Staying Conscious Fail

[jms31814]

whent he thing falls over the girl in pink doeent blink

[thefartingfist]

the show must go on

[TheRenegadeReviews]

Yep...uh...Just will be sitting here if you need me on the floor.... Yep...

Sorry, this teleprompter is telling me something, I'll be over there to help you when it's done.

[MrStrongAsHell]

FU*KING SERBIANS....KILL EM ALLLLL

MOM: where are you going

ME:im going to KILL SPREE

MOM:serbians

ME;yes

MOM;wait for me

[editorsrb]

@MrStrongAsHell What the hell is wrong with you ?!

[JamesTR4]

@SinclairDelux de fuk's wrong wits u??? Kitchen comments are offensive...You will be incinerated in 3....2.....1......Puffff....

[ghallora]

The show must go on!

[Thekentkennedy]

Don't lock the knees! and also don't work with such douche bags. Good god, she just face planted the floor and about got crushed by I giant fucking 0, and dirty blonde bitch didn't even blink

[DeVi0707dark]

meanwhile in russia...

[mlroxs]

no no its fine...leave her to drool on the floor...the show MUST go on.....what a bunch lovley people..

[AlienPowerSlime]

I just love how the other two couldn't care less ! Amazing !

Like: "Whatever, just STFU bitch !"

[ChocolateAssMilk]

And that is why you dont lock your knees when you're standing up...

[locknessjohnson]

@SinclairDelux

...atta boy

[blackhorse099]

@SinclairDelux *yawn* ok i'm bored now, this conversation is over for me

[ConnorSlatter]

The show must go on!!!!!

[blackhorse099]

@SinclairDelux oh go rape and murder some 4 year old girls...that's what guys like you do best.

[blackhorse099]

@SinclairDelux it's ok you don't need to get defensive ;)

[xaviouspickle]

Oh shit she fell !!!! Oh well ...

[blackhorse099]

@SinclairDelux well last time I checked, I can't "stay inside" anything as I don't have a penis. does your answer mean that you find women's private parts repulsive? ok so you are gay. I was right.

[blackhorse099]

@SinclairDelux the environment outside your gay partner's asshole is foreign and unsafe.

[LeanderRandom]

I love how that women is just sitting there and the guy is like: "Shouldn't we help?"

[SiXiS4]

samo v SRBIJI

[born2bfunny21]

A man like Putin...

[noobman458399563323]

the woman in white is like:bout time that bish got killed



[alfmic11]

Her soul Left her Body...

To go back to the kitchen

[yermom014]

It is a proven fact that the female body shuts down automatically when outside of the kitchen for more than 3 hours.

[akqpars]

The looks at the reporter on the left as if she knew it was coming.

[RoronoaZoro246]

the other ppl where like whats going on with the studio

[12345678909269]

What an cold place !

[ScopedOUT2]

Quick! Emergency! Sit down! Problem solved...speak on mic, get back to regular programming and hope for that pay raise.

[HBKFAN1414]

that white girl had a poker face

[TheLinkgamer]

ROHEFNO RAPE DRUG

[GothGaara92]

The other two reporters were probably thinking "eh she's replaceable"

[07morralla]

She just watched rebbeca black on youtube. I was the same.

[VitorovicAleksandar]

Srbija sabija! :D

[purplestorm25]

She fainted because she realised she wasn't in the kitchen.

[k5lta]

Evil Heartless Bitch.

[MsMariosonic]

serbian

[bigblue23net]

Women in white: Not again..

[Pikabuu2]

Meanwhile in soviet Russia

[sneakysnake2121]

women up front : just as i had planned shameless hussy trying to look better than me

[jessicarh87]

that other bitch is like "ah this is the 60th time in two days..learn to handle your shit"

[sloveniaboy123]

she was talking about somthing to call their show for prizes but then it kinda switched to porn and it became hot :`/

[TheBadShaman]

She was watching 2 girls 1 cup

[StarSancFar]

Producers in man's ear: Don't worry, keep going. We were gonna fire her anyways

[StarSancFar]

):29 you can see that peice of set falling on her head! That man must've been an ex!

[Z0mbeSlayer]

@yngwierulez it's comments like that, that make these videos so funny. Thank you.

[yermom014]

She is not amused by the pain of mortals.

[VideoGameSoundtracks]

life is dangerous outside the kitchen...

[Diggy22]

She saw my cock and fainted. lol

[ExergoProductions]

If you watch carefully she actually gets knocked out...twice. Look at 0:20 closely.

[thanx4life]

Botox is a hell of a drug.

