Ahmad The Hilarious Dead Terrorist

[hoboy97]

you dumbshit you spelt his name wrong in the title

[sonsofzombie]

lee evans is better :)

[SidRulz100]

All I see of him is that HE looks like he's seen better days.

[JLSloverrr123]

i will not move my arse, YOU IDIOT, YOU DONT HAVE AN ARSE!

[Prettysureitsdead]

It's Achmed..

[SkyandEifer1986]

Achmed not Ahmed lol

[GazTheSoundGuy]

This is still really funny

[iObliterate]

My name is Ahmad :]] (There's no sound where the H is) It's just uh-mod

[cellcity74]

lol very funny



[PubelessEWOK]

definatly makes me wanna achmed :D i would master the ventreliquist just to have achmed by me :P 

[hasankagost]

This is the best lesson to graduate terrorists because when the fanatic see this kind of videos then they will be ready to kill their self for killing others

[Saint1551]

"oh i love bu-- oh.. you mean the person?" -- *Shows the dude in the croud* wtF? >_>

[Boxlad]

terribly racist but hilarious

[Dawn09able]

i really, really love this. Great work Jeff x

[Craftelectro]

Прикольный гоблин)))

[welphaibai]

"All I wanted to do was to give the disabled and mentally deficient folks of the world something very simple and easy to laugh at."

- Jeff Dunham

[TheSmutley]

hows this bloke get off havin a go at wacko Jacko but a yank comes to aus and has a hisy fit bout the act of wacko on hey hey....ohh hes a yank him self i see

[iProfessorOAK]

the punchline got old after the second time.

[thesamkorn]

But your all bone, its a flesh wound, bahahahhahahah

[bratley2008]

SILENCE, IL KILL YOU

STOP TOUCHING MEEEE

[8bennugent]

racism at its best

[GTCism]

The first time Islam actually looked good in some way, otherwise it is one of the most useless, evil, nasty belief system ever on planet earth.

[dannyt1610]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahhahahhahahahahhah­ahahahaha

[Striidah]

praise ALA (BOOOOOOM!!!!)

[87yandi]

.. Once again this consistent devalueing of the Muslim religion, & mawF#kkaz ar' laughin at the background !!

[stretch1690]

tottaly class

[iCassadee]

Jeff:"What was the last thing that went though your head..?"

Achmed: My arse..

[bmw2go11]

achHchHhHhhchHhHhMed

kchHHhchcHCHhH...

[RiaPrice]

I think he's amazing, achmed and jeff. they both amazing x) ahaha i love the part where jeff goes how do you spell it, and he says - in a high pitched voice - what? and then he cant spell it lol

[Gizliterapi]

God dammed oooh ooh i mean allah dammed ;; ghahhahh:p

[nalam74]

SILENCE I KILL!

[selenagomez285]

@nalam74 NO he said SILENCE I KILL U.....

[slalomluke]

An immensely talented ventriloquist, but this is probably my least favorite of his characters. I will admit that I laughed pretty hard at 'STOP TOUCHING ME!', though

[cruzie867]

hellloo i linsey lohan

[cuteg1234]

we get it its * ACHMED * not *ahmad* -__-

[thomasrix]

this is so lame. Would he think it was funny if it was timothy mcvey instead of 'achmed'.

[MrVivViv]

Wow this is so FUCKING FUNNY it makes me wana MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING

[stupidbum96]

are you my virgins i hope not. why? theres some ugly ass guys out there if this is paradise ti've been screwed hahah lmao

[Flesketbrinner]

This would be funny, if i was 10 years old.

[AnthemOfDeath34]

this is awesome show knock nock whos ther me i kill u

[xcharzbabyx]

But your all fine, no your all bone..its a flesh wound lmao :')

[osprey771]

STOP TOURCHING ME

[AaronMorgan1995]

phlegm*

[AaronMorgan1995]

he even says in the video. Umm A - C but you still pput ahmad...

