Hillary (hearts) Ohio! Gnooze 3-4-08

[omeyegod9]

Clinton only partially won Texas; she won the primary, Obama won the caucus.

OBAMA '08

[aronoff]

ohhhhhiiiiiiio!

[hourglass8]

this is my new news source, like umm, really...

[davidkazzmann]

Nice Shirt!

*wink*

Many props and laud applaud!

[Nic33rd]

You know, right off the top, I was thinking Heidi . . . it looks really cute, though!

And definitely thanks to Brian, about time you mentioned him! =]

[jojo216]

Look! It's Wendy! I'll have a single with cheese!

[DIRTDEVIL1200]

i subcribed!

[Gaus212]

fun news...

[Gaus212]

hay Nader is very deferent from Ron Paul...but one can't call him a criminal ... just as much (along shot) ... something to think about...

[Flashistic]

I knew it was just to see the tit ...tee shirt. Not that I don't appreciate her insightful commentitii...talk. My eyes never left her t...tig..tiger striped shirt.

What? Just watching the news hon.

[TheEmanBrown]

Can I get a shirt like that????? That shirt is cool!

Also, gotta love it when you mock the monster. Oh jeeze! Did I say that? I have to quit my job now.

[gnooze]

yes! it's at our website. there's a link in the video description. :)

[Zarbod]

Yeah, I really liked the shirt. A lot. Do you think we could do a close up like that in every show? Really. That was really, really, quite nice. Really. ...just saying.

[Flashistic]

I don't want just any shirt. I want hers. with her in it. or out of it. Either way it's a great shirt.

[Zarbod]

I couldn't agree more.  You better run that by her husband first though.

[AnArticulateTroll]

The media knows that most Americans don't know how the political process works, so they'll spin the elections however they want in their reporting.

Last week Hillary wanted the rules of the Texas primary/caucus changed. It never happened, but it just goes to show that she'll do anything it takes to win. Her campaign is pretty pathetic. Anything you hear out of her camp is attacks on Obama and attempts to have rules changed to she can win. I don't like Obama either, I may just vote for Nader.

[johnreon]

I think everyone likes the pigtails... I looking forward to you singing the McCain bomb bomb bomb Iran song... I think that alone will cost him the election... Every one knows a good leader leads into peace and friendship with other countrys not war...

[WileyCoyote69]

Personally, johnreon, I hate the name "pigtails". They don't look piggish to me. :-)

Out of respect, I use the much more animal neutral "braids"!

[lcc1211]

Uh Oh, Marta! Those 257 Ron Paul supporters are gonna get ya for that. But I loved it.

[Voltechs]

258, you forgot to count me.

[vitaminrich2]

I didn't know you had a cameraman... I though you just sat in front of the camera.

[WileyCoyote69]

I think they have the camera move occasionally, vitaminrich2. And actually, I think the better quality cameras actually need focusing more than the crap ones. In other words, someone has to be behind it.

Also, to the folks talking below about whether or not there are 257 or 258 Ron Paulites? At the very least I credit them with ten times that. Then again, SNOOPY has 50 or 50 thousand supporters each Presidential election, so take that in perspective.

[WileyCoyote69]

Yikes.

I meant "50 or 60 thousand" in the post above, not "50 or 50 thousand". Yikes! You'd think I was traumatized by Ron Paul not being president or something to make a mistake like that!!!

[Scorptilicus]

Yay Brian!!

[DandG1981]

Woot Woot!  5 Stars again!

[ZanyBear]

RAWR!!

[Sultadashin]

I love you so much!!!!

You're so pretty

[wildbill1911A1]

LoL ... nice shirt demo... oh, and I did like the hair.

[freekrolik]

understand Ron Paul supporters... as long as he is in the race you just support him for the reason that there is no one else to support...

Stay home or support an honest politician who's priority is you... I vote to fight!

Can't you just write in the name you want? So what if many.. but realy many people write his in... hmmm

[gnooze]

I love hearing that you love the gnooze! It's truly a labor of love and positive feedback is the fuel we run on, so thanks! :)

[gnooze]

And I would be irrevocably scarred.

[lisasimpson]

Thanks Brian.

[gnooze]

Brian is pretty cool! How did you know!? ;)

[mobiltec]

Not sure if it is you, or if it's just plain true. But all the politicians you mimmick (except bush) sound the same. I think in real life they do! (cept bush) (and we all know he just sucks anyways)(don't we?) (do we all know that now?) (took 7 and a half years but we all know it now) (right?) Love ya Marta and thanks Brian...

