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  • SCOTLAND IS THE BEST <3

  • I think that your viewers must all be on psychotropic medications, or forgot how to masturbate, or some shit! Alice from the Brady Bunch had better lines than you do, so I can only assume that your mother was eating modeling clay, when she was carrying you! Who knows, maybe you just burned a hole in the back of your brain, from leaving your butt plug in too long, causing a battery acid leak, burning a hole in your basil ganglia! Not sure, but you have zero talent, and should clearly just end it!

  • Nobody gives a rat's ass that you haven't been to Great Britain, Ireland, or anywhere else for that matter! You didn't verify the way that tatties and neeps are pronounced, your topics are boring, and pointless, and not even mildly entertaining! Judging from the amount of videos that you have posted, and the amount of viewers that you have, you better not forget to say, "would you like fries with that?" Well, there it is! I would much rather have a root canal with a Dremel tool that watch this!

  • So what gives there Locker dude? Is ths some sort of daily or weekly broadcast that you put on, with the hopes that you will be picked up by some communications giant, make it big, and get propelled into the world of the rich, opinionated, and famous? Well, not that you asked me, but you do leave yourself wide open for critics, but you might want to join the Scientologists or something! I mean, Tom Cruise has no talent, but he does have looks. You have no talen, and no looks. He isn't funny, etc

  • hot dogs are more disgusting that haggis - at least you know what's in haggis!!

  • neeps are turnips and tatties are potatoes

  • fish super and irn-bru OMG AMAZING!!!

  • homemade tattie soup,kale soup(cabbage),lentil soup,haggis tatties and turnip,scottish lamb and beef,Mmmmmmmmmm

  • Americans don't recognise Scotland, the 2nd largest country in Britain, as a seperate country from England half the time. So what chance does Wales and NORTHERN Ireland stand? Push came to shove I could name all 50 of their states. They genuinely struggle to recognise the FOUR countries that make up Britain. They really are a very ignorant country.

  • haggis is actually deliscious and it just looks like oatmeal really. Really really nice. It's also pronounced TAT-ease :)

  • im sure if you knew the ingredients to all the food you eat you would be suprised at how vile it sounds hagis is not bad its delicious like lots of food you eat on a daily basis

  • I WANT TO VISIT SCATLAND AND THE UK, HERP DERP

  • Im not hating or anything, but arent alot of people in the UK generally a little plump ?

    Once again i mean no offence, i am a bit plump myself.

  • @Tharris550 NO

    Plump is when you overeat (ie americans) while here where i live it is not so much that than just a stout physique

  • What a dick!!! No wonder people hate Americans! Ignorant fucking fool! Neeps is not "watery" its fucking turnip!!!

  • you are a fucking moron. this coming from a prick from a country with the biggest obesity problem!

  • "I've never been to the UK, but I've always wanted to go. Heck, I'd love to visit Ireland and Scotland as well." - The United Kingdom, means a kingdom united. That includes Scotland Wales and Ireland. The UK doesn't mean England, you stupid fucking ignorant yank.

  • @Pawnbroker00 what?

  • @Pawnbroker00 +1?

  • I live and Scotland and we do not all eat Haggis. We eat what you guys in the states eat.

  • We eat normally, We eat what you guys eat over in America, We eat food, We don't sit and eat haggis with our ginger hair.

    We eat what everyone else eats.

  • Whit a bawbag.... or is that boowbage???

  • Black pudding is also known as blood pudding/sausage and is absolutely delicous. I am not a lover of haggis but i fail to understand why people are put off by the fact it is cooked in a sheep's stomach as tradionally sausages were encased in intestines. Nowadays, they use collogen, cellulose or even plastic to encase sausages. As for 'stovies'...it was a dish of filling stodge made from potato, onion and lard with sausage added if available, never had it with lamb, again delicous dish.

  • yanks

  • 3:17 NEEPS ! lmao

  • It sounds like what US southerners eat.A bite of anything deep fried or pancreas explosion sweet,washed down with a bowl full of whiskey.Haggis and oatcakes were great,though.Irn Bru was like liquid "Murrcin bubble gum.

  • visit sussex! oim from sussex ooo aar TRAKTER!

  • Aw man, this is making me hungry! He mentioned "Stovies" and I remembered I haven't had any of that since I left home. My mouth's watering thinking about it.