[shaicatk]

Absolutely brilliant!

[DAMANsambo]

its ACHMED but its a funny video!!

[dsgnr2]

I can't stand smart-ass kiddies like you

[zz03]

lol- hallarious :)

[Brooklyn174]

yoo fix the title of this its achmed the terrorist

[PokemonGodXD]

its achmed

[aidyspady999]

pretty shit apart from some of the kill you bits

just not funny

[TheDoakes12]

SILENCE!......I KILL YOU! lol

[xxDiSaPoInTeDxx]

achmed not ahmad lol ass

[MrsGothWayxxx]

haha lol

[H4Y3S]

its achmed

u put title as ahmad

[clarkymann]

who u talkin ta u prick

[bj00uk]

FUCK u in argonant cunt!

[cokeadict619]

Knock Knock

Whos There?

Me, I Kill You!!!!!!

[nicholasmarkbrodie]

silence i kill u

[bayart1]

goddamn it no no i mean allah damn it

[DjB8709]

LMAOOO UR FRICKIN SUITCASEEE!!!

[Merlin7522]

LOL jamster mobile in australia ripped off this act for a ringtone that said "Silence! I kill you!" lol should be sued..

[TheVidviewer]

Look at his neck closely and you can see his throat move when he's achmed.

[CryingHero]

For ventriloquisim it's impossible not to move ones throat.

[Phamductions]

lol of course!! how else would you talk...

[Marshey14]

By the way it is Achmed not Ahmed

[JAMIEcarlisleRFC]

"so your a terrorist?

yes.

what kind of terrorist?

a TERRIFYING, . terrorist"

lol amazing

[KILLROY4life]

A...C...FLEM :P LOL

[mzprpl49]

whats a flem?

[RialaRunes]

he means phlegm = (pronounced /ˈflεm/) is sticky fluid secreted by the mucous membranes of humans and other animals. Its definition is limited to the mucus produced by the respiratory system, excluding that from the nasal passages, and particularly that which is expelled by coughing (sputum). Its composition varies, depending on climate, genetics, and state of the immune system, but basically is a water-based gel consisting of glycoproteins, immunoglobulins, lipids, etc.

[bakukider]

what is it with evryone using

lol rofl lmao lmfao

[EliteMichael1000]

This time, my ass fell off and I was on the floor.

ROFL LMAO!!!

[MoshiDFA]

that terrorist is very scary lol not

[blobby1972]

which one is the terrorist ?

[deadlyhips]

lol :)

[allancom]

achmed

[ukiboy69]

LOL premature detonation

[StrawberryMock]

Elloooo im Ahmad da retarded guy on dis guys videeo description......terrorist!!!

[seanjohnson999]

Im Not American And i Find it Funny + Its Achmed Not Ahmed ;P

[Jediknight320]

HHAHAHAH why's his name Ahmad in the name lol, love this video

[ankan5]

realy freaking funny movie

[yooroochi]

ok its a joke but they push it i mean hes a terrorist and the include the name allah if u ask me thats quite offensive

[Nerfbum]

it's not ahmad is Achmed

[Dacrazedbratzgurl]

True,,

[madpig351]

my creator? i was created when my mother and father had sexual intercourse buddy. no one knows how the earth and all its creatures came to be so dont try and preach to me about god and how he will all save us. biggest lie ever if you ask me

[BadWolfTyler]

i agree with you. im just a kid still but i think your right. there isnt a god. we can only guese how the earth and stuff started but when people began talking about "gods" it was mainly mythology in times when medicane was considered 'magic'. people were scared and needed somthing to believe in. basic psycology.

