Digging to China

[randomdude581]

Chinese Kid: "I'm digging to america-"

Gov. Agen: "NO!!!" *shoots* "Just in time!" *picks up wonton soup recipes*

[iknownothing34]

This one is, was, and always will be my favorite 5secondfilms video.

[Firedblood]

Nucleur secrets

[MrEphimer]

18 people shot their own kids. No need to be so down, the world didn't want them anyway. :D

[LordvGum]

He died with a smile...

[qwee990]

Press 3 for CHI- NA NA

[Boarbarian]

Little did Justin Time know, he was about to dig his own grave.

[fozkoppe]

It's called "nucular". "Nucular".

[HLGmatrix1]

nice muzzel flash....

[Mangaboy1016]

Its funny.

Just in time.

Justin Time.

In Time, starring Justin Timberlake.

[ginnoveffect]

@Mangaboy1016 Justin Timeberlake?

[kelsokitten]

'Nooo! Just in time'

"Did you say...Justin Time?"

'What, wait, WHAT? NOOO!'

"And I was like Baby Baby Baby OOoooh!"

[SgtFrenchWaffle]

So this is where the boyfriend went.

[Lemau]

NUCLEUR SECRETS R SAFE NAO!

[BINGSAUSE]

Who else hears the apple start up tune when he reaches for the papers??

[ReDeMsHuN1]

press 7 for a good time

[Pixelhurricane]

where are the bullet holes?

[VikingSteeez]

@Pixelhurricane bullet proof vest, kevlon shirt. The kinetic energy of a high caliber bullet has enough force to knock a child unconscious.

[parcon777]

isnt he the kid from how i met your mother when robin dated that dude with the son?!

[JayDrink]

@parcon777 I'm sure you think all children look the same, racist.

[tristanglenn1]

@JayDrink lol



[puppylover327]

oooooooookkkkkkkkkkk

[Koreandude97]

Am i the only one hearing "Im dignin to China"?

[TheAlpha1634]

Im dying of laughter!

[XxGatorProductionsxX]

17 people are Chinese spies.

[BadgeOfIngenuity]

press 3, ahaha funny xD

cna you wait abit and be like

CHI-NOOOOO

CHI-NOO

CHI-CHI-CHI NOOOOO

:D

[elfing100]

Press 7 and repeat!!

[Madvillane]

nucleUr secrets ;D

[vinieboy92]

the CIA wanted to do it first cause, asian chicks DIG that!

[ryanmshepard92]

I like how he kills the kid even though it would take him the rest of his life to dig to China if were even possible at all.

[Biohunterhead1234]

spies everywhere!

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

why did he smile?

[Gunman610]

@cuzgandalfgothigh99 Because the agent doesn't know that he's already failed to stop the coming nuclear winter....

[OJtheModerator]

I am a shovel and I find this offensive.

[XxXxGoFigurexXxX]

Nuclear secrets?! XD

[Stinoism]

aww, he died so peacefully :3

[burntoastvideos]

I think this is definitely one of my favorites.

[Freddy14584]

okayy...

[RagingSeraphim]

Justin Time!

[XxMrBossxX29]

Whoa, kid can spell!

[VirtualTechno]

It's a start. Now do the same to China.

[heysmall]

@VirtualTechno that's very offensive to native americans

[nayr3636]

Justin Time!

[TwoScrewsLoose]

this is actually.... a really good plot twist. XD

[MEGAXSTU]

8 second film

[hendrexrules]

@MEGAXSTU Not an 8 second video

2 second intro

5 second video

if you notice, the video skips 0:07

:3

[ilackofcreativity]

Justin Time.

[xCooki777]

Justin Bieber was killed before his concert. Looks like the killer was *puts on sunglasses* Justin Time.

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!

[evanfity]

juustine time... we meet again

[10ginZ]

Hold 3 to see the kid scratch his back with a shovel.

[Djames516]

Seriously, what's up with Justin Time?

[UIWWildthing]

Kid corpsing? SEND FOR THE MAN!

[Kimosabiness]

No we were so close I mean ya America

[profssrfunk]

"im dignin'"

[Silvererlord]

Those got to be some good secrets

[SamuraiPirate88]

Justin Time!

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

Anybody got any launch codes?

[thekylemcdaniel]

I'm digging to CHI CHI CHI CHI NANANANANANANA

[supercrazyblondeguy]

@thekylemcdaniel Win. 