[gnooze]

I'm trying to differentiate them more but honestly I'm not much of an impersonator. I'm working on it though! :)

[CommentorX]

Don't lie Gnooze - you adopted that hairstyle because you want to pre-empt the next Superbowl, don't you?

[gnooze]

(I don't get it! I'm not much on sports though... is that part of the joke? Ack I feel so stupid!)

[deraforia]

Thanks for doing your part Brian.

[1lunalilo]

GNOOZE IS THE ONLY GNOOZE I WATCH!

[gnooze]

There's other gnooze!? Crap! I thought we had the market cornered on this... j/k. Thank you! Glad you like the show!

[mike8494]

You Rock Great Show Five stars***** Marta :-) Mike.....

[gnooze]

Thanks Mike! You rock!

[pineconepeter]

Great show

[gnooze]

Thank you!

[pornfartin]

you speak of brian as if you are not a couple. hmmm, interesting.

[pornfartin]

housework day? lol. you look cute marta.

[gnooze]

Thank you. That's really more of my beach hairstyle than housework...

[Larryk12308]

(um er) speaking (um um) as a guy I (um) couldn't help (um) but notice where (um) the lettering on the shirt it was a close up of (um)

::blush:: NEVER MIND!

[gnooze]

Yeah, I didn't know it was "playing" quite like that... I was blushing myself after I saw the footage. Whoops!

[DookofHDP]

Thanks Brian and Marta!!! The Gnooze rocks!

[gnooze]

Thank you!

[sarrycrey]

I thought I would vote for more outakes and bloopers while I'm here :P They're great! (and YES, I was imitating Tony the Tiger)

[gnooze]

Oh they're a comin'... buckle up. :)

[mangobanna]

BRAIDS! heart it! I personally wasn't super shocked that Hilary won all those states.

[gnooze]

Seems like every time it's painted as a dire, must-win situation for her, she does well...

[KlaxonCow]

I reckon what it is, is that folks hear that she's losing and they think "aww, poor little Hillary" and vote for the underdogr to make her feel better. But because everyone does that, she actually wins!

I always do that with sports matches, where I don't really care about either team. I ask the guy next to me "which one is the underdog here?" and then cheer on the underdog. After all, they're the folks that need the support most.

[mayor600]

Yay Marta. Love the halo over McCain at 2.20sec....like you didnt know it was there...Ha. Well done Brian ( He's not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy !)

[jamminjago]

braids ftw

[sisco5979]

WOW my fav so far! and

Yeah GO Hillary! woot woot

[gnooze]

Woohoo! Your fav? That's rad!

[Justin4RonPaul]

Ron Paul 3rd PARTY! MARCH ON DC! WOOT! Marta brings the real news the MSM did not even mention Ron Paul and doesn't show him in their results...

[gnooze]

Glad you weren't offended... it was just good natured teasing. :)

[i3kel]

damn the colbert bump didnt work lol

[gitarzero2]

FINNALY A ****ING NEWS STATOIN WITHOUT BRET FARVE PLASTERED ALL OVER IT!!!

Good job today marta.

[gnooze]

Thanks! Glad you liked it!

[gitarzero2]

Well I'm sick of all 7 news stations in my area saying "Brett Farve officially retired today. In other news, will Brett Farve come back in the same way as M Jordan?"

IT'S SO STUPID!!! I don't even like football either.

So ya thanks for not giving a crap about farve.

[WileyCoyote69]

I'm a sucker for braids.

And you are my hero for taking the RonPaulites head on. I mean there's being neutral to a fault... and then there's NOT MISSING A PRIME OPPORTUNITY FOR A JOKE. You couldn't pass this one up!

And Brian got rewarded... with a closeup of that T-shirt. :rofl

[gnooze]

Not hum "Hail to the Chief" while looking off in the distance wistfully? Perish the thought! :) It's all in good fun.

[Justicar333]

*tosses a pillow at gnooze girl*  Ron would still be the best president. =)

[gnooze]

Never said he wouldn't... Just poking fun! :)

[Justicar333]

*smiles* I know, and didn't mean anything. Don't throw my pillows at folks meh don't like being around. =) Keep on reportin Marta, it tickels me to see world events in a humours light.

