Paranormal Attack Warning And Psychic Battle. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

[MrZoider]

Ordered

[MrStealthist]

Why am I here?

[TheAstralSerpent]

I can't believe people can't understand if this is a joke and they go "LOL YOU NEED HELP", irony.

[kathy7703]

Are you kidding around? or do you need A LOT of help

[zlatkogvozden]

@kathy7703 kidding. Read his book, it's awesome!

[ladybatrocks]

Mom Dont throw stuff at mean when im in the middle of a physic battle LOL

[HotToastedBread]

Is this butchy kid under another account hahaha

[triotheyoshi]

this prograb idz for rly idtedz dewdz odly...

[Thatistrue1]

I'm not saying it was aliens... but IT WAS ALIENS

[rubyninja100]

I though ninjas are supposed to be asian.

[Enyateas]

you look like you are in need of long term psych help.

[timclfc]

Is seeing a Ninja wail on a guitar hard enough to explode your grandmothers head considered a paranormal attack?

[ShellMo3]

foil ninjas ATTACK!!!!!!!!

[SpardaTheDamneD]

THIS SHIT IS AWESOME! I BELIEVE!

[huntergratzner]

Holy fucking shit. I was just over at realultimatepower, for old times sake and for laughs and i found out about this alien stuff, and i'm in tears. You rocked it again for me. Well played sir. Master of comedy.

[milkmobber721]

THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! I just came back from a fabulous vacation spot and never realized how vulnerable I was to an attack! Time to start my training!

[CapnJay214Supra]

When r u going to fight soke fujita!! ur a COWARD!! r u scared he will destroy you in one punch??? ur ninja website will not protect u from the skill of REAL ninjas that is for sure!! i would really really like to see you try to fight a real ninja like soke fujita for even one minute haha yeah right a little punk like you would never last when the real ulitimate warriors come out to play!!!!!

[kanopopo]

I hope you get cancer from that.

[matter0ni]

i had an experience one time long long ago, in the days of lincoln logs where i had hand to hand combat with a genuine Albanian Silver-back ghost. if it wasnt for my tactical urban assault training in close quarters battle, i probably would have lost

[nullenigma]

OMG IM POSTING THIS 2 TWITTER RITE MEOW

[bilygote]

I want to join your elite squad!

[warneford87]

You look like a silver shit. I would love to poo you out.

[unokilo321]

lol this was fucking awesome

[HankHillTheBloodHawk]

Nunchucks, ghost's only weakness. Ghost's are so weak against nunchucks because the spins cause them to go crazy.

[Kylemathews1]

41 people are diaper babies!

[DestroyerSword]

@Kylemathews1 and 194 people are stupid cave men

[degarmo187]

I believe in ghost and aliens and I'd love to practice the chucks with you, bro!

[0O00OO0O00OO0O00OO]

This guy is Maddox when he's bored being Maddox I think

[CaptainCrunchOwns]

@0O00OO0O00OO0O00OO

Dude... I think you're on to something.

[laurenlovesdecember]

your not serious.

[TheBraveKitten]

I WANT TO GIVE YOU A HUG!

[MRec1124]

omg a freakin fat guy wrapped in tin foil just jumps out of nowhere

[amackayj]

Robert, is that you?

[GraveyardDave19]

i fucking love these videos.

[Rhlozan]

this is AMAZING! I laughed so hard at the part about the bird :)

[surfsuppel]

@DumbsterKid ... It was one of my really bad habbits. (:

[gigglesilly17]

I B intense :{) :D mustache vanish :)

[greasy87]

I just wasted 1:24 seconds of my life. Fucking lame. Get a life

[gingernutTV]

@surfsuppel dude....it's called getting high

[gingernutTV]

Iron mans new sidekick! Lol XD

[orang3c4rt]

LOL

[cafe105]

That was just stupid.

[zer02771]

41 little babies were too young to know where the like button was

[kyleadkins09]

i laughed so hard i cried when you poped up in that outfit good job

[jamesbrownintown]

This guy is trying to be funny with a very real serious issue. Like inviting a comedian to a funeral, it's just not funny

[DumbsterKid]

In your comment*

[IIIIILukA]

IM SERIOUSLY BUYING IT 4 REAL

[simbijan]

Gay



[surfsuppel]

Oh My Dude This Is A Load Of Crap... But I Have Expereinced Weird Things Dissapearing, Oppening, And Closing Around My House.. Followed Buy Weird Noises..

[DumbsterKid]

@surfsuppel So why does every word in your start with a big letter?

[TheRockninja24]

1:24 this is a waste of time

[Juliawoodside]

So when are we going to hang out and train nun chucks?

[DoctorDreee]

I think all white folks is aliens, cuz lookit - the black man was here first., and ruled the earth like the dinosaurs. Then suddenly, white folks start poppin up. Strange, ain't it?

