MST3K - Boggy Creek II (part 2)

[6thStreetKidz]

I'm so fucking sick of their gay comments that the people say during the movie

[snag66]

this is one of my favorites for great lines.

[ToyotaGuy1971]

why is that guy with the shotgun running away? he's got a SHOTGUN!!!

[swlabr413]

Black power.

[2pacthugzta]

"A bearded-egg in a tie." hahaaaa!!

[CaptHawkeye]

"nobody really knows", look i'm sorry i even brought it up.

[2pacthugzta]

Damn, the rednecks are even dumber than in the first one, haha! But they're only reason to watch this crap-fest, too funny!

[nicfreddoe]

were going camping and your going to watch

[TORONTOisallmine]

lol black power ! we need a new boggy creek film

[centerrightpunk]

"is it man?" "i don't know man" LOL

[SpiderxBlue]

You know something? I believe theres a creature here...

"There it is!"

[DickieAnginson]

"On the wings of a snow, white dove ..."

[bradyfitzy]

I miss this show

[2pacthugzta]

@bradyfitzy me too, I used to love watching on SciFi Saturday afternoons, back when that channel was worth watching

[DAVIDInitiative]

We're goin' campin', and you're gonna watch.

LOL

[ChaoticYak]

Your half time show: Yo Yo Ma and the entire Bach cello suite!

[pockypurse]

Suddenly, flying low under the radar, two armed egrets!

[Catmando2022]

Oh yes...sci fi before it got bedazzled

[FatWongFoo]

And I will not call again.

[PerryPlanet]

Wow, Exxon. I remember those signs...god I feel old.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

It's ok, deer spontaneously regenerate bodies...

We have attached our egos to you!

We're going camping and you're gonna watch!

[NeverDoubt1]

You know a deer actually did crash through my High School window. Very sad...

[noahsim97]

Yes, I am ready for some football

[Leatherbubba]

Bittersweet memories of what a great channel Sci-Fi used to be.

[bigmike4758]

@Leatherbubba

Yup, now every movie they play on that channel is worthy of the MST3K treatment. Some are so bad, I doubt that even Mikey and the bots can't save them.

[2pacthugzta]

@bigmike4758 fully agree there, those movies are crap!

[EmilyDNelson]

This movie makes my anthropology degree weep.

[ChaoticYak]

@EmilyDNelson But the believability is rated as "very high"! That makes it right!

[RichterTheEternal]

Wow...Their pretending to be at a college football game and using reel footage of a actual game is really fooling us, huh? Sheesh! After seeing the budget they used on the guy in a gorilla suit at the beginning of the movie, ya really think they had the money to invest in taping their own football game for this movie? LOL

[Drowzeeking04]

They punted The Deer's head !!!!

[PirateLordRogan]

WE WILL MARCH INTO THE FORBIDDEN ZONE!

[MUHAHA323]

I find it funny that these are Arkansas fans and their clapping while the announcer is saying "holding penalty against the Razorbacks" like its a GOOD thing O.o

[SpitfireBoy86]

"Want this on your Klan account?"

[kittykatBflat]

THERE IT IS!

[Ryedudebrah]

Ok, call off your dogs.

[ChaoticYak]

We will march into the Forbidden Zone!

[Irkedmv]

We're going camping and you're gonna watch.

[SuperShelman]

@Irkedmv ... i was reading this as it said it.. just thought you should know..

[BionicTurtleWizard]

Why isn't that scrawny kid wearing a shirt?

[nocturned85]

"Here's where the legend works the night shift"

[dtek40k]

We will march into the forbidden zone!

[raineandrews]

Liberal!!!!

[bgsadler100]

lol "We're goin' campin' and your gonna watch."

[BlackAdam1231]

you know that dude in the bigfoot suit had to be roasting during the filming

[BlackAdam1231]

Charles B." In Over his head " Pierce rest in peace brother

[InterEDGE]

who was that skinny guy that just talked to me?

heres where the legend works the nightshift.

[kymmydanger]

The cheerleaders suggest that we go!

A bearded egg in a tie.

[wrightylee1982]

"boy i'm not continuing like i used to when i was a kid, i can tell ya"

genius

[TelevisionsFrank]

I am that wild man! Why do the smallest jokes in this show always make me laugh so damn much?