[franknyt]

Finally a name to the faceless guy!!! Thank you Brian!!!! Greets from Germany!!!

[ShatterYourIndra]

Haha, loved the "Blah blah blah" part! =]

[gnooze]

Heehee, had to get straight to humming "Hail to the Chief."

[ShatterYourIndra]

Haha, definitely.

[TheDutchrocks]

lol

[feanoraz]

Way to go Brian!

Great episode, loved it all. The shirt is pretty sweet too :-)

[gnooze]

Woohoo!  I was so pleased with how the shirts came out myself. Now so long as the box of them doesn't reside in my living room for the next 6 months, it'll be all good.

[TheBabyEaters]

Go Brian!

[vinniepuh]

nice rack

[AnArticulateTroll]

Good impersonation of Hillary. Love your hair btw

[gnooze]

Thanks on both counts! :)

[johnreon]

Well done thanks again and also thanks Brain... What you mean Ron Paul not winning??? Well at least he got a few people thinking and understanding why the economy is where it is... That is according to what your definition of is is...

[gnooze]

Encouraging critical thinking is always good in my book.

[ujdo]

To the Ron Paul supporters, just remember it's still not impossible, just improbable. Like if all the other candidate were in a room and Ron just happened to be in the restroom at the time a meteor hits the building and he is the only survivor. It could happen, it's just not probable.

[qiranger]

And now let the MUD SLINGING begin!

[gnooze]

Oh lord. How many more months?

[qiranger]

I can't wait until November 5th.

[scottmhoward]

haha!! you beat me to the Heidi joke!! That was my first reaction to this video =P

[gnooze]

I like to wear my hair like that even if it does make me feel a little silly.

[Panpiper]

Thanks Brian!

[Rkamlage]

imma slap some silly hos in ohio good to know my neighbors are dumbasses

[MarkusLeon]

ohh.. a hand. thought it was a blue marlin lol

[gnooze]

LOL! The blue marlin! The gnooze mascot! :)

[MyHappySock]

Great show Marta! Quick question, to what degree do you believe the mainstream media has influenced voters for this election so far?

Great work Brian!

[gnooze]

Thank you! As far as the media's role in this election so far... I would say it's been significant. Infuriatingly so.

[spaceelevators]

Love the pigtails. Careful about teasing the Paulies, they're tender right now...

[gnooze]

Thanks! No meanness intended - just good fun...

[Northern5tar]

I couldn't quite read what it said on the shirt. Could you show it again? :P

Thumbs up 2 Brian!

[GrandNarrative]

Ah shame about Obama. It'll be a big disapointment if America throws away an opportunity like that.

[Silntthnkr]

lol Great braids my friends! Brace yourself for the Ron Paul attacks. I think you did a great job of thanking Brian when you shoved your busts in his eye lol

Keep up the excellent (and wholey professional) videos. My Friends!

[gnooze]

Thanks my friend!  No attacks really... guess they could tell it was all in good fun. Maybe?

[CHUCKtheFED]

Heidi!!!!

I was gonna say Olga...

[OctoberRoad]

Best recap ever.

[gnooze]

Wow. Thank you.

[geekyvince]

maple syrup is yummy of course he had to mention it.

[gnooze]

True dat. Mmm. Pancakes.

[scottfreitas]

LOL. Your Hillary impersonation today was priceless. Almost as priceless as your pigtails. The pigtails caused me to develop a mad crush on you, which immediately led to images of Chris Hansen saying to me, "Have a seat right over here, Mr. Freitas."

Wait. I'm not so sure I like the pigatils, after all... ;(

PS Hi, Brian. (I hope HE doesn't have pigtails!)

[gnooze]

:D Glad you liked the Hillary! Regarding Chris Hansen's To Catch a Predator, do you watch 30 Rock? Tina Fey's character's boyfriend got caught by Hansen. It was hilarious.

Brian does not have pigtails. Though he can grow a mean 'fro for a white guy.

[lisasimpson]

I love your Hillary-Ohio impression!! Hilarious!!

[gnooze]

Thanks Beccah!

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta.

Love the pigtails. Wendy's / Pippi Longstocking-esque? It was nice of you to give a shout out to Brian.You could help him more,by having fewer bloopers. But then,we would lose out on another blooper reel. I like that shirt,and am waiting for the first one to ship.

Wow,I totally did not talk politics.

