Carlos Mencia - Not For The Easily Offended Part 7

[MrAngelo1425]

he speaks the truth lol

[sharpStang]

CHUMALA ALLAH REMCHALA, CHALAAAAAAAA! (Nike, just do it.)

[XXworthyhandsXX]

@bobbygoo9 shitty attitude that ur a pissgargling thundercunt!

[XXworthyhandsXX]

@bobbygoo9 lmfao it looks like all this time you've been raving with a dick up your ass. So maybe you need to chill the fuck out and think about what went wrong in your fucked up life....... That's it ur angry all the time cuz ur dad probably sexually assaulted you. That's okay everyone has problems and don't even bother about replying back because to be honest u lack education and mental ability to be raging in caps lock. Like who does that. And I say for everyone that has encountered ur shitt

[faded247white]

This is some funny shit

[xTechnoDJx]

@bobbygoo9 Sorry, but you just proved exacly what Carlos was talking about. You are one of the stupid people. Do even realize what this was all for? It's called comedy. You know, for a good laugh? Like he said in part one, you will be offended. So, leave your 'insults' to yourself and go complain to someone who accually cares. And take a grammer class. No offence. ^.^

[bobbygoo9]

IK HE MADE FUN OF EVERY1 EVEN HIS OWN KIND AND I'M NOT DENYIN THAT BUT HE FOCUSED WAY MORE ON MIDDLE EASTERNERS THAN ANY1 ELSE AND THAT SHIT AINT RIGHT!

[bobbygoo9]

LIKE HES FUNNY BUT SOMETIMES I SERIOUSLY WANNA BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA HIM LIKE STOP WHINING AND CRYING LIKE A LIL BITCH! WE ALL GOT PROBLEMS AND WE ALL GOT OUR START AT THE BOTTOM BUT U DON'T SEE OR HEAR US CRYING ABOUT IT! GET OVER URSELF!

[lcsmwiley]

@bobbygoo9 He's a comedian. Comedians do whatever they heck they want when they want to. You don't have to watch his shit and leave five billion CAPS LOCK in your face comments about how his whiny bitch-assed beaner self is pissing you off. You either watch it, or you freakin' don't!

[bobbygoo9]

@lcsmwiley WAS I TALKIN 2 U? NO! SO MIND UR BUSINESS AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[lcsmwiley]

@bobbygoo9 Ah but now you are talking to me. If you're gonna leave comments all cap locked up to shit you're obviously gonna get a reaction. Whereas if you made a little less 'noise', people wouldn't leave comments addressed to yo' badass gangstapimpboi bad attitude havin' self.

Y'know it's real rich that one of your comments says the guy is so annoying with his constant bitching and moaning, but there you are fuckin fillin the webpage with your capital crap. STFU yourself."cracker"

[bobbygoo9]

@lcsmwiley IM SORRY BUT ALL I HEARD WAS BLAH BLAH BLAH IM A LIL BITCH! NOW RUN ALONG LIKE A GOOD LIL FAGOT AND SUCK UR TRANNY MOMS BALLS B4 HE GETS PISSED AND WHOOPS U WITH THE BELT AGAIN, KNOWIN U THO UD PROLLY ENJOY IT

[lcsmwiley]

@bobbygoo9 From that comment I can easily guess at two things. One, you've never heard, nor been a part of evolution. Second, it takes no rocket scientist to figure out that Carlos seems to spend a lot of time talking about people like you. I think the words involved most of the time were pendejo and puta. I'm sorry if my spelling and the words I use are too much for your tiny intellect, I'm sure with practice though, you'll do just fine. Now, stop being a smartass. You will lose.

[bobbygoo9]

@lcsmwiley lmao! u do realize that neither me nor any1 else with a life reads ur half a page long replies right? lmfao ur so cool with ur big words and long answers, who knew that hooked on phonics mixed with regular rapings and beatings from ur parents could make u sound so smart, i applaud ur genius, u sir have truly humbled me and i therfore tip my hat 2 u and admit defeat, NOT! GET UR FACE OUTTA UR DADS ASS U FAGOT ASS BITCH!

[lcsmwiley]

@bobbygoo9 You obviously have no life then. Why else would you respond in the first place, you stupid pissgargling thundercunt.

[bobbygoo9]

@lcsmwiley LMFAO! W/E U SAY GAYLORD CUM DUMPSTER 

[lcsmwiley]

@bobbygoo9 Seriously that the best you got? Read well and inwardly digest you stupid small minded little boy. Stop buying cheap magazines and jerking off to soft porn, grow up, and when you've got something called 'maturity' behind you, THEN consider communicating with adults. Until then, I suggest you concentrate on your education and learn to communicate without using abbreviations. This is the internet, not a fucking cell phone.