    And is a Fish Supper strictly Scottish? I thought you could get that at any chippie in the UK. I can't say I've seen Black Pudding/Haggis Suppers outside Scotland though.

  • I guess the scottish don't think about how bad haggis and black pudding sound to the rest of the world. Since we were basically given it as kids, we weren't told what it was - so we just got used to it. By the time our parents told us what it was, we already liked it enough to care about it being made from sheeps innards n that. If you've never tried haggis, you should try veggie haggis caus it's still nice.

  • Eh, not really, at least not nowadays.

  • @k1o2l3 blackpudding is eaten all over europe, France, the british isles, romania czech republic. Compared to a massive blood clot that is black pudding Id pick haggis any day. If you want to see something really awful and a lot worse than Haggis etc Swedish Surstromming is like a floating corpse left in the sun. Haggis is not that bad.

  • The only people that slag haggis are people who've never tried it. Seriously, its fuckin tasty.

    Also Scotch Broth soup

  • Come to Scotland.

    We eat what you basicly eat.

  • If you can deep-fry it, us scots will eat it.  lol

  • We have one of the most changable climates in the world. We can be as cold as Austria or as warm as India.

  • chris lol... we don't drink cows blood and pigs livers lol... haggis and such are considered traditional meals, only ate during some scottish holidays or something lol.

    Scotland and the UK pretty much eats what you americans eat 99% of the time, except those rare times when traditional stuff is required like on some special holidays. And fish and chips isn't my favourite fast food. McDonalds/Burger King/Pizza Hut or chinese is my favourite :P

  • "Ireland, Scotland and England". You missed out Wales xD

  • Try a deep fry'd mars bar' ther eih bee's nee's yea ken!!

    Gordon

  • My first time eating Haggis was in a tiny little pub right off the Royal Mile in Edinburgh (the name seems to have escaped me). The pub was completely empty and the owner, an older portly fellow was quite excited when I ordered the Haggis. He served it up to me steaming hot and gave me a half full bottle of Whisky that he suggested I empty onto the Haggis... I did so, and ever since that first mouthful, my life has never been the same! The greatest thing I have ever eaten!

  • Good man!

  • I have never eaten haggis and I'm Scottish. I do like fish and chips...

    But homemade lentil soup is my favourite Scottish dish. Great videos man!

  • The one that i quoted does.

  • ur havin a laugh, next time u read out e-mails from scotland make sure its not from a bawb*g ,and am pretty sure accoring to that c*nt who sent the -mail everyone kicks about in kilts as well lol what a pr*ck

  • It's pronounced tah-tties not tay-tties. They pronounce it the latter in northern England.

  • ireland isnt the uk

  • Northern Ireland is.

  • yeah but they are in a peace process and governn theirselves they will have their own country soon

  • not really fella, who are you refferring to when you say "they will have their own country soon" ? the peace process is to do with the fighting beetween republicans and loyalists. the loyalists want to remain a part of the uk whereas the republicans want northern ireland to be an idependant country, so as long as there are conflicting ideas between the loyalists wanting ulster to remain a part of the uk, and the republicans wanting independence they wont have as you put it "their own country"

  • i wanted to go on holiday to india next year,i phoned my bank to get a weather forecast.....anyway yer videos pish m8,get over to glesga & try a square sausage& a can of irn bru

  • irn bru - made from girders! good stuff.

  • im from scotland and ive never tried half hat stuff man Haggis is disgusting smells awful

  • Scottish food is the best. You simply cannot beat it.

  • HAHA this guy's hilarious!! esp when he canny pronounce our words... i can't believe no-one mentioned the scottish salad ( = chips/fries).

  • yeah im suprised how many veggies are actually in those dishes i have seen a jock eat a vegtable yet, "och salads for queers pal, ken what i mean?"

  • I'm from Scotland.

    But I'd say France would be the worst.

    Or like somewhere in Asia.

  • EW im scottish and ive never touched that stuff in my life!!! i love chinese and indian wayy better than a fish supper !!

  • as a typical wee scots guy ..eating out in america is crazy..i had asked for a salad and they brought me a fukin horse trough full of salad with meat and this red shit all over it..could have fed half o paisley ffs..

  • haha

  • @stevom31 all paisley needs is a few syringes to pass around =p

  • @stevom31 hahaha soo true,so much of food wastage happening there.

