The ordered functions of hydrogen and most of the most common elements have in life forms requires a Maker who is all kowing, all powerful and able to stretch out the fabric of time and space so that the elements work in life forms being ordered by the function that these essential elements were made with by the Maker. There is no other evidence of any other maker.
How can we trust the bible to know how the earth and humans came to be when the bible was written by humans that couldn't have possibly known how the earth and people came to be because they weren't there watching, no! They didn't even exist!
Plus: The bible was written completely by men who thought women were just things to make work, similar to slaves, that had no place in the modern society! In the bible women mean nothing, and that is WRONG!
@tushvdv THANK U! 100% TRUTH THERE, they will come up with some story about a "god" like figure told them these things and they written it in the bible..but i agree with you..it is wrong, women are as equal as us men. :)
the bible was written by man not god and not exact he said the evolution had a big ass whole in it and thats where came from i don think we came from monkeys i think we came from god but thats my opinyon(sorry for spelling and grammar im only 12)
The test of any theory is whether or not it provides answers to basic questions. Some well-meaning but misguided people think evolution is a reasonable theory to explain man’s questions about the universe. Evolution is not a good theory—it is just a pagan religion masquerading as science.
@SwordofSpirit1 err which basic questions does the theory of gravitation answer? and why should it be a "better" theory than evolution? theories can be true or not, they can't be good or evil!
Adam and eve is a fairy tail.its called being BRAINWASHED..the earth is older than 6 thousand years, it is about 4.5 BILLION years old...so "maybe" god created it back then, but why would anyone in IN THEIR RIGHT MIND believe that it is only 6 thousand years old? are YOU smarter than an ARCHEOLOGIST? the bible was written before people even knew the earth was round...HOW CAN YOU BURN IN HELL IF YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD?to me, "burn in hell" is a figure of speach, and if you dont like it, go pray
hey i have a question for you evolutoinist you say the bible is fake because you dont
see god ok im going to put this out htere ok we came see air but we can feel it right
that how the sprit of the lord is and let me tell you guys something evolution is so real!!!!! then why arent we reproducing apes any why are there still apes and also fish huh tell me that and for one thing
That is true. Evolution has many gaps and in some instances where we may never find everything.
However, to many of us, the Bible holds even more gaps than Evolution does.
And yes, it is a theory. But just not the kind of theory you might think it is. If you know anything about the English language, then you would know that words can have more than one meaning. Scientific "theory" is different from the "theory" that means 'guess'.
Those of us who understand the factuality of evolution, have no need of showing these idiots how, why or that it occurred....It's a matter of natural selection...There children will, or will not be taught the way the world actually works...If they are taught that Jesus will come back from heaven to save them/burn us, then they are less likely to be successful, therefor giving our children an evolutionary advantage..
FizzyChimp i would not talk about that to the bible god makes it very clear that if you call anything satanic that is actually holy something horrible will happen to you eventually and i would repent if i were you because you will burn in hell forever and ever...........
For the cause of life in it's existance sort of speak or changes (evolution). You got 4 kinda possibilities. God, Evolution, E.T.'s, beyond understanding or it just happened (works for people with no curiosity)...
Blueseraph-- there is no proof that we came from monkeys, b/c we didn't. However, humans and monkeys do share a common ancestor. And, the proof for this is documented in thousands of peer reviewed scientific journals and publications.
@Hammerfest08 The proof has been found under African soil and the common ancestor is called Australopithecus. It's ok to claim the evidence was put there by god, but denying it even exists will only make you look foolish and ignorant (which I'm sure you're not).
4.4billion years ago, our earth was hit by a planet called fear. a chunk became our moon and eventully, the seas were formed. Fish involved too. soon, the fish left the sea to live on land and the dinosaurs involved. 160million years later a meteor came. soon primates involved and we did.
If human beings came from Primates such as monkeys and apes, then please explain to me why they haven't continued to evolved? In other words, why are human beings very distinct from primates if we came from them? And why are primates still the same?
