Abbe Loves Her Girlfriend

[IronMaidenPwnz]

NO CARROT STICK FOR YOU HEFFER!!! hahaha

[superblahmanofdoom]

She would make good wife.

[SmileFIN]

dang.. spot on :p

[christdaugherty]

I want to be your YouTube significant other...

[ophiuchi13]

DeMusliM

[TenchiSAWADA2796]

Demuslim's girlfriend. Win

[parkerandrecreation]

i'd love to be your friend :) and eat carrots with you all day!

[raphaeljesussr2]

wonderfull...

beautiful girl...

perfect girl...

XD...

[xXstalkinyourmomXx]

Fyckin amazing

[Shadowpuppet7x]

can you take your clothes off like thoughs girls your talking about tell us the difference between you and the girls your talking about. i like visual aid.

[MoralityFraud]

Thank you Timothydelaghetto.

[killomillionaire]

boobs....what?!..

[hades1102]

your voice changed =P

[angeldemon00]

I don't even like girls that don't eat, take their shirts off, and dance around. I judge a girl for her personality and looks (Cuz let's face it a paper bag over an ugly girl's face only lasts so long).Maybe you are that youtube girl that I want to become friends with, or even date. Too bad I'm 14. :P

[jrtman]

@angeldemon00 I find it hilarious that you were 9 years old when this video was made.

[angeldemon00]

@jrtman Haha. Yeeaah.

[BboyDee5]

Major truth right here...You do have some nice tits though, no offense

[HottBaba]

timothy de la ghetto

[KingSlayte]

but i like objectified dancing whores.. :( lol 

[azide101]

Tim sent me here.

[UcchishtaSharmen]

hey you wanna go out sometime?

[K4it3n]

timothy!!!

[lilmehtz69]

Timothy DeLaghetto sent me. btw, i can tell Jenna Marbles is your idol hahah

[KingWyn]

@lilmehtz69 JennaMarbles didn't even create her channel until 2010, this vid is from 2006...

[jjlwis]

dude, i remember this video too! oh wow... 5 years already flew by..

i bet most YT's don't know who lonelygirl15 is.

[PercyCardona]

I first saw this in 2006. Abbegirl was one of my first subscriptions. I never realized how important her vids were until her hiatus. This video brings back happy memories like an old song. Glad she's doing vids again, but nothing beats the classics; especially this particular one. This was my first Abbegirl kiss (so to speak). If there was a YouTube Hall of Fame, she'd be a first ballot inductee. Best of luck in everything & anything you decide to conquer Abbegirl.

[stbguitarist]

You're an angel. :'O

[bootiesz]

wow... not gonna lie, you are hot. but you are also funny! which is a rare combo...

[Infernalwolves]

its 2011 and i think you did a finnee job of having an objectified, meaningful audience with US... your devoted audience ^_^

[olternaut]

Classic.

[AvengerDK]

@abbegirl I don't know why you don't like this video. I think it's hilarious.

[asunsol]

she is naturally funny, where is she from??

[beboroc5]

dam u iz fine!!!!

[Candytoe]

You have awesome nice &white teath...

[tiara342009]

Abbe, you are GREAT!

I bet your parents love your videos. You have a great sense of humor.

You really should try to get into comedy acting.

[Hildolf72]

Your HOT! Abbe :)

[Quadbob101]

hahahahahaha i know too many women like that, right on the money! i couldnt stop laughing, well done!

[LKJPDUR]

Did you ever Have sex in your Life?

[marlintuna]

If you were President you'd be Babebraham Lincoln.

[fromdehjulsbro]

you sound like a really nice girl

[joeteafoe]

white teeth

[LongfeiP]

wow, nice boobs and teeth.

[LessThanThreeBullets]

lol

love the video

[RagnarThomasson]

Don't Stop Eating! Sonst werden deine Titten kleiner =D

[okxko]

i'm really very actually much much much much in love now.. lol

[BTLemming]

I think of popular female comedians like Sarah Silverman and Chelsea Handler, and wonder why they're famous. Then I see your videos and wonder why you're NOT! You've made me laugh more times in three minutes then those other two in entire seasons of their terrible shows. Nice work!

[SniperLeader]

lol nice...and most of it...is true...great job...5 stars :-)

[alissaduhjfk]

you are really cute, and have a really sweet, down-to-earth sense of humor (: keep up!

[jayc2586]

I'm becoming a fan . . . :S

[lenobaleno]

nice

[zekapekabg]

Girl, u r hilarious! lol :)))) I really like ya!

[bricknine]

VERY PRETTY TEETH!!!!!

[gkoydj]

wooooh~ You so hot~!

where are you?

yeah~!

[SeductiveUmbrella]

Lol. She's probably a HOEBAG.

[amunneheh]

girl, your my dream girl

if you could teach me capoiera that would finish it.

