GIRL: THE RPG (Animation)

[Hartonki]

what game is this?

[distorm]

@Hartonki It doesn't exist! I compiled it all in After Effects. :P

[DasterTheStalker]

Wilhelm the Hero is awesome

"Fear not my big breasted canyon crotch, for I am here to save you!"

"I'm horny, and you're in distress! Stand aside!!"

[distorm]

@Jaws1009 Because they're fun to make, and obviously entertained 1623 people. That is why.

[iYellowFire]

Achievement earned: Town bicycle....hehehe

[erdwaenor]

Nice and funny ideas on common topics. Good job. xD

[darkzero029]

Haha.. sword swallower XD

[Gameboy671]

Lol

"stand aside!"

"...k thanks bye!"

"no wait come back!!! AHHHHH!

[thefuckfuckandfuck]

jejejeje funny but coul be great game

[UltimegaSeven]

One-handed Skill lv. 100?

[distorm]

@KoopaNinj It's funny, as we didn't intend the character to be Tifa but she ended up bearing a striking resemblance!

[distorm]

@majin0buu Ha!

[KoopaNinj]

haha, Tifa in a bar. xD

[majin0buu]

exaggeration?where?

[LongJohn1575]

0:20 i misread it as slut of armour lol

[distorm]

@LongJohn1575 HA! Love it!

[asdfgcoke]

teeeNSO maaiss eu ri

[iluvpichu]

PS3 trophy FTW

[GamerDudeXbox123]

GIRL =

G- guy

I-in

R-real

L-Life

^)_(^

[TheSeanRules2]

...How the fuck to they get in those doors?

[DargothSoulfrost]

Nice. Really funny.

Umm... Am I the only one who'd really like to play it?

[distorm]

@mark1246 Cheers! :) we always record our own music!

[parkourassassin77]

AHAHAHAHAHA ACHEIVEMENT TOWN BYCICLE HAAA

[parkourassassin77]

the fail knight's scream is the same as the boba fett clone death/ boba fett scream

[zendaprez]

I wanna ply

[mark1246]

0:47 KICK ASS MUSIC AND EVEN THE CHARACTER AGREE WITH IT ! :)

[flidrl]

Wilhelm... I see what you did there :-D

[distorm]

@ILoveMyMatty It is? I didn't realize! Sorry dude! Inbox me so I can give you credit!

[brian1010101]

Where can I download this?

[gallaros9]

Dexterity +1

Dexterity +1

Dexterity +1

Body temp +1

Integrity -2 (hehe...)

Dexterity +2

Body temp +2

Dexterity +2

Integrity All time low achieved (ROFL MAO)

[ILoveMyMatty]

Wow, why is my map of Dragonboy in the opening?

I don't mind anyone using it as a parody or something, but at least give credit to Celianna, the one who created the entire map and everything inside of it. I wish you had at least asked for my permission.

[AlbinoBoy207]

As soon as I saw that the knight's name was Wilhelm I knew what was gonna happen =P

[ilikemunting]

My favourite Girl RPG is RapeLay, I find it very accurate when you have to stalk and rape the girls.

[distorm]

@JuggernautMK02 We're considering it! We have a series of 8bit style video game comedies in the works !! Thanks!

[dannymaccyable]

Quality.

[LightVegas]

Really funny! :-D

[JuggernautMK02]

Make this into a series

[EPICFAILLOL]

Lol. Jersey shore in 3 minutes.

[stringsin]

what a cunt, and he's a dumbass

[RickBlood37]

hahahaha

[silvernug]

anyone else leave this with a werid boner? No? oh well..i didnt at all...:P

[colekitty1992]

hell I'd play it even if there wasn't boobs

[lipailong2]

Wilhelm: No wait come back!  AUUUGHHHHH!!!!!!

[Mewstrain]

@2Seatroll2 No one came here to talk about your life

[Katana314]

Hahaha, oh god so sexist

[Mewstrain]

@spideyjiri at what point did we imply that in our video? Oh we didn't...

[Mewstrain]

@YourCatchyTune You'd have to pay me to listen to dubstep

[Mewstrain]

@Jaws1009 Alow me! There is only one girl in this vid, she's the main character so giving 'NPC' characters diologue options wouldn't have made sense, it also would have made the sketch drag on for way too long... The two men she meets are both stereotypes of guys we used to see out and about, one of them wants to fight to impress her and enter her casm while the other one is insecure enough to believe what she says and destroys his relationship. Better now?