It is such a rediculus idea and theory, and all it requires is for one to put on his thinking cap! Evolution is such a farce. God created the universe and every thing it as He is the "First Cause"!
we evolve everday if u havent noticed everyday something changes such as our high like pople back in the 1800s they were freaken short as hell but in 100 years we could be extremely tall and our lifespands in 100 years maybe u can live up to like 160 that is evoling and i doubt in 100 years we will look like what we do know
Easy: we continue to evolve, just you can't see cos the process is slow. And please, we didn't evolve from these exact primates you see in the zoo, we evolved from ancient primates which also produced these primates that you see in the zoo, capisci?
Oh, it's a little simple thing . . . because humans ARE APES. Humans didn't evolve from apes. Apes and humans evolved from a COMMON ANCESTOR around seven million years age. Look it up. Your agrument is the same as asking "If Americans descended from Europeans, why are there still Europeans?" Use come common sense.
there is no common sense when you have dogma... I dont get it. How is ignorance and stupididty proof that evolution is not true?? FUCKING RETARDS ABOUND!
The porkie about Jonah and the fish/whale is a good start. I wouldn't be too confident about the burning bush, Moses' staff turning into a snake, every species cramming into a boat, trumpets toppling city walls, women turning into pillars of salt, people living for 900 years, lions allowing young men to pull thorns from their feet, Caine and Abel actually finding wives, virgin births, turning water to wine and so on and so forth.
Soon we will all evolve into our higher calling, "the space monkey".
No really, what happened to our tails if we evolved cause I would not have let my tail de-evolve I would have used it cause it would be much more fun and more useful to have a tail for balance and usage as a 3rd arm.
Unfortunately evolution doesn't care about what you think is cool. :( What happened to our tails: they shrunk into a tailbone. We still have some of the DNA to make tails though, which is why very rarely babies are born with tails. Sometimes just little stumps, sometimes a full tail complete with bones, muscle, and voluntary control. This is called an "atavism". Other such atavisms are snakes born with partial legs, or chickens with teeth, etc.
andlnn: Do you know what a theory is? It's a fact that the earth is orbiting around the sun, but it is still a part of a theory. A theory is a word for the most proven and validated hypothesis. That is in fact the highest form a hyptothesis can reach. The only thing that can reach above that, is mathematics. Evolution is proven enough for scientists to see that it really is the most logical explanation. Over the 150 years the theory existed, NO discovery has ever falsified it, only supported it.
I think what you just said is very disrespectful to christians the Bible is very important and it tells you how the earth was created from a religious point of view no one knows how the earth came about but we all have our opinions.
@myworld1112 "no one knows how the earth came about but we all have our opinions."
-Science have a pretty good idea how the earth came about, using what we know about the universe. Religion, on the other hand, just make crap up without evidence and tell people to accept it without questions.
marinesniperj: What kind of weird logic is that? Do you mean that it "sounds impossible" and therefore isn't true? Biology isn't a simple and easy science. Just because you dont understand it doesn't make it wrong. It "sound weird" that a single microscopical sperm and an egg can become for example the worlds greatest musician if you add 20 years. That doesn't make it false.
oh so your saying that matter by it self decided to become a cell then turn in to a fish that would later reason(by the way animals can't reason) to get out of the water and turn into a land animal etc.. are you stupid look into things before believing them matter does not turn into cell nor does it reason.Cells cannot be a reaction and things can't evolve why you say becouse animals do what they are suposed to do they don't think to become better they think reproduce therefore you lose.
GuitarHawk777--I can't really tell wtf you're trying to say because your spelling and grammar are so bad, but does a cell need to think to adapt? Have you ever heard of animal breeding? You know, for example, mating a certain dog with another certain dog to isolate desired qualities in the puppies. You know, evolution?
I just love how creationists, or "theists" in general, feel so attacked by satire, that they have to put a whole hearted defense and attack against evolution into their response.... learn to laugh!
This was pretty damn funny. If you like this sort of thing, look for the Look Around You BBC fake science series.
