Kill Of The Day #19 - Machine Girl Killing Ninjas - Machine Girl

[rigerouspokemon]

is it messed up if i dont find this hard to masturbate too?

[GrayFoxxx221]

press 9 FINISH HIM!

[PointlessComedy]

I think the japs overdue the movies lol, crap effects.

[murok82]

Just one thing to say.. LOL

[ManwiththeXL2]

5:03 Oh my fucking God...I haven't seen anything like that in my life!

[pkztroll]

Googly eyes lol

[roasch7]

la peli esta doblada?

[NexisFilms]

Skip to 4:07 to see some blood !!

[LeBronDwayneKobe]

This movie probably won the oscar...

[puffdaddyhulio]

naruto gone rogue

[XxSavag3WolfxX]

You Gotta Love B Grade Japenese Movies

[Antimanele104]

@XxSavag3WolfxX nope.avi

[crazyroboboss]

i thought japanese eyeballs were smaller

:p

[FrisianHeretic]

4:40 looks like a power rangers scene

[greensoulreaper]

Okay wtf, 5:04 just totally made me lol.

[LogSNES]

whoever made this movie was watching waaaayyy to much anime

[fightmeister]

These are like the worst ninjas...ever.

[amelo007]

Superb dub btw

[amelo007]

Where do they get all the throwing stars from? It looks like it's just one they're holding..

[dark7element]

I burst out laughing at 5:05. I hope this was intended to be a comedy because I'm sure taking it as one.

[causerkid]

How much bullets can that gun hold?

[Gregorick]

that was pretty damn weak for a gatling gun

[ma675]

Why are asian films so retarded? The acting is terrible and the effects are lame.

[TheBenCJenkins]

why are the ninjas wearing baseball leg guards and track suits? no wonder they lost to a one armed girl.

[xXJulian8941Xx]

Umm... what did I just watch?

[lilgoergen08]

Awful movie

[bringmethathoriz0n]

God this is shit. :')

[goldtigrera]

the worst dubbing what I ever heard!

[JoXDDFive]

that... that was just weird...

[ZECTCustomUnit]

The Heat Dopant...when she's actually angry folks.

[DrClarky93]

Did anyone else LOL at 5:05 XD.

[funnykid201]

@DrClarky93 i did xD

[PointlessComedy]

@DrClarky93 hell yeah

[OrangeSodaKing]

@DrClarky93 I actually LOL'ed at the entire video.

[TheFloatingBrain]

God I love that girl in that leather jacket, she's cute and she kinda sounds like Zoey from L4D

[JackBlackJr123]

5.14 ATTENTION DUELISTS! that girls machine gun arm is WAY better than our invisible guns...

[guitarszzz]

what the fuck did i just watch, that was fucking dumb as shit

[robbykills]

is anyone else reminded of the muppets at 5:03?

[jhjameszilla]

what the fuck are they doing out of the kitchen

[PandaPalm777]

4:27

Da hell?! That makes no freakin sense!

[BobAndPingPong]

.........wit just happened???

[Th3N0n3F0rg0tt3n]

plz suck a little more with animations..

[mrladezman]

at 2:28 thanks for pointing out the ovious

[GabrielVeritas]

4:27 makes me laugh hard! XD

[fartfish987]

Its Samus Aran!

[SamuelWats0n]

8 people were ninjas

[gokuandmario4ever]

5:46 Dude, your a ninja assasin. You should be used to getting sprayed all over with blood!

[ccayco]

ninjas in track suits. sweeeeeet

[superdude22a]

XDXDXD must see this MOVIE!! XD

[mallan625]

3:59: "Hmm... maybe I should duck. Nah..."

6:10 This is totally NOT symbolic of anything. No, really!

[IDGKY10]

shes must be related to chuck norris

[gunnerdude1293]

this is why ninjas suck, assassins rule n asians girls r hot :P

[lPrintulNoptii]

How the hell can the Ninja scream with such a giant hole in his head :/ ? But the girls look hot lolol

[SamuelWats0n]

@lPrintulNoptii he was screaming while he was shot so the throat was still in action it would make a noise like that

[hello333able]

ninjas get epicly pwned by a school girl with a gattling gun

[Stradivarius8457]

Lol'd so hard from 5 minutes till the end.

[bluetorch13]

this is the first "action" movie I see with a casting person missing an arm. Thats very nice.