[madpig351]

there is no god/gods and never has been. just something for people to believe to make them feel better. god and satan are just the good and bad side of a human being

[XxEncoreDibzxX]

LMFAOO THIS IS TOOO JOKES!! XD

Ohh maan some of yu really need too lighten upp,

this is not literal xD

[helloaidan]

that isnt funny... you americans dont know what comedy is

[Bondomusic]

dude... why not actually try reading the book they have eh? im not islamic and im not christian, the way you are acting i would never want to become one because of what you are showing them to be. Get some mate.

[Bondomusic]

What kind of ignorant moran are you?! Islam isnt from the devil... its another branch of christianity. And if you nuke anything well all be dead because the balance of the M.A.D. will be tipped...

[topshop94]

hello....i'm lindsay lohan!

[itsaguinness]

What's Peter Jackson doing there at 10:37

[Jmullen95]

I KILLLL U!

[frizzboo123]

Its Achmed.

[slinkylover72]

STP TOUCHING MEE!!! I KILL YOUUU!

[KILLROY4life]

i wonder where he got ahmad coz i want to buy 1 to work with my self can any 1 help???

[megababby]

its acturely ahkmad cos my mates called ahkmad

[supercaller1]

its verry funny but it could be afensiv to some religuns

[lost91231]

xDD nice silence I kill u or

my name is not akmad its ahmad!

[nemuburro]

ur right, i didn't think i was attacking anyone though. maybe the words were a lil harsh. i feel like i am being attacked when someone tells me i am terribly mistaken based on the priori knowledge they have gathered inside their head or at koran school.

[MasterMaxD]

SILENCE!!! I KILL YOU!!!

[mikerdz255]

u r wrong god is coming u will see i agree with coreoBroomstick

[ahrmcx]

I LOVED THIS i watch it over and over....but there are some few mistakes....like at the beggning when he said god damn it and the said Allah....and at the end he said he was not muslim....

however still quit funny i don't take as an insult...even if i were an Arab and my name is Ahmad and it is pronounced A h mad not Akkkkkmed :P

loved the racist joke hahaa

Silence I KILL YOU

[pooxonastick]

Those mistakes were on purpose.

[hut4hot]

Bro don't waste ur tym, who hell u r trying to understand they r such ppl who can't understand even God.

[jazz4558]

Hahahaahah

love diisss FUNNII TO DA MAXX <3

[Frankyyourpimp]

SILENCE!! I KEEL YOU.!

[laurence231]

its achmed I thought

[sotn08]

lmao cracks me up

2:47 to 3:04 lol

safe.

[schnadderienchen]

i love ahmet he´s sooooo cool

[Solechnaya]

I know this is intended to be funny. Heck, I find it hilarious.

But there is a problem here. This still gives Islam a bad name. Islam, even though I do not follow it, is truly a religion of peace, freedom and love for all creatures.

Sadly, there are extremists among the Muslim community. These people do not follow true Islam.

Read the Qur'an. It has the same basic message as the Bible. But it has a more reliable source. It was written by Muhammad and only by him. And he knew what to say.

[sanalalemci]

if editing, the words do not belong to Hz. Muhammed (s.a.v.) they belong to god. Hz. Muhammed (s.a.v.) just wrote them down.

Thanks for that nice post by the way.

i appreciate it.

[Solechnaya]

Sorry, I did have a few mistakes in there.

Yes, it is the "word of God". No, Muhammad did not write it. He preached to his scribes who then wrote it down.

No problem.

[sanalalemci]

You made it sound like "Muhammed invented the words".. that's why i replied.

[Solechnaya]

Yes, I'm sorry.

[nemuburro]

muhammad did invent the words, he is a human. god does not speak to people, because there is no god. god is just an excuse for people to kill other people.

[CoreoBroomstick]

You, are terribly mistaken.

One day you will see.

[nemuburro]

i doubt it. but if you want to live your life, the only life you will ever have, according to a fairy tale, that is fine. i used to be a religious person and tried to convince myself for years that god was real, but i had to stop lying to myself. i love religious people though. i dont need to believe in god to be a good person. i get pissed off about religion sometimes b/c i see the violence it causes. but if we got rid of religion, im sure we'd find something else to kill for.

