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I am with Aristotle on this. The only objective measurement of intelligence is the ability to recognize whether an exposition is good or bad whether you agree with the conclusion or not.

Sewblon 1 year ago

A #22? C'mon guys.

eproductions2008 2 years ago

I subscribed to WIRED just for this show. =)

missywa2004 2 years ago 6

@missywa2004 It's cancelled now?

Milkyyolk1 7 months ago

But the "only objective way to measure intelligence" test fails since the hidden third option is always Dracula!

Sjalvastefan 2 years ago 18

The real way to mesure intelligence? Those who realize this video is just sarcasm are smart, the others arent (look at erickahngale).

giantWario 2 years ago 3

The bit with Mr Handcrank (and Pookoo!) cracked me up!

Richardpd16378 2 years ago 2

This is kinda like that old Brunching Shuttlecocks article that "proved" everyone else has horrible taste in music.

gbeaudette 2 years ago 2

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You edited this video poorly. Get a sense of rhythm and then maybe you can separate people into smart and stupid.

erickahngale 2 years ago

Because everyone knows that performing in west side story means you're smarter than anyone else on the planet /sarcasm

TheGerkuman 2 years ago

Reply to Erickahngale BTW. Also, this whole video was supposed to be sarcastic, so I dunno why he took it so seriously

TheGerkuman 2 years ago

Your absolutely right. Lore clearly should have re-edited this so that he was speaking only in haiku.

On a non sarcastic note, where is Lore's face and upper torso? They've been missing for the past few vids.

paultheprincess 2 years ago

NICE ONE WATING FOR THE NEXT ONE!!!

lordzid667 2 years ago

You could probably make a thesis based on this concept.

tedwik 2 years ago

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hueol 2 years ago

Cool! It's just like heaven and hell!

vidarroark 2 years ago

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blossomsoxrock55 2 years ago

I love Alt Text!

*leans back* So, according to the final theory, when asked Are you smart?, if you say Yes, you're either entirely right, because the world is all from your perspective, or you're wrong, because you're not the person who is actually right. Therefore, unless the grand creator of the world meant for the Matrix to be prophetic, then saying No would mean you are correct, hence, humility is the best policy.

Also, I am not intelligent because I simply threw a bunch of jargon at you.

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PmpSprtn 2 years ago

I still believe regular expressions are the only objective measure of intelligence. Okay, I learned them once and forgot the day after.

AlmightyDeided 2 years ago

That made absolutely perfect sense to me.

TheMattwolf 2 years ago

That was a mighty fine hat.

JeremyMilne 2 years ago

haha i love your subway wall design/art

bobbycorwen 2 years ago

Been better ones.

NekoSigma 2 years ago

That was really stupid :)

BeondaPale 2 years ago

It's me!!! I'm the smart one!!! No I'm not!?! Yay!!!!!!! And then I went to purchase a paper shredder. Thanks for the neat video.

1revjay 2 years ago

"I am smart enough to know I know nothing, And that is wat makes all the difference."

-scrag_10

scrag10 2 years ago

who quotes themself? Do you leave all of your comments on videos like,

"Earlier today, I went and ate a bagel. That only confirmed in my mind, that dinner had been ruined before it even began."

-iainlovesu

Get real.

iainlovesu 2 years ago

haha. lol, funny.

scrag10 2 years ago

I thought of the wheel before I even knew it existed, which proves I'm smart.

tomek200 2 years ago

LOL that was good

theblackpawn 2 years ago

My best friend and I have come to the realization that it isn't about whether you're an idiot or not, it's about whether you KNOW you're one or not. Because, well, let's face it, we're all stupid in one way or another.

Twentydragon 2 years ago 2

I think there may be a tiny flaw in your devilishly cunning plan, now if only I could figure out what is is.

dominictemple 2 years ago

laugh out loud (lol is for dumb people, unlike us)

quizlixx 2 years ago

6th, and pretty awsome!

dandandot 2 years ago

Finally, been waiting for another Alt Text for too long.

Riokou07 2 years ago

now i'm not sure which group to join!!

MiniMaxis468 2 years ago

I have an IQ of 187 and I am the smart one because your test proves it.

I can also do regular expressions and C# as well as assembly: I also invented the question mark... so how clever it all that LOL... just kidding.

Films4You 2 years ago

I invented the exclamation mark and LOL....

texasguy8973 2 years ago

The exclamation mark, is just a straght ? LOL....

Films4You 2 years ago

I completely agree with everything you just said. ...Are you gonna use your ketchup packet?

CoolXer0 2 years ago 2

roflcopter

yousefamar 2 years ago

straws and twine! hehehe!

clevo891 2 years ago

first!

and great one XD

lordzid667 2 years ago

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