Oblivion: How To Make A Useless Spell

[MrOmgitscheese]

Its not useless if you accidently forget that you are a vampire :P

[iggyreptile1]

I'm a useless individual uselessly thumbing down a useless video and complaining about how much of my useless life was wasted watching a useless spell be created.

[DESTROYER68483]

my character is better

[TheMineMach]

@mrTurtlez123 you have to be in the arcane university of have frostcrag spire

[MrTurtlez123]

how do you do make spells on 360

[11LoopyJr]

@MrTurtlez123 Get the wizards tower dlc (it coems with speell making inside the tower) Or complete the mages guild refrences with will grant u the ability to the arcane university where you can make spells and enchant items.

[canopyoffrogs]

so fail

[legenddarkrai]

ok, so i have many things i want to record and put up on youtube. i want to do it from the xbox 360 though. my camera's cords r missing, and my other camera that connects to the computer has really bad quality, and is so off track...anyway, if anyone can tell me how to do that, i will be grateful, and include you having 15% of all my oblivion videos for 5-10 videos. (more videos equals the better the program or whatever is.) plz help, and if u can help, thank you. -legenddarkrai

[TheDarkLord2672]

@legenddarkrai You could use a capture card. You can get them off of Ebay or Amazon. You will also need a few certain things that won't cost much. I do not suggest EasyCap because the quality is terrible (know from experience) but a lot others have better quality.

[TheRevsStallionDuck]

Funny, isn't it? No.

[LuCkYxGuMmYb3aR]

not really funny

[kanalee5]

It was funny

[MCYonazz]

Yes, it isn't.

[SCAM918]

It actually trains your destruction and restoration simultaneously. If you were to add restore/fortify magicka 100 points it would actually be pretty useful.

[legenddarkrai]

@SCAM918 indeed

[osully800]

thats funny i have a breton and it has the apprentice as well

[Gam3r979]

this isnt useless.. it raises destruction and restoration skill

[Arkarian23]

the problem with copying someone else's work is that they often put their name on it

you know like how at the start it says by Oblivionboy

you know the other guy who isn't the person who posted this vid

the guy who jsut had his work robbed

by a twat

[MEGAlozer100]

dude thnx i clicked on this vid to find out what the command for spellmaking is, a usefull vid abou usless spells PARADOX btw i thumb this up

[lordaloa]

Everbody who says gay needs to use this useless spell And see how pointless they are pretty useless spell thoug

[thadreazie]

it would probably give you points towards Destruction and Restoration at the same time but that would be useless given that you could probably mod yourself out with cheating. The graphics only look like you're healing though. I shall thumb your video down now :)

[The9j11k]

it has a use. for making you magicka drain

[massivive]

thats my charecter, bayd spulung moch

[rfhaifley]

its a useful spell if u want ur person to look like a flaming hobo in a dark tunnel without damage

[feh2]

this video sucks and dead rising sucks.

[RomanNumural9]

@feh2 this isnt dead rising... and no need to tell everyone it sucks they can judge for themselfs =)

[NoctaMovies]

But... But... If you're a Dark Elf/High Elf, you have Resistance/Weakness to Fire ! You will then Restore/Damage your Health, and the spell will not be useless anymore.

Problem solved.

[ironman121296]

its not useless :O it makes a white mist!

[Summ0ningm4st3r]

GAY

[DupayForLife]

does it improve your skill ?

[MrMoorasPowrocil]

gay character

[adamrules01]

lol i once made a spell that was burden 100 points on self

[srtyhtn]

This is a shit video. I whipe my ass witg stuff like this

[chupameoscolhoes]

NO

[ZeBigStrat]

can this be used to train destruction and restoration at the same time?

[00Kyros]

@ZeBigStrat if u set it to 3 instead of 100

[supermariofaan]

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite, you've just made me want to play oblivion again

[jony1710]

lvls restoration though.

[666eistee]

You should make a Tutorial on how to make a useless video like this.

[sumakabob485]

@666eistee You clicked on a video claiming to tell you how to make a useless spell. What did you expect?

