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  • the bible is correct, the story of christ is very much related. if evolution is true, what invented evolution, god perhaps?

  • @beanriffs

    "the bible is correct, "

    No it is not.

    ". if evolution is true, what invented evolution, god perhaps?"

    Not the god of the bible according to the bible.

  • Lulz.

  • Monkey's (pop)!

    They where f**king idiots to start with.LOL

  • ..."One Tuesday, monkeys happened......." LMAO

  • i believe that god was our creater not no fony evolution

  • I Love the part about Darwin's Beard, Kinda like Marx and Engels, They just look like wise men, lol.

  • That proves evolution is a fraud.

    The Bible is true.

    We have a Maker who is the Lord our God.

    End of story.

    The ordered functions of hydrogen and most of the most common elements have in life forms requires a Maker who is all kowing, all powerful and able to stretch out the fabric of time and space so that the elements work in life forms being ordered by the function that these essential elements were made with by the Maker. There is no other evidence of any other maker.

    watch?v=lEledPONpkQ

  • @JungleJargon You are an idiot.

  • My Opinion:

    How can we trust the bible to know how the earth and humans came to be when the bible was written by humans that couldn't have possibly known how the earth and people came to be because they weren't there watching, no! They didn't even exist!

    Plus: The bible was written completely by men who thought women were just things to make work, similar to slaves, that had no place in the modern society! In the bible women mean nothing, and that is WRONG!

  • @tushvdv THANK U! 100% TRUTH THERE, they will come up with some story about a "god" like figure told them these things and they written it in the bible..but i agree with you..it is wrong, women are as equal as us men. :)

  • DUMB!!!

    DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB....DUMB!!!

  • the bible was written by man not god and not exact he said the evolution had a big ass whole in it and thats where came from i don think we came from monkeys i think we came from god but thats my opinyon(sorry for spelling and grammar im only 12)

  • If you came from soup? than I cannot trust your lectures 

  • In The Name of Allah(God) The Most Gracious The Most Merciful

    21:(32) And We have made the heavens as a canopy well guarded: yet do they turn away from the Signs which these things (point to)!

    (33) It is He Who created the Night and the Day, and the sun and the moon: all (the celestial bodies) swim along, each in its rounded course."

  • The test of any theory is whether or not it provides answers to basic questions. Some well-meaning but misguided people think evolution is a reasonable theory to explain man’s questions about the universe. Evolution is not a good theory—it is just a pagan religion masquerading as science.

  • @SwordofSpirit1 err which basic questions does the theory of gravitation answer? and why should it be a "better" theory than evolution? theories can be true or not, they can't be good or evil!

  • @DaMastaOfRoad basic questions of gravitation: why can't i f*kcing fly!!!

  • Don't comment with your own opinion, no one gives a fuck

  • A creative video. I laughed the entire time. Good thing I already finished my milk. ^^;

  • Adam and eve is a fairy tail.its called being BRAINWASHED..the earth is older than 6 thousand years, it is about 4.5 BILLION years old...so "maybe" god created it back then, but why would anyone in IN THEIR RIGHT MIND believe that it is only 6 thousand years old? are YOU smarter than an ARCHEOLOGIST? the bible was written before people even knew the earth was round...HOW CAN YOU BURN IN HELL IF YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD?to me, "burn in hell" is a figure of speach, and if you dont like it, go pray

  • DRIBBLE!

  • hey i have a question for you evolutoinist you say the bible is fake because you dont

    see god ok im going to put this out htere ok we came see air but we can feel it right

    that how the sprit of the lord is and let me tell you guys something evolution is so real!!!!! then why arent we reproducing apes any why are there still apes and also fish huh tell me that and for one thing

  • @marcus85x

    " for you evolutoinist you say the bible is fake"

    Biology, math, history and every other science prove the bible wrong.

    "came see air but we can feel it right"

    Hmm care to provide

    evidence your god exists?

    it did it?

    "then why arent we reproducing apes any why are there still apes and also fish"

    Because you are an ignornat god pretender and dont know anything about science.

  • @marcus85x You're an idiot, I'm sorry just a plain idiot.