[BurnedToast00]

The woman is like: ''oh fuck now we need to clean this up''

[spynextwindow]

Repeat pressing 4 Orgasm

[mardienel]

@Seb0astian good job monitoring the video did you get paid?

[swimteamizzle1114]

I think she just orgasmed

[halfmanhalfmetal]

I came.

[hooplablahblahblah]

What a strange looking kitchen :\

[TheNightsMoon]

Chick: "Bla bla bla" *faints*

Everyone else: "Ok well, in other news, fail blog is coming out with a new video..."

????

[ando1135]

an attacker was probably near by so she feigned death

[mardienel]

Not a fuck was given that day

[Seb0astian]

@mardienel this was said before

[JakeLeeProductions]

Look at 0:20 she's on the floor and that massive thing lands on her

[ThatguyNice]

Oh, that's just liquored up Lilly again fainting & possibly cracking her skull. Nothing to show any concern about or even give a look.

[deedmyster]

0:18 good night!

[good1fight225]

she pretended like nothin' happened. my goodness.

[prodrumernate]

i like the part how every1 rushes in to make sure she is ok!!bastards

[qaadirowayne]

IDIOTS LOOL THEY JUST ACT LIKE NOTHING

JUST LIKE WATCHING CARTOONS

[Oshyrath]

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, NIGHT TIME.

[loknloll]

roofie win

[WexlerProductions]

The other lady was like "take that bitch, now who's s better?"

[jlopez9090]

The anchor lady definitely poisoned her for sleeping with the guy anchor. Notice how she didnt flinch and how the guy didnt know what to do

[JesusIsKindaGay]

AAahaAhaHAHAhaHAa.

I'm not laughing at the poor woman fainting, but at the two brainless morons who act like nothing happened. Fucking epic.

[WexlerProductions]

Oh yeah, (DIAL). Hello glenn? Yea todays is your lucky day, we didnt even have to drug this one. (rushing over). Heh heh, alright!

[WexlerProductions]

ONE SEC! THE SHOW MUST GO ON!

[Nfinch1992]

i thought that back panel hit that women in the head! LOL

[DJZombiLincoln]

I didn't say to help her in their teleprompters.

[CrazieDeisy]

Hahaha! The guy turns to see her but then just sits back down lol

[hotpattiwings02]

sooooo sad no one came to her aid ! hahahaha

[itsvideos3]

lol press 5 then 6

[DARKBLADENINJACLAN]

press 4 for orgasm!!!



[SuperMegaViolence]

The Woman in white must thinking: Yes, the poison work hahahahahaa

[Kymmze]

@SuperMegaViolence

that comment made the video twice as funnier

[MelancholyApples]

hahaha who the fuck fails to stay conscious

[SuperGreenGamer]

She's Serbian. Here's translation for you: New phone service starts operating today. 041333..aaaaa...041..i'm sorry. which...oooooouuuffffff.......­...................

[MrReggiD]

the show must go on

[Fedro994Q]

Windows is shutting down....

[Turismo9000]

The woman sitting down was like , the poison worked

[TheIhmepuU]

Judging by the reactions of the other tv anchors i believe that happens atleast every second day

[classmassgrass]

She seen the views on that Charle Bit my finger video

[AlanOfAmine09]

She locked her knees...

[ChrisHisWickedness]

lol Chivalry alive and well 0:19

[MyCina14]

0:21 lol at that women XD she doesn't move at all like nothing happen

[MrDhoobs1]

Isn't this wen she watches 2 girls 1 cup?

[navi1007]

LOL the man just looks at her and sits down

[lellyumsX]

wtf!? Why does the woman in pink not even look to see if she's okay? :L

[MrJordanCheng]

o-o soo it look'ed like the metal boarder is actually wood...

[lichkinghell]

why did she end up unconoise

[SgtBradleyJ]

Squirrel aids. It's some serious shit.

[MrMudmouth]

lol at 0.17 the guy is like "woah i need to help..actually i wont....actually i will...nah fuck it"

[SyKo8861]

The chick is a bitch she didnt even flintch, she turned around like ehhh. People these days at least the dude was like holy fuckk but kept going lol

[Outfox447]

Ok she fails at the most simple of human actions... staying consious wow.

[3rdEyeSpeaks]

that lady knew it was coming, SHES A SUSPECT!

[rawrvintageisclassic]

nah. they probably sent her Rebecca Black's Friday and set a hidden webcam to see her reaction. worked like a charm.

[ShaneDawsonxoFRED]

She fainted cuz she saw A huggge dick :3

Srry had to say it

[em129836]

Keep Pressing 5 XD

[mex55]

DEATH NOTE~!!