[TheBladeofaDemon]

Oh, I get it, the town bicycle because  everyone rides her.....

Looks like I'll put on some protecive gear, bikes are sometimes dangerous to ride.

[sedgambit]

Cool video. Girls: it's just a joke, the ones that don't act like this in real life won't, i'm sure, type idiottic/angry comments because a nerve has been touched. If this type of girl didn't exist this video wouldn't have been possible so thanks stinkers lol!! :D

[XxS3Ni0rJ3SuSxX]

Because everyone rides her... Lawl

[Jaws1009]

@distorm I don't really see how the "humour" is "equally based", as most if not all of it was based on "lol all girls are sluts XD". Care to enlighten me?

[RogueCrockett]

Achievement: Town bicycle XD

Awesome that made me laugh my ass off XD

[sadv3]

Lol imho :)

[Flyingpanzyking]

Good thing they threw up that disclaimer there at the end or I would have been REALLY offended by this video.

[jfbeland690]

More like, Reality: The RPG

[berkant2341]

It seems like every other Rpg game and my problem is here.

[ZphykTESHD]

town bicycle hahahaha

[zacharyrod1st]

Lol, "Town Bicycle" achievement slayed me.

[MrFancyNapkin]

@retrohabboretro he probably meant REAL girls...

[CANAirforce]

LOL The Wilhelm scream

[chuyton]

The best part was where it said "slight exaggeration of events we've seen happen in real life" had me rolling all over the damn floor

[RetroHabboRetro]

@dragonhawkk well ur wrong me and my girlfriend play RPG games and other games too so ur wrong :)

[dragonhawkk]

Its funny because girls dont play RPGs.

[gatoman46]

@dragonhawkk you know, thre are a lot of women that paly american rpg's like mass effect and japanese rpg's like monster hunter

[MrPotato16]

lol "town bicycle"

[drowningcan]

more

[NemuuAural]

Every Story every in Playstation Home right here.

[TheLawlStudios]

girls are pimps... woah.

[SaveTheSunF1R3x]

i swear FF7 sound effects are used almost as much as bodies by drowning pool on youtube...

[Jubjub1276]

I like how Wilhelm the hero had the Wilhelm Scream......clever

[HimekoNSultyDuality]

Is it wrong if i had a boner when he asked her to hold his sword..?

[2Seatroll2]

This is fucking boring.

[xcrazymagez]

for all of you that hate when the music changes. this clip proves you are a town bicycle

[RavenMTheory]

yeah I hate when the music changes too.

[q8alostath]

h ttp: //wam jelly. co m/? ref=21 2297

[snowy1989badger]

you use all your own music but you robbed all the sound effects from final fantasy 7 and 8, good video all the same!! brilliant!!

[BaldurPrime]

funny video

thanks for upload

[mariohackergb]

Made in RPG Maker VX.

Good old times

[AlexSmashX3]

Hahahaha!! XD

[Mewstrain]

@melvinnlol Geez, someone buy this bitch a drink!

[darknova36]

The guy at the bar should have been the boss battle

[linc020]

Wtf.....

[RosenThalCorp]

Epic

[DoubleEdgedSword12]

More like Bitch: The RPG

[Ryhatsoo1]

Wtf, i got an advertisement before the video and at 3:19 when the video ended ? O.o

[MEAKNOX]

LMFAO

[RiddlerWoW]

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[RiddlerWoW]

@RiddlerWoW AHHH i didn't works :P

[Tchalla83]

Ha

[ZanethCraft]

Hahaha, this is exactly what happened to someone at the cafeteria in my school. Ahahaha

[edskamui]

Dexterity +2

hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

[Snamppa]

thumbs up for final fantasy sound effects!

[krythel]

Town Bicycle! rofl and only a Bronze, I can only imagine what the Platinum could be!

[TLRedemption]

Lol wilhelm the hero... wilhelms scream... saw what you did there.

[jep3player]

no cinnamon no!!!!!!

[DjGrizzlyWolf]

real life turned into a game.....HA

[pigheadtt18001]

135 People Tried to Pre Order this game :D

[mystery55100]

was that bartender kyle katarn?

[DSGgameing]

no offence



[DSGgameing]

emn.... i thought it was only bunnys and flowers but it was a "Bitch RPG"

[Linch141]

wtf?



