Hello, I am jakey1349 A.K.A Fishstick Sandwich Burrito! on steam. I own a modded server and would like to know if u want to try it out. If you would send me a message on steam or youtube letting me know. P.S. you woudnt know how hard it is trying to sound formal. FAIL
"my room connects to the hallway and sometimes my dad walks down the hallway and hears me say im awsome... Im really awsome and hes like *deep breath* thats my son"
dont think ive laughed so hard ever in my life so far
Why whenever I want to see an intelligent comment on a video, the only things that appear are "Thumbs up/Quotes/### People are..." comments? Seriously...
Molotovs fear Con? So like when they're sitting on a table and they see Con they start to think "Oh gawd no" and he throws them they yell "I'm freeeeeeeeee!" ?
Con can eat 2,000 big macs without getting fat. He can beat spore 100 times in 1 minute. Con is also known to kill 10,000 zombies without help without getting hurt and without any molotoves or guns >:) Con can destroy 5,000 galaxy's in one blink. He can never die even with the most painful thing you could use to kill someone. If he ever goes to hell he will destroy it and go to heaven :)
Con can eat 2,000 big macs without getting fat. He can beat spore 100 times in 1 minute. Con is also known to kill 10,000 zombies without help without getting hurt and without any molotoves or guns >:) Con can destroy 5,000 galaxy's in one blink. He can never die even with the most painful thing you could use to kill someone. If he ever goes to hell he will destroy it and go to heaven :)
Con can eat 2,000 big macs without getting fat. He can beat spore 100 times in 1 minute. Con is also known to kill 10,000 zombies without help without getting hurt and without any molotoves or guns >:) Con can destroy 5,000 galaxy's in one blink. He can never die even with the most painful thing you could use to kill someone. If he ever goes to hell he will destroy it and go to heaven :)
Con can eat 2,000 big macs without getting fat. He can beat spore 100 times in 1 minute. Con is also known to kill 10,000 zombies without help without getting hurt and without any molotoves or guns >:) Con can destroy 5,000 galaxy's in one blink. He can never die even with the most painful thing you could use to kill someone. If he ever goes to hell he will destroy it and go to heaven :)
"What molotovs fear, is me. Cuz I am awesome."
LeleTheGreekGeek 1 week ago
Con in so funny
borosokoski 1 week ago
LOL @ The way he said world xDD
WannaBeSinger159 2 weeks ago
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MrJOSH406031 1 month ago
I save the woorreeeld
209awesomeman 1 month ago
i save the world
wheeler134 1 month ago
its funny when everyone dies by the gas station they become ragdolls
valbona34cena 2 months ago
con is a bottle of pepsi LOL
stevenlezama 2 months ago
lol kilpix and friends are Funny :D
Dreadmere111 2 months ago
"I saved the worldtuh!"
xlSLiMShAdYx 2 months ago
candy bar with my name on it
mikie8865 2 months ago 5
that is my son
mikie8865 2 months ago
Condy bar
clotheschair 2 months ago
lol, i wasnt looking at the screen and i heard "petrol, thats stupid! *BAM*"
Fox8745 3 months ago
Con is Chuck Norris's son
Grace2011xx 3 months ago
If it wasn't clear a year ago, "Con-dike bar" was my name. You owe me, like 1.2 cents every time you use it.
tombkreeper3 3 months ago
People Draw stuff to get in the top comments _____________ there i draw a snake now wheres my top comment!?