[megan2478]

@TelevisionsFrank I did the same thing! LOL!

[requiem4ameme]

I don't get this professor...one second he's talking about how"no one knows if it's a man or a creature" the next he's buying hollow point shells to hunt it with. Dude, you do realize that if it's a man...that's kinda murder?

[riversrising]

"Ironically, that was bambi's step mother"  haha

[KckStartMyHeart]

"...So, everyone wants to know..where the hell am I goin' with this??

"How would I know..*spin, spin, spin*

LOL..one of the best episodes EVER!

[Jackiechan39]

Someone would make a fortune if they sold "turquoise plastic pith helmets".

[michelle2008g]

is it my imagination or did the announcer say arkansas was playing tulsa? i'm from tulsa! =)

[rckandorroll]

"...and i will not call again." - has to be one of mike's best said lines. anytime i experience bad customer service somewhere i think of this.



[brooklynbred]

"We'rd goin campin and you're gonna watch" Lol

[ChaoticYak]

They took our advice and started winning!

[Gigrantula58]

"The stadium is built next to a giant Braun coffee grinder"

It wouldn't surprise me, it is Arkansas!

[KingOfUm]

This movie is bold enough to state the impossibility of finding Joe Average in a crowd of THOUSANDS and goes ahead and does it anyway.

[tripdefect87]

You wanna contirbute to our fund against northern aggression?

[BlueEyes7452]

I am that wild man.

[thomas070784]

I am that wild man. XD

[AeriaGl0ris]

"Ironically that was Bambi's stepmother."

[VisceralMajesty]

"We have attached our egos to you!!!"



[soberchimera61]

andy!

[timoteodeldesierto]

And I will not call again.

[RoseBowlHawk]

4 people don't believe in the Boggy Creek Creature.

[fullyhalfempy]

@RoseBowlHawk Oh yes they do, he haunts their dreams with his roaming hands , and calloused fingers.

[gatorbait20089]

[Jeep pulls into convinience station]

"This is where the legend works the night shift"

[uuuultra]

This is probably my 2nd favorite MST3k esisode.

My first is Squirm.

[RainshadowDesert]

It's a gazelle in a deer costume.

[jasondh22]

This is some yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnn­nnn snorrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeee movie.

[gigglesilly17]

ther it iS!

[gigglesilly17]

i heard THAT xD

[jets713]

1:10

It was the 3rd of December LOL

[gigglefeather801]

@jets713 my favorite quote for the whole first 30 minutes of this movie lol.

[RowBadMovies]

The Razorback hat lacks the quiet dignity of the cheese wedge.

[millenniumf1138]

Y;know it's funny: normally in these types of movies it's the *hicks* who believe in the monster and the *city folk* who laugh it off.

[LliamSantino]

I'm not sure if people from Fayetteville, Arkansas count as "city folk."

[pretorious700]

@LliamSantino It's all relative-in fact, all of Arkansas are relatives.

[CertifiedGooner729]

"We're going campin' and you're gonna watch."

[CertifiedGooner729]

"Look, I'm sorry I even bought it up."

[galaxyrock]

"Now I'm Bocephus."

[eltrompo83]

"mucky water! mucky water!"

[bozez1]

Just drove past boggy creek yesterday on the way back from Missouri. Laughed my bigfoot off.

[HueyRocks23]

"On the wings of a snow white dove...."

[Rampardo5]

"Bambi's mother taking a dip--OH MY GOD." "Eugh, she's having period through her mouth! Eugh!" "Hey you guys, don't talk about--I cant stand it. *puking noise*"

-MST3K Deleted scenes of Boggy Creek II

[htomsirveaux42]

@Rampardo5 That was just awful.

[imarrcuss]

"Tomb of the unknown cracker..." can't beat it!!

[MrVulgar1]

I wish they'd riffed The Town That Feared Sundown.

[Doifebag]

An armed, startled redneck running away? Man, this movie isn't based in reality at all.

[Kinemacolour]

Black Power!

[Plasticsoul]

"are you ready for some FOOTBALL?!"

[dracaler]

well it aint gonna work now Earl, he's standing right there!

[dracaler]

yes, do you sell turquoise plastic pith helmets...