Good

5 stars.

[gnooze]

Dammit Blargal! Now I want a frosty. :D He could help himself by not inducing so many bloopers!

Shirts shipping soon!

[hypnofan35]

Lots of confusion with these places except for Rhode Island which is the richest per capita. i can see that happening. There might be mostly good people in Texas but it is know for its insane tactics in government. Ohio has seems to have some deep seated difficulties with counting votes correctly. How oftent do they change their system? Was that every year? Very suspicious. We should take a hard look at how differently the different campaigns have been funded. It looks dishonest to me.

[chapmando2007]

I is just not right that McCain is the best the republican's can produce. I expect that from the democrat's

[MyHappySock]

I think that can be said about both parties.

[TomtPoe]

cheers Brian

[YouWish8]

the shirt looks awesome marta.

Whens the next vlog =D ?

Brian FTW !

[gnooze]

Brian FTW indeed!

I was so pleased with how the shirts came out! Now as long as this box of them doesn't sit in my living room for the next 6 months, we'll be in good shape.

As far as the vlogging, I've been feeling another one coming on, but I'm a little afraid of sounding like a broken record. Soon, though, I promise. :)

[HarveyHopkins]

smile about not changing maple syrup goodbye hello

[gnooze]

Goodbye! Hallo! :)

[goobersayshey]

Nice Shirt!

I too like the braids. "Thanks Heidi!" They give you that scholarly look. Now the braids and the glasses.. Well... Nice McCain impression. Slow talking will lose him the election.

Brian Rules! (but not you of course - I mean he doesn't rule you - not that you don't rule too... OK, you BOTH rule - just not eachother). Can I go now...

[gnooze]

G, you're silly!  :) You rule!

[inmendham]

Throw and wave your chest at me will you... seems some retaliation is in order... maybe when I recover from the faint.

[geojus1]

Dang it! even my city of San Antonio went to HIllary! noooo!!!

[btigtime]

Easy on Ron Paul... He is going to win

[Silntthnkr]

umm win what? His congressional seat? Yes. The presidency of the United States? LMFAO

[btigtime]

i was kidding

[petesangyal2]

hehehe...i hope u get more shirt in the future:D

[Jayvaraman]

Well I"m happy that the pennsylvania primary is actually goin to matter this year ^^. I also have a strong feeling that whoever wins the democratic candidacy will beat john mccain.

[Blargaldalien]

We said that about the Rhode Island primary too.

[kalvinphil]

haha...Im from OHIO...I despise Hitlery...

That was mean about Ron Paul tho... :(

[Panpiper]

I am a Ron Paul supporter. Any humor can appear mean if one feels they are the brunt of the joke. The thing to ask is; was the joke mean spirited, and this most definitely was not. In truth is was a most apt joke, as it is true that at this point, Ron Paul supporters have to ask themselves just what they are supporting. We cannot honestly say that we expect Ron Paul to win. We are expecting however to be heard, and for the message of Ron Paul to get out there and influence the public debate.

[kalvinphil]

geesh yall. It wasnt that serious of a comment...You guys really took some time to analyze my one sentence. It really had no meaning behind it...I know he cant win. So does every other supporter of DR Paul. So lighten up...if i were mad I woulda said mean things back....geesh...

[WileyCoyote69]

kalvinphil: How was that mean to Ron Paul. It was mean to Ron Paul supporters who can't count. Paul himself came off fine. :-)

And geez. It was freaking hilarious. Time to develop a sense of humor about Mr. Paul, I say.

[kalvinphil]

geesh yall. It wasnt that serious of a comment...You guys really took some time to analyze my one sentence. It really had no meaning behind it...I know he cant win. So does every other supporter of DR Paul. So lighten up...if i were mad I woulda said mean things back....geesh...

[kalvinphil]

Marta I didnt mean anything negative by that comment...wow. :) I do despise HITLERy tho.

[gnooze]

I was just poking a little fun. No hard feelings?

[kalvinphil]

of course not...Marta  :)

[anomalouse]

i want to marry you

[gnooze]

I can't marry a 90 year old!

[KlaxonCow]

Age-ist!

[1teaga]

omfg!! first to tell you how much you ROCK!! LOVE the braids:) You are so my fav!! Bless you!!

[gnooze]

Bless you too, teaga!! Thanks for such a super nice comment!  I'm so glad you like the show! :) :)