[mainkilla]

No, it wasn't funny.

[laflugantabastardo]

You should try and just make it 1 HP per cast, not 100. It consumes far less magicka and gives you the same amount of experience. Great for when you're on the road, on your horse; you can just keep casting.

[hwfnnyizdat]

i am a custom class called world eater it has heavy armor blade light armor counjeration destruction alchamey illusion and birth sign is warrioir . 

PS i probably spelt everything wrong.......im only 10

[TathagatDarkAssassin]

@hwfnnyizdat oh.. and is that a age to play a game like oblivion?

Sexual content, Excessive Violence , list goes on (Rating: M)

[DarkAdonisVyers]

@TathagatDarkAssassin I played and beat Quake (also M) when I was 8.

[TakeDatProductions]

I made a spell for 1 fire dmg and 1 heal. I called it Intimidate.

[cookiepwnsU]

where do i make spells on xbox

[MrCheesedogim]

@cookiepwnsU arcane univercity

[Gotyeman]

that was uhh.... welll... that wasn't very funny lol.

[ALX11231]

learn to spell!

[Mercury205]

I want to make a spell that paralyses myself! That would be awesome!

[Adrischa]

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!-.-

[dar3keternal]

oo your other vid is a slipknot vid therefore you rule.

[TheDarklord0211]

well its usefull for getting distruction spell up XD and you dont evern need a freakin target SO ITS VERY USEFULL! thx you!

[oryandymackie95]

Heal 30 points, drain health 30 points. Easy.

[SnowKid32]

"Funny Isn't It?"

No. However, retarded? Yes.

^_^

[TheDarksem]

lol its a mana drain spell

[1811Eminem]

This video is useless

[XxD4NTH3M4NxX]

U need to get all recomendations from mages guild

[gilsman131]

how can i make my owne spell ??? plz help im on the ps3 =P

[fishworshipper]

@gilsman131 become the arch-mage in the mages guild. to the right of the bed, there's a spellmaking altar

[TheDarklord0211]

@fishworshipper no you dont!

you just need to get into the mages tower!

[MaoiMeowi2]

@TheDarklord0211 No, you just need to go into the Construction Set and put a bunch of spell making/enchanting altars everywhere you want them.

[TheDarklord0211]

@gilsman131 you dont need to be arch mage :P

you just need to get into the higher ranked mages guild!

[XxFallenxX72]

ur character is gay as fuck

[10FROZEN10]

what happens if player have %100 fire resist ??

[seabird67]

this is not funny

[ssodark]

one word GAY

[cricket9751]

ha ha ha lol this is the funnyest thing i have ever sean ha ha usless ha!!!!!!!!!!

[TheAviator8]

I like the best part when...

[Thechristianspartan]

my freind made a spel to restore magicka using magicka

[anthonywilliams999]

The only way it could have been even more pointless would have been to make it also give you 126 Magicka upon casting as well, so It would have absolutely no effect whatsoever. lol. Can you make a spell that restores Magicka? I'm assuming with console commands that wouldn't be much of an issue, right? I play on 360, so I don't know. lol

[shitflinger]

that spell isn't totally useless. for instance, you have excess magica, you can cast this spell and TA DA! all of your excess magica is gone!

[thecheatking]

thx my computer won't let me get past the bravil recommenation

[ulak5150]

*gives deadrisingboy a cookie*

[weirdoman77]

wow. that is one of the most useless spells ever. unless someone made one that HEALS enemies.......................­.

[Ferzin400]

lol thats funny xD

[esopbelac94]

actually thats useful for leveling.

[LethalBulldog]

@weirdoman77 thts not useles. u can use it to keep training ur bladde an blunt skills on the same enemy

[zombiesrcuming4u]

drain fatigue 100pts on self 2-3 times while running

:D

[SpartaKitten]

@zombiesrcuming4u I did that once. While in oblivion. Fell in Lava. :(

[robotragehacks9999]

weakling

[Suigetsu444]

haha learn writing xD

your character sucks

[puppett11]

Youre ugly.