[phazon0taste0nice]

ooohh japan.. you and your stuff \:|

[JumpinJurassicPark]

So cheesy that it's cheese tastic

[GermanyStormchasing]

Okay this is just so funny xD

[thekidcrew]

0:55 THE THREE MUSKATEERS

[Nagneto]

Those ninjas aiming sucks balls. LOL

[number1woofer]

so apparently Japanese machineguns had some kind of magical superpowers to make the skin on your face disappear

[scaryhorror333]

is that sailor moon? !

[TheExperimentalFreak]

@scaryhorror333 no... its machine girl

[scaryhorror333]

Are they from the Matrix?! :O

[WillowFrancais]

Shit film

[GermanyStormchasing]

Lol xD 

[soadpwnsyou]

Lol the English Dub sounds awful hahah

[britticus1232]

why was this movie made

[britticus1232]

so were fishing lines tearing him apart

[onniex]

Worst ninjas ever!

[fruitegable]

5:45 to the end is actually hella funny XD

[Sladestuff]

i love how it takes hundreds of bullets to kill 1 guy until hes just a screaming skull but another guy gets hit once in his lower back and goes down straight away

[RagingThunderstorm]

@Sladestuff Well he was a ninja

[aus10gr]

this flick was actually one OJSC (outrageous Japanese Splatter Cinema) that I liked.

[UltimateAverageJoes]

ehhh asian movie effects blow but the chicks are half bad :)

[wildvenisson]

for such a big gun those bullets must be really tiny and inacurate.

[CounterCrazeBand]

i laughed my ass off so cliche horrible effects and why are those ninjas wearing adidas jump suits and catchers gear??? 

[PaparostigmesA8l]

@CounterCrazeBand there are 2 white stripes. adidas has 3 so i dont think its adidas but thats exactly what i thought when i saw them

[2012theend100]

It's not gory but it is bloody and awsome

[Ingmar122]

fake movie so boring and looks fake

[SegaMario]

That would be quite unrealistic...

1. Shot into a bloody skeleton

2. Gut blasted and decapitated by accident distracting the ninja with fear.

and 3. Face got blasted off and he can still scream in pain.

[KeybladeCurse]

its so fail its epic XD

[alumkin3]

before the guy's face splits he has the "im soooo high right now" on his face

[Samiesmiles9]

"MY HANDS ARE SHAKING SO MUCH, I CANT GET THE WIRE IN!" Seriously? what kind of person says that out load?!?!

[mikiroony]

OMG Asian dudes' eyes are round, under the face... who would know :p

[bibbloze]

Jesus christ!!!, is this a real movie, looks like it have been made by some teenagers that likes ninjas

[prettyd31]

2:27, can't get the wire through?!?! That looks like he's trying to fit a water hose through a doorway!!

[chrono4203]

Apparently ninjas were bright red Adidas track suits. This movie would have been much better animated.

[prettyd31]

Yeah, track suits AND and an MLB catcher's shin guards.

[coliaonable]

power ranger japan version + why the hell did the guy exploded after some seconds after the shurikens hit

[coliaonable]

power ranger japan version

[bleedy13]

This is like a PG rated movie In Japan.

[jaiwhite205]

When did nijas start wearing red?

[spiderpig1029]

.....this movie looks like a piece of shit, 5:16 pretty, damn good, lol, she stood still and shoot in a straight line with machine gun, while a bunch dumb ass ninjas screamed and walked in front of the gun.

[spiderpig1029]

.....this movie looks like a piece of shit

[mrvondudenstein]

those ninjas are licensed to ill!

[deepdark876]

lol i can direct better this

[skwaab]

Japanese teen boy + a bit too much sugar = This.....

[hellolms]

Where the hell do you find these movies?

[whowantsabighug]

Damn Japanese movies....

[CDenic]

Jesus Christ, right from the start, what lousy fucking aim!

[999RICARDO999]

i love this film its just so shitty its good. but the cool thing is, even the makers know its shitty (at least i hope they do)

[Gaara5100]

what the fuck was this???? this made laugh so fuckin hard! xD

[cvrmwierd]

epic fail

[charmedmagic92]

I'm guessing that the producers of this movie got an F in Physics

[AeroMaster150]

Is this a serious movie? Or a comedy? Cause I'm laughing my ass off.

[RobinsTaste]

MWAHAHA! I gotta get this cheesy ass film one day!

