Kroger

[wendyspwnsu]

this is some funny shit.... i work at kroger

[historybuff09]

By far my favorite moment is when you've got three keyboards on that table and then you pull out that little toy one. Still makes me laugh out loud!

[SloeGinIzzy]

We sing this at our Kroger ALL THE TIME. XD

[Ad862010]

Hilarious

[jeffdavisfan]

Hilarious! Thanks for sharing this with us.

[boomiskool]

Wow man your brave

[ralphy138]

I love this shit. It is so bad that it is good.

[daywalk3r1991]

worked there for one month went crazy and left

[ninjacheckmate]

Hi I work at Ralphs (the west coast subsidiary of Kroger). I like the lyrics and the concept but I think that beat really sucks. Also, watch out with this youtube shit. Your boss might see it and fire you.

[guitarist1215]

GO TROY COLTS!!!!!

[guitarist1215]

GO COLTS

[ZacCrazy76]

Surprised he was hired with all those Hepatitis C looking tats at Kroger.....He will be begging in front of Kroger in 10 years....bet!

[5footunicycle]

I've seen Chris perform live and he is such a good performer. I've never seen the venue (Fuel at Grand Valley) so enthralled as when he is there.

[sassybiscuts99]

i loveeeeeeee it

[moosedawn1]

wow man that waz cool

[hopecharmer]

I don't think I'll buy from kroger ever again! They pay their employees so little and have few benefits. The plus card is just a way for them to track what you eat and then they also don't have to pay a buyer for each store. Then they act like their doing you a favor! WTF. I treasure my privacy.

[furballgizmosocks]

I love this. Sooo creative! My favorite video! :)

[NatashaBeZombie]

lol. crazy kroger associates. god love them

[saintmartika]

I also work at Kroger, but I'm a cashier. :)

[crackheadmanning]

do you smoke crack like i do we look alike

[thesuperbadchic]

lol...this video has inspired my friends and i to make a kroger song. we sing urs at work all the time. EPIC

[buffboynick]

LOL, I remember the old uniforms

The new ones are navy blue polos with khaki pants.

P.S. Kroger sucks and is worse then Osama Bin Laden and the devil combined lol

[gerkky678]

love this vid! IM A BAGGER!

[oxfordbrother]

Worked there for four years.

[Godisfake2012]

been a fan of this since stumbling across it a couple years back. we wrote a rap about our job in a warehouse around the same time. never made a video of it, but please check out our new video "bath time" and tell us what you think. if you enjoy it, please subscribe!

[RockArtGuild]

You are an attractive person.

[uncommonlybred]

@RockArtGuild Thank you so very much!

[stephcdunivant]

ahahaha too bad im a cashier thats awesome! (:

[stephcdunivant]

ahahaha that's awesome! too bad im a cashier though. (:

[Crazychris1596]

Its always skinny white boys that rap the best lol

[knd2100]

Hated this store but loved your video man very true

[uncommonlybred]

@knd2100 Thanks, I try to stay positive!

[thaitaniumm]

i feel you, working 2-8 today ;/

[davidwaynem]

my brother sing this all the time when he goes to work

[uncommonlybred]

@davidwaynem I'd imagine you're brother is a cool dude.

[TheAnandaDas]

GREAT JOB! This is a favorite in our family..."I work at Kroger, uh...I'm a bagger..." This should have a million views by now!

[LOLJUDGER]

apparently im and idiot based on a complete ass that didnt have 2 things unloaded for his rich ass, but kroger cares more about keeping him buying 2 things a week than me being ok...

[Celestia69]

come work at my kroger and sing this song everyday please.

[eilers892]

i work at kroger too unfortunately and i hate it and so does everyone else who works there

[NeveQuitRage]

I'm now so gonna get a job at Kroger, sing this song, and probably get fired.

[RayRoark2009]

The Kroger Band

[SnubnoseZero]

Kroger is a joke...I work 5-10 tonight...WTF kind of shift is that? Great song though.

[sassybiscuts99]

he went to my school!

