(Im)peach

[erikandfox]

I wonder how that shelf never broke from your boss falling over it every week.

[BobBepop]

theres no name like Ra in Malaysia. im from malaysia

[Dare2bDumb]

your boss was amazing

[dedicatedrr]

I think this was the first wheezywaiter video I watched, back in the day. Came over here because of Todd :P You haven't changed much, still just as funny :) (I sometimes miss free bagel fridays though, haha, your boss was great :P).

[echoxltu]

i love free bagel fridays!!!

[poentasticgurl]

wheezy, why u no use slap bracelet for excitement no more?

[ilovetodraw555]

woow the ratings on this video are insane!

[lazyminer99]

what does the toaster oven mean?

[TheBashyboy]

Whatever happened to your laugh inducing use of your slap bracelet?

[S4dist1cK]

lol, i live in Malaysia xD

[xznon1]

The boss got -Im-peached beyotch!

[subhash91]

I've lived in Malaysia my entire life, but the beards here friggin suck

[AngieMeows25]

wheezyy what is the song you used in the bit where you are punching your boss? XD how i love you.

[kobra867]

you have the best boss ever all those beatings and you somehow never get fired maybe you punch him so hard he always forgets

[scribbeller]

Pretentiousness two comments below me. vvv

Huh what? Who said that?

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[RageicaNiels]

Mis en scéne = light color location

not stuff in the background.

sorry just wanted to point that out ;) *ding*

[GregTheBarge]

Awesome

[lightanddarklove]

I miss free bagel friday...

[DonnDTD]

the first episode as a partner :D

[AMVoverlord]

i want free bagel friday to come back :(

[AlexLong1000]

You have the best boss ever...

[xznon1]

"IMpeached" that was fucking golden!

[Mani231290]

But... Your beard had an English accent! What happened? :(

[SuperEmjo]

I want to exorcise the demons from your past.

[idesireblue]

VAGINABEARD (< winker)

[meteoradew]

So i've started watching your videos from the beginning. Today i went to the movies and one of the pre roll ads was about Mise-en-scène... weird

[SpringImpact]

every friday your boss leats you do this to him... can i work there?

[ZEROcounit]

Keeps getting better and better. Wheezy 4: Boss 0- you'd think he'd learn by now.

[Mer1002]

"Impeached!" now that was fucking golden! I love you

[blogkustik]

I've been living in Malaysia since i was born but I didn't know that we got an ancient art of beard growing!! which hills did you go!?? I want to go and check it out!

[IvarHuisman]

Your boss is more like I'm Punched =D he rules

[ianmauche]

you kind of look like a paranoid hobo after doing the slap-bracelet part around 1:32 no offense

[lassefan]

"this is the mittened hand of God..." :P

[Robocheeseball701]

Wheezy's manic slap-bracelting was priceless in 1:33!

[northernlight45]

you're way too great hahha

i need to marry a guy like you

[stuckelini]

i love free bagel friday

[crimsong19]

The ending is golden!

[SaMiAM4490]

Wheezy,

So I was reading the do-blee-do and got really mad that you moved to Illinois and did not tell us!

But then my brain resumed function and I remembered that Chicago is IN Illinois... and I am no longer angry with you =)

So I, instead, decided to share this blond moment with you..

Love you Wheezy!

-Samantha

[jennabunnykins]

Seriously, how do you get your boss to participate in being punched in the face every Friday??!

[Buaam]

@jennabunnykins Maybe it's just not his boss dude..

[Thatcooltroll]

@Buaam Nah it is his boss. Long time beard lover knows all O.O

[simplyplainethan]

I thought i would make your comments a perfect 100

You'll thank me later

[Friendswobenefits]

we have the same coffee machine... mmmmm

[tokillanoob]

gotta love the slap bracelet and MITTEN HAND OF GOD!

[irishmuffin23]

thank you

[lainieinsaney]

i love the nostril-flaring snap bracelet WOO

[jazzyj890]

you look less wierd withou the beard, but your faces look more different in comparison.

[abcmole]

The secret to hair growth is the vitamin biotin, B7 and protein.

[realism18]

loved the pun.

Good luck with the beard growth.

