Mass Effect 2: Yeoman Kelly Chambers Romance Scene

[TheSitHamster]

"-Hey Shepard, the Reapers are coming !!

-Can't talk. Fapping"

[OhManTFE]

Why can't Tali do this??

[xxbrkdwnxx]

Kelly is a freaakk

[51Logic]

Lol creepy he looks almost exactly the same as my guy

[TheSharpmarksman]

i find it hard not to go to porn websites after this

[MultiAlex118]

Shame that ass got grinded

[ccondor97]

Kelly, I'm Command Shepherd, and I selected you for this mission because of your... talents. Get to it

[MrFriendsfan]

Mass Erect in action

[jkl6652]

Shepard, following in the footsteps of powerful men throughout modern history, always tries to make time to fuck his secretary.

[MrManopepe]

press B  to fuck

[TheUberYout]

My Shepard made it with Jack, Miranda and Kelly

I think he loves Cerberus for Project Lazarus xD

[thecrazierbBW]

i'm just wondering how she got into that one piece cloths?

[geargrinder87]

Captain. Sensors indicate something long and hard in your pants.

[macandfriends]

Wut. I didn't know you could actually... "romance" kelly.

I watched her get liquefied...... it was disturbing.... she was one of my favorite characters :/

[ruthlessdeath123]

@macandfriends haha yea if u want her to life do every missions side mission expect the reaper IFF save that one for last and fully upgrade the normandy and make the right calls then everybody survives ( right calls are garrus leads all squads send legion into the tube to hack the door samara does the barrier and sent grunt with ur crew should work perfectly )

[macandfriends]

@ruthlessdeath123 yeah, I lost jack first in the normandy, then I lost grunt when I made him lead the other team during the biotic portion, and then I lost mordin last.

I wasn't too sad. It seemed realistic to lose some people, and they weren't my favorites anyways.

[MadzGamingz]

@ruthlessdeath123 there are other ways to save all the people i did it this way: gain loyalty for all squad members (doesnt matter about kasumi, zaeed or legion) research all normandy upgrades choose acob as 2nd fireteam leader at start choose tali as vent person miranda as leader for other squad at the biotic shield part, which you choose samara to do then choose mordin to escort the crew to normandy dont thiink ive missed anything out...

[macandfriends]

@MadzGamingz yeah, figured out most of that during my second playthrough, but I still like the more realistic ending in which you lose some people.

[TheYipedo]

@macandfriends She's better off as a DNA paste.

[konohahurricane07]

i didnt know kelly was a freak

[LPUDrummer92]

now i know why she was hand picked :P

[80sspirit4ever]

BioWare guys did very well their job!

[DarkMandalore]

God... compared to the others and especially mass effect 1 this is unbelievably lame and tame.

[ruthlessdeath123]

@DarkMandalore yea indeed with 1 the romance scenes looked better only good one in this part in miranda

[TheFootballFred]

am i the only one that thinks this is really wierd...

[ryuuM21]

Somebody got caught and tried pressing B.

[Ezio3099]

Rated M for Masturbation

[ZevaRediekiel]

:o This Shepard looks like a corpse.

[vwlsrfrlsrs]

@ZevaRediekiel He does look pretty stiff, sure...

[19Jones91]

@ZevaRediekiel Goes with his monotone voice.

[Eminem86709]

Her Ass Effect Makes My Mass Erect.

[farfromthesoul]

@Eminem86709 best comment I've ever read.

I applaud you sir.

[MrOnefastgoat]

im so glad I play video games on a pc... those graphics are shit on xbox

[ARavingLooony]

@MrOnefastgoat whatever get lost pc elitist

[MrOnefastgoat]

@ARavingLooony you mad I have PS3 and Xbox360 because im not a broke dick? Come at me bro.

[gravityhammer25]

@MrOnefastgoat

ME2 came out in 2010!!!!..... THERE ARE MINIMAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN PS3, Xbox and PC. They all use DX9.......You wont even notice a difference in graphics while playing

Xbox graphics are superb for the hardware it has.

I have 360, PS3, super Nintendo, n64, ps1, ps2, game cube, orig xbox, wii, gameboy, ds, PSP

many consoles...

And I am building an all AMD PC for under $600 which perform better than yours.

[gravityhammer25]

@MrOnefastgoat

Why you remove your comment bitch, anyway I already read the weak stuff you posted....

2500k sucks ballz overpriced crap, games are not CPU intensive anyway they rely on GPU alot more. GPU only relys on cpu.