Man thats funny, when you notice the helmet in the shot!!

[perplacymp]

I heard that!

[39tommyboy]

go oklahoma sooners. lol

[39tommyboy]

go oklahoma sooners !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!! therm razor backs dont ever get to a bowl game very often. poor guys they need to spend some money at that college and buy some good players like we did. oklahoma always goes to texas and pays top dollar for them guys. lol

[nocturned85]

Sir your fly is open I saw it from across the field.

[PyrozPlayground]

We're going campin' and you're gonna watch. XD

[ChaoticYak]

I just noticed that the smug professor's name is "Brian C. Lockhart" and he's played by Charles B. Pierce. Coincidence that the first two initials are reverse of the actor's name?

[ChaoticYak]

Wow, that antelope has a lot of degrees.

[HCShannon]

4 people are students at University of  Arkansas

[bretsteinmetz]

2:55 I swear that one of the announcers of the game is Pierce, I guess when you direct, produce, write, act, and fund your own crappy movie, you can do a Hitchcock and sneak in one more appearance. I think I just insulted hitchcocks name by mentioning it along side charlie's lol

[pretorious700]

@bretsteinmetz Unless you were referencing Robyn Hitchcock

[bretsteinmetz]

Is that Charles pierce playing the role as one of the game announcers too in his office radio? There's clearly two voices and one of them really sounds like the director/star/funder/producer/­and whatever the hell else he did in this crap of a movie.

[TheEpisteme]

Ignorant fool thinking a .30-30 would be a good choice of rifle to bring in case he were to run into bigfoot.

[Theburn77]

"Wanna contribute to the fund to fight against Northern aggression?" thats my favorite quote right there, lol

[waveali]

"The Tomb of the unknown cracker".... lmao

[cozyrat]

They're calling insane hogs?

[shadetreader]

"I'm going-- the cheerleaders' plan is working!"

[pretorious700]

I know it's not nice to speak ill of the deceased, but Charles B. Pierce is an idiot. Why would you go through all of the narrative questioning whether the creature is just a "myth" when you SHOWED IT IN THE FIRST SCENE OF THE FILM??!!!???

Also, Arkansas appears to exist in some pre-enlightened dark age.

[TheDeadhead76]

@pretorious700 lol ppl talked bad about chuck b. pierce when he was alive,why should being dead make a diffrence.

[Trancemaster2052]

HAHAHA I love the part with the spider on the web: "How would I know?! *spin spin spin*" lmao

[RowBadMovies]

The razorback hat lacks the quiet dignity of the cheese wedge

[RowBadMovies]

I'm gonna leave in the first quarter to beat the rush!

[TheLogicalGod]

on the wings of a snow white dove hahahahahaah

[silvertesh123]

At 7:10

"We're looking for the Boggy Creek Creature."

"I married her!"

I LOL'D so hard I cried!!!

[sleepyhollow783]

8:10 "You wanna contribute to our fund for the War Against Northern Agression?"

[dreadred92]

What happened to no shirt no service?

[CarolinaOcelot]

You want that on your Klan account?

[ChaoticYak]

"No one really knows."

Look, I'm sorry I even brought it up.

Suddenly, flying low under the radar, two armed egrets!

Just resuscitate the patient and I'll be there at the half!

[wastedapathy22]

"You want to contribute to our fund for the war against northern aggression?"

Hahahahaha X^D

[Dacfu]

I MARRIED HER!

[Dacfu]

I really dig the music in this movie

[RavnDream]

"It's a gazelle in a deer costume!"

[RavnDream]

"Ironically, that was Bambi's stepmother."

[Tyran1232]

Hey, the tomb of the unknown cracker!

[wastedapathy22]

"Black Power!"

I just about lost it when Mike said that! hahahaha

[Dulcimerist]

1:35 Look at that old coot!

[mechris7022]

"it was the third of September" Kevin fyi was an original temptation

"the cheerleaders suggest that we go!"

"we have attached our egos to you"

i get the impression mike has worn a cheese wedge hat b4

[watda74]

7:49 She's so beautiful. Even though she has been out of the public eye, I'm sure she's even lovlier now as women w/ strong features like hers never age.