(Although, keep in mind, these sort of mock science videos should not be seen as reflections of the ridiculousness of real science, which is significantly more credible and boring.)
the bible is correct, the story of christ is very much related. if evolution is true, what invented evolution, god perhaps?
beanriffs 1 month ago
@beanriffs
"the bible is correct, "
No it is not.
". if evolution is true, what invented evolution, god perhaps?"
Not the god of the bible according to the bible.
gorilla199uncensored 3 weeks ago
Lulz.
RocknForJesus 2 months ago
Monkey's (pop)!
They where f**king idiots to start with.LOL
Oswards306 3 months ago
..."One Tuesday, monkeys happened......." LMAO
Tomas2202 3 months ago 4
i believe that god was our creater not no fony evolution
MrOblisk11 5 months ago
I Love the part about Darwin's Beard, Kinda like Marx and Engels, They just look like wise men, lol.
88greenn 5 months ago
That proves evolution is a fraud.
The Bible is true.
We have a Maker who is the Lord our God.
End of story.
The ordered functions of hydrogen and most of the most common elements have in life forms requires a Maker who is all kowing, all powerful and able to stretch out the fabric of time and space so that the elements work in life forms being ordered by the function that these essential elements were made with by the Maker. There is no other evidence of any other maker.
watch?v=lEledPONpkQ
JungleJargon 6 months ago
@JungleJargon You are an idiot.
Bline0ne 5 months ago
My Opinion:
How can we trust the bible to know how the earth and humans came to be when the bible was written by humans that couldn't have possibly known how the earth and people came to be because they weren't there watching, no! They didn't even exist!
Plus: The bible was written completely by men who thought women were just things to make work, similar to slaves, that had no place in the modern society! In the bible women mean nothing, and that is WRONG!
tushvdv 7 months ago
@tushvdv THANK U! 100% TRUTH THERE, they will come up with some story about a "god" like figure told them these things and they written it in the bible..but i agree with you..it is wrong, women are as equal as us men. :)
doomage101 6 months ago
DUMB!!!
DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB....DUMB!!!
herbblood717 10 months ago
the bible was written by man not god and not exact he said the evolution had a big ass whole in it and thats where came from i don think we came from monkeys i think we came from god but thats my opinyon(sorry for spelling and grammar im only 12)
haloriver 10 months ago
If you came from soup? than I cannot trust your lectures
Alexander012695 11 months ago
In The Name of Allah(God) The Most Gracious The Most Merciful
21:(32) And We have made the heavens as a canopy well guarded: yet do they turn away from the Signs which these things (point to)!
(33) It is He Who created the Night and the Day, and the sun and the moon: all (the celestial bodies) swim along, each in its rounded course."
77705000000000000000 1 year ago
The test of any theory is whether or not it provides answers to basic questions. Some well-meaning but misguided people think evolution is a reasonable theory to explain man’s questions about the universe. Evolution is not a good theory—it is just a pagan religion masquerading as science.
SwordofSpirit1 1 year ago
@SwordofSpirit1 err which basic questions does the theory of gravitation answer? and why should it be a "better" theory than evolution? theories can be true or not, they can't be good or evil!
DaMastaOfRoad 9 months ago
@DaMastaOfRoad basic questions of gravitation: why can't i f*kcing fly!!!
TheVenomRex 8 months ago
Don't comment with your own opinion, no one gives a fuck
MaStErPhReSh333 1 year ago
A creative video. I laughed the entire time. Good thing I already finished my milk. ^^;
twilightguardian 1 year ago 5
Adam and eve is a fairy tail.its called being BRAINWASHED..the earth is older than 6 thousand years, it is about 4.5 BILLION years old...so "maybe" god created it back then, but why would anyone in IN THEIR RIGHT MIND believe that it is only 6 thousand years old? are YOU smarter than an ARCHEOLOGIST? the bible was written before people even knew the earth was round...HOW CAN YOU BURN IN HELL IF YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD?to me, "burn in hell" is a figure of speach, and if you dont like it, go pray
Jhilmer 1 year ago
DRIBBLE!