Anyway i will have AMD II X4 960T Zosma unlock to 6 cores and overclock to 4.8ghz

MSI cyclone overclocked to 900/1250 IN CROSSFIRE 16x 16x....., possibly get TRI FIRE card later

Also crossfire Oc'd 6850=more performance than single 6970.

get pwned noob

[Warvancrusade]

@gravityhammer25

>implying that using this language "pwned, noob, etc" makes you a computer expert

>lol @ AMD II X4 960T shitty CPU amirite, can't afford a x6 LOL!

[gravityhammer25]

@Warvancrusade

Your comments show you have no knowledge. The X4 960T Zosma is a Thuban X6 with 2 cores deactivated..... a simple unlock in the bios and I HAVE A THUBAN X6 for less. You sir have shown you cant even read...... .

AMD is better than intel especially in Price/Peformance, why pay $1000 for an I7 990x when you can get a x6 1100T for $190.....

Oh also if you diss AMD take the AMD Radeon out of your system and get a crap Nvidia :)

And my Crossfire 6850's will still woop your 6970!!!

[Runforestrun]

Just remember to use protection. I hear she has scale itch!

[Th3Fr33man]

That feeling when she likes Garrus' calibrations better.

[dabomb59014]

The REAL reason why the Illusive Man hired Kelly

[kuledrumergie87]

I wish mordin would do this

[halocomentry]

um so after saving her from the collectors she becomes your personal sex slave?

[TheUnspokenRegret]

@halocomentry Exactly.

[CptBomBom00]

This is very nice.

[jojolovespie123]

I wish you could romance legion :D

[Thevas11]

Careful now, Shepard. Rumor has it that Kelly's the reason why "Scale-Itch" got onto the Normandy. The implications for you could be...unpleasant.

[MrHomash]

I wish Grunt would do this.

[InuKruger]

I wish Tali would do this

[Agoonga]

W...T....F who knew Kelly was so kinky?

[Dkshir19]

I wish Miranda would do this.

[BorealNeal]

KELLY?????????

[GlitchGang]

EDI: i like seeing humans on there knees.............. that was a joke. :D

[deathwatch962]

"Stop putting fingerprints all over my screen bitch!"

[bleach025801]

poor shepard he has to watch her for over 3minutes and she didnt even have sex with him lol xD

[Alfiekilledyou]

Can you bring Miranda up to your Cabin? Doesn't work for me =/

[FallenReich13]

@Alfiekilledyou Yes, use the intercom if you romanced her.

[Skyntalor]

this isn't ideal lap dancing music, but whatever.

[colossus1313]

i dont know why i didnt laugh my ass off the first time i saw this but it was god damn funny just now. poor kelly used to be a stripper before she became a therapist, what a social satire on our university girls today! HAHAHAHA! thank you bioware

[tartface755]

Someone put this to 10 hour edition! Thumbs up! :D

[SirRevso]

Okay?

How on earth did you get her to wear that and lapdance, this has to be a mod lol, yet using an Xbox controller xD

[G1NZOU]

@SirRevso It's not a mod, check the Romance page of the Mass Effect Wikia to find out how to do it.

[Heydshaut]

...And then you remember that she's a terrorist...

[Theguitergod]

Kelly is an alien???????

[Kenron1000]

am I the only one who was thinking "Stop humping the floor and let me inside you counselor!"?

[Wolfwood824]

Here, we see Kelly's skills as a counselor in action.

[skynet091287]

One thing they should have made possible was a bathroom scene after the final mission. I found it dissapointing that you get your own bathroom with everything, and all you can do is flush the toilet!? Couldn't they at least give Miranda and Jacob a scene like that? I can see why it would be kinda pointless with Tali though... In that case, they should just put Shepard in Kellys costume, it would be the worst romancescene since The Room!

[warriorknight2000]

I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite slut on the Normandy.

[ChiKinFlamer]

@warriorknight2000 LMFAOOOO

[spookerlee]

she needs to stop doing wadever that is... thats not dancing!

[DeadThouusand]

@spookerlee Stripping..?

[highflyingdwarf]

Kelly = Flat Ass

Miranda = Dat Ass

[TheGodlikeDragon]

Well this will never happen to my character, because Kelly is dead! Seems like I spend to much time looking for side missons, never expected her to die!

[Bluestudio555]

Shepard: Kelly, could you feed my fish while I'm away?

Kelly: Absolutely, Commander.

(Shepard Enters Room)

Shepard: What are you doing?

Kelly: Dancing

Shepard: My fish are dead, aren't they?

Kelly: I should go...

[FlakyShaky]

Proof of how the scale itch got on the Normandy.

[SIMulation973]

Ain't buyin dlc and have a ceberus network code selling it 400 Microsoft points

[SIMulation973]

Ceberus network code for sale I only for 400 Microsoft points I ain't buyin and have it legit code

[Raidingbull]

"How do I get this thing off?"