[HatticusRex]

luck on the beard growing competition

:D

[nithin1997]

Did Chuck Norris train your beard?

[DanaEatsYou]

Hilarious as always.

[Ash9214]

you're amazing.

I can't wait for this contest between my two favorite bearded guys!

[theatreangelina]

I liked your (im)peach punch.

[Lotusisgreat]

ill miss mr. beard.

[WowKablamo]

Hahaha I'm so glad that I came across your channel

[mewpie85]

aww ur beard is going... :(.. and so is todds... so sad  but it'll be back

[obitoxitachi]

awesome! that was great. i loved the puns. they're always great. and poor beard...we'll miss you! good luck, wheezy! i think you've got this!~

[1912jackdawson1912]

be afraid toddly00, be very afraid

[bassownz]

I found a slap bracelet in my basement a few days ago and started laughing my ass off.

[THECreativeName]

I'm glad that I've seen the previous videos, so I was able to LoL extra hard ;)

[Miturtle]

sorry beard you gotta go .

ha

[shazukal]

no musical rugs today...

[SunscorchX]

All I took from this video was an empty, unfulfilled feeling of wonder concerning the metaphorical purpose behind the positioning of a toaster upon your burgeoning fever.

[PotterMoosh]

This is possibly the funniest comment I have ever seen on a YouTube video.

[pilocrates]

lovely as always you are

[atiugapmas1]

I want to (im)peach someone now...

[RahOhReplica]

LOL. that was brilliant.

and I honestly don't know. I feel like you're going to win, mr. waiter. although, this could be an underdog tale in which Todd rises up and wins.

[wheezywaiter]

underdog tales, heartwarming as they may be, are unlikely.

[RahOhReplica]

touche. plus, that would be too cheesy of an ending, eh?

still, it's going to be interesting. especially since Todd doesn't post videos erry day like you do :] so that'll be neat comparing the growth of epic beards.

i wonder if at the end, the winner will be so victorious that a lightning bolt will shoot out of his beard like he was mighty Zeus?

[hhmm89]

@wheezywaiter watch this video using the transcribe audio option. especially at 1:33. its hilarious!!!

[heyskater137]

@wheezywaiter this is hilarious after watching you win supernote.

[lalazeimalala]

hahah you punched him with a peach X D

sorry...

[rudesmurf]

i love your boss

[RoboFillet]

You've outdone yourself! Impeached!

[kristenality]

AHAHA that was amazing on so many levels!

[xXCatCrissAngelFanXx]

cant wait to watch the beard growth !! yeaaahh!!

[Maxxe4th]

the beard voice sounds like nathans.... is it him?

[girlsknow]

wondaful

[imzUnicorn]

Don't tell Todd, but I want you to win.

[WrittenInDork]

One day, you're boss will fight back. I say beware of that!

[ItTakesII]

That f*cking golden!

-Julian

P.S. I think there should be a sixth star rating and it should say "F*cking Golden" when you click it.

[jmerten5]

LOL!

[hahaXD4]

wow. so i am a new subscriber because of toddly00, but i gotta say this is my new favorite channel!!!!!

[neina5]

Your beard looks stronger then Todlys00. I haven't heard his beard talking. -_-

[P00P0STER0US]

Just knowing your boss has that kind of sense of humor makes me want to work wherever the hell you work. I'll make coffee all day. I'll even delouse the chairs every lunch hour.

[jhoney313]

Immmpeached! LAWLZ

Good luck!

[JohnsHouseofFun]

Oh Fridays...I live for boss beatings.

[lalaland6868]

brilliant as always!

You're so funny! ; )

haha good luck on the contest!

[catrific]

what a cute mitten ^_^

[legomyfrodo]

Ahahah! I love the slap bracelet. Good luck with the beard contest..and I liked the sound whenever there was cursing,lol.

[lovekimbra]

free bagle fridays are the best kind of fridays. who doesn't love a good round piece of bread with a hole in it?

[TChawlotte]

but...'mise en scène' doesn't mean 'background' in French, it means like... how a play or a movie is directed.

Those film students were wrong all along!

[Cohenism]

Your boss is such a jerk.

Giving free bagels to his employees...

I pray for your beardly victory.

[Toddly00]

. . . jake. . . . .