Cmom137 3 months ago
i wanna a crunchy con!!!!!!:D
left4deadfan099 3 months ago
now i know why they are called pros cnd cons
frankproductions14 3 months ago
1:15 is my favorite scene XD
pizzalolcatt 3 months ago
What happened to Con?
spawny0908 3 months ago
yay for british/australian words~
Petrol~ =3
MillyFeltipPen 4 months ago in playlist More videos from kilplixism
"thats my son" :'D
OoopMAXqooO 4 months ago 23
i just hate con because he kill kilplixism
gurloutdafiya9 4 months ago
@gurloutdafiya9 soo???it's just a game...dumbass
demonpivot1123 4 months ago
71 people were incapped by Con.
jack834ful 5 months ago
Hello, I am jakey1349 A.K.A Fishstick Sandwich Burrito! on steam. I own a modded server and would like to know if u want to try it out. If you would send me a message on steam or youtube letting me know. P.S. you woudnt know how hard it is trying to sound formal. FAIL
jakey1349 5 months ago
Are there gigantic spots of black For Everyone?? with just audio
intensegamer102 5 months ago in playlist Left 4 Dead Funny Awesome moments
5:19 the Con mating ritual
allglorytohypnotoad1 5 months ago
315 typical jed haha love you guys!!!
hopalot4 6 months ago
i will beat her like a whore!
jacobmlayne 6 months ago
Um.. Everybody.. kill yourselfs.. (BEST LINE EVER!)
awsomenick4 6 months ago 30
POWER OF CONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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TheMrspup2 6 months ago in playlist Left 4 Dead Funny Awesome moments
klipix is crazy fuuny
TheNikolai12345 6 months ago
3:49 Con at work once more. AUSSIE AUSSIE ASSIE!!
IamGingaNinja 6 months ago
he is defenitly awesome!!!
Loxifieure1 6 months ago
@Justkewl22 All the people in Kilplix's strean ;c
oliv3833 7 months ago
you know jed talking at like 3:20 actually made sense
BLACKOUT7442 7 months ago
i wish i had Con has brother, and Kilplix also, both are so funny and awesome
V3SGO2011 7 months ago
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Hey i know every one in the kliplisxm left 4 dead stuff.
Jed= bill
Con= Francis
Klipix= zoey
sanrix = Louis
Most of the time
JessicaSeney31 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Hey i know every one in the kliplisxm left 4 dead stuff.
Jed= bill
Con= Francis
Klipix= zoey
sanrix = Louis Most of the time
JessicaSeney31 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Hey i know every one in the kliplisxm left 4 dead stuff.
Jed= bill
Con= Francis
Klipix= zoey
sanrix = Louis
JessicaSeney31 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Hey i know every one in the kliplisxm left 4 dead stuff.
Jed= bill
Con= Francis
Klipix= zoey
...= Louis
JessicaSeney31 7 months ago
I hate the fact that Con and Austin simply arent friends anymore...
oliv3833 7 months ago 3
thumbs up for a meet jed
kirby4815162342 7 months ago 4
I love his voice <3
irsunshine49 7 months ago
OMG IM THE 1000th COMMENT OMG WOOT \o/ and btw there was 999 comments...lol
zezimarules1 7 months ago
@zezimarules1 DAMN IT I WANTED TO WAIT AND THEN COME BACK FOR THIS VERY MOMENT. lol
ShadowAmnesia 7 months ago
@ShadowAmnesia LOL its better than being number 1 comment.
zezimarules1 7 months ago
@zezimarules1 FIRST i dont see ur point. :P
ShadowAmnesia 7 months ago
@ShadowAmnesia meh first comments get bad reviews and 1000th commenters gets thumbs up.
zezimarules1 7 months ago
@zezimarules1 lol that is true..
ShadowAmnesia 7 months ago
@ShadowAmnesia XD
zezimarules1 7 months ago
Con is 00-7
MrHaloGuy1000 7 months ago
I just love these vids
umarfaruqfaisal 7 months ago
James Cond
ZombieGamer009 7 months ago
*sigh*.. I really miss these old days. :(
Klaske1960 7 months ago
I miss Con.
Sakurashy131 7 months ago
The 71 people that dis-liked this is NOT Awesome O:|
AsianIgnorance 7 months ago
What molotovs fear?