  • Evolution is a nice theory but it leaves too much untold.

    It's not thorough enough even with the many years it has been thought of.

  • @Zayin1993 "Evolution is a nice theory but it leaves too much untold. It's not thorough enough even with the many years it has been thought of."

    -The theory of gravity is much older and we still dont know what cause mass to attract mass!

  • @Zayin1993

    That is true. Evolution has many gaps and in some instances where we may never find everything.

    However, to many of us, the Bible holds even more gaps than Evolution does.

    And yes, it is a theory. But just not the kind of theory you might think it is. If you know anything about the English language, then you would know that words can have more than one meaning. Scientific "theory" is different from the "theory" that means 'guess'.

  • "The Story of Evolution"

    Found in the fiction isle in every library.

  • @fivepointbaptist, You do realise this video is a joke. The sad thing is that it's more reasonable the creationism. Oh well.

  • The theory is that we came from apes.

  • Those of us who understand the factuality of evolution, have no need of showing these idiots how, why or that it occurred....It's a matter of natural selection...There children will, or will not be taught the way the world actually works...If they are taught that Jesus will come back from heaven to save them/burn us, then they are less likely to be successful, therefor giving our children an evolutionary advantage..

    This is now my position, I'm sick of explaining.

    I draw pictures of the prophet

  • you should be careful of .. err.. evil doing things, or else A UNICORN WILL JUMP OUT OF YOUR CUP AND IMPALE YOU!!

  • This is funny...Although unsurprisingly the irony is lost on creationists, who leave serious comments on it's validity.

    Creationists don't do comedy...Otherwise they would see the funny side of their bronze age drivel.

  • FizzyChimp i would not talk about that to the bible god makes it very clear that if you call anything satanic that is actually holy something horrible will happen to you eventually and i would repent if i were you because you will burn in hell forever and ever...........

  • To know where we came from is always interesting and this one is very amusing and well done.

  • I see it like...

    For the cause of life in it's existance sort of speak or changes (evolution). You got 4 kinda possibilities. God, Evolution, E.T.'s, beyond understanding or it just happened (works for people with no curiosity)...

  • This is wrong, I hope this is a parody.

  • This is exactly how everything happened.

  • u see,evolution is so false, i know thats not exactly how,but wheres the proof we came from monkeys

  • Blueseraph-- there is no proof that we came from monkeys, b/c we didn't. However, humans and monkeys do share a common ancestor. And, the proof for this is documented in thousands of peer reviewed scientific journals and publications.

  • @acfacf4321 I meant to upthumb dammit!!

  • @acfacf4321 really, where is this proof and what was the common ancestors name?

  • @Hammerfest08 The proof has been found under African soil and the common ancestor is called Australopithecus. It's ok to claim the evidence was put there by god, but denying it even exists will only make you look foolish and ignorant (which I'm sure you're not).

  • As new information cannot come by accident all this is pure nonsense.

  • I meant evolved in the other comment i did i was rushing.

  • heres the tale of earth.

    4.4billion years ago, our earth was hit by a planet called fear. a chunk became our moon and eventully, the seas were formed. Fish involved too. soon, the fish left the sea to live on land and the dinosaurs involved. 160million years later a meteor came. soon primates involved and we did.

  • It takes more faith to believe in evolution than creation.

  • watch?v=uDleaY8wrOE

  • If human beings came from Primates such as monkeys and apes, then please explain to me why they haven't continued to evolved? In other words, why are human beings very distinct from primates if we came from them? And why are primates still the same?

    It is such a rediculus idea and theory, and all it requires is for one to put on his thinking cap! Evolution is such a farce. God created the universe and every thing it as He is the "First Cause"!

  • we evolve everday if u havent noticed everyday something changes such as our high like pople back in the 1800s they were freaken short as hell but in 100 years we could be extremely tall and our lifespands in 100 years maybe u can live up to like 160 that is evoling and i doubt in 100 years we will look like what we do know

  • This is such a stupid comment that you have to be joking.

    Humans, monkeys and apes share a common ancestor. Ergo, each evolved from that (Australopithecus, I believe).