[ivo123ize]

@thekylemcdaniel 1+ thumbs up for reference from other video.

[Taizuko]

What does egoraptor have to do with this?

[karinosai]

@Taizuko That's what I want to know.

[f56s]

Finally someone spells "nucleur" right. Sheesh.

[GameTesterTv4321]

Fuck

[rakuencallisto]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO

[heitortcgfw2]

How the shovel stay stuck?

[AceDecaprio]

As soon as you play the video,press 9.

[ZippyRagu]

What time is it?

Justin time.

[TheSqueezedLemon]

Damn Commies...

[JoeFGale]

@TheSqueezedLemon quiet_capitalist_pig_dog......­my_space_bar_is_fucked_up

[flyboy248]

Liberty Prime: COMMUNIST DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL! EXTERMINATE!!!

[Nixel85]

as Liberty Prime would say,

"Democracy is Truth! Communism is DEATH!"

[giostarkiller]

Justin Time!

[AnthonyParalikas]

This made me wanna watch 24 again...

[freezeman32]

One of the Best

[ginnoveffect]

Communism is the very definition of failure!

[jaysekhon8014]

@ginnoveffect LOL you don't know how it works and you call it failure.

[ginnoveffect]

@jaysekhon8014 Do me a favor and google the the words in my original comment.

[NKAJ2]

@ginnoveffect

LULZ I guess jaysekhon8014 didn't google your quote

[ginnoveffect]

@NKAJ2 I suppose he didn't, but then, he is free to choose not to, and freedom is the sovereign right of every American!

[rideSpitfire]

this is fake i saw the kid breath after he got shot

[blitzter23]

@rideSpitfire No shit Sherlock

[MenAmongPoodles]

where do you get these kids?

[TheHamhamman]

@MenAmongPoodles he pickes em up in his van

[Somethingcrappy]

justin time...

[Neji22066]

LOLing soooo harddd ahhahaa

[Protantical]

And thus, WW3 was prevented by an unknown C.I.A Agent.

[PhoenixProductionInc]

This is my favorite 5 second video

[guitardude51]

Wow, racist idiots below flaming eachother

[EmanDaBeatman]

that looks like ian from smosh when he says just in time

[freezeman32]

TANGO DOWN!

[freezeman32]

watch how the kid dies its just no blood and his body seems to be in a different position each frame

[MyStuns]

10 people dugninging to china!!

[EliIndirekt]

Press 3 for BLABLABLABLABLABLA!!

[EliIndirekt]

Press 5 and he takes his glasses off

[StudioGhibliFreak1]

why was there no bullet holes on the kid?

[MoonarEclipse]

No one ever expects to find chinese people in China!

What a twist!

[Periwinkleton]

I love the kids face after he's shot :D

[VoltagE1337]

lol thats justin sane

[TheSneakyVikingJarl]

8 people are Chinese Terrorist Supporters

[Pikazilla]

to late, they have nukes now.

[OzzieZombie]

Wat

[Totema1]

He's dignin' to China?

[agneumeyer]

It's Captain Mass Transit!

[beerjames]

too bad the earth is liquid for the most part

[stoopidoooo]

@beerjames *over 9000 facepalms* my god, NOONE can be this stupid.

[supersoulllama]

@beerjames lol what do you mean?

[RKOnumber1fan]

@beerjames NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Newtube102]

@RKOnumber1fan Actually thats something you learn in like, 4th grade.

[RKOnumber1fan]

@Newtube102 yah... i know

[AtOthenewbkillah]

If he did build a large hole, it would lead to the ocean...

[83PARISmike]

is the tree on fire in the bavkground chinise nuclear holocaust???

[hellraizer1177]

press 4

[crotchshot101]

Hey everybody! It's Justin Time! *starts dancing*

[AgujaAzulMD]

Do Chinese kids say they're going to dig to America?

[ultigamer124]

new INVISI-BULLETS, THEY LEAVE NO BULLET HOLES, advertisement above

[deathb4dishonor599]

Hold 5 or 6 and the guy a giving an invisible penis a hand job!

[glitchorama123]

@deathb4dishonor599 From doing this all i hear is "justin's hot..." WTF?!

[aPlaceForButler]

@deathb4dishonor599 You sir, have too much time on your hands. That being said, it was hilarious.

[kelvint03]

@deathb4dishonor599 dirty...

[TheLastAbacus]

Now that's what I call a *puts on sunglasses* shallow grave.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[GRENTHSNOOB]

@fastchapter No this is a pretty widespread issue actually, he isnt the only one

[AlexMitan]

Best secret agent actor ever! The guy with the gun wasn't that bad either...