[Dasfizzla]

FUCK YOU CROOKED KROGER AND FUCK U UR NOT RALPHS YOU HAVE DESTOYED IT U FUCKS I HATE U AND WILL NEVER SHOP THERE HOPE ALL GO DOWN TO HELL....

[ladynwv1]

OMG.. I hated those FUGLY shirts.. sooo glad we have the royal blues ones now.. Not bad rap either..

[jessie1070]

My mom works at Kroger and I got on the intercom at her work and sang this song it was hilarious

[zfrancisx]

this is beautiful

[tifferoo2]

LOL OH THIS NEVER GETS OLD!!!!LOL

[MoreRokkLessTalk]

OMFG!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL

[likewhoaitswhit]

I love this video, it makes me laugh every time I see it. :)

[Foxtrot357]

/fav

[Foxtrot357]

EPIC

[Highvoltageism]

They did away with those ugly shirts thank god hope you have done better by now haha. I work at Kroger 893 Cookeville Tn.

[tmwonastick]

yeah i still wear the brown one, the blue is cold as hell

[dobieluver93]

Ahahahaha! I'm a bagger there too. I know how it feels. Hang in there. Maybe you'll be promoted. ;)

You are my hero.

[Defectoboy]

You sir, are a hero.

[anneXaLter]

i feel like a freakin smirf wearin that blue crap

[franktankly]

ha.... red tag

[beastabuelos]

i went to school with this guy

[DevilDriver251]

I work at kroger......i HATE it. old ppl and there coupons..

[Halstead2009]

i fell you pain

[Straight4Edge]

yup senior discount and shit

[anspaughnato]

we play chariots of fire, and what's new pussycat? at my kroger...

[halfgrunthalfman]

It's hell on earth.

[crazy0beautiful0]

and did your schedule say you worked 9 hours that week? what the hell is the point??

[crazy0beautiful0]

I personally love workin at Kroger! Not!! Hope it burns to the ground along with my royal blue polyester shirts! Screw 361

[halfgrunthalfman]

The gray ones were so much better.

[anspaughnato]

Yea, the navy blue ones are ridiculous.

[halfgrunthalfman]

They're just too rough to the touch!

[plank1231990]

sadly i work at kroger and am a courtesy clerk/bagger

[marklampley]

I don't care what Kroger you work at I've been with those fuckers for 3 years I hate god damn Kroger

[anspaughnato]

i work at kroger, i dont like the job, but i like the people that work there

[CaribDude815]

@anspaughnato same here dude.

[kimberly16157]

omg i work at a kroger store in texas.

[Vhannoy]

I work at the check center for Kroger.

Please stop tell your cashiers to stop saying that there's a returned check from a 3rd party. Just... please stop.

[amanday82]

Hey man my name is amanda and i work at a krogers in ohio in the office. this song and video is priceless keep up with the kick ass stuff. LOVE YOU!!!!!! I have shown everyone at work and we all go around singing it.

[lokee901]

big mouth = unattractive

[uncommonlybred]

Hmm, I don't think there is anything I can do about that.

That stinks though. I wish I was attractive.

[BarSwinger2011]

i disagree;)

[Chronosagaaddict]

@uncommonlybred don't sweat it, steven tyler has a huge mouth and he's got a band, is fuckn rich outa of his mind, and has a hot daughter

[stone294]

i dont like my job at kroger enough to make a song about it , but im an office helper

[blackrose777789]

lol dude i hate working at kroger. i use to be a cashier and they down graded me, sucks hate kroger. lol. but love ur song its crazy.

[kyred1964]

I like this song ;-)

[uncommonlybred]

Thanks!

[xMelonBreadx]

I Feel Your Pain

[ag8290]

I did a group presentation on Kroger and totally featured your song on it haha :P

Love it

[BigBova1337]

Sandusky kroger sucks, we do 1mil in sales between the 1-5 of every month. Hate workin there.

[licemeat]

lol... dude..i work at kroger and found this video about a year ago. I get this stuck in my head all the time. I don't know how many times i've seen it or shown my fellow employees this. I GET 10 CENTS! lol

[asquareddd]

chris we miss you at troy!