Kevinofrepublic 7 months ago
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@Kevinofrepublic molotovs fear Con, because they thought that with him around.. their numbers will decrease. FAST
pogiinside13 7 months ago
71 PEOPLE ARE ALREADY BURNED ZOMBIES BY CON
awesomeness1606 8 months ago
my favorite part was when con said they sould make a chocolate bar with my name damn it it was just so random
crazyremifan123 8 months ago 4
I'm awesomeumunumnumnumnumnum. Numnumnum.
clubpenguinsdfgdfgf 8 months ago
AWSOME WHEN IS THE NEXT VID COMING KILPLIXISM??
umarfaruqfaisal 8 months ago
@umarfaruqfaisal WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS
ZombieGamer009 7 months ago
how do you walk? when i watched the real meet con
yariboylol 8 months ago
@yariboylol i think it is when you press L shift while you press w to walk!!!
awesomeness1606 8 months ago
@yariboylol shift
pogiinside13 7 months ago
did anyone else notice con was talking about what zombies fear then it transformed into what molotovs fear
98SuperColton 9 months ago
pause at 1:19 it looks like someone is holding a severed arm
98SuperColton 9 months ago
Double 0 con.
EmberBabyy 9 months ago
R.I.P Con- The Flame Master :(
Sakurashy131 9 months ago
@Sakurashy131 why rest in peace? he's not dead.
98SuperColton 9 months ago
con's molotov cookies
Kiowas1982 9 months ago
71 people got flamed by con
rometotalwarlozer 9 months ago 3
2:42 XD
TankBusters1 9 months ago
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TankBusters1 9 months ago
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TankBusters1 9 months ago
pause at 0:49 and you will see a firey explosion to your right xD
LittleBreakerAsian00 9 months ago
Chuck Norris trains ninjas. Con trained Chuck Norris.
Lessthenthreemusic 9 months ago
hihì_åÑý_gúys_wånt_tõ_chÁt_with_më
KittyyyJodeeaa630 9 months ago
people who dislike this video have never had a con dike bar
Lucky73096 10 months ago 105
@Lucky73096 i will legdrop their asses
MrAlexchu92 6 months ago
@Lucky73096 Nice way to copy the other top comment Dick
TheVampireLoverz 5 months ago
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@TheVampireLoverz something to make people happy (:
Lucky73096 4 months ago
@Lucky73096 My name.
tombkreeper3 3 months ago
con is related to chuck norris
TheSoccerangel321 10 months ago 2
@TheSoccerangel321 Con is Chuck Norris' father.
joshuakira33 9 months ago
@joshuakira33 YEP!!!
TheSoccerangel321 9 months ago
@TheSoccerangel321 no, chuck norris is related to Con :D
SniperCurse 8 months ago
*takes deep breath* "that's my son."
LMFAO xD
mollyxlolly 10 months ago
Jed: Con is eh-
Zoey: BEHIND YOU.
Lol. XD epic timing there.
emanuelle17576 10 months ago
How do u play with other people with the console on?
Regeneratekiller 10 months ago
I was skipping through one of the no - visuals spots and one of the places it stopped i swear i heard con say balls
jdude123454321 10 months ago
3:44 everything goes wrong lolololololololololol
MrMrmeanperson 10 months ago
how 'bout a new morning cereal? COCO "CON"ch =D
speedbreaker100 10 months ago
WTF I GLITCHTED THE VIDEO IT WAS ALL TILTED EVEN THE RED TIME LINE BAR THING!!!!!!
babbit09 10 months ago
con+molotovs=FTW!
jocy92113 10 months ago
lol it's kinda dissappointing that con lives with his parents
MoreThanAchievements 10 months ago
lol see thats petrol thats STUPID!
cbishop1782 11 months ago
"Con, stop hopping.. stop hoping.. stop crouching.. Con stop hopping.."
LOL!! ADHD much... xD
Smurf8584 11 months ago 3
@Smurf8584 Attention Disorder in High Definition?.....awesome XD
coroixiwa 10 months ago
Con sounds like he's high or drunk at 4:13
sssssaaaaave the woooooorld.....
Wieganatorx 11 months ago
con crunch chocolate bar
duck74UK 11 months ago
What would you doooo, for a CON-dike bar? Ha! Get it? Get it?... Nah you don't get it.