  • Quite a lot of Scottish meals are pretty bad for you in the long run but 'hearty'. I don't eat a lot of it as you usually get what's known as 'heart-burn', an unpleasant tightening of the arteries.

    Saying that though, a cooked breakfast or a fish supper/a-poke-of-chips is an amazing thing every now and then.

    Scotland's like the other British countries, it has a multitude of cultural influences so you can pretty much any kind of food from almost any country.

    (I'm Scottish and live in Scotland)

  • Neeps is Turnips. Tattie scones in place of hash browns for the breakfast. Haggis is a gorgeous dish, and quite versatile! McSween's haggis is the best, though I'm not sure it's available in the U.S. Ironically it doesn't pass the U.S. food standards (Though they'll gladly allow the faux meats forced into hotdogs). Also Irn Bru, a "soda" that is perfect for every situation, also not available in the U.S. due it it containing traces of rat poison. No joke.

  • Say ur name10

    Moms name5

    Crush's name 3

    And he will kiss u if u post to 2 videos an If u dont dad will lose his job

  • Haggis is delicious, yes it sounds horrible, but the taste is phenomenal. It's very rich in flavour. Oh and tatties is pronounced as it's written. Black pudding is also very nice. Scottish food should be available in all countries so people, like you, assume the worst and think it's disgusting. Visit Scotland, not only for our food, but the pleasant people who live here. Our culture and history is unmatched, don't let england teach you Americans about the real Scotland.

  • there is a stereotype that english food is bad, never heard anything about Scottish. The Scotts are corrupting our minds! : P

  • Black pudding is amazing.

  • Aye Yee Canna beet a Huggis n' Neeps n Tatties!! Verra gweed Mait! Eittul pet Hayrs oan yer Chist!!

  • You mean Heuchter Teuchter! :)

  • The best Haggis is the tinned (cans of) kind by Grants. Grants make the BEST kind out of a tin (can)

  • OH and one more thing Chris, even though this is probably not him that put it on..anyways "we have LOTS of culture..can tell you hardly ever listen in school or read books,omg wait a min ur a Geek(gimp as we would call it)and sitting up making video's after 2 in the morning PATHETIC.& imagine actually trying to attempt our accent,OH AND ONE MORE THING..how dare you slag Braveheart no matter what if 'Mike Myers' does it, William Wallace was a great hero and respected Scotland, So up yours CHRIS!!

  • zipper: very true btw, and it's scottishOashleigh, i'm using another account lol, and i'm really happy to know that people abroad love and enjoy eating our food, and *Hellomynameistj* it's higgis.. not HAGGUS.. you can tell what country you come from eh. (england). But I seriously hate this video, always makes me Angry hahaha!

  • Can i point something out, our haggis is more healither than the shit in your hotdogs!

  • Haggis is delicious, but sounds aweful. I am in Canada and go to the Robbie Burns nite every year to enjoy it.

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  • Why dont you try it for yourself before you make a comment fucking idiot also try spelling it correct dont slag what you dont know fanny

  • By chips, he meant fries... he forgot to Americanize it.

  • IRELAND :)

  • im native american and have been to scotland and have had some dinners there as well as haggis mmmmm

    i guess it depends on who makes it.

    will go back again wen i get the chance

  • is he takingthe fucking piss that fucking dick head who the fuck does he think he fucking is he said im not trying to poke fun and called us geeks dickhead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!! fuck you!

  • The Black Douglas ate english bairns :D What's that fanny on aboot?

  • a hot bovril and a cold pie

  • haddock....and one more thing! DEFINITELY try a deep fried pizza. The Fish Suppas are Number One on my list of best Scottish foods and the pizza is Number Two. Dont leave Scotland until you've tried the Suppa and pizza!

  • I should add that you need to SMOTHER your Fish Supper in "Salt n Sauce"!

    Never eat Haggis. Black pudding was not something I could eat. Blood cooked with oats and spices? No thanks. Its "TAT-ee's", for Tatties. Neeps is self-explanatory.

    Eat a Scottish Breakfast. It has sausage, eggs, toast, black pudding, fried tomatoes and I think thats it. Oh & try the Breaded Haddock with the packet Brown Sauce. Homemade brown sauce is BEST w/ Fish Suppa's, but the packets go best with the breaded.....

  • mate its people like you who give scotland a bad name with all your chookter nonsence!! FADE!