[vampire11727]

your dumb

[lucamulfari95]

wat the hell??????????

not cool

[nemuburro]

not trying to be cool.

[Chipsdoom]

I KEEL YOU!

[random5499]

stop touching meeee!...i keeel yoouu

[123nasreen123]

allah damit hahahhahhahaha i am muslim

[Scilencersin]

HAHAHAHA LOLOLOL

[popgoesyourbanana]

HAHHAHAHAHAHHA.

[wwecyprusguy]

silence i kill you!!!!!! its the funniest thing i ever watched!!

[MrsHolliValo]

lol lol... what kind of terrorist???... "a terrifying terriost..."..hahahahha

[jud0k1ng]

its Achmed by the way...

[supercaller1]

wot the fuck everyone nowes u cunt !!

[dragonchief777]

ROFL

one of the funniest things i ever watched

[andywatson55]

I am a suicide bomber lol

[AnnieC720]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!

i wish i could do that

[martinjovi]

jajajajaja,,muy bueno

[rusyaidi4]

but still hes good

[rusyaidi4]

rascist... is good that american get bombing

[Whitesoxrundis]

yea its good dat america iz kickin their asses now

[gambarey]

un artista como la copa de un pino diciendo una basura como un piano.

[yannik004]

SILECE!!!! I kill you!!!!!

[Deichgraf141]

"Knock Knock" Whos there "Me! I kill you" lolololol

[Ghazoooool]

a-c-fleemmmm

[afroz007khan]

There can be hilarious saint of you also if we decide.

Ehtesham

[bobzwaa]

lmfao fucking classic makes me laugh everytime XD

[arriols]

america apesta

[awalker343]

this ime two priest and a small boy in between them and let them fight to the death. and thw winner fights micheal jackson.lol silence i kill u

[hamstrojones]

2 jews going to a bar....no no no ....what...you don't let the jews to your bar...?racist bastard!!!hahahahaahah perfect!!!

[daddyslittle96]

omg this is halarious!haha suicide hotline!

[legendaryRose]

mpaxaxaxaxaxa exw klash sto gelio !!! xa0xaxa0a0AX0ax0AX

[steveharrismetalgod]

hello!I'm Lindsey Lohan...muhahahahaha!

[banks8784]

helllllllooooooooooooooo i am lidsay lohannn........... fuck dat wus clasic!!!

[DonGreekos]

kalo

[Liakouror8odoksos]

ΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑ!!!!

[poulis16]

2 dudes going to a bar....no no no ....what...you don't let the dudes to your bar...?racist bastard!!!hahahahaahah perfect!!!

[hamstrojones]

he says jews idiot!

[StarBlazer69]

it's Achmed. not ahmad

[asdintheair]

silence !! I KILL YOU !!

[nerybadgirl]

so amazing man...really nice

[MCAMVP]

the guys who did this skit are gonna get bombed lol

[spiropoulos14]

silence...i kill you !!!

[ThEoFiLoSs]

The ahmet is the same person,he just talking without oppening his mouth

[AlexParker464]

It's Achmed, not Ahmad by the way.

[cammj86]

actually, no, its ahmed, its just prenounced like achmed.

[AlexParker464]

I was on about the name of the video. it's not Ahmad. *Ahmed

[hfshf1]

awesome

[westy123]

this is just too sophisticated for me.

[undertaker456bom]

hhhhhhhhhhhh i like the way he lough

[NATB100]

5 star

[daliborxp]

I kill YOU!!!!

[amaranthY]

xDDDDDDDD

[bastardbg]

terrorists are funny just ask the innocent people they kill!

[ezwelchman]

hahhaha i get it...you cant ask people that are dead

[severusleco]

STOP TOUCHING ME !!!!

LOL

that was awesome! I really had a great time watching that!

I alredy made my rating on it!

XD