[yaminousagi13]

Why is is none of these so called Arkansans actually have an accent? Or should I say, ahk-say-ent?

[thisiscowshit1001]

ANDY!

[ReThord]

*Funky synth plays* "It was the third of september!"

[xside666]

hahaha, tomb of the unknown cracker.

[throbbin87]

Their insane hogs??

[PerryPlanet]

Prized student in that she gets "C"s, but she's really cute!

[ChaoticYak]

They're punting the deer's head!

We have attached our egos to you!

[GusF]

"LIBERAL!"

[watda74]

Yep, Tim's still skinnier! lol

[eits1986]

/we have attached our egos to you!

[sexysadie1977]

"No one really knows." Look, I'm sorry I even brought it up.

[Wyatt19961212]

U guys down there arguing about the name of pop soda etc I call it pop (reasoni didn't hit reply I'm on an itouch)

[LonewolfSojourner]

You know you're in some screwed up country when Doc and his hick students get labeled as "City Folk"

[pretorious700]

@LonewolfSojourner Yeah, and what's stranger, there are other people in Arkansas who would consider those inbreds in the country store "city folk"...consider that for a frightening moment.

[VeryAngryCamel]

black power!

[vincentpricesnephew]

2:30 "a bearded egg in a tie"

[raineandrews]

"Black Power." LMAO. I randomly caught that.

"They're calling insane hogs??"

"I am that WILD MAN!"

"Hey...the tomb of the unknown cracker."

"You want this on your Klan account..."

"Okay, call off your dogs."

"You wanna contribute to our fund against Nothern Aggression."

"LIBERAL!!!"

[invasive]

And I will NOT call again.

[YouSuckNoJutsu]

"We're looking for the Boggy Creek Creature."

"AH MARRIED 'ER!! HEEE~"

[sweetmother2406]

What is with this music? The Tune of the Unknown Cracker, indeed.

[ChannelBluesy]

9:16 aww, so pretty. too bad it was cut in half. if someone can give that Servo and Crow serenade it's own clip on youtube I will be very happy

[boiledcrap]

We have a local monster here too. The Lake Worth Monster. I can't join the monster hunter group, the Texan accent makes the word "determine" sound stupid

[KryptoniteTearDrop]

let me alone you guys (said in a whimpering murmur)

[pretorious700]

His "prize" student eh? Hmmm, wonder what the prize was.

[TruKriegsaffeNo9]

Oh my God I've been to that stadium with an old friend. This is surreal as all hell...

[elusiverobertdenby]

"We're looking for for the Boggy Creek creature."

"I married her!"

[ChaoticYak]

The cheerleaders suggest that we go!

I'm going! The cheerleaders' plan is working!

[changyimei]

"Yes sir, i'm ready for some football."

"Hey the tomb of the unknown cracker!"

"Even this place has a good website"

"Do you have any puffy hats with filthy sayings?"

"Andy!"

[InterEDGE]

"how would i know?" (spin, spin, spin)

[SDChargersForever]

BTW, the hair at 7:17 is the greatest ever.

[SDChargersForever]

That had to be the first time anybody ever referred to them as "city folks." If those rubes in the store consider this group to be a bunch of city slickers, then they must consider people from cities like New York, LA or Chicago to be otherwordly creatures altogether. It explains why so many hicks think/claim they've had close encounters, when it was really just some tourist from Philly needing directions.

[ev8d8]

@SDChargersForever "And then he said he wanted a 'pop' whatever the hell that means, then he asked us why we was actin' so 'queeah' Had to be an alien!"

[pretorious700]

@ev8d8 "pop" is a soda in the south

[ev8d8]

@pretorious700 Being from the south, I can assure you that we do not call it "pop" and find it weird when people do. We call it soda or coke (even when its not Coca Cola, its weird).

[ButtersShadow]

@ev8d8 I am from Oklahoma and we call it pop.

[akje93]

@ev8d8 I know that us canadians call it pop! lol

[ChannelBluesy]

@ev8d8 I'm from Ohio and I call it soda. most of us from around here call it soda... a few call it coke

[pretorious700]

@ev8d8 That's interesting-I grew up in Georgia. I think the "pop" thing may be an outdated colloquialism.

[OzzyFan87]

I'm from Ohio and we call it pop and soda.