[uncommonlybred]

I miss troy too!

[Emday]

They aren't tattoos.  It's a shirt.

Also, working at kroger blows.

[squarepox]

Wait. How could afford all those tattoos on a bagger's wage?

I was once a Kroger meat boy and may be again one day. I know. Allow me to also request you write another song-one making fun of kroger

[Efizzle2012]

LOVE this song it is so TRUE!!!

[uncommonlybred]

Thanks for the love!!

[otepxmushroomhead]

hahahaha story of my life. Now only if it were set to these sick beats while at work rather than "Kroger radio"

[Arcanin912]

Nothing worse than hearing than hearing the same song 8 hours in a row.

[uncommonlybred]

I love when they play the ghost buster's theme song

[stumpsarahx]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[knd2100]

I work at Kroger's 2 but it's actually fun for me in fact one of my friends there told me about this video and song nice job kinda weird but it's kool

[allthelostones]

lol this is funny as hell

[uncommonlybred]

Thanks!!

[allthelostones]

No problem. And i work for kroger as well haha So i so related to this. I am a cashier though.

[VampireHobo27]

bahaha,

this made my day XD

[whess329]

KROGER HOOOOOOOOOO!!

[Chronosagaaddict]

yeah, that pretty much sums it up, it fucking blows there, only good part is it's nearly impossible to gte fired cuz that bitch is a union, holla!

[slik2dalimit]

Hate to say, but i work at kroger too. This store fucking sucks ass. They are a bunch of crooks who exploit their employees.

[nwcchinalake]

shoplift to feel beter

[saintmartika]

@slik2dalimit Um, I work at Kroger as a cashier, and it's my favorite job yet. Your Kroger must blow or something.

[Monkster666]

@slik2dalimit You speak the truth.

[AllHopeIsGone317]

I work at Kroger too.

[ShakeMe90]

Dude i was a bagger for 2 years dude it sucked! Im in frozen now =P But we totally rocked out to this song in the car!

[GDub2009]

O my goodness that is so funny!!!! I as well work at Kroger and just got off!!!!

[CrankDatJQ]

i work at kroger too lol

[derek9998]

I work at kroger, and it sucks

[Quebecoise12]

i work there too, and i hate it.

[nwcchinalake]

give it up for 15 minutes of fame is over

[uncommonlybred]

umm. okay. ha

[nwcchinalake]

i mean try some else tough love corp. is waiting

[uncommonlybred]

This makes no sense.

[nwcchinalake]

do a song in the store and show you are having fun pick up product 10 for 10 is a start. bag in fast speed. try something you wanna be bagger all your life. you can do it

[natediggitydog85]

hahahahaha

[theHaterator69]

haha nice video! i work produce and i like to eat grapes all day!!!

[CrankDatJQ]

LOL!!!!

[LittlePurpleJeep]

hahaha that is great... i started in dairy, now im on night crew, now they want to make me a manager.... i've only been there 3 months.. wtf mate??

[courtneyalyse430]

lol nice! i'm a cashier at kroger... yay for kroger...

[footgrape]

hilarious i applied for food city :D

nice song

*paper or plastic*

[uncommonlybred]

Thanks! I 'm glad you could relate to it! Bagging is universal! ha

[bigrod87]

im a Drug G/M clerk at Kroger

[uncommonlybred]

Major Props!

[HeroAlmaz]

i work at kroger also...matter of fact i gotta go to work in 30 mins -_- nice vid though lol

[uncommonlybred]

I hope your shift treated to you well! Viva la Kroger!

[matt62390]

lol I am a bagger a kroger :D

[uncommonlybred]

NICE! Major Kudos!

[xPancakeProductionsx]

haha, i'm applying at Kroger to be a bagger. :]

[darrinfaires11]

wal-mart is better than kroger ,

[hey1031]

LOL i love random songs!!!

[love4ever5]

do you really work at kroger??

