FSFKSFHLSJHFLOEWFHWOFUCK YOU CHRIS!!! GODDAMIT!! IT'S LIKE HE HAS A REVERSE MIDAS TOUCH, EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES TURNS TO WORTHLESS, WRETCHED PROTOPLASM!! My God, John Lennon must be weeping in heaven seeing this.
Please tell me the vocal highway is taken from a different video. I usually can't keep pitch with any song, on EASY, but I don't sing nearly as badly as this fucker. I'm also stuck using a headset mic, but I'm not much better on the usb.
I had never before heard anyone was so completely tone deaf. Perhaps he would have better luck with a non-vocal instrument. The sound of his own voice must throw him off.
Fuck, I heard mongoloids sing (not an insult. as they are really the nicest kids you ever know despite their handicap) better than him in those charity events.
i only mashed up these videos to show that chris only knows about what tone to take from either guessing or from guitar hero/rock band telling him. also chris has no idea how song struc- forget it.
@posthumanfetus I hope they do something like The Beatles rock band, where the song starts out in Chris' room, but then fades into Chris' whimsical fantasy world of CWCville during the song.
I also hope they do a sit n' spin controller for Wild Sonichu...
@frostytheaussie dandruff, colonies of lice, semen, something related to sonichu, a part of his brain that tried to escape but nonetheless failed, another comb, that cheeseburger from last friday, a picture of ivy, a coupon for Golden Corral, a hand that tried to comb it too but the hair severed it and dragged it in, some pubic hair making up for scalp hair, more than likely some fecal matter, snergen flergen, and a sample of blood from his latest victim Lars...thats probably not even half of it
i know why he always has a really inappropriate style, not only tone and rhythm, to everything he sings. He grew up with his parents listening to a lot of the Rat Pack type music, and now that's all he really "understands," being autistic and having difficulty with distinguishing tone of voice, and therefore thinks everybody sings like that. It was imprinted on him when he was young, and now it's all he knows.
What game is this?
CCPcakes 2 weeks ago
Fuck Chris, you just made a song that is considered to be the best really shitty.
chaoinspace2 3 weeks ago
kill me now, there is no god...:(
tmp9000 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
This video proves that Chris has no respect for the dead. RIP John Lennon.
NorrisArt 4 months ago
he is half assing it
TigerPimp666 1 year ago
What the fuck is he wearing, posterboard?!
Mastamoose 1 year ago
What a poor fellow.
AndrewGFRamsey 1 year ago
FSFKSFHLSJHFLOEWFHWOFUCK YOU CHRIS!!! GODDAMIT!! IT'S LIKE HE HAS A REVERSE MIDAS TOUCH, EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES TURNS TO WORTHLESS, WRETCHED PROTOPLASM!! My God, John Lennon must be weeping in heaven seeing this.
rptheory 1 year ago
oh god hes awful!!
theshak06 1 year ago
christian and the imaginary friends more like
MD123ism 1 year ago
Please tell me the vocal highway is taken from a different video. I usually can't keep pitch with any song, on EASY, but I don't sing nearly as badly as this fucker. I'm also stuck using a headset mic, but I'm not much better on the usb.
CreepyMcCreep 1 year ago
I had never before heard anyone was so completely tone deaf. Perhaps he would have better luck with a non-vocal instrument. The sound of his own voice must throw him off.
DarthRandall 1 year ago
"I'd like to turn YOU on, girl! Heh heh heh."
Subtle.
Also if he thinks this song was long then he wouldn't last a minute trying to do Freebird or Stairway to Heaven.
CrownedDaemon 1 year ago
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CrownedDaemon 1 year ago
Fuck, I heard mongoloids sing (not an insult. as they are really the nicest kids you ever know despite their handicap) better than him in those charity events.
hanchiman 1 year ago 3
i only mashed up these videos to show that chris only knows about what tone to take from either guessing or from guitar hero/rock band telling him. also chris has no idea how song struc- forget it.
vivitheg 1 year ago 19
@vivitheg Bottom line: he fails at music.
MountieFromHell 1 year ago
@vivitheg
I don't think his singing would be any better if he wasn't completely tone-deaf.
countrybluegrass 1 year ago
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@vivitheg He's also tone deaf
shadupp 1 year ago
I just had a gruesome thought of a release of rock band with nothing but chris chan singing the classics.
posthumanfetus 1 year ago 21
@posthumanfetus I'd buy it. The guitar would be the easiest part, only 5 green notes in every song, every difficulty.
ninjanonymous 1 year ago 2
@ninjanonymous And no matter how well you do, it will still say "SONG FAILED!" at the end.
posthumanfetus 1 year ago 2
@posthumanfetus I hope they do something like The Beatles rock band, where the song starts out in Chris' room, but then fades into Chris' whimsical fantasy world of CWCville during the song.