  • Easy: we continue to evolve, just you can't see cos the process is slow. And please, we didn't evolve from these exact primates you see in the zoo, we evolved from ancient primates which also produced these primates that you see in the zoo, capisci?

  • Oh, it's a little simple thing . . . because humans ARE APES. Humans didn't evolve from apes. Apes and humans evolved from a COMMON ANCESTOR around seven million years age. Look it up. Your agrument is the same as asking "If Americans descended from Europeans, why are there still Europeans?" Use come common sense.

  • there is no common sense when you have dogma... I dont get it. How is ignorance and stupididty proof that evolution is not true?? FUCKING RETARDS ABOUND!

  • read the bible and tell me one story that isnt true!

  • ... Genesis?

  • The porkie about Jonah and the fish/whale is a good start. I wouldn't be too confident about the burning bush, Moses' staff turning into a snake, every species cramming into a boat, trumpets toppling city walls, women turning into pillars of salt, people living for 900 years, lions allowing young men to pull thorns from their feet, Caine and Abel actually finding wives, virgin births, turning water to wine and so on and so forth.

  • gfhgfhg

  • Awesome video!

  • That gave me a good laugh

  • humerous......and educational

  • thats fuckin hilarious

  • i was in stitches at 'we know this to be dribble'

    queue massive 'DRIBBLE' stamp

  • you need to watch

    "100 reason why evolution is stupid" on google videos.

    it explains why the theory of evolution is stupid! your gonna be surprised

  • "it explains why the theory of evolution is stupid! your gonna be surprised"

    Yeah! All those scientists with their PhD's are stupid!

  • Haha, My biology teacher actually showed this in biology class today, which was awesome.

  • I just watched about 6 hours of monty python and walking with monsters. This sits perfectly in between. Lol and thank you

  • 1:16 Hahahahhahaahahhaha Hilarious

  • That's great..lol...Can't disprove Darwin

  • love it!!!!

  • that was fuckign awesommmeeeee

  • lol like hell

  • Soon we will all evolve into our higher calling, "the space monkey".

    No really, what happened to our tails if we evolved cause I would not have let my tail de-evolve I would have used it cause it would be much more fun and more useful to have a tail for balance and usage as a 3rd arm.

  • Unfortunately evolution doesn't care about what you think is cool. :( What happened to our tails: they shrunk into a tailbone. We still have some of the DNA to make tails though, which is why very rarely babies are born with tails. Sometimes just little stumps, sometimes a full tail complete with bones, muscle, and voluntary control. This is called an "atavism". Other such atavisms are snakes born with partial legs, or chickens with teeth, etc.

  • I call it, "evolution:the big lie"

    There is no evidence we once had tails.

    DNA disproves macro evolution by mutation.

    If a new species is to evolve from an old one, two conditions have to hold. They must apply to any stage in evolution.

    1. An adaptation that adds information to the genome can always arise through a change in a single nucleotide:

    2. At each stage of evolution there are about a million nucleotides in which a change will satisfy the first assumption.

  • lol? "no evidence for tails"? how about tailbone? why would god create something not useful to us that backs up theories of "those evil scientists"

  • Several major back bones are connected to the tail bone, my good sir. If it were truly useless, try cutting it out, and then tell me how you function.

    Oh, wait, it's NOT useless after all? Oh, why, that makes perfect sense for God to create us with one... hm... maybe I'm onto something here...

  • thats retarded

  • Explained better by evolution. The vestigial tale itself is useless.

  • fool! did'nt you watch the video? Charles darwin invented evolution and because he has a beard you must trust him!

  • haha thats pretty funny

  • too funny!!

    good job.

  • science is good. evolution is not. evloution is not science. it is a THEORY! kids are being taught evolution as if it is a fact, well its not.

  • andlnn: Do you know what a theory is? It's a fact that the earth is orbiting around the sun, but it is still a part of a theory. A theory is a word for the most proven and validated hypothesis. That is in fact the highest form a hyptothesis can reach. The only thing that can reach above that, is mathematics. Evolution is proven enough for scientists to see that it really is the most logical explanation. Over the 150 years the theory existed, NO discovery has ever falsified it, only supported it.