GCO53 11 months ago 3
@GCO53 lol dike
thecloak1001 11 months ago
@thecloak1001 Ha! I know.. I didn't realize that until after I posted the comment. T_T
GCO53 11 months ago
what was that hunter doing?
ijc1687 11 months ago
you should have said "condy" (like candy)
ZombieGamer009 11 months ago
Best quote ever
"my room connects to the hallway and sometimes my dad walks down the hallway and hears me say im awsome... Im really awsome and hes like *deep breath* thats my son"
dont think ive laughed so hard ever in my life so far
ZombifiedLegion 11 months ago
I fuck you con and your fuckin ladies
JoshuaNinja100 11 months ago
71 people were set on fire by Con's molotovs
Regan200 11 months ago
ummm...everybody kill yourselves
Sav3TheWorld 11 months ago
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!...what? Oh, sorry...COOOOOOOOOOOONN!
KingofStrawberries 11 months ago
"I am awesomemnomnomnom. :3"
Bberneri 1 year ago 4
what would u do for a con dike bar ??
pheniox1620 1 year ago 141
@pheniox1620 kiss a witch, a tank, a propane tank on fire, and shoot myself in the foot ten times
coroixiwa 10 months ago
@pheniox1620 one thing give him Molotovs and run
br8302 10 months ago
@pheniox1620 set my friends on fire....like a certain someone i know
ryan0ff 9 months ago
@ryan0ff LoL xD
pheniox1620 9 months ago
@pheniox1620 lol id kill a man
hoyle7780 4 months ago
@hoyle7780 xDD
pheniox1620 4 months ago
i think they should make a "meet ____" for each person in the team! :)
Wolfaura95 1 year ago 4
double o con :P
Juggernautmst 1 year ago
71 people got killed by a horde of zombies
xPeAcEfOeVa 1 year ago
So Con saved the cheerleader, huh? (Please tell me someone got that ;~;)
victorsheart 1 year ago
@victorsheart Save the cheerleader, save the world?
fishrule10 1 year ago
@fishrule10 :D *gives cookie*
victorsheart 1 year ago
What you do for a condike bar?
wiiking9 1 year ago
I like how Con says world :D
GerardIsTheWay 1 year ago
I gotta break it down to Con's dad. YOUR SON IS REALLY AWESOME!
ElfBosque 1 year ago
On one of Austin's blog posts on his Blogspot, he mentioned that "Meet Jed" was 40% complete! I'M SO EXCITED!
TheDesipoo 1 year ago
Why whenever I want to see an intelligent comment on a video, the only things that appear are "Thumbs up/Quotes/### People are..." comments? Seriously...
900Beret 1 year ago
con loves the fire
frankproductions14 1 year ago
'thats the power of con. IN YOUR FACE!' :']
iKellyannee 1 year ago
im awsomnmnmnmnmnmn
mortes9 1 year ago
Do a meet jed
daPhanntom 1 year ago
i love the quote "is it..... cspetroyl, THATS STUPID!" i loled for a good 5mins
Snoulbora 1 year ago
I love freaking con he is so freaking funny yet stuipd at the same time XD!!
darkemowolf13 1 year ago
You guys should play with DarkxWolf aka Kaboose
freddyblue50 1 year ago
@freddyblue50
They only play PC.
LordMunchkin 1 year ago
@LordMunchkin Yeah so does Kaboose
freddyblue50 1 year ago
at 2:40 say i can fly
MrSnicksers 1 year ago
Im Con and im awesome! Im awesomemnmnmnm....i saaave the wooorld!
only i can save the world! i gotta save the world.. xD
Juggernautmst 1 year ago
What molotovs fear, Con? Nah. Water
freddyblue50 1 year ago
71 ppl were distracted by Cons awesomeness and pressed the wrong button
freddyblue50 1 year ago
@freddyblue50 ooh snap.
ShadowAmnesia 1 year ago
@soymilkman5 it Is just audio
TheMalici0usM0nk3y 1 year ago
71 dislikers were incapacitated on the beginning of the movie.