[DreamyGeist]

3:28 THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

[Zairox99]

BS!!!

[DrPesT666]

This is better than meaning of life itself :O

[SouthPark4All]

0:55 GO POWERRANGERS GO!

[MyBuGGLes]

LOL LOL LOL thats was so horrible it made me cry i happines xD

[amohotepv]

DAMN!

[DroPShoTShArPShOoTeR]

Wow this fails including the dubs

[Litefoot92]

I love how the ninjas form up looking like they came straight out of a power rangers series lmao

[incomprehendableDIKI]

Il ike the way that lil guy can say " Shit she's pretty damn good..." Without opening his mouth.

[theheretic133]

guys death so epic fail he explodes from getting stabbed with ninja stars

[Skelytan]

...the fuck?

[TheGodzilla4ever]

now i want to see this movie.

[ChristopherJon14]

I laughed so hard at 3:53!!!!

[CupNoodles991]

Okay. She moved her head back when the sword was like 7 feet away from her neck. -.-'

[chrisanator1000]

matrix at 1:55

[YouLikeBosch]

LMAOWTF

[GenesisV3]

I laughed.

[LEGOCODY07]

omg power rangers just got a little better

[PatrickStumpBeast]

Since when did Adidas start endorsing ninjas?

[PatrickStumpBeast]

BTW I couldn't stop laughing at 5:04 XD

[1rileyisprettycool]

i actually loled at 5:04 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this movie kicks ass

[QuantumMaths]

Awesome. Very poor special effects but i've never had so much fun watching a movie with friends.

[mombiwomb]

wow its so... realistic :D

[potzu2k9]

is this an english dub of the film

[RPusdoNUTZLOLZ9]

Skip to around 3:55 to see the bloody action, k?

[munstergamer]

lol "shit she's pretty dam good" well it's easy to be good with a gatling gun ROFL

[onekidonedream]

5:38 WTF

[PRao700]

BAHAHAHA this is so bad that it's good!!!

[n00bcakey]

lol@ this, on a note is that supposed to be a gatling gun or something...? with no rotating barrels?

[TheNAGAMAGA]

Ninjas in Adidas+? O.o

[Karlsonas17]

one of the worst thins i have ever seen. seriously, i mean, how can the 3rd ninja be screaming when his face was blown away?

[ZeroSonic360]

did she stop to reload?

[SanityLapse]

I think this movie is a parody as to why CGI is killing the action genre.

[ixBlueShot]

lol he through three stars and the whole body explode ahahahahahahah

[2handart]

my little 8 years old brain hurts~~~~~~~

[ragglefraggle09]

...well that was fucking embarrassing

[hotelmario510]

LOL when he cuts his friend's head off he starts acting like a pansy. Best bad effects ever.

[LucasNation]

ive seen those costumes in the 99 cents store

[hotelmario510]

@LucasNation I've seen those regular clothes in Primark.

[LucasNation]

xD lol

[gasmask120]

WTF!!!?? this shit is freaking hillarious!!!!

[Biff947]

XD !!!

[futureTFBdunker]

HAHAHAHAH!!! he randomly throws the machine gun in the air HEY CATCH IT!!! xD bahahah lol theres so many flaws in this movie lol

[ThunderDrakos]

Those effects are so horrible it makes the deaths hilarious

[ComaLies225]

@ThunderDrakos seen the movie, i think that's what the directors were going. the scenes are over the top it's great.

[RowanTolley02]

this looks terrible.

[Joker1841]

noob movie

[shockerzapzap]

Those ninjas are wearing catchers shin guards.

[hiwazzupdudes]

wow...this one actually made me want to guige my own eyes out

[schischamstart]

LOL what a movie hahahhaah

[KobezBro]

wow, i did better effects in Microsoft Paint.

way to throw the gun to the girl with 1 arm!

[aodl]

ALERT! The cheese factor just went to cheddar.

Also that bit where the gun locks onto her emm...well i guess you'd call it a nub...TOTALLY got stolen from Army of Darkness.

[Lucatheboss100]

whats the name of film?

[gatetodeath11]

ginyu force untie!!!

[MonsterJulian]

Hahaha fuck ninjas

[TheBadbloke]

5.04 lol zombie ninja XD

[Persondudeguy]

YES! Fear the Track suit ninjas!

[Keeponrockin404]

Holy sh*t

[lucidlunatic]

hahaha omfg hilariously cheesy