[USFsoldier]

Hold 2

[you900001]

0:03

[Diablon76]

May I ask you guys a question? :/

Whenever I watch one of 5secondfilms video (from beggining to end), Internet Explorer closes for no apparent reason. Am I the only one to have that issue?

[fastchapter]

@Diablon76 Yes

[OhRishtopher]

@Diablon76 I think you'd be the only one to experience that. Also, it's likely an issue with Internet Explorer, depending on your version. Internet Explorer is just known to be really buggy. Try using Firefox or Chrome and see if the problem persists?

[Diablon76]

@OhRishtopher Nah, Firefox tends to be even worse when I'm using it.

Whatever, I can just pause the video before it's over, and this issue doesn't occur...

[Jusman010]

@Diablon76 Chrome is better anyway >_>

[schoolmornings]

@Jusman010 I'm using chrome and it happens to me.

I think it's because of the ads that pop up on the bottom of the screen.

[Jusman010]

@schoolmornings Well in that case, adblock :D

[CandesamoTheGreat]

@Diablon76 Hmmm, I use firefox and on a lot of the 5sf videos my browser freezes up for a bit.

[AWSOMEPOSSUM16]

ROFLMAO. *favorited*

[Fatpiepro]

press 3 and then 2. Im diggin Chuck!

[5oul5trike]

Egoraptor!!!

[MTdaBlacking]

@5oul5trike What?

[8BitMonk3y]

@5oul5trike Waitwhere.

[8BitMonk3y]

@5oul5trike Waitwhere.

[Rubberduckyofdoomy]

@5oul5trike

that is NOT Egoraptor!

[Chips4Chiz]

hold down 5 for sick air wank

[WhiteHavenTsujinx]

@Chips4Chiz and hold down 4 for the kid to break dance

[itwasryan]

If only he had used a diamond shovel...

[lolololololnoobs]

hold 2 for fucking shovel

[ShrewdGentleman]

Hold 3 for motorised backscratcher technology.

[william14477]

Wow i was not expecting this at all XD

[DashUnderscoreDash1]

We've been chasing Justin Time for months! Thankyou.

[TRANFLAKES]

THEY GET PAID FOR THIS!!?!?!?

[kazemaru1134]

wait he never struck the ground with the shovel yet its standing straight up in the ground .... damn communist....

[boarofspore123]

5 people tried to dig to china

[rasputionify]

Hahahahahaha

[09godmann]

Justin Time is an agent for the C.I.A., so would that make him Agent Time?

What if he was a dad, would that make him Father Time?

[Sulfur81]

hold down 5 for imaginery handjob

[zackdeux]

hold 4 and you see the kid is relax when shooted

[Nukr666]

@zackdeux LOL....Shot...

[SoccerCookie13]

AHAHAHAHA his face when he shoots the kid XD

[kitsunema]

better dead than red

[gizmofly870]

@kitsunema That's very offensive to native americans.

[MuleMan14]

@gizmofly870 fuck off you politically correct cock sucking liberal faggot

[gizmofly870]

@MuleMan14 *Cough*JOKE*cough*.

[MicrosoftNestleTea]

@MuleMan14 *cough*shootyourself*cough*

[MuleMan14]

@MicrosoftNestleTea HAHAHAH FUCK YOU'RE SHIT, I wont even bother

[MicrosoftNestleTea]

@MuleMan14 How am I shit?

[MuleMan14]

@MicrosoftNestleTea use is reel shit omg ur shit srsly omg fuxxx

[MicrosoftNestleTea]

@MuleMan14 omg fuckign N00B fucking ong fucking

[WhoTouchedSasha]

@MicrosoftNestleTea @MuleMan14 You're both idiots, shut-up.

[MicrosoftNestleTea]

@WhoTouchedSasha No need to hyphenate, it's just a bit of fun.

Who pissed in your cereal?

[iLLLiL7]

@kitsunema dont you mean yellow?

[AZKira42]

Three people made it to china.

[Xitrax]

3 people are child communists

[EpicVen]

kid: IM DIGGING TO CHI-

Agent: NOOOOOOOO, Justin Bieber's secrets

[iknownothing34]

Chinese Kid: I'M DIGGING TO AMERI---

Chinese Man: NOOOOOOOOOOO. Just in time. *Picks up wonton soup recipies.*