Whose Line: Christmas Hoedown

[JerichoDitch2]

Early Christmas morning it was quiet as a mouse

I shot an intruder who broke into my house

The cops took my statement, it cut me to the quick

How was I to know that I had blasted Old St. Nick

[Stormcat1]

Christmas is hard for my family

everyone's too drunk to get a christmas tree

one year we tried to get a tree for hire

but then my uncle showed up, and set the thing on fire.

[ElfenLied619]

Every Christmas Day, I just wanna cry.

Santa always gives me coal, and I do not know why.

I'm never naughty, been good all my life.

Except for the one time that I cheated with his wife.

[MTPippin]

I hate Christmas as it comes once a year,

2011's season I really did fear.

But that fear is over I don't ever have to delve,

cause it's all over mid December twenty-twelve!

[WaffleDude9001]

I love Christmas, it's my favorite time of year.

This rhyme is cliche but it fills me up with cheer!

I want to make the season last and that is no lie,

so I put my lights up in August and take 'em down in July!

[ffiinnrroodd]

Why is Laura Hall always smiling like she's getting an award or something?

[WaffleDude9001]

@ffiinnrroodd You'd smile too if you could play the piano that well.

[1ce2berg]

@ffiinnrroodd LMFAOO her smile always pissed me off cause its the same exact face she makes every fucking episode lmao

[thisbemynickname]

why did they bleep Mrs. Claus?

[DanTheMan33088]

@thisbemynickname I know, right?

[ITSOVER9000ish]

Drew is Jewish? Does that mean we can call him...Jew Carey?

[Queen90BoyGeorge45]

This is totally Drew's hoedown. He nailed it twice!!!

[INTPTT]

Problem: I am stressed out over my final exams because I've been watching Whose Line clips instead of studying.

Solution: Watch Whose Line clips until I am no longer stressed.

[lucasgirl101]

I love laura, she was laughing and still playing

[04lthompson]

Every Christmas Eve, I Leave milk and cookies

Then I go to settle my debt, with my local bookies

I opened my front door, and made a sudden pause

Only to see my beer being drunk, by Santa "Fuckin" Claus

[jakethesnake6591]

I hate Christmas, every year it's just the same

I always get lumps of coal, not even a toy or game

but this Christmas, oh my lord, Santa went too far

because all he gave me was a stupid air guitar

[cobrafangz]

it was christmas morning and i was oh so excited

i wanderd down the stairs hoping to be delighted

there was no presents just my roomate name devon

he told me i should grow up cause im turning 27

[MiniChef1928]

santa clause made 9 accounts

[Yellow4494]

lol. But you should've shown the credit readings! It was so cute, I aww'd out loud. Ryan and Colin were reading as getting into a fight in a bar and instead of fighting they both barfed and then Colin said "I love you." And Ryan said "I love you" and they hugged!

[ASUdrop321]

u no wat im askin santa for christmas....more seasons of whose line

[asianvidena]

On the first half of Ryan's verse - Aw. That's nice. Thinking of the children.

On the second half of Ryan's Verse - Wow.

[valkolakk]

There goes Colin being cerebral again.

[PlatinumFlute]

It was just unfair, Draw new he gonna win..

[u2berz]

why does ryan always have to seek the most attention, and in that way. can't he think of something clever like his gay friend colin? pitiful..

[rkopwnsu]

@u2berz you mad bro?

[1eyedjack3]

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[Constantine160]

So every December 25th, I kick off my shoes, and go down to the Deli and hang out with the Jews!

....ROFL.

[EarlOfEs]

Drew KNOWS he killed that hoedown

[Hootenanny4]

what did ryan say?

[sagem97]

@Hootenanny4 LMAO, he said Fucking Mrs. Claus!!!

[gaamaru95]

Christmas is the time and joy for all the families.

Wrapping presents, making food, and decorating trees.

Kissing under mistletoe, and hanging up the wreath,

But when it comes to presents, I got stuck with grandma's teeth.

[baronessdouglass]

I love the dance Drew does after his!

[dstebbin]

I don't understand why Drew's hoedown was so well received. I found it rather underwhelming.

I mean, I GET it, but I just don't see how it's funny.

[carlyiona]

Hoedown is the one game that Drew kills in.