  • You should definitely try a Fish Supper. It is THE BEST food in Scotland.

  • Tecato get to fuck, and by the way none of the scottish food is English trust me all the scottish things are scottish not fucking ENGLSIH are why does everyone make fun of scottish fuck sake we do nothing to deserve it. the english always say bad things about us and trust us it mostly the English that are the bad cuntss

  • mate dont bother yersel wae the wanks its only because we invented everything amazing , jealousy

  • Im Scottish, and I dont think I'll ever try haggis!

  • you get vegetarian haggis which almost tastes the same.

  • he is winding you up haggis is minced lamb and veg its lovely, neeps is just scots for turnip! scottish people mostly eat cornflakes and milk , we also do mcdonalds and pizza hut ,we are no dif from americans.

  • Umm...

    Neeps is turnip.

    And tatties is better pronounced with an "Ah" sound.

    And haggis has like oats in it. And It tastes a million times better than it sounds.

    You should try black pudding (it's called blood pudding in England but the correct term is black pudding), its awesome with fried eggs and tattie scones. Other than that.. A fish supper or a sausage supper, or a scotch pie supper fae the chippy. Or if your brave enough a deep fried mars bar.

  • what do you think is in the burgers?

  • ahah im a long time subscriber to chris this the first time ive heard him talk about scotland.

  • i would rather eat Human than Haggis......

  • come to iceland!

    24 hour daylight in the summer and hot chicks

  • i would rather eat Human than Haggis......

  • i would rather eat Human than Haggis......

  • neeps are turnip not parsnips

  • deep fat fried mars bar!

  • I am a chef who works in scotland for large oil company lots of americans work here all love haggis after giving it a try also mince and tatties

  • haggas is good for you (I think)

  • Ireland is so great, and I can't wait to go to England and Scotland.

  • Dude. Haggis sounds like it tastes gross...but it is sooooooooooo far from that. I love it. XD

  • Why did you say Great Britain; "Ireland, Scotland and England"?

  • Ireland is not a state in the UK. Why do you think its called the Republic of Ireland? And even if you say Northern Ireland is in the UK, I said Great Britain (there different dumb ass)

  • states? UK doesn't have states dumbass

    there are countries within Britain

  • i live in scotland your welcome here anytime chris

  • Just eat the Pizza cold, no need to microwave...that's probably because I am lazy.

    And how did you eat 'chitterlins'? Just looked at Wikipedia for a definition...put me off my food.

  • yip the normal way 2 eat scottish food is stain cold after a nite getting drunk, washed down with ice cold irn bru

  • Haggis is fine but they have trouble catching them. They have two short legs and two long legs so the can stand properly on hills, you know when you've seen one.

    Also Chris, Tatties (Tat-eees)

  • Rochester,NY: White hots, and Garbage Plate; slathered in Nance's Sharp & Creamy Mustard. mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmmm!

  • We like curry a lot

  • Scotland!!!

  • i love scotish food. whenever i go up there i alwayz have haggis & blood sausage. it soundz rough but it's so tasty...

  • UK FTW!!!!

    lol

  • UK FTW!!!!

    lol

  • In The Blackcountry, West Midlands, UK, Gray Peas is a local meal which is highly nutritious and very cheap. Bacon slow cooked with effectively pigeon feed in water. The hard brown peas disintegrate and a hearty sauce is formed. Alternatively you can use the pea as ammunition in Peashooters.

  • he left out the fried mars bars and fried pizza

  • Hi chris am from Uk my home town is liverpool we get rain every now an then but my favorite food would be pasta curry an rice and egg friend rice hehe.

  • I live just below Scotland and most of that sounds correct. Haggis is ridiculously tasty, don't let the fact that most of the contents of a sheep stuffed into it's stomach put you of. But one thing the guy forgot to mention is that Tikka Masalla curry was invented in Glasgow Scotland. Another tasty treat is Scottish short bread, this is a small biscuit (or cookie) which usually come in a massive box.

  • Neeps are parsnips.

  • rofl at frankfurter face!!!

  • Wow. There are a lot of Aussies in the chat.

  • lol c'mon haggis is amazing! just buy McSweens

  • I'm Aussie_matu in the video, i like this video and i love to see how Chris Pirillo can talk on any subject!

  • a "hot dog taste"

  • Sounds good!

  • entertaining

  • ha this is great

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