I also hope they do a sit n' spin controller for Wild Sonichu...
videogamenostalgia 1 year ago 3
no-bduh was -rsasfagds- house of lor loooords. Soon Chris will start boasting that he's bigger than Lennon.
epiclulz66 1 year ago
bring back hamsty nao
Stomplebane 1 year ago 2
well tbh who ever replyed to my comment..i mainly said that because i dont care for the beetles that much =/
evilass334 1 year ago
godmotherfuckingdammit
<3
kurukururock 1 year ago
God he is tone death i'm not mad because he is fat.
It's just funny now, and pathetic.
FloganFly 1 year ago
when he's whammying the note at the very end it looks and sounds like he's furiously masturbating
Rahnzakh 1 year ago
@Rahnzakh I believe that's what Lennon had in mind when he wrote the song...
videogamenostalgia 1 year ago
I always thought paul was better
ClydesRevenge 1 year ago
Well, he's ruined everything else...
Oh by the Lennon's ghost! WHAT IS HE DOING??
doesn't even know the words.
OnyxNexion 1 year ago
How sweet, just in time for John lennon's birthday!
kawaiitoboe 1 year ago
I am now killing myself
zeeroj 1 year ago
What is he wearing?
maplesyrupchan 1 year ago
@maplesyrupchan His new clothing from Good Will? Being donated by people made out of paper obviously.
10191927 1 year ago
BRILLIANT!
Well except the part where he takes a dump on The Beatles.
Oh, right! That's the whole thing. D:
DracoRincewind 1 year ago
NOTHING IS SACRED
goddammit Chris
Kassad86 1 year ago
I would have lol'd harder if it showed the arrow going crazy instead of perfect, but then it wouldnt be ironic. Way to be a hipster vivitheg
imtripping23 1 year ago
This is perhaps one of the most surreal things I have ever seen.
SinfoniaSam 1 year ago
The Rape of John Lennon, by Chris Chan.
ruy1981 1 year ago
Ugh, John Lennon will turn in his grave if he ever saw this.
artgeek323 1 year ago
Mother of God...
Ketsui 1 year ago
He sounds as if he has a duck in his throat.
ToaOfFlameX 1 year ago
@ToaOfFlameX lol
MrNotatroll 1 year ago
Dear fucking god, he is awful.
tehcosmicexplorer08 1 year ago
This made me feel sad.
tregnier279 1 year ago
I feel like I just watched Chris shit on a unicorn.
handmiadenofgod 1 year ago
Lucy in the sky with autism
eatasammich 1 year ago 7
YOU ARE NOTHING, A NOBODY, NO FUCKING ONEE!! without CWC
TyphoonBling 1 year ago
if you dragged a comb across CWC's head, what do you think you'd find?
frostytheaussie 1 year ago
@frostytheaussie dandruff, colonies of lice, semen, something related to sonichu, a part of his brain that tried to escape but nonetheless failed, another comb, that cheeseburger from last friday, a picture of ivy, a coupon for Golden Corral, a hand that tried to comb it too but the hair severed it and dragged it in, some pubic hair making up for scalp hair, more than likely some fecal matter, snergen flergen, and a sample of blood from his latest victim Lars...thats probably not even half of it
TheMechanic9000 1 year ago
i know im gonna get ALOT of hate for this..and i mean ALOT. but i think christan and the beatles sound aboout te same..
evilass334 1 year ago 2
@evilass334 How so?
BackgroundBailey 1 year ago
I died a bit on the inside. I really did.
WoofMichelle 1 year ago
Sgt. CWCs Lonely Autistic Hearts Club Band
Gamewitzer 1 year ago 6
I love this song, and Chrischan ruined it. :(
Khetti 1 year ago 2
:'(
EdTheHedgehog1894 1 year ago
What are those things on his shoulders?
LeagueOfDirectors 1 year ago
@LeagueOfDirectors I think it's from the videos where he's dressed up as "a noble Cherokee." So like... shoulderpads made out of construction paper.
CastlevaniaMoogle 1 year ago
@CastlevaniaMoogle I thought they were there to try and hide his moobs
LeagueOfDirectors 1 year ago
Would have been perfect if you put a guitar fc in too.
TK17000 1 year ago
Awesome playthrough of guitar hero Beatlesyou truly mastered it.
Garlannd 1 year ago
i know why he always has a really inappropriate style, not only tone and rhythm, to everything he sings. He grew up with his parents listening to a lot of the Rat Pack type music, and now that's all he really "understands," being autistic and having difficulty with distinguishing tone of voice, and therefore thinks everybody sings like that. It was imprinted on him when he was young, and now it's all he knows.
Pacmanghost 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa why won't this fucktard blow his brains out like the guy in the song.
mrGrandpaCharlie1 1 year ago
That's it, scorehero's over.
AxelSoul 1 year ago
+12586 Cr
GizmoGardenia 1 year ago
I'm scared
PsychonautCameron 1 year ago
NO
NO NO NO NO NO
ahamburger111 1 year ago
WhAHAHAHHAHAHA OH GOD WHY
Smilephile 1 year ago