[twilightfan42698]

all i want for christmas is for ABC to bring back Whose Line is it Anyway

[kenneth01219]

@twilightfan42698 well it is

[twilightfan42698]

@kenneth01219 it is wat?

it is bringing back whose line is it anyway?

[kenneth01219]

@twilightfan42698 welll there playing old ones

[twilightfan42698]

@kenneth01219 i mean that they will play it BEFORE midnight

[jakamneziak]

i couldnt care about christmas, i'd rather suck a pipe

die from monoxide poisoning that for me is right

i'd rather kill myself than put up with this crap

so sod xmas, screw everyone and give them all the clap.

[vlover1500]

the only reason i picked this video was to hear Drews

[TheJneal19]

ryan's is always good cause he's at the end so he has the most time to think:D

[rocknrollmustlive]

@TheJneal19 Not necessarily, because there are several hoedowns he redoes his entire hoedown based on something Colin may say (like the magician one). He is still awesome though.

[sneezabonk]

this is one of the best hoedowns

[ilovemj121]

Lmao, this was on about ten minutes ago. xD

[bostonbruinsman2010]

PORKING MRS CLAUS!CLASSIC RYAN!THIS HOEDOWN IS SOME FUNNY SHIT!

[bostonbruinsman2010]

I LOVE RYANS PART!

PORKING MRS CLAUS,PRICELESS!

[isaacnyembo]

the things id do to laura hall.....

[drkstrm93]

9 people are jews

[XavyWin7]

@drkstrm93 actually, 9 people got coal instead of toys last Christmas

[TedKrusty]

@XavyWin7 No...... Just no....

[StratGib35]

drews dance after his verse was freakin hilarious hahahha

[6blanks]

I'm giving my wife the best gift there ever was.

Better than anything you can get from Santa Claus!

I'm giving her the perfect gift, because she's a fox,

This year I'm giving my wife, my dick in a box.

[minted54321]

only colin would reference shakespere into a hoedown

[sadlfgsfdhfd]

omg, they all hate x-mas except ryan lol

[leeroyhebert]

im in good mood when watch this

[Iammejustthatone]

I love how Laura Hall cracks up :) 

[THEwolfKiana]

Drew made me crack up.

[DairyBastardGOW1]

apparently, there were 9 jews watching this.....

[ArkLover27]

when i was a kid i couldn't wait for santa claus

that is until my belief came to a pause

he came down the chimney, his sack weighing a ton

i found out that year that he's a tall thin skeleton

[metzdawg3000]

Christmas this year turned out to be disaster.

It was so terrible, it couldnt be done with faster.

It was a bad holiday that I do not want back.

that is the last time I hire elves from Iraq!

[spellthrower]

I told my parents i wanted a pet or toy,

when i saw all the presents, my heart filled up with joy,

yet it seemed my parents made one huge mistake,

they compromised and got me a rattlesnake

[0624taffytwinkletoes]

I love Christmas it makes me wanna shout

but when I get coal i sit down and pout.

If my mom found out she would have a fit

When she was yelling at me I yelled back Holy Shit.

[ITSOVER9000ish]

I love Chistmas. I celebrate it each year.

I love the feeling of all the holiday cheer.

There's just one thing of which I don't catch the drift.

How do we know Christ was born on December 25th?

[RIG1815]

Is there an uncensored version of this?

[TheUnknownAvenger]

@RIG1815 Ryan's line is Porking Mrs. Claus!

[GamePlayer567]

One Christmas Eve i was sleeping on the couch

I woke when i heard Santa Clause shout "Ouch!"

I looked up at him and he was carrying a huge sack

The only problem was that it wasn't on his back...

[kungfumaster1996]

You can go to hell uscomputing

[LuminatedDarknessC8]

Why'd they censor Mrs. Claus?

[uscomputing]

Everyone that posts their hoedown here needs to know that they are not really funny.

[metzdawg3000]

@uscomputing don't hate because you can't make one up

[dingdongditch1000]

Drew???

[thealagar]

drew gets so satisfied with himself by the time he ends his verse..

[tubemaster22]

this is so much better than the UK version of whose line

[happymatt12]

I really love Christmas, it is really great.

There's isn't anything that I should really hate

But there is one thing, that everybody should know,

I hate Santa 'cause he sings Ho Ho Ho!