[ISHOTMYMYSELF]

i guess the roofies finally hit her

[arturo741258963]

i like the way the guy helped her

[Ornex55]

There was a Picture of Chuck Norris on the Screen.

[oscarthelame]

Respawning back to da kitchen in 3...2....1

[MrDutchy9090]

holy shit it falls right on her head lol

[UmbrellaFellow]

Anchor Lady - that's what you get for being prettier than me!!!

[kyle92223]

Then he sat back down! XD

[KingKyle112795]

Maybe i should help her..naaa fuck dat bitch

[mohaed96]

hmm i wonder what this blue waffle email is *faints*

news lady: opps sent it to the wrong person.

[XxEmmaxX99]

i love how that lady isnt fazed at all

[TheCatsLastWord]

That's what you get for sleeping with my husband....BITCH!

[girininhonck]

Epic fail

[Haiderwow123]

In other news. Coked out women behind me drops dead. Roberto over to you

[megacresty1]

did she die ?

[AmaymonG]

She died, yeah she dead

[crazyllama1204]

Hahahahahahahahaha THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK XD

[gometallica100]

he just sits down like nothings happend

[Mr1967shelbymustang]

They dont give a damn!!

[tambienluisfranco]

just because she wants to be skinny...

[TheWezel1995]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Petiofchu]

lol wut??? xD

[ik1234561]

she's like 'oh sure it's all about you again'

[RedAvery1]

Whopah!! !!Bahhhh!

[14sJakeB190]

Love how the one lady doesn't seem to notice!! XD

[RioRH]

and not a single fuck was given that day

[breadmeister]

@RioRH Haha. Love that comment.

[superaprilcot]

@RioRH hahaha lmao! :D

[TheBlueDevil11]

@RioRH wow you've watched much of Dick Figures now do you? ;)

[sessionmessiah]

she just got disconnected from the matrix...

[AlcoholicSemenStain2]

@sessionmessiah Win

[723398216]

You're meant to point, laugh, then check if they're ok, not sit, ignore, pretend nothing happened... What a waste of natural comedy!

[RadovanJanus]

SRBIJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[talesfan573]

To be fair, the guy looked like he really did want to go help her but was probably told (through an earpiece or something) that he should just stay where he was and continue with the show since someone else will help her. They do need to keep the show running after all, or they would lose a lot of money.

The girl on the other hand....she didn't even TURN AROUND despite the fact that one of her co-workers fell as well as a piece of structure.

[maynard76]

press 4 for hoooooo.

[CatPilot]

she falls and the two automatons do nothing

[deportivoamore]

@CatPilot Excuse me CatPilot... but what does automatons mean in this video? Please tell me in your point of view... thx :)

[planetcheck]

@deportivoamore I think he meant automations.

Meaning they have no brain to think for themselves and go help the lady on the floor like a normal person would do.

[Clockwisecow]

That was a falling unconscious win.

[JayWilliamThompson]

tranquilizer dart WIN

[bobspazzmatic]

THE GIRL REPORTER IS IT MUST BE DONE!

[HarunaInKrupp3118]

Self-Destruct mode active

[danthemanbaseball]

i like how the reporter looks at her and then sits bac down

[Soulflare3]

and noone moves to help, nice folks ya got there in your crew :/

[smicko77]

Ok...NEXT!

[tastymuffin1]

@ThatGuyThatComments really, i thaught it was pretty easy :3

[UFOdad]

The guy was like "Fuck this, this is how we do it!"

[ThatGuyThatComments]

I found this hard to masturbate to

[DisgruntledBastard01]

professionalism = win

[XiiVProductions]

I'm pretty sure that massive frame thing landed on her head :O

[marth380]

Thats what you get when you stay out of the kitchen too long

[Radz117]

Wow I hate the whole facade tv news anchors have to put on. Basically be anything but a human. If someone collapsed on air I'd immediately run to their aid, not pretend that it didn't happen.

[JosiahSCooper]

Respond to this video...

wow, yea . . I mean if it was minor, but no one did anything

[setoman1]

@Radz117 Yeah, I know what you mean. If someone collapsed on air I'd immediately ROFL.

[bradbh7365]

*Fait* Bada bing badam boom! and crash!!!!!

[redrobin41]

*Mortal Kombat theme plays*FINISH HER! *falls over* FATALITY!

[hapeajaib]

REQUIESCAT IN PACE....

[XxSpRiTeZzxX]

Well....that was harsh.....

[TheDrunkenCamel]

FATALITY!!!!!

[SatansNerd]

LOL!! The ending was just brutal xD

fucked up asswholes -.-