[stuffymuffy]

very funny stuff

[adisharr]

Nice job ;)

[abra228]

omg you are hot lol

[kailkat]

lol I laughed at the carrot stick part!

[BWF89]

"Sure you'll favorite the video but you won't subscribe with the intention of developing a meaningful YouTube relationship"

Lol.

[ArtemisJoe]

i love you

[JohanKH]

I would never subscribe to any personal video blog of any sort, Dancing around nude or not. Booring.

[fukeweup]

Holy CRAP!! you are funny, gorgeous, and quite the skilled editor- keep em coming!!!

[hannahpokie2]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hha!!!!!! imma check my youtube comments before i eat my lunch " only one carrot lmsao that was classic XDD

[OhMyFlipFlops]

Lmao

[bikerpro17]

that was some funny stuff

[F0Xe]

You have some serious issues!!

[111hannahmontana111]

HAHAH!

[musiqueroyale]

Damnit! Now I want a carrot.

[firstmonopolopolis]

You are sooo cute!!! And you're very switched on! Your points are spot on!

You Rock!!!

[howdoidototheeworld]

your hot

[KidKayos09]

1 ? what r u on? 2 ? WHAT 3 ? HUH ^_^

[bustedmatt2006]

LOL

[OutcastTheatre]

"no carrot stick for you"....BAH HA HA HA!!

very clever and creative stuff.

[kings1111111121]

I just jizzed in my pants

[WindW3]

hi _(///+_+)_ like my smiley

you should make a vid about smileys

hahaha 5 stars on all your vids

[Legentleman13]

Ha, ha XD.. you are so funny, you make me smile ^^

[jessblay20]

no carrot stick for you heffer..haha this is funny!

[fredkreuger13]

You look like a physic teacher at the end XD

[cyrano95]

fucking hilarious... add one more to the subscribers notch

[Glr31]

Yes she is HILARIOUS !!!

[plouuvfra]

i was glad you weren't kissing other girls actually. you remind me of some of the girls i never got on with at school. and wondered if i missed out on something. i kinda think i did...

[courtesyofcassidy]

Stop pretending you're not exactly like the girls you're making fun of.

[h3ll0mys0n]

be the slut 1 not the funny 1

[min4m31sc0rY]

lol i loved this video it made me life for about 2 hours but then i watched it again and there was 4 hours of wasted time.

but the message is pretty much true

[fatalblade17]

lol

[CylonFracker1]

Hehehe I loved this it was genius!! It shows you did put a lot of thought into it, and twas a very well supported argument.

[dkidzerob]

hahah fuckin righteous.... thats some funny shit....

[mucepheitv]

"OBJECTIFIED" LIKE OMG, etc...

Gosh... can I just marry you forthwith and skip all the sentimentality? We shall live in a manor house with a-hundred servants and be exalted throughout the land!!! :p

Sort of...

On a more serious note, you're a very funny vlogger/blogger/logger/dogger-­echo-foxtrot-charlie ok I'm sorry about that....

Gracias

Mattasses

[awesomlycoolfriends]

lol this is so funny i luff your vids

[souldistortion25]

HAhaah your videos are so great and straight forward fuck the haters you are hilarious in a unique way. and all of this is so true i love it.

[ericou812]

very funny video abbe

[pretendwedontexist]

"no carrot sticks for you, heffer!" lmfao!

[mondogay]

My penis wants a meaningful relationship with your vagina...

[Alex71093]

Nice choice...

[Jebemmelb]

id fuck u in the arse if u were in australia

[boltonchadd]

You want comedy search me "paddy mcguiness the dark side"

[koripockies]

how much that teeth cost u?

[koslavor]

you alright for a white girl

[scrumpy4444]

Why did you go :/

[SNOWYLADY]

You are so funny! like a mix between Kirsten Bell and the chick that played andi on dawson's creek

[epyonsk8r]

they're prob ho bags

[Zalmfilet]

Do you bleach your teeth?

[emyrosepetal]

LOL!

i love this movie! its true!

i find it funny how sooo many peaople have commented with just... your hott! the whole point of your vid was that u werent like that!stupid!!

keep it up, love your videos!

Emily Rose X

[susnmcleod]

no one wants to be your friend and you are fat and you say toob instead of choobe.

[xsmokss]

uhmnn/...好き　やない　な。no me gusta tu sentido del humor muy comun pero..se podrias ser mas funny..well...u still cute...

[kittyKat130]

i love u teeth!

[srilankagangster]

hahaha lololololol

[Unreal3man]

ooo shes a hotty

[Ayezly]

lol, nice.

[chufuss]

Did those tits say something?

[meowmixX23]

HAAHHA lol ur hilarious!

XX

[InfinityUnlimited]

omg ur hawt lol

[Bobzeaux]

Oh dear.... *lol*

[Bobzeaux]

Does no one else see the irony in this vid? She criticizes the myriad of youtube strippers and whores who live for "OMG, UR HAWT!!!!!" comments, and those are the only sort of comments that she gets as a result of being especially attractive.