[uncommonlybred]

Yes! I did! They don't have them out west though. (west michigan) and i live in grand rapids now.

[love4ever5]

arent they fred meyers and other names other places in the usa?

[uncommonlybred]

They do have other names in other places, fred meyer's is a jewler, and Mejier (started by Fred Meijer) is a different company. But Yes, Fred Meijer is actually from Grand Rapids!!

[sarahlepowahful]

we love you chris and we love your kroger song. but not as much as you. but close.

[K3N5T3R]

kroger is fag!

[nwcchinalake]

get a real job

[nwcchinalake]

worst video of all time

[nwcchinalake]

how did they hire this junkie he cant rap he probally cant bag

[uncommonlybred]

You would be honored to have me bag your groceries. I am expedient, Never crush bread, and i keep meats separate.

[nwcchinalake]

i love shoplifting from kroger

[a11438]

Better hope I dont catch you in my store :)

[nwcchinalake]

been there i know who you are

[Johnx99999]

Ha My Mom Works For Kroger

[Sukit420]

Trust me buddy...I listen to the song all the way through when ever I hear my phone ringing...-_-

[Sukit420]

I have this as Krogers calling ring tone so I know when not to answer it >.> god I hate my life. lol

[nathanfat37]

Thats an old school shirt lol but awesome-o!

[xGuitarGodx99]

i work at kroger

[theswampsquirrel]

hi this is a good song go to gastergirlz tinxs on you tube peace

[nataliegi]

i work at kroger, uggnnn, lol!

[iKennKenn3G]

I work at kroger in texas.

IT FUCKING SUCKS!!!

Im asst. manager of produce tho:)

[emoklown]

Dont blue shirts equal three perfect reshops. Working at kroger fucking blows

[a11438]

Of course you know, now we have those nice new blue shirts. You're in Michigan right?

[uncommonlybred]

Yes, I'm in da' glove.

[mlmalo2]

I love this song. my bud has i hate kroger song . at my spcae dot ... jasonkelley123 check it!

[uncommonlybred]

thanks!

[sloptarts]

I wish you worked at the same Kroger as me.

[laughingmetroid24]

awesome

[uncommonlybred]

Thanks!!

[oreoprincess64]

do u know alyssa regalski?

[uncommonlybred]

Umm. I don't think so. Maybe?

[wormselectro]

can i marry u?

[uncommonlybred]

yes!

[blondiebee517]

wow!!! whos marying wh othis is confusing

[uncommonlybred]

she is marrying me.

[KidronBrook0924]

I work at Kroger

I work at Kroger uhh

I'm a tech

Pharmacy tech uhh

Vicksburg, Ms Rules!!!!

[robbiedvs]

im a bagger in georgia and im tha fastest bagger in tha southeast bitch! nah im just playin i hate workin there cause im their bitch...

[UncleBen456]

i use to work at kroger uhh...

[meistro333]

Dude i work at kroger in Texas. we wear different shirts lol. my manage said this video reminded him of me cause im super enthusiastic! WOOO!!!! 590!!! P.S. i love the song.

[PO0NxSAUCE]

look at this guy zach, i bet u cant guess who this is, im a faster cashier than u with ur garbage 32 ipm and .6 tender time, we work at the same kroger and i rape your numbers all the time, even ben is faster than u on the register, store 590 rapes 461 and i own u at register, eliseo owns u at sanitation and u know it

[meistro333]

What is this business? you're nothin but garbage alex. those arent my numbers those are yours. mine are somthing like 42 and .5

and elisiosomo couldn't clean his way out of a paper bag.

[uncommonlybred]

Make a sea food song!!!

[free0heart4]

I almost got hired at the long lake sunset plaza kroger, but i got hired at rochester rd. Meijers instead. I heard that kroger pays below minimum wage, is that even possible?

[uncommonlybred]

ha, no that isn't possible. There are 2 different minimum wages, one for minors and one for 18+. The minors one is lower. So yeah!

[Justforsmosh]

THE BEST!!!!!

[uncommonlybred]

Thanks!!!