Jenga18260 1 year ago 2
hey i have a question for you evolutoinist you say the bible is fake because you dont
see god ok im going to put this out htere ok we came see air but we can feel it right
that how the sprit of the lord is and let me tell you guys something evolution is so real!!!!! then why arent we reproducing apes any why are there still apes and also fish huh tell me that and for one thing
marcus85x 1 year ago
@marcus85x
" for you evolutoinist you say the bible is fake"
Biology, math, history and every other science prove the bible wrong.
"came see air but we can feel it right"
Hmm care to provide
evidence your god exists?
it did it?
"then why arent we reproducing apes any why are there still apes and also fish"
Because you are an ignornat god pretender and dont know anything about science.
gorilla199uncensored 1 year ago
@marcus85x You're an idiot, I'm sorry just a plain idiot.
DerG3rm 1 year ago
Evolution is a nice theory but it leaves too much untold.
It's not thorough enough even with the many years it has been thought of.
Zayin1993 1 year ago
@Zayin1993 "Evolution is a nice theory but it leaves too much untold. It's not thorough enough even with the many years it has been thought of."
-The theory of gravity is much older and we still dont know what cause mass to attract mass!
ChemEBeaver 1 year ago
@Zayin1993
That is true. Evolution has many gaps and in some instances where we may never find everything.
However, to many of us, the Bible holds even more gaps than Evolution does.
And yes, it is a theory. But just not the kind of theory you might think it is. If you know anything about the English language, then you would know that words can have more than one meaning. Scientific "theory" is different from the "theory" that means 'guess'.
twilightguardian 1 year ago
"The Story of Evolution"
Found in the fiction isle in every library.
fivepointbaptist 1 year ago
@fivepointbaptist, You do realise this video is a joke. The sad thing is that it's more reasonable the creationism. Oh well.
Houshalter 1 year ago
The theory is that we came from apes.
Salien1999 1 year ago
Those of us who understand the factuality of evolution, have no need of showing these idiots how, why or that it occurred....It's a matter of natural selection...There children will, or will not be taught the way the world actually works...If they are taught that Jesus will come back from heaven to save them/burn us, then they are less likely to be successful, therefor giving our children an evolutionary advantage..
This is now my position, I'm sick of explaining.
I draw pictures of the prophet
badtrunk456 1 year ago
you should be careful of .. err.. evil doing things, or else A UNICORN WILL JUMP OUT OF YOUR CUP AND IMPALE YOU!!
NickBlackDIN 1 year ago
This is funny...Although unsurprisingly the irony is lost on creationists, who leave serious comments on it's validity.
Creationists don't do comedy...Otherwise they would see the funny side of their bronze age drivel.
rogan71 2 years ago
FizzyChimp i would not talk about that to the bible god makes it very clear that if you call anything satanic that is actually holy something horrible will happen to you eventually and i would repent if i were you because you will burn in hell forever and ever...........
furyofoleary22 2 years ago
To know where we came from is always interesting and this one is very amusing and well done.
roco6699 2 years ago
I see it like...
For the cause of life in it's existance sort of speak or changes (evolution). You got 4 kinda possibilities. God, Evolution, E.T.'s, beyond understanding or it just happened (works for people with no curiosity)...
zumobster 2 years ago
This is wrong, I hope this is a parody.
Abengoshis 2 years ago
This is exactly how everything happened.
acfacf4321 2 years ago
u see,evolution is so false, i know thats not exactly how,but wheres the proof we came from monkeys
BLUESERAPHproduction 2 years ago
Blueseraph-- there is no proof that we came from monkeys, b/c we didn't. However, humans and monkeys do share a common ancestor. And, the proof for this is documented in thousands of peer reviewed scientific journals and publications.
acfacf4321 2 years ago
@acfacf4321 I meant to upthumb dammit!!
alphaqupbad 2 years ago
@acfacf4321 really, where is this proof and what was the common ancestors name?
