2000]

Green Earth FTW

[xxAznChimpxx]

ow if i got wacked with that giant pencil

[MechaTailsMK2]

Thats a tank shell, dummy!

[doplys]

dude its a rocket shell not a pencil!

[Selderij]

Am I the only one who thinks the first part more than resembles ChuChu Rocket? o_O

Hear it out:

watch?v=neuM44XL4qs

And I wonder what a CO does with an artillery shell on her shoulder 24/7. :D

[chocobunneh]

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT WAS A PENCIL. >_>

[Rubberman202]

Jess's short haircut makes her look like a guy.

[sullathegenius]

More like a lesbian lol

[Rubberman202]

Lesbians don't ALL have short hair. Only the super MEGA lesbians.

[ilovestupidmariobros]

lol i thought it was pencil too

[Yamibooze]

well, with a little photoshopping here and there, and I'll make it so.

[oddvidios]

wactualy looks like a girl in this game

[yogoshun]

0:44 - 1:01 = Awesomeness!

[DigiJimmy07]

A good CO to fight drake with, to be sure.

[overthewoods]

shes alright but wuts with the giant pencil?

[random1719]

its not a pencil, its an artillery shell.

[Datafiles123]

its not a friggin pencil, its tank ammunition

[overthewoods]

im sorry D:

[TheTaiyakiGuy]

Ah, AW2 Jess. Numbers are so deciving. Despite terrible numbers there, she was still a solid CO.

Then she got buffed everywhere and just killed all in Dual Strike...probably got the biggest buff in AW History. Yay Jess.

[xkk21x]

Jess was more of a balanced and beginner CO in AW2. in DS, she became so damn cheap that COP spam = instant win (usually). and, when with Andy, they are the gayest team to ever beat. but yeah...Jess improved while Drake suffered and Eagle dropped a bit. still one of the best COs ever.

[byrdsturds]

she holding a giant pencil

[mapler43]

its a cannon thingie that the tanks shoot to kill people with.

[Slash1550]

try a bullet?

the type of bullet i dont need to be that descriptive..lol

[Kanden626]

It's actually an artillery shell. Not a cannon or a pencil.

Anyways, Jess is prolly my least favorite CO.

[clayzee001]

Yay i finally know what it is THANK YOU FOR TELLING! YY ME HAPPY NOW!:D

[elephanturkeymelt]

Its her PINGAS

[Proxtown]

Yes, it looks like a standard 150mm artillery shell. Jess must be incredibly strong to carry it over her shoulder, though, because those things weigh upwards of 50 kilograms.

[DuskBeforeDawn2008]

Anime psychics

[oddvidios]

physics not psychics

[realcelestialphoenix]

this is the best music on aw2

[longhorn116]

it was just 1 picture... lame, 1 star.

[Hewloo]

FullHealth was only posting the song. What did you want, a music video? Picky.

[firebrand12345]

I didnt like the DS version, I thoguht it was a bit over the top. Advance Ver. was perfect.

[FullHealth]

Just posted Jess' theme from AWDS - both versions are pretty good.

Also posted Grimm's.

[BorkaBonum]

I thought she was new in Dual Strike (never finished AW2, yet) - anyways, the theme on Dual Strike has gotten the best boost out of those found from the previous games

[NackWeasel]

Sounds like a hummer commercial.

...come to think of it that's rather appropriate considering the CO.

[Nikke83]

listen to the DS version of it. Then you will really hear how it is.

[Nikke83]

Gotta love that song!