And your description sucks.

I dont like pie. It makes my butt hurt.

[flamingjchicken]

@puppett11 wtf?

[danielcookie700]

no.

[ActThenThink]

Can i only creast spells and swods on pc?

[06511199]

do i most have a pc do create a spell?

[Mrlightning2541]

Arcane University :)

On any platform

[musicalpooo]

well thanks for showing me how to make spells at least......

[capitalsown]

Anyways I was being sarcastic. Jesus Christ :p. I mean it's a totally useless spell, yet it has a 2 and a half star rating. It's exactly what the title says. So why rate it bad. I was making fun of everyone who rated it low despite it being exactly what it says. If you can't understand that you're either a troll or a moron. Either way is fine by me.

[crambaba]

i once enchanted a ring for 4 fire damage and wore it and died XD

[Dmac9925]

@crambaba I once enchanted a ring for 1 shock damage and named it "Personal Pleasure ;)" and wore it and got so much pleasure I died. C:

[elitenateperson]

@crambaba That's actually useful. Enchant a mage's hood, then pickpocket it onto someone. Watch them die.

[kjack98]

unless spell kinda pointless video

[ex0luke]

ty 4 tellin me how 2 make spels :D

[THEHITMAN10WWE]

gay

[capitalsown]

God damn. That spell is so useful, you liar, 2 stars.

[demzmetal]

it says ''Useless'' not useful... Learn to read

[capitalsown]

Ok first of all, you are an idiot. I was making fun of the 2 and a half star rating this has despite being exactly what it says. second of all, technically what I said is acceptable because I'm calling him a LIAR for SAYING it's USELESS when in MY OPINION it's USEFUL. I didn't say "Oh shit, your title says it's useful but it's not". learn2takeintocontext... Idiot.

[Rall94KC]

Learn to spell "irony"

[rapidcombo]

learn to read u fuckin cretin

[VincenDarkstar]

Yeah honestly this trick is used by alot of oblivion players. But insted of 100, it's just 1. Good for training stats.

[Naikado]

Yeah. I'd personally throw in a few other things that boost some other magic styles though :P

[JonathanHoen]

it isnt useless it's a super good training spell

[DazToraUK]

Brilliant

[spartaRgewd]

i think the video is more useless than the spell

[ShadowsChi]

:S, if u dont like it why did u watch the video it obvi says USELESS SPELL, so dont complain you got what u clicked on so rate it 5

[DinZzify]

haha that was kinda funny xD

screw you ppl!!!

[cetruzzo]

horrible

[AnonymousBAD]

You're retarded.

[javiownz]

what a fag... get a life.

[lukemc2]

hahahahaha your a fag

[Orfreeza]

You know whats funny? nothing if I where you I would use a shocking and paralysis spell on myself and jump off dive rock then cast it. Now you will get a super glitchy, useless glitch. *Note: if you are smart you would know how to work it, If your computer sucks then don't waste your game on slow junk.

[TheIraWithBalls]

No its actually the least funny thing i've ever seen you retard

[knoximor01]

sweet thanks for the cheat cammand ima make a fire spell on self and call it suicide :P

[xShatteredWindowx]

@knoximor01 like Arch-mage travern?

[keyser66guitarist]

Actually, you can get your Destruction and Restoration up this way xD

[amulet444]

not with ther spell he crated it requires master lvl restore and destruction... so u cant lvl up anyway

[linkinparkpl0x]

WOOOOOW that was a waste of time

[Shadowmov3r]

The most useless thing I've made is a ring that gives 1 fire damage on self. The fire damage effect was only chooseable because of a mod. Pretty cool though, some guy engulfed with flames.

[GamersWelcome]

but cant this spell actually level your restoration and destruction since your still using those spell skills?

[Deacc64]

thats tooo stupid men -.-

[lukekelly96]

how you get into console in xbox360 version.... can you use the messanger kit??