Noobishmoney 1 year ago
AHH I HAVE DA POWA OF CON IN MAH FACE!
prettypantz1 1 year ago
wait...... I thought the original video was bloopers
MrShinjiTabris 1 year ago
how about a condike bar lol
98SuperColton 1 year ago
People fail at spelling and grammar.
Su1cidaLPancaKe 1 year ago
@Su1cidaLPancaKe Tell me about it. -_-
Noobishmoney 1 year ago
Anyone know how old Con is?
Complicatedd0928 1 year ago
@Complicatedd0928 35 according to his youtube profile.
SpadedIce 1 year ago
@Complicatedd0928 35
HAMISHDELUX 1 year ago
@Complicatedd0928 Con is 33 years old i think
Wiiman6905 1 year ago
70 guys dont have the sense of humor
Jaguar0690 1 year ago
@Jaguar0690 i dont have cause i dont speak english and i cant understand the shits what this guy are speaking LOL BITCH!
ReturnBierzoFriends 1 year ago
He saves the world.
DharmaInfinity 1 year ago
Molotovs fear Con? So like when they're sitting on a table and they see Con they start to think "Oh gawd no" and he throws them they yell "I'm freeeeeeeeee!" ?
OneClassicThe 1 year ago 37
yes con, you are awesomnomnomnom
TheSakura123 1 year ago
I bet Con's candy bar would be and taste just like him, Awesome.
SarriixArt 1 year ago
@SarriixArt Like a molotov?
Raiden777ify 1 year ago
@Raiden777ify Molotovs might be like a "Con Energy Drink"
ValdPhraser 1 year ago
@ValdPhraser ah good point
Raiden777ify 1 year ago
0:01 Burger Tank?
CaptainNarwhal1997 1 year ago
SAVE THE WORLD
jmata0823 1 year ago
the crunchy con should be shaped like a molotov
SalviKid1 1 year ago
only con could did ANY of this!!!
killingjoy100 1 year ago
00Con...
It is all that is needed to say how awesome Con is.
Zecoatl 1 year ago
cholete bar+con= flaming choco con bar :D
sonicv0 1 year ago
XD hop hop hop!!!
gothxdude10 1 year ago
@jclark2317 quad post fail
TheOnlyKoedix 1 year ago
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Con can eat 2,000 big macs without getting fat. He can beat spore 100 times in 1 minute. Con is also known to kill 10,000 zombies without help without getting hurt and without any molotoves or guns >:) Con can destroy 5,000 galaxy's in one blink. He can never die even with the most painful thing you could use to kill someone. If he ever goes to hell he will destroy it and go to heaven :)
jclark2317 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Con can eat 2,000 big macs without getting fat. He can beat spore 100 times in 1 minute. Con is also known to kill 10,000 zombies without help without getting hurt and without any molotoves or guns >:) Con can destroy 5,000 galaxy's in one blink. He can never die even with the most painful thing you could use to kill someone. If he ever goes to hell he will destroy it and go to heaven :)
jclark2317 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Con can eat 2,000 big macs without getting fat. He can beat spore 100 times in 1 minute. Con is also known to kill 10,000 zombies without help without getting hurt and without any molotoves or guns >:) Con can destroy 5,000 galaxy's in one blink. He can never die even with the most painful thing you could use to kill someone. If he ever goes to hell he will destroy it and go to heaven :)
jclark2317 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Con can eat 2,000 big macs without getting fat. He can beat spore 100 times in 1 minute. Con is also known to kill 10,000 zombies without help without getting hurt and without any molotoves or guns >:) Con can destroy 5,000 galaxy's in one blink. He can never die even with the most painful thing you could use to kill someone. If he ever goes to hell he will destroy it and go to heaven :)
jclark2317 1 year ago
2:42-3:11 xDDDDDDDDDD
Income04 1 year ago
OMG I just realized something. Double O Con, Coon. Nicely played sir.
Churchx77 1 year ago
why is more than half the video black
sdraider126 1 year ago