[Cohenism]

Sorry Todd, but how shameful would it be for an older man like wheezy to lose to a beard-growing miracle like yourself?

It's the classic John Henry tall-tale.

[girlofstarshollow]

if i travel to malaysia and learn the ancient art of beard growth.... can i get a beard too?? i mean like then i'll be a girl with a beard?? that would be so cool :)

[wheezywaiter]

in four thousand years, only one girl was accepted to be under Rah's tutelage. she was never to be seen or heard from again.

But hey, if you want to, go for it.

[caninecasey10]

@wheezywaiter What are you talking about?Shes known as the bearded lady.

[JRocker921]

hahaha i laugh my ass off every time you puch your boss.

[JRocker921]

and of course by puch i mean punch ;)

[JRocker921]

hahah bout the background

[MaryAnimated]

Wow..I think I'm going to have to actually vote upon how well your guys' beard growth does...because I can't decide based on my liking for either/or

o.o

[jdjdbig]

I love it when people take the time to talk about stuff in the background!!

[IMayLookCatLike]

I was saddened when I heard about Todd's beard but yours? This is tradgic! :(

G'luck though, what're ya gonna call us when you're beard-less!xO

[IsobelAndHannah]

My nonexsistant beard tells me you will win. :)

[Cadwaladr]

Good luck with the beard-growing. I think you're going to completely pwn Todd.

[Toddly00]

...whaaa?

[Cadwaladr]

You heard me.

I love you, Todd, but I think you've met your match.

[BiscuitDogMama]

WheezyWaiter for the win!!!!! Take that, Toddly00!!!!

[PickleMcPicklehiemer]

All the alliteration in this comment made me smile XD

[BiscuitDogMama]

LOL! I'm honestly happy!!! :)

[artvandelay13]

Nooooooooooo beardy!!!!! oh well, it'll be back by Tuesday :)

[Ashleylovesnerds]

Sorry Toddly00 you are gonna lose!

Go wheezywaiter! Because you are for sure going to win!

[pixonu]

lol. you sure 'Torte' him a lesson! (see what I did there?)

Toddly doesn't stand a chance. Where do I bet my monies? :)

[wheezywaiter]

you can direct deposit it into my account.

[limeydrum]

You better win.

[AlainaAvalanche]

I allready told Toddly that he's getting pwnd by your beard ;D

[wheezywaiter]

you are the most correct person on earth!

[Toddly00]

PSSHHH

we will see

[KBREeZy151]

It must suck getting punched in the face every friday.

But at least there's bagels.

[rjorgy]

Even though I would have never found you if it weren't for Toddly00, I will still be rooting for you in the beard growing competition! His follicles are no match for yours!! Give him hell!

[blath]

Hahahahaha. Did you see the senator that gave the thumbs down as he voted yes to oust Blagojavich?

[melodychef]

You kill me, but I hope your bad milk doesn't kill you. Feel better.

[0c4pnh4nk]

The titles for your vids are just Oh so pleasing.

[bandymurkholder]

again. so glad i subscribed.

[MusicIsFreedom42]

Ah, hilarious. Free Bagel Friday FTW.

[phampants]

HAHAHAHAHA!  2 Breakfast puns in 1 day. That's great!

[EricsEveryNewDay]

I must meet this man who teaches rapid beard growth. My beard does not grow at all.

[wheezywaiter]

it was a brutal journey. you are not ready. talk to me in three years.

[EricsEveryNewDay]

But, Master, I am ready now! I promise! Teach me your ways!

[wheezywaiter]

Patience is the first thing you must learn.

[Zynukthoom]

oi your brilliant man

[walllofweird]

i love that your boss lets you shove him into shelving every free bagel friday.

[wheezywaiter]

he actually wants to do it. I think I'm more worried about his safety than he is.

[walllofweird]

hahahaha. effing golden.

[CaptainWilhelm]

yayssssss beard comp

[0spazzy1]

haha. punny! i don't know about the beard-growing contest, though. you both have impressive displays of facial hair...

[mickeleh]

Laffs a plenty. Yeah.

[justanthy]

Can't wait for the contest! I have faith in your beard growing abilities.

[particularlylazy]

I love your beard.

[platospaceandtime]

yeeahhh

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