[Sword414]

I used to hate Christmas, now don't think I'm a punk

Before Christmas 05, i would get real drunk

Now i really love it, its louder than a mouse

Cuz' in 06 i found myself a spouse.

[MrBionicledude]

HE FUCKED MRS CLAUS

[scottymoose21]

Drew murdered that shit

[DarthMalak1000]

Today is christmas and I gave no presents, this cant be real

So I went up north, and asked Santa "What is the deal:

Santa said that "I was being a poser"

So I ran over his factory with a bulldozer

[TinselFairy]

i guess ryan is with mrs claus tonight then..

[ElfenLied619]

I got coal from Mr. Santa Claus.

It was so shocking, I had to take a pause.

It was rude, and even kinda crass.

So next year I'll take that coal and shove it up his ass.

[DrClawizdead]

Drew was really good in this one.

[AgentA2628]

laura hall has same face. drew always clasps his hands haha

[vezina333]

The story about Rudolph, it has always been a lie

They've always hid the truth from us and now I know just why

He was never born with that big red shiny nose

He chose the wrong time of the month to sniff reindeer doe's

[101barroso]

@vezina333 ok thats different

[doommetaldoom]

I love the winter season, I have it once a year,

I stuff my gut with food, and kegs and kegs of beer

My cholesterole level is very... high... and livers not... good... *falls on floor* *paino rolls*

[shittyfagg]

hahahah laura hall is losing it at the end

[Nethergiant]

@india14100 First, are you Jewish? I am and i find that hilarious. Its kinda true, we have nothing to relate to for xmas, not all of us go to a deli but what else can one use but stereotypes?

[MrMcBambi]

Christmas is by far the worst time of the year

when I see joly people all I do is sneer

oh and by the way santas dead in my freezer

in case you hadnt guessed my name is ebeneezer

[dknights411]

The decorations going up all over town,

It's that special time of year again, so why must I frown?

Now I would like to think that I'm a reasonable guy

But we shouldn't start Christmas in the middle of July!!!

[101barroso]

@dknights411 lol that funny

[xsugarqueenx1994]

i hate christmas every single year

cuz all i hear are all singers cheer

there is only one thing that i enjoy all the year round

is the fact that the sales have items less tham a pound LOL

[MadMaulkin]

@india14100

boho

[rafanavega]

I love the look Laura Hall has when Ryan finishes his hoedown, she tilts her head down in laughter (not only in this hoedown but in many others as well).

[17livestrong]

hahaha drew was so proud of himself!

[zetally]

did ryan ever win?

[1smokinshots1]

@zetally yeah... like once

[sbabe325]

@zetally Yes, if you seatch on youtube, its called the Ryanless hoedown haha

[david2742]

@zetally he's won a couple of times but instead of sitting at the desk drew would be like he now gets to do a game with him such helping hands there was only one time where he got to be at the desk just search ryanless hoedown

[PowerhouseTom]

it's finally christmas ive been waiting the whole year

when it finally comes around i fill with christmas cheer

but i when i got to the tree boy it really sucks

because when i opened my present, it was just a box

[maximrules]

i wish they had gotten a funnier host. i think drew carey just sounds like an idiot

[Idunnaz]

@maximrules But..but..it wouldn't be Whose Line without Drew!

[maximrules]

@Idunnaz yeah i guess lol

[scottymoose21]

i love how drew always dances when he knows he killed the punchline haha

[ITSOVER9000ish]

Well On Christmas Eve, I always wonder what I'll get

Maybe a new video game, or a DVD Box Set

There's just one thing to give me no one would dare

a pair of Drew Carey print underwear

[vezina333]

Tis' the season once again for ringing up the lights.

To decorate the Christmas tree and get in snowball fights.

I really love this time of year , it fills me up with cheer.

Especially when Santa comes with all of his reindeer.

[r8er72]

i hate it how abc took out all the reruns of wliia.

[Hot293wildcat]

What did Ryan Stiles say at the end?

[503leafy]

@Hot293wildcat porking mrs. clause

[PowerhouseTom]

@Hot293wildcat porking ms claus

[inamarel]

At 2:21 all the others are just staring at Ryan and waiting for a brilliant ending they know he's gonna come up with.! RYAN IS THE KING OF HOEDOWN!