[bobbygoo9]

@lcsmwiley LMFAO! DO U SERIOUSLY HAVE NO LIFE THAT U GOTTA SIT HERE AND WRITE HALF A PAGE OF UTTER NONSENSE CRAP? GO SUCK UR DADS HAIRY BALLS U FUCKING FAGOT ASS BITCH!

[Alvinloser1]

@lcsmwiley ....why are you adding fuel to this boys fire? I can guarantee you that he is loving your attention right now. Let some other person talk to the wall.

[beersucks3]

@lcsmwiley Two things, this argument isn't helping >.< And second, pissgargling thundercunt?? Dear God, I respect you. Please trademark that.

[patton890]

@bobbygoo9 lul trollz be trolling

[bobbygoo9]

@patton890 take ur dads dick n balls outta ur mouth b4 u talk u dumb bitch

[patton890]

@bobbygoo9 u mad bro? ;D

[bobbygoo9]

@patton890 thatd be funny if it wasnt so over used, sorry bro but ur kinda late with that 1, better luck next time

[patton890]

@bobbygoo9 Probleeeem? :D

[bobbygoo9]

THIS GUY IS SO ANNOYING WITH HIS CONSTANT BITCHING AND MOANING ABOUT MEXICANS! NO1 GIVES A FUCK! LIKE 1 OR 2 TIMES OK FINE BUT EVERY OTHER SENTENCE? COME ON! FUCKIN CRY BABY!

[TheRaymond1245]

Lol I wish they would make that nike commercial if they did I would shit my pants

[DestinyHeroww]

Nike, Just Do It hahah xD

[2azfeWeb]

hahahaha...."TIGGER....Fuckin' gone!"



[SPINNYSANDERS11]

IF ALAHLAH GETS CRAZY, STAB THAT MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!

[SuperAdamBaxter]

he steals jokes

[kooteo]

"JUST DI IT!!! :)

[DarkRezo]

im crazy la,la,la,la Tik-tak ROTFLMFAO ! what brilliance

[13ROBG]

lmfao the two top comments state "I DONT CARE OR I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK" well i do care that the two top comments r the same

[frostedmite10101]

nike just do it

[sashakid]

XDD the joke with arabs and israelians fuckig good ... only problem those fuckers throw rocks at israeli soldier all day but the soldiers arent allowed to kill them all the can do is shoot smoke bombs and ruber bullets :P

[Iknownotofothers]

you people are tards. All comedians steal jokes, they change them up and make them their own. Have you noticed his jokes are similar but never the same? The jokes are changed.

[WoodyWV38]

Many people/comedians tell other peoples jokes., its who tells them the best that makes them funny! Thumbs up for Carlos!!!

[allAroundish]

Better to steal jokes than steal my time like other comedians. Carlos rules!!!

[Gamer2Infinity]

Nickey, just do it LOLOLOLO

[Planetar17]

Did the liberals give Carlos a talking to and that's why he hasn't been active of late?

[bugeemud]

if you can take a dick you can take a joke

[blackehawks]

Carlos Mencia for president

[crzytlk]

@blackehawks damn right.

[TBoneAgain]

" If you can take a dick you can take a jock!"

[sawfan777]

@TBoneAgain joke lol

[Schectler]

I'm going to use freedom of speech like Carlos has said

Everyone should be checked regardless of what fucking race you are because in the end if we eliminate all the racial bull shit we are human

[secoamca]

@Schectler

exactly everybody should use it without the fear of the fucking lawsuits

[Schectler]

@secoamca Yep 

[cosmek714]

Ha that's Hella true there's American restaurants all over kwait

[DZero50]

1:28 to 1:43 Fucking funny

[losvaguertos]

If your pussy hurts get some vagisil

[NieshaDaBoss]

If u can take a dick, you can take a joke.. Lmfao

[bbwluvur781]

@NieshaDaBoss rotflmfao

[jdark111]

lol just do it

[MrsSkankDank]

Tiger! Rawr! Fuckin gone

[mattiesensei666]

1:11 - 1:54 is what airport security SHOULD be like!

[BuzzyWho]

Reeespect!

[SuperShadowKing666]

80 people don't know how to say "supersize".

[HerejeBass]

79 people's hookhs smell like hackh

[vegrunks]

idt dhey can use dhat mic again

[MilanKorr91]

Your hooch is smelling like hach.