"The hell I know, I haven't had a shower for these 2 years"

[ferdi887]

Damn kelly!! you go girl...represent the human race..show those Asari strippers how it's done..

[Mcblueboy]

Someone Has a Flat Ass . .

[singthat4you]

do all the steps then she died FUCK SAKE LOL

[RMGeneral]

@OIGreg812 lol u do know she only feeds them when you're away right? u still have to feed them when you're on the ship.

[OlGreg812]

She gets no love from me. I let her feed my fish, and one mission later they were dead :D

[TheJayspyder]

I knew this chick was no good under her goody-goody exterior.

"Have you got a moment to talk?"

"I always have time for you, Commander!"

"...I should go..."

[keshaz12]

YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHH

[xKoraxAyomex]

You call that dancing?

Shocking!

[zach633]

Lucky bastard.

[llXxJBxXll]

She better get back to feeding my fish

[26JohnnyC]

I'm going to be pissed if she's not in me3.

[masterchiefum]

@26JohnnyC ill be pissed if tali dies in ME3 or if shes not in it

[AngryOrso]

Just see thanes face in the window...

[merksperk2]

Varren.

[DimiOtaku]

Is it me or does this sheperd look like rick astley? you know the rickroll guy?

[Doofe2012]

Captured using FAPS

[FoolyCoolyx989]

I'm starting to think every sequel of this game made is turning more pornographic then Sci Fi LOLOL!!

[zarthered]

@FoolyCoolyx989 dude, you should watch the scenes from ME1. they were much better than all of these. had partial nudity, and they were even tasteful.

[666MetalMatt]

@FoolyCoolyx989 Gonna be even worse when mass effect 3 turns into Rainbow effect 3 if bioware decides to put same sex relationships in it.Dont wanna be randomly talking to garrus and then he starts hitting on me.

[kchuk]

@666MetalMatt grow a pair and grow the fuck up. Not all gamers are straight tard.

[666MetalMatt]

@kchuk Didnt say theyre all straight.But still would like a way to choose.No hate on gay or anything,i just dont want it to get involved in my gameplay.

[angbandsbane]

@666MetalMatt I agree with you. Not hating on gays, I just can't stand in 2 how just trying to make friends with anyone opposite-gendered leads to a choice between "Take me now!" and "Go screw a pyjack."

The ship will be a lot less fun if we have to be cagey with the entire crew (instead of just half of it) out of fear of either ticking off or locking in everyone we talk to. And that's to say nothing of rotten characterization for returning characters...

[Mikidy]

@angbandsbane

Same sex relationships are included with Mass Effect 3. But no one from the previous games (Garrus, Tali, Miranda, all those) so new romance options that are same sex

[th3d3storoy3r]

@Mikidy DAMMMIT I WANTED FEM-SHEP TO ROMANCE TALI

[ArmyOfMe010]

press the fucking B she dance like a dolphin (i never saw a dolphin dance but shutup)

[TheDARKTREY]

Fap

[XxXxdyedsoulxXxX]

so you just sit there and watch this chick dance for 4min? should of said "Press (B) to Masterbait"

[xXxM0nteNegr0xXx]

I did all the steps but for some reason Legion is the one dancing in my quarters. Strange, yet satisfying.

[KodWolf]

@xXxM0nteNegr0xXx lmao u gotta post that on youtube

[spencertheheghog]

@xXxM0nteNegr0xXx technicaly geth dont have genders so the strange facter is already added in as for the satisfaction only thing i can think of "don't nock it till you try it".

[xXxM0nteNegr0xXx]

@spencertheheghog Oh I've tried it...and drew it! Check my Deviant Art. Search: Dancing Legion. IT WILL MAKE YOU LOLZ!

[macandfriends]

@xXxM0nteNegr0xXx there was a hole

[G4M3R23]

Lmao watching for ever hahaha!!!

[GaM3RN3RD1]

HERE BOOBS ARE SMALL...PREFER MIRANDA

[JeepYJJunkie]

@GaM3RN3RD1 Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn right.

[Cory3129]

lol that guy is a gorilla

[mchief190]

Hey Shepard you want to look at this assault plan? Dude what you looking at?

...

*sees Kelly getting her groove on*

dude scoot over...

*10 minutes later*

*Collectors invade ship*

We have boarded your ship and demand...

um we demand....

fuck it...pass the popcorn,

[Ninjamaster971]

so this dance goes on for like 4 minutes ?

[Gundamseeddabest]

I'm sad Kelly died in both my runs :(

[StarFanaticCraft]

@Gundamseeddabest you probably did another mission too long for her and the rest of the crew to be saved.