Hammerfest08 1 year ago
@Hammerfest08 The proof has been found under African soil and the common ancestor is called Australopithecus. It's ok to claim the evidence was put there by god, but denying it even exists will only make you look foolish and ignorant (which I'm sure you're not).
BaileyJapes 1 year ago
As new information cannot come by accident all this is pure nonsense.
warriorprince1010 2 years ago
I meant evolved in the other comment i did i was rushing.
cprocks333 2 years ago
heres the tale of earth.
4.4billion years ago, our earth was hit by a planet called fear. a chunk became our moon and eventully, the seas were formed. Fish involved too. soon, the fish left the sea to live on land and the dinosaurs involved. 160million years later a meteor came. soon primates involved and we did.
cprocks333 2 years ago
It takes more faith to believe in evolution than creation.
FatherEternity 2 years ago
watch?v=uDleaY8wrOE
charr05 2 years ago
If human beings came from Primates such as monkeys and apes, then please explain to me why they haven't continued to evolved? In other words, why are human beings very distinct from primates if we came from them? And why are primates still the same?
It is such a rediculus idea and theory, and all it requires is for one to put on his thinking cap! Evolution is such a farce. God created the universe and every thing it as He is the "First Cause"!
MrEbonyman 2 years ago
we evolve everday if u havent noticed everyday something changes such as our high like pople back in the 1800s they were freaken short as hell but in 100 years we could be extremely tall and our lifespands in 100 years maybe u can live up to like 160 that is evoling and i doubt in 100 years we will look like what we do know
killurm0m1 2 years ago
This is such a stupid comment that you have to be joking.
Humans, monkeys and apes share a common ancestor. Ergo, each evolved from that (Australopithecus, I believe).
evildrkirby 2 years ago
Easy: we continue to evolve, just you can't see cos the process is slow. And please, we didn't evolve from these exact primates you see in the zoo, we evolved from ancient primates which also produced these primates that you see in the zoo, capisci?
GodIprefermyDog 2 years ago
Oh, it's a little simple thing . . . because humans ARE APES. Humans didn't evolve from apes. Apes and humans evolved from a COMMON ANCESTOR around seven million years age. Look it up. Your agrument is the same as asking "If Americans descended from Europeans, why are there still Europeans?" Use come common sense.
beyondbedandbathisme 2 years ago
there is no common sense when you have dogma... I dont get it. How is ignorance and stupididty proof that evolution is not true?? FUCKING RETARDS ABOUND!
mpfield1966 2 years ago
read the bible and tell me one story that isnt true!
whatsuptonyy 2 years ago
... Genesis?
evildrkirby 2 years ago
The porkie about Jonah and the fish/whale is a good start. I wouldn't be too confident about the burning bush, Moses' staff turning into a snake, every species cramming into a boat, trumpets toppling city walls, women turning into pillars of salt, people living for 900 years, lions allowing young men to pull thorns from their feet, Caine and Abel actually finding wives, virgin births, turning water to wine and so on and so forth.
thefutureisvegan 2 years ago
gfhgfhg
R3V3411 2 years ago
Awesome video!
alaz1981 2 years ago
That gave me a good laugh
cavaliertoby 2 years ago
humerous......and educational
craigosbournes 2 years ago
thats fuckin hilarious
lukus69 2 years ago
i was in stitches at 'we know this to be dribble'
queue massive 'DRIBBLE' stamp
PopeBarley 3 years ago
you need to watch
"100 reason why evolution is stupid" on google videos.
it explains why the theory of evolution is stupid! your gonna be surprised
angeljen808 3 years ago
"it explains why the theory of evolution is stupid! your gonna be surprised"
Yeah! All those scientists with their PhD's are stupid!