[FeefXD]

nope PC only

[DualAnalogReviews]

stop being fucktarded you can only use perks like moding and the console on the computer version

[J03Y13]

that is true, but sadly you cant combine them all into 1 spell :[ if there are multiple effects the game automatically chooses what school to add the spell to and you only get exp in that school of magic.

[J03Y13]

it's actually not useless at all. it's a very good way to train your restoration skill. just make the best one that you can actually cast and keep spamming the button. you can also do one for destruction that is just like "drain health 10 points on self" and do it over and over. your regen will take care of the damage, and youll get good destruction xp

[iBlue12]

i need help

I had alot of skooma and my intelligence went down to 0

How do i get it back up???? (its annoying caue my magika is 100)

also does praying work ni havent tried it buy i think it will

[EDB94]

modpca intelligence 100

in console

[eisel1313]

bluddy hell your guy is nooby as hell

[BigMac56898]

thats like a drain magicka spell

[Dester1435]

What the hells a charecter

[retardedcop33]

on 360 please

[patlife2]

Can't, only on PC you can type commands

[MouthofSaurons]

lawl why prefer an Xbox?

An Xbox lacks these things from computers: - Autowalk - Hotkey Items - Un-official Mods - Cheats

[wombalrus]

360 has hotkeys. It's the Dpad

Also, 360 has a bunch of other cool things, like rumble and a movement stick that allows you to go whatever speed you want.

[MouthofSaurons]

I have never seen an Xbox with a keyboard. Are you supposed to assign hotkeys to eg. A?

[wombalrus]

Nah, you use the D-Pad. Search oblivion controls on google. Click on the UESPWiki link. It should be the first one.

Up, up right, right, down right, down, down left, left, and up right are the hotkeys. There's only 8, but it DOES have hotkeys.

[epicfailegamer]

cheats= the reason i perfer it on xbox and perfor you say i have it on bouth pc and xbox

[WalleWildberrie]

oh yeah I know, the PC version makes you use cheats, it's not optional right?

[tlatoani3]

I have both versions and the pc is a lot better because of mods, if you compared both vannilla versions(unmodded) I would say the 360 is better because pc has more bugs but come on I don't know anybody that has the pc version without mods.

[mr0something]

this was not funny :/ waste of my time but learned a new command :D

[wingslo]

hey thanks about hat console command that will really help :D

[greentrigger]

Does that spell increase destuction and restoration expertise at the same time? Pretty useful if the magnitude is 1 and you're lazy lol.

[wingslo]

no it only does one skill

[GarnerLee]

not very funny just use less

[C0DZ0R]

btw change the brightness

[C0DZ0R]

useless spell= charm 1p 1 sec

[JockeTheMaze]

how do you make own spells?

[Gomka1000]

mages guild

[guibin]

i made a spell to raise a my healing....a spell that heals others.....projectile healing lol....useless yeah

[mizqt05]

Rofl

[bullettotheskin]

lolz thanks

[MouthofSaurons]

Absorb health 3 pts for 1 sec on self...

[chaqetasperfectas]

46 and o y god you suck

[asefgf]

very funny....

[FatalxCross]

how do you make a spell or get to the spell making thing? please answer i will subscribe to some of your vids if you do. Thanks!

[PhineasAndFerb123]

you must be on a PC to use the command console and it depends what keyboard it is americans use ~ Uk use ¬

[flar28]

thats not useless you train you desturuction and you restoration skilles

[awsomeman75]

how doi do it on xbox360

[PhineasAndFerb123]

use PC for command console otherwise youve gotta get into mages guild full acsess to spellmaking

[Xmeep]

a usles spell is resist shok 100% 5 secs and shock dmg 100 5 secs

[GrJumpen]

not ~ on my keyboard it is §½ key

[6201055]

lol try parilze self

[oblivionfan345Tony]

I have a ey board i press ~ and nothing happens...

[PhineasAndFerb123]

use the ¬ button

[MouthofSaurons]

it's the § button...

[hollihollander]

lol

[skate30394]

ur charecter is kinda funny looking. Oh wait i Spelt Character wrong.