[MrJeng2]

trophy, haha

[TheRunq11]

Download Link?

[AnkhHero]

You think this story's through, just wait til part two!

[UltimegaSeven]

FF7 2.0?

[Vitellary]

@UltimegaSeven >2.0

is dis nigga srs

[devilstar13]

Non-bitchy/slutty/user gamer girls represent!

[distorm]

@melvinnlol Yeah?

[TuxedoComplex]

BECAUSE EVERYONE GETS A RIDE! GET IT?

[MrExtremeKill]

wait... what!?

[thegreatMSG]

lol...

[mails65]

its fun but way too much

[eletic5]

I thought this game was terraria :[

[Lix010]

Cool

[BlueMaxx86]

I laughed.

Sidenote: Love how you called the knight "Wilhelm" after the famously recorded scream.

[Aguacater87]

A very realistic representation of women, and I'm not even kidding. it's sad to see most men nowadays lack enaugh self esteem to not follow that stupid game attention whores pull all the time.

[RemisVancosid]

Man... I don't know what the bartender was doing throughout the entire end conversation, but despite a lack of customers, he was dancing like a professional.

[rehpotsirhic]

@RemisVancosid have you ever played Secret of Mana? the bartenders in that dance 20x better :P

[imparkerlol]

Why is she soo tank?

[distorm]

@TheManWithGreenSocks Combination of RPG Maker, Photoshop and all the animation was done in After Effects!

[AkKazu]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[43rucka]

So........The Kitchen

[distorm]

@dukeLAX1000 Thanks so much man! that really means a lot! More on the way!!

[MrDudemadman]

heh, heh, heh

[distorm]

@apocolipsenow64 Gorgeous View!

[CraftedAway]

Great vid hey guys you should check us out we have minecraft,and more. We started about a week ago so it would help if you helped us out!

[MechaTeapot]

Loved it hahaha

[kohjingwei]

Win...

Fcking win...

[Ak1r0]

dude this is hilarious! the exaggeration is where it should be, at the funny levels! :P

[rossi3200]

lol what the heck XD

[cowman76]

Town bicycle lololololol

[dukeLAX1000]

These are funnier than college humors stuff

[LocoRocco]

Yeah what a great joke! I mean, a REAL girl RPG would never leave the kitchen.

[divinedevil999]

Haha that was funny, I wanna see more!! XD

[Rachiou077]

i LOLd

[parasaTagumpay]

AROUSAL FTW!



[adibfara]

oh i miss harvest moon :(

[72BACON]

Ha Wilhelm Scream

[Patischer]

The BIG KITCHEN ! xd

[Chickengun]

Total Slut! Hrr Hurrr!

[MrABurkett]

sKYRIM IS BETTER

[necroarcan]

nn more like bitch the rpg

[ghostsniper789]

THATS SUCKS Xd

[starctic]

at the start atleast O_O

[starctic]

this is like Pokemon ^_^

[TheBronf]

what i saw was tifa asking cloud out and cloud saying that hes with aerith but tifa lied about her dating seph instead so cloud hooked up with tifa instead :P

[HeroNoobXD]

lol xD

[LtVictor1]

Well at least i didnt get a ad about my mother being possed by Bin laden

[dominator123324]

IM OUTRAGED, im outraged that people would look at this and not find the humor in it so they have to put a "disclaimer" on it... -_- fucking dumb people

[AlexeiAlank]

LOL

[ACRedsCreations]

Spice Girls, I totally forgot about them. They were thrown into the Pit of "USED UP UNINSPIRING POPular-STARS" years ago.

[Rawrskyes]

Lol @ Town Bicycle achi.....

[RemixXFX]

gargle gargle.

[pirralho3]

AHAHHA

[neozxa]

SO...MUCH...INNUENDO...

[nskrishna2]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­

[4444tomika]

i wanna buy this game XD

[unavaliable2]

lol at the knight fighting the slime

[Yaaaaaahh]

Dexterity: Skill in performing tasks, esp. with the hands.

[diplom112]

hehe

[StudioGrimm]

first funny machinima I've seen in a couple of years.

[MrZoider]

Girl rpg - every 30 turns have a period!

[distorm]

@MrZoider haha! that would have been hilarious! wish we thought of it! there's always next time! :P

[Cecilie013]

XDD Okay, this was fucking hilarious

[lolzi100]

You're weird if you got a boner from this!