  • Theories are EXPLANATIONS supported by all the available evidence and are the ultimate goal of science.

    Fuck you're dumb.

  • Laws of physics are a theory as well...

  • And a theory in science is a module with evidence backing it.

  • Read a science book if you want to know that. Not the f..ing "Bible". "Bible" is a fairy tale, nothing more. Science is real.

  • @winterstellar

    I think what you just said is very disrespectful to christians the Bible is very important and it tells you how the earth was created from a religious point of view no one knows how the earth came about but we all have our opinions.

  • @myworld1112 "no one knows how the earth came about but we all have our opinions."

    -Science have a pretty good idea how the earth came about, using what we know about the universe. Religion, on the other hand, just make crap up without evidence and tell people to accept it without questions.

  • @winterstellar Tell that to the covenant! XD

  • @winterstellar Tell that to the Covenant! XD

  • @winterstellar tell that to the man who made us

  • @tailskid101 Which man was that? Doctor Frankenstein?

  • how can a single cell germ envlove into a billion celled human and theres proof that the world aint even 1million years old

  • marinesniperj: What kind of weird logic is that? Do you mean that it "sounds impossible" and therefore isn't true? Biology isn't a simple and easy science. Just because you dont understand it doesn't make it wrong. It "sound weird" that a single microscopical sperm and an egg can become for example the worlds greatest musician if you add 20 years. That doesn't make it false.

  • Six trillion celled actually sorry.

  • Bravo 5 stars!

  • This is got to be the best video on YT

  • "Well good"

  • oh so your saying that matter by it self decided to become a cell then turn in to a fish that would later reason(by the way animals can't reason) to get out of the water and turn into a land animal etc.. are you stupid look into things before believing them matter does not turn into cell nor does it reason.Cells cannot be a reaction and things can't evolve why you say becouse animals do what they are suposed to do they don't think to become better they think reproduce therefore you lose.

  • read a book with some merit. the bible doesn't have any so don't bother with that one.

  • GuitarHawk777--I can't really tell wtf you're trying to say because your spelling and grammar are so bad, but does a cell need to think to adapt? Have you ever heard of animal breeding?  You know, for example, mating a certain dog with another certain dog to isolate desired qualities in the puppies. You know, evolution?

  • Darwin had a beard, which means we can trust what he said.

  • Whoever gave you a bad comment rating should be banned. Xikaze- I give you +12.

    "He only had one thing you haven't got."

    "What's that?"

    "A BIG BUSHY BEARD!"

    - Hot Fuzz

  • "but where did all this shit come from?" rofl!

  • Love the titles. Very much like the original BBC Hitchhiker's guide. Keep doing what you're doing, you've got talent.

  • Whoever is insulted by this is completely stupid.

    Well done! That was hilarious!

  • I don't know what you were trying to say here but I love this video!

  • I just love how creationists, or "theists" in general, feel so attacked by satire, that they have to put a whole hearted defense and attack against evolution into their response.... learn to laugh!

  • nooo,you are wrong

    monkeys dident evolve to humans

    darwin evolved to humans

    that's what he meaned "secretly" by the name of his book

    the origin of species

    by charles darwin

    now,delete "species" and "by"

    what you get?

    the origin of charles darwin

    hehehe,i exposed the code of darwin

  • That was fucking awesome!

  • Haha that was pretty funny!

  • This was pretty damn funny. If you like this sort of thing, look for the Look Around You BBC fake science series.

    (Although, keep in mind, these sort of mock science videos should not be seen as reflections of the ridiculousness of real science, which is significantly more credible and boring.)

  • This is awesome! It just shows how mutation is a load of crap!

  • moron, who says the hand of God isn't the mutation itself? Its wrong of you to claim to completely understand God's plan.

  • Funny. I like it. Sarcasm. Yum.

    My T-Rex ate your Jesus-fish... at

    MyInvisibleFriend dot com

  • ha ha ha

    TOp video

  • lol,  Darwin Train

  • hilarious

  • Genius

  • Very good...the Crystal Maze was certainly worth climing down from the trees for.

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