[Gundamseeddabest]

@StarFanaticCraft I realized that. I did legion's mission right before. in the run i did before that, I did all that firewalker crap so I can fully upgrade my ship, and then everyone besides Chakwas died :P I suck at this game

[ShadowSlayer451]

@DevoidOfFeelings Ironically, you have 69 thumbs up for this comment lmao XD

[DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSS]

*She presses a button on the wall*

Shepard: The hell was that.

*Next time you play a mission your armor is neon pink*

XD

[UnknownFable]

Wow she really knows how to dance. Then again those psych degrees don't pay for themselves.

[manman676]

Could I do that with tali???

[Drogsboy97]

will this affect my romance with liara in me1

[dracosummoner]

@Drogsboy97

I don't "think" it will affect your Liara relationship (though I would personally feel guilty), since it doesn't count as a full-fledged romance anyway.

[Drogsboy97]

@dracosummoner I just save it before a do it just in case and when im done i load up the save again :)

[TheHorrorBeast]

IN ALL THE GAME VERSIONS, THE BUTTON TO CONTINUE IS INAPPROPIATE. In the PC, its F for Fu*k, in Xbox360 its B for Bang, and I'm pretty sure PS3 is X for XXX (AKA SEX). Well at least that would make sense.

[aznxa32]

Lol liara gonna be pissed when she sees this on the extranet

[BigBoss2014]

why is there no top comment involving fap written over and over again?

[MannersNo]

There are things I'd do to her that would get me shot on the Extranet.

[tosspot86]

sorry but am i the only one who thinks this is weird i mean even the music doesnt go well with the scene id choose tali or jack over her but miranda has a nice ass, ah man its so hard to choose i want them all

[Wholecorpze]

Your Shepard looks really stoic and creepy. He just stares at her, never blinking

[damon3011]

What the fuck is inside her head?!?!?

I hope she realizes that the music that was playing is not meant for dancing like a stripper!!!!

[dracosummoner]

@damon3011

I think the music was superimposed over the video. I don't think Mass Effect 2's Normandy had any music at all!

[chohakako]

WHERE DID SHE GET THIS OUTFIT? WHAT ASARI IN AFTERLIFE DID YOU KILL?!

[rodneysiev]

SHEPARD'S A GINGER?!

FUCK NO!

[GarrettP130]

STOP RUBBING YOUR HANDS ON MY FLAT SCREEN!!!

[johnthesencond]

I hope in Mass Effect 3 I get to stick my memory chip into EDE's memory slot.

[Leo240sx]

"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite hoe on the Nomandy."

[modernwar365]

Wouldn't surprise me if EDI and Joker tapped into a camera and are feeding this.....

[electriceye131]

@modernwar365 Heavy risk.. but the PRIIIIZEE.

[Raynor9X9]

@modernwar365 feeding it to...the cockpit?

giggity

[macandfriends]

@modernwar365 EDI enjoys more than just the sight of humans on their knees

[ZEXXtheBRUTE]

oh shit O_O

[empireofmatt]

"Press B to continue"

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB­BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB­BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB­BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB...

[blangoga]

ummmm....where did she got those clothes???

and one more thing...i got to finish the game faster!!!i finished it like 3 times but always miranda...now i have other targets...ASSUMING CONTROL!!!

[jkdoorbinnia]

if you didnt choose are you into aliens and chose the option on top left, will this still work?

[MrBuzzLastyear]

@GhostSnake that sir is fcukin ingenuity !!!

[NationalEXE]

This is like watching a man. Watching a man watch a stripper.

[alset85]

neah... i prefer miranda...

[bloodymack15]

so she'll dance for you but wont screw you.....?

[Monday566]

@bloodymack15 she has a venerial disease dr chawksy will tell you ALLL about it.

[mcdgreg21]

damn i think i did all this and I still don't get a message, my romance was jack but she died

[Turdsmear]

wat so i cant fuck all of the girls and hav that scene?

[limepunkrocker]

@Turdsmear nope, you must not have any relationship with the other girls

[Turdsmear]

@limepunkrocker uh thats gonna b a problem

[wrm67]

Know what would be funny if someone made a mod and made Grunt do that for a female Shepard.

[RoboticTable]

@wrm67 that would be scary as shit

[wrm67]

@RoboticTable But it would be funny at the same time.

[RoboticTable]

@wrm67 i have to agree but still...

[dracosummoner]

@wrm67

That would be frigging hilarious.

[KAMIKAZIK1]

AAHAHAHAHAHA brilliant LMAO!! but seroiusly. your right. the ships all over the place

[jelloshots95]

dont forget that cant have a relationship from mass effect 1 either

[tanzh19]

I wish Kelly is a asari.

[Suffer1224]

Hmm the first time i cummed on a vid on youtube

[jajajaja669]

How DO you save her from the last mission?

[altiair339]

@jajajaja669 as soon as they get abducted got throw the omaga 4 relay