[Qwerty0791]

@inamarel Ironically, it's very well known Ryan -hates- hoedowns, and simply because of that fact, the hosts of WLIIA, in the UK and US -never- let him "win" at the end of the show so he stays for it, goes last(so he gets the most time to conjure lyrics) and always ends the rhyme cursing, or insulting the hoedown itself.

[TheRubix64]

@inamarel Even more ironic, thats after he finished singing...

[sNiceVideo]

Givin lots of gifts its really fun to do

lots of wrapping in gold red and blue

I would say christmas is my favorite holiday

but i cant celebrate it because im gay

[Huriyuri]

Did anyone ever realize that every time Bran does a hoedown it involves him killing someone? xD

[NorbieNDag]

@Huriyuri  Whose Bran?

[scottymoose21]

aw man drews verse was by far the best and most original

[dylanbobby1]

and hang out with the jes!

[jamrfromanotherworld]

Two days before Christmas my daugther came to me.

She told me that all she wanted was this one cd.

I started to panic for I knew the store would be scary.

I grabbed the disc and gave it to her only to find out she wanted the one from Mariah not Drew Carey.

[Tu49]

I love Christmas i really think its a joy

seeing all the kids run around with toys

i love playing santa althought i've been banned

But i swear the kid wanted me to remove my pants

[Airmaster167]

I didn't get Colin's hoedown.

[SingingPrincess247]

@Airmaster167 It's a joke on a Shakespeare quote, "To thine own (s)elf be true"

[nsakic]

Drew's best hoedown!

[TheKLABOOM]

You know on Christmas they've got this Santa Claus guy,

And on Thanksgiving and easter, they've got the animal toys,

But there is one holiday that doesn't get the clean,

There's no frickin mascot for that frickin Halloween.

[day500champ08]

Christmas is a holiday, that really can't be beat.

How does one man, do such a feat?

Well one day, I found the way.

Here just uses, the guys from whose line is it anyway.

[UnknownUsername647]

When he did his hoedown, Drew looked so proud of himself. He was like "That was so awesome!" :)

[kamodaff]

bahaha i love drew's verse!

[allamir]

lol... lmao

[DustyDinkleman26]

every time drew does a good hoedown (which is almost never cause he fucks up a lot and makes up words and mumbles n shit) he bounces and dances around a lot right b 4, during and after he makes a funny rhyme...i noticed that and its so gay!

[omgbrittanyy]

@DustyDinkleman26 give him a break, he's not meant to perform and obviously haven't done it much. he doesn't get as much practice as the others

[AndyHurleysChicklet7]

hahaha Drew wins in this one!! XD

[poblo234]

there arnt any presents this year

children are shivering in fear

santa is not around

while flying over pakastan santa was shot down

[4evr2btru]

I woke up last night

In quite a scare

I heard an alarming

noise down stairs

It sounded like a Vacumm

Or a dying dog

But instead i found

My mom kissing santa clause

[ghostrecon98]

@4evr2btru thats pretty good.

[ForceRecon198]

Christmas is a wonderful time for those you hold dear.

I could be quite mistaken but I feel it's the best time of the year.

I used to have the problem of finding a gift for you that rocks,

So I took a tip from SNL and gave you my DICK IN A BOX.

[vortex747]

Christmas is always a frustrating time of year

I never know, what to buy my girlfriend, my dear

But then Lorne Michaels shows up, yes on my door he knocks

When we go to SNL she gets my dick wrapped in a box

[ForceRecon198]

@vortex747 Dammit! I just did a hoedown just like that! LoL

[DedMunkEReborn]

BRILLIANT DREW :D

[8comicbookman8]

Christmas is a time to give back to others,

Especially the women that are all of our mothers,

But every year I fail to pass the test,

That Santy Claus is not the best...

[kuliimjulischreiben]

Oh I forgot, Drew's Jewish, isn't he? Makes his line make sense, lol. I mean it makes sense anyway, but you know what I mean. lol

[DerpDerpInTheMurph]

For some reason i keep hearing "f*cking little boys"

[piolin141]

This christmas it was full of joy. There were a lot of presents like cloths and toys. Boy this Christmas it was like no other. But I think but I think Santa screwed my mother

[TheZizigay]

the 3 beep wtf???