Leehofooks 2 years ago
Haha, My biology teacher actually showed this in biology class today, which was awesome.
jojotjuh 3 years ago
I just watched about 6 hours of monty python and walking with monsters. This sits perfectly in between. Lol and thank you
commodoreNZ 3 years ago
1:16 Hahahahhahaahahhaha Hilarious
moos209 3 years ago
That's great..lol...Can't disprove Darwin
BGreenFish66 3 years ago
love it!!!!
beavwarius 3 years ago 2
that was fuckign awesommmeeeee
DMCv3142 3 years ago 7
lol like hell
LTD0002 3 years ago
Soon we will all evolve into our higher calling, "the space monkey".
No really, what happened to our tails if we evolved cause I would not have let my tail de-evolve I would have used it cause it would be much more fun and more useful to have a tail for balance and usage as a 3rd arm.
Uaz31 3 years ago
Unfortunately evolution doesn't care about what you think is cool. :( What happened to our tails: they shrunk into a tailbone. We still have some of the DNA to make tails though, which is why very rarely babies are born with tails. Sometimes just little stumps, sometimes a full tail complete with bones, muscle, and voluntary control. This is called an "atavism". Other such atavisms are snakes born with partial legs, or chickens with teeth, etc.
Flyborg 3 years ago
I call it, "evolution:the big lie"
There is no evidence we once had tails.
DNA disproves macro evolution by mutation.
If a new species is to evolve from an old one, two conditions have to hold. They must apply to any stage in evolution.
1. An adaptation that adds information to the genome can always arise through a change in a single nucleotide:
2. At each stage of evolution there are about a million nucleotides in which a change will satisfy the first assumption.
Uaz31 3 years ago
lol? "no evidence for tails"? how about tailbone? why would god create something not useful to us that backs up theories of "those evil scientists"
bf2spurgu 3 years ago
Several major back bones are connected to the tail bone, my good sir. If it were truly useless, try cutting it out, and then tell me how you function.
Oh, wait, it's NOT useless after all? Oh, why, that makes perfect sense for God to create us with one... hm... maybe I'm onto something here...
Darversez 3 years ago
thats retarded
PabloLJSimo 2 years ago
Explained better by evolution. The vestigial tale itself is useless.
davidus3 2 years ago
fool! did'nt you watch the video? Charles darwin invented evolution and because he has a beard you must trust him!
conormarch 3 years ago
haha thats pretty funny
kuckold 3 years ago
too funny!!
good job.
prettyblueplanet 3 years ago
science is good. evolution is not. evloution is not science. it is a THEORY! kids are being taught evolution as if it is a fact, well its not.
andlnn 3 years ago
andlnn: Do you know what a theory is? It's a fact that the earth is orbiting around the sun, but it is still a part of a theory. A theory is a word for the most proven and validated hypothesis. That is in fact the highest form a hyptothesis can reach. The only thing that can reach above that, is mathematics. Evolution is proven enough for scientists to see that it really is the most logical explanation. Over the 150 years the theory existed, NO discovery has ever falsified it, only supported it.
XeperIset 3 years ago 2
Theories are EXPLANATIONS supported by all the available evidence and are the ultimate goal of science.
Fuck you're dumb.
majorvoltage 3 years ago 4
Laws of physics are a theory as well...
theevilunholyzach 3 years ago 5
And a theory in science is a module with evidence backing it.
Terrorkarel 3 years ago
Read a science book if you want to know that. Not the f..ing "Bible". "Bible" is a fairy tale, nothing more. Science is real.
winterstellar 3 years ago 14
@winterstellar
I think what you just said is very disrespectful to christians the Bible is very important and it tells you how the earth was created from a religious point of view no one knows how the earth came about but we all have our opinions.
myworld1112 1 year ago
@myworld1112 "no one knows how the earth came about but we all have our opinions."
-Science have a pretty good idea how the earth came about, using what we know about the universe. Religion, on the other hand, just make crap up without evidence and tell people to accept it without questions.
ChemEBeaver 1 year ago
@winterstellar Tell that to the covenant! XD
LinusQvarnstrom 9 months ago
@winterstellar Tell that to the Covenant! XD
LinusQvarnstrom 9 months ago
@winterstellar tell that to the man who made us
tailskid101 7 months ago
@tailskid101 Which man was that? Doctor Frankenstein?