[mindfulmusic78]

good times!

[Copcarman]

*sniff* NO CARROT STICK FOR YOU HEFFER!

heh. With this video, i'm totally starting a youtube relationship!

[zerox1029]

lol good vidio, better facts were never spooken ( sorry for spelling)

[knoxville316]

bahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah­ she's rite

[1silversword]

lol the fan was funny

[iamstrongerthanmensa]

I really like this video, especially the impression of the cyber-fan whose life you've changed! And I'm amused that half the comments are still of the "yR HOT!!!!" variety...

[whatscurry]

omgahhhh ur cute

[AcePilot101]

Maybe you could quote 19th Century poetry?

Hmm..just a thought.

Or you could learn to juggle.

lol

[fishybeastthingy]

well at least u no the truth and r not ugly =D

[phillerup388]

hilarious i love it

[chopperwtfreed]

HOT!

[vampier886311]

i totally agree with you.. sigh!?

[discdrag]

No need to make fun of HoBags. It's down right Bag-ist! and I have no tolerance for Bag-ists.

Mad Props!

[justwatching1980]

ennunciation reminds me of ze frank

[uns66]

hot so hooot

[uns66]

hot hotter than hell

[EDiTstudios]

lol ur very pretty and funny, i'd date you in a heart beat. x

[tetris25andrumb0]

owbage vid, lay dem hoes down babe:D rock on!

[killsX]

damn ur so hot and cute :P

[Despoilah]

Date would not be possible, but I would see you as a good friend, To be honest I find your videos very entertaining !

And you made a very good point, I always find it funny that woman can tell it as it is while we men have such a hard time saying it while its burning a hole in our brains. if they are present at least.

+1 for you and kudos.

[tupfbussis]

fucking hot tits! god I bet you are such a good shag! next time take off your clothes for real and stick a big dildo up ur pussy!

[whataguychris]

wow i would actually marry you i would date you :) xxxx

[xPictureSoPretty]

You're great.

Especially about all the youtube hoes that get naked and stuff for views :/

You're really smart but still make everything really hilarious in your videos.

SUBSCRIBED!

XD

xxxxx

[mousepotato64]

Ok ok, I'll subscribe, stop begging.

I don't know how old you are but you have wisdom way beyond your years. You nailed those booty shakin hos DOWN. No conflict, boring.

Oh yeah and you are pretty hot too. I mean like seriously hot.

[dusty0732]

are u a lesbian?why do ladies want a date with you?

[cascadaaaaa]

I love how truthful your videos are, yet you still somehow make them funny!

[RosebudOfCane]

When you said "meaningful YouTube relationship", I fell out of my chair. Yes, I think I will subscribe. You are hilarious--and quite right about "horny youtubers".

By the bye, I just popped in from Katers17's channel, and I would not have subscribed if not for her mention of you. So, when you're a celebrity with fifty million subscribers, remember to send her a soda... or something.

~Ben

[klyngster]

Abbelicious!

[darkram13]

This is hilarious!

[guitar87tommy]

YOUR HOT

[lanaface2011]

hahaha ur hilarious.u speak the truth

[AD3L3XX]

HAHA ur soo funny =]

[emyrosepetal]

OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS! and sooo true! keep up the good work! XD Emy xxx

[dulljester]

LMAO!!! Your my hero

oh god funniest stuff ever

your videos are really good

keep up the awesome work!

[dimebaff]

woah! your hot, when do u take your cloths off lol, haha no really!

[kaybaby1127]

ha this is hilarious.

[wtftoytruck]

whats the point in this?

tits or GTFO

[hfishmuck]

your too funny

[Floodinglake]

I actully think you looked hot when you were dressed nerdy.

=P

XD

Nice smile.

[lilkilik]

Lol good points.

And I agree with the comments below.. you are beautiful. Lol.

You have a nice smile :D

[zioalzen]

you're very beautiful...compliment..

[calichevylover]

sssoo freakin beauitful and intelligent and sso cute!

[Kimiko11111]

WAAAAA!!!! I WISH I WERE AS PRETTY AS YOUUUU!!!!! (seriously! youre gorgeous!!!)

[ady118]

Lovely stuff!

[fui2468]

you rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[janotechnik]

seriously true true, you`ve got brain, pretty. peace

[kbpika]

i'll say your hot! this can be a start of a beautiful YouTube relationship. lol

[SugarCookie93]

lol!...no carrot stick for you heifer!

[mkarnicki]

That was fun :) You have nice smile. And I like your white & shiny teeth  ^ ^

[Broatch6]

and who says abbegirl is just another pretty face on YouTube?

[dianasatyr]

Smart and hott--is there any finer combination than that???

[ohthatsdamned]

I love your posts funny in a smart way

[bloodyitachi]

DUDE, your hot.

[FstandsforFina]

Good vid. And she's hot.