[takerwwe3]

at 1:45 colins voice echo'ed

[newman20072008]

MERRY CHRISTMASS in advance LOL

[rrrsegmentat7]

Christmas is my favorite time of the year

Because we all get together and are all full of cheer

But this Christmas was really like no other

Santa got in trouble and was knocked out by my mother

[TheDallascowboys2010]

i can`t beleave RYAN bleeped the censor three times. Does anyone know what those three words were?

[Banjita101]

I do believe they were "F***ing Mrs. Claus"

XD

awesome.

[sh0993]

@TheDallascowboys2010 poking/porking Mrs. Clause

[sillywillysmarty]

@sh0993 haha its fucking mrs clause:) u prob kno tht tho

[sh0993]

@sillywillysmarty I got the DVD and 12Medbe has a video that has all the times that the censor had to kick in and he said that it was porking. And porking just sounds more like Ryan's phrase. The video I was talking about is called "This video is full of (Bleep)" by the way.

[CanadaRocker11]

in the end i think ryan said "porking mrs. claus"

[bradeck1]

@CanadaRocker11 you are correct :)

[Crimedog3333]

Last Christmas Eve I'm driving and it's snowing like a bitch.

When I hit a patch of ice and slid into the ditch.

Landing right in front of me, a sled all full of toys.

That night I got pulled from the ditch by Rudolph and the boys.

[Blahblerdeda]

feel sorry for piano player, being able to play and not brake into laughter

[triviafreak1]

i love brad!!!!!

[pcf180]

I love Chrismas, getting all the presents,

Until I found out they were from my parents,

I cried for days and days, feeling like a clown,

Until I started watching, these AWESOME hoedowns!

[vezina333]

I just found out from Santa what he brought these guys this year.

Ryan got his yearly "Who's Line Hoedown Calendar".

Colin got hairpiece, Drew, new cowboy boots.

And Wayne got the latest DVD version of "Roots".

(Even though Wayne isn't in this episode)

[bradeck1]

I love when Santa goes delivers all the toys,

I love to see the smiles, on all the girls and boys.

Really is a holiday, a time to pause,

Every Christmas Eve, you'll find me p**king Mrs Claus :D

Ryan Stiles is One talented mann :) BRING WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY BACKK !!

Btw it's on every day this week at 12:00 (noon) on Five Usa ( two episodes are on ) 19/02/10

[piecrust8]

Yeah it is on ABC family for me at 12. I record them all. :D

[JaIVIiE]

@bradeck1 He must be really sick of doing Hoedown ... I guess if you ask him about it, he's gonna kick your ass :p

[ITSOVER9000ish]

@bradeck1 not anymore.

[RUMELSKIN]

@bradeck1 Good news for you! Next Spring Drew Carey will have a brand new improv show on GSN very similar to Whose Line. and it will have Ryan and Collin

[dragonkilla174]

@bradeck1 They're bringing it back on the 27th in the midnight slot on ABCFamily! Pass it on!

[bradeck1]

@dragonkilla174 is it on in the U.K as well ?

[Crimedog3333]

I used to love Santa Claus, I thought he was so great.

December twenty-fourth used to be my favorite date.

But everything has changed now, I've hated Ole' St. Nick.

Since that night I saw him sucking daddy's candy stick.

[TheMightyMahatma]

DREW OWNED THIS HOEDOWN

[RandomGamer253]

looks like laura was gonna explode when she heard Ryan's verse

[furpaproductions]

"I love when Santa goes delivers all the toys

I love to see the smiles on all the girls and boys

It really is a holiday, a time to pause

Cause every Christmas eve youll find me fucking Mrs.Claus"

AMAZING!!!!!

[ElfenLied619]

I hate Christmas I really find it lame.

Nothing ever changes, it's always the same.

You might think I'm crude, maybe even prudish.

But it doesn't matter because I'm Jewish.

[Lastat27]

I think Drew had this completely planned out. He asks 'Name something you look forward to the entire year". Naturally tons of people will say Christmas. Drew had the perfect hoedown planned for this situation. Still, it was very awesome (^_^)

[trainboy911]

ryan always when he had it together could close a hoedown strong. casen point here.