[danmory23]

HAHAHAHA LMAO 2:00 ITS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

[rockkstarr45]

Hahahahahaahha

[SKEPTICAL899]

Can you hear me now? 5:10 lol

[cavalierfan1995]

whhhhhhhhhhaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!!!­!

[catshavesouls]

Well, he's right. But if white people say what he says than we get booed off the stage, fired, blackballed and ostracized.

[ksmiley892]

Man I am white and Carlos had me laughing my ass off the entire video! He is right about us being complete pussies when it comes to being honest. I have an open mind and he is just saying all the things we are afraid to say. Keep on going Carlos lol!!!

[MrThemexicanito]

MY MANZ CARLOS MENCIA FUNNY ASS SHIT I WAS LMAO DURING THE WHOLE FUCKING VIDEO............

[krayzeejojo]

The gay terrorist part had me pissing my pants! LMAO

[4082da209]

Nike just do it

[taker13angel]

interesting question......look at the pictures

[MrMaxret]

This is what it must have been like to hear god speak and you are standing right in front of him, way back in the day!

[Lanyardish]

How the fuck does this drooling spic manage to make jokes about race, gays, and the mentally disabled in the same show and still be so unfunny?

At least when most queers bitch about people being offended by them, they actually have a cock in their mouths instead of just sounding like it.

[Martinx88813]

Super Size!!!!!!!!!!

[narumaki09]

nike just do it

[narumaki09]

if alalla gets crazy stab that muthafucker

[krayzeejojo]

I don't give a flying fuck if he steals jokes or not, this guy's brutally honest and straight-up real about the real-life shit we deal with constantly! He's got my respect.

[elferras24]

@krayzeejojo fuck yeah mine too

[secretk33per]

Nike: Just Do It XD

[Fonjin]

I'm so glad I'm not american! xD

[ItheSwick]

@Fonjin PPPPPFFFFTTTAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[lupushor2003]

great video so fuckin true it makes me sad .

[RVBMichaelJCaboose]

77 people can take a dick, but they can't take a joke.

[GTisTopGear]

HAHAHA I love his retarded voice

[323pikachu]

just to let you know the joke he say at 2:34 if you can take a dick you can take a joke....he stolld that joke from ralphy may another comedian look him up if you want hes really funny

[LilCrashBdawg]

Just saying that carlos does the gay thing a little too well dont you think lol but i love him he rocks :P

[TheVoid47]

I love the yeast infection jokes.

[Ladiessurfer217]

I'm a terrorist. You're gonna have to search me. There's a bomb in my ass and you're gonna have to find it. Tic Toc. Tic Toc.

[JOE1986D]

Nike, Just do it. hilarious.

[unpapidominicano1]

IF YOU COULD TAKE A DICK YOUUU CAN TAKE A JOKE

[classyruby]

Rama hamala... Mentos1

[163648951]

budweiser is brazilian now!

[todlovescheese]

this is like the funniest shit ever! i love carlos mencia!!!

[BabyiaArdellja723]

hêh_ÅNY_gúýs_wåNt_to_chÀt_wïth­_me

[Uglydisease]

I wonder how many microphones he fucks up during one show...

[fatsfleming]

i dont care if he does "steal" jokes or borrow other peoples shit....delivery is 99% of stand up comedy, and he has that mastered.

[lordofbaraddur]

if you can take dick you can take a joke HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[dnobles76642]

Didn't hear a single cosby joke there!!

Carlos for Prez

[MrDomz808]

there are 75 fags haha

[MrNarcko]

bad ass comedian

[kyahsere]

for when your hooq smells like hach!!!! LMAO

[godsofwar900]

Lmmfao, I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE HIM.

[robertdjwizard]

Bad ass crazy comedian!!

[ayam000maya]

The whollleeee show, i swear he had sleeves on his shirt. lmao.

[justLiLoldme123]

u tore up that turkey didnt you bitch?!?!

[emari45]

@justLiLoldme123 now i kno were my friend git that frim

[bananasir]

HAMAAALAAAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[CalluW]

i hate how people ruin some of the funniest lines by writing them as comments

[xKaishisxMoonx]

Nike. Just do it.

I roflmao so hard.

[birkenau666]

he thinks hes smart........hahahahahhahahaha­hha what a dumb mexican

[Drewboii3496]

omfg the ending is priceless lol!

[deadreck024]

The pictures of terrorist on the wall at the airport  should include Bush,Cheney,Rumsfeld,Rove and many more.

[DuellMeNoob]

@deadreck024 it should only include white people... the true terrorists.