VinnyMonster1 5 months ago
how can a single cell germ envlove into a billion celled human and theres proof that the world aint even 1million years old
marinesniperj 3 years ago
marinesniperj: What kind of weird logic is that? Do you mean that it "sounds impossible" and therefore isn't true? Biology isn't a simple and easy science. Just because you dont understand it doesn't make it wrong. It "sound weird" that a single microscopical sperm and an egg can become for example the worlds greatest musician if you add 20 years. That doesn't make it false.
XeperIset 3 years ago
Six trillion celled actually sorry.
JamesThWilliams 3 years ago
Bravo 5 stars!
Uaz31 3 years ago
This is got to be the best video on YT
LikeAPossum 3 years ago
"Well good"
Attackedmushroom 3 years ago
oh so your saying that matter by it self decided to become a cell then turn in to a fish that would later reason(by the way animals can't reason) to get out of the water and turn into a land animal etc.. are you stupid look into things before believing them matter does not turn into cell nor does it reason.Cells cannot be a reaction and things can't evolve why you say becouse animals do what they are suposed to do they don't think to become better they think reproduce therefore you lose.
GuitarHawk777 4 years ago
read a book with some merit. the bible doesn't have any so don't bother with that one.
d5gdf56gdfg 3 years ago 3
GuitarHawk777--I can't really tell wtf you're trying to say because your spelling and grammar are so bad, but does a cell need to think to adapt? Have you ever heard of animal breeding? You know, for example, mating a certain dog with another certain dog to isolate desired qualities in the puppies. You know, evolution?
youareasheep 3 years ago
Darwin had a beard, which means we can trust what he said.
Xikaze 4 years ago 2
Whoever gave you a bad comment rating should be banned. Xikaze- I give you +12.
"He only had one thing you haven't got."
"What's that?"
"A BIG BUSHY BEARD!"
- Hot Fuzz
drumagon 3 years ago
"but where did all this shit come from?" rofl!
cheesey1222 4 years ago
Love the titles. Very much like the original BBC Hitchhiker's guide. Keep doing what you're doing, you've got talent.
intelevision 4 years ago
Whoever is insulted by this is completely stupid.
Well done! That was hilarious!
Pipboy5 4 years ago
I don't know what you were trying to say here but I love this video!
Soupthemighty 4 years ago
I just love how creationists, or "theists" in general, feel so attacked by satire, that they have to put a whole hearted defense and attack against evolution into their response.... learn to laugh!
asderf1 4 years ago
nooo,you are wrong
monkeys dident evolve to humans
darwin evolved to humans
that's what he meaned "secretly" by the name of his book
the origin of species
by charles darwin
now,delete "species" and "by"
what you get?
the origin of charles darwin
hehehe,i exposed the code of darwin
HighFlyingDutchman 4 years ago
That was fucking awesome!
Darverses 4 years ago
Haha that was pretty funny!
jellovirus 4 years ago
This was pretty damn funny. If you like this sort of thing, look for the Look Around You BBC fake science series.
(Although, keep in mind, these sort of mock science videos should not be seen as reflections of the ridiculousness of real science, which is significantly more credible and boring.)
aleceth 4 years ago
This is awesome! It just shows how mutation is a load of crap!
DinoDude65 4 years ago
moron, who says the hand of God isn't the mutation itself? Its wrong of you to claim to completely understand God's plan.
Truthicon333 4 years ago
Funny. I like it. Sarcasm. Yum.
My T-Rex ate your Jesus-fish... at
MyInvisibleFriend dot com
foodiefix 4 years ago
ha ha ha
TOp video
SaucyYates 4 years ago
lol, Darwin Train
kev3d 4 years ago
hilarious
stevy06 4 years ago
Genius
subsonicbassrecords 4 years ago
Very good...the Crystal Maze was certainly worth climing down from the trees for.
HammerDave 4 years ago