[GuruBabadesh]

yet nb fuckin thursday TURKEY DAAAY! i laughed so hard

[YoungGun604]

wow so many comics have said that if you can take a dick you can take a joke like watch ralphie may

[darkspineshadow12345]

@YoungGun604

meaning that it is not a stolen joke its a statement shared by multiple comedians

[JMacMoney321]

theres a bomb in my ass and you better find it... tic toc tic toc! LOL!!

[bubadippin]

great idea at 1:11 to 2:00

[toughbutpink]

Your Pussy Hurts, Get Some Vagisil ! ;) Lmfaoooo !!

[BubbleRayable]

this is were the song tic toc came from.......

[bio0rx]

man katt wiliams is better than this stupid asshole

[platinumbeatZ4U]

@bio0rx Listen FUCKER u jus got da honur of me responding to your stupid ass comment...that dude got nutin on him ...sure kat is funny but come on face it all that dude does is do complain type jokes when carlos puts on a show and not only makes you laugh but slaps some sence in to you with his fat mexican fruit picking hand of REALISM

[FiliPinoy95]

@platinumbeatZ4U you are so right!

[Hammboner5]

@bio0rx fuck u loser

[diehard17]

LMAO if allala gets crazy...stab that motherfucker!

[popedaniels]

NIKE, JUST DO IT. LMAO

[donut11789]

that sounds like a badass comercial they should so do it

[10valk]

im crazy... LALALALALLALALA

[Drew1165]

My BIG BROTHER! Carlos, Que Chulo! Great Show!

[missfabulouso]

72 people need to get that white tiger on their ass

[LiLmIzZyMiZz95]

Intresting question... look at the pictures.

Oh my god!!

There's a bomb in my ass and you better find it!! tick-tock, tick-tock

LMFAO!! XDDD

[MzRodriguez1989]

If you can take a dick, you can take a joke jajajajaja

[Hydrobeast1]

If alala gets crazy.....Stab that motherfucker :D

[2211monty]

it's not racist since he insults everyone :)

[MetalPhoenix13]

happy turkeyday

[elcabrachupas]

I love it how americans laugh at being called pussies .. when they are muahahaha

[iamyutube]

hmmm maybe if i put one of carlos' jokes in my comment people will thumbs up it....

[DemonandAngellife]

if you can take a dick you can take a joke LMFAO!

[stupidjerk35]

TIGER

[alej1230]

Im a terrorissst

[8522801]

if your pussy hurts get some vagisil! Really! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[MaxDexus]

SUPERSIZE!

[SirRobertBazdmeg]

CARLOS FOR PRESIDENT!

[ACHILESREBORN2]

@SirRobertBazdmeg sorry dude hes an imigrant...the wont even let him run :\

[shahnoor121]

If you can take a dick you can take a joke.

LMAO

[rubiomasgrande]

71 people are sand niggers.lol

[nickthestick26]

Come on fags, if you can take a dick, you can take a joke. :D

[Channelofepicness111]

@nickthestick26

Guilty... Only, I don't take jokes as well.... >:D

[FukDatAndYourMom]

@nickthestick26 immortal technique lol

[LatinoTeacher76]

Never seen this comedian... but he is maaaaaad funny!!!

[wolfmangml1]

for when your khhhukh smells like kkcakhh

[mansitopinta]

Women in Afganistan covered from head to toes walking in 130 degrees. Your "HUH" smells like "HUH"

[SarItachi79]

@mansitopinta I died at that part.XDD

[santiago2991]

If Only There Was An "I Love This Button"

[semperfi9110]

Ah la la la ah la Thats fucking funny!

[chronicsxxt]

kinda stole the "if you can take a dick you can take a joke" thing from immortal technique but it doesnt even matter hes funny as hell!!

[thomaswesthoefer]

@ThEJoshPazos perfect ending.

[MrLAWERY]

What is a Mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed! -c

[MrLAWERY]

What do you call a little mexican?

A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay. -Why were there only 40,000 mexicans at the Alamo?

They only have two cars!

What is a Mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed! -c

[TheKosuko213]

if ur pussy hurts get some vagsil XD

[skater4vie]

This guy is a fucking machine!

[superkasper31]

the nike joke was fucken funny lol

[vuikenshtein]

hmm .. 71 dislikes...arabs?:-)

[scarabouch]

@vuikenshtein typical coment from a jew.

[vuikenshtein]

@scarabouch I'm Russian,you,dumbass.And your comment is typical for a donkey.

[semperfi9110]

@vuikenshtein Yo I"m Russian to whats your last name!

[wierd0chick]

@vuikenshtein hahaha, thats great!!

[vuikenshtein]

@wierd0chick thank you:-)

[jo05dk]

I do believe this guy is the best example of why the truth is funny.