[sorlikow]

u rule man lol! dont be a bunch of assholes people hes trying to save ur life from the undead!

[bensorensen1]

Oh My God, I have lost all faith in humanity. This guy is really Robert Hamburger, HOLY SHIT

[OmegaNexus1]

That was intense

[chocolatehater23]

what the fuck??

[LubricatedBeat]

brilliant!

lets be friends

[1787dude]

LOG!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[wastedom]

i liked the good old days of flippin' out about ninjas and pirates. whats this space alien ghost stuff?

[Joeschmo8725]

Fucking Faggot!!!

[moleman1961]

I`m scared!

[86kinky86]

nice rave outfit

[chickenyogurt]

LOL

[mugfuy]

Pure genius! :-)

[Simpson654]

Awesome. If you have no house, or even a bus, you can have people eating birds out of your hands, you gotta know Real Ultimate Power. He flipped out totally, dude!

[hovbri31]

LOOK OUT HERE COME FOIL MAN ! Lame

[StefanRouach198198]

FUCKING AMAZING!

[imnvincible]

lol

[husthisshet]

not funny......

[c0nsci0usness]

ROFL

[WorkOnWellness]

lol

[ubtri]

aha... shit u rule!

[luisrrjjcc]

This is the most stupid thing I have ever seen.

Seriously, tinfoil can stop aliens from reading your mind, but if they are ghostaliens, their mystical otherworldly power allow them to bypass the tinfoil and read your mind.

Better to practice your ninja skills than making tinfoil suits.

[ULTRAMAGGOT666]

r u the guy who has that ninja website

[GHOSTSALIENS]

Maybe.

[wideeyedsneeze]

Ninjas are pretty bad ass. They probably killed the guys who had that website because they were giving away all the ninjas secrets. Probably death by electric guitar solo.

[trixakias]

@ULTRAMAGGOT666

u idiots it is maddox behind everything

[TheMrPibbers]

i am a really intense dude. :0

[Instantkarmah]

ARE YOU AUTISTIC?

[namenotavailable]

weren't you worried you'd die of heat exhaustion under the alfoil?

Muchos respectos for making that, how much foil did you use?

[ivohhh]

lol

[DeeandraRose]

is this a comedy?

[ZuuLSpAcEmAn]

NO! This is serious!

[GHOSTSALIENS]

Thanks, bro.

[kitdisjointed]

INTENSE!!1

[erererer2]

all im saying is you cant hurt a ghost at all AND YOUR JUST PARANOID and ghosts arent evil neither are alians you are just an idiot

[erererer2]

you cant hurt a ghost you idiot

[GHOSTSALIENS]

SHUT UP, YOU DUMB BABY.

[ZuuLSpAcEmAn]

Tell your mom on that stupid idiot, she'll bring JUSTICE!

[TheSmileymichael]

@GHOSTSALIENS Fuck you man you so damn funny I watched this like36 times and it never gets old hahahahah!

[therealpatros]

@erererer2

of course you can hurt ghostaliens

watch?v=Ko3t0RnkqBY#t=6m37s

[djtrixen]

hiya!  i be ninja. ph34r. lol

[aronlovespot]

thats funy as hell

[burtonboards10]

Nothing like flipping out and killing some generally un-cool stuff like a math teacher or your little sister's teddy bears

[AKASLICKY]

what the hell was that ! what is wrong with some people you need serious help there buddy or a job or something,unflippin real.

[MantisFang]

oh my ninja, this is serious business!

[alienpatentoffice]

Folks, terribly sorry about that. That was my bake potato dinner who escape from the oven. He he he

[natruto]

there is no greater threat to a ninja.. than a ghost/alien.. well except of course, a ninja/ghost/alien.

[makemehavefun]

i dunno about ghosts and I dunno about aliens. My thing is Bigfoot and the Jackalope. I want to find and capture one of these things but right now I live in Las Vegas, so I'm not too sure either of those guys live around here... geographically.

11 dollars is a lot of money plus I have to pay something like 3 dollars for s+h(i'm trying to save up money for a motorcycle).. is there anything in this book that's gonna translate into helping me get what "I" want?

Are there any pictures in this book?

[noegirl330]

wtf?

[Elcapitan59]

Yess. !

[Zakuza7777]

ROTFLAMO

who u gonna call?

GHOSTALIENBUSTERS!

[bigdsears]

This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ghost / aliens. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

[jardel95]

LETS FLIP OUT

[larryholloway2009]

retard

[R34p3Rza]

ur just SAD dude

[R34p3Rza]

wats he need is sum PUNANIE!

[THISNAMEOWNS]

a falcon punch will fix these fuckhead ghostsslashaliens

[Chameleon569]

what a jerk

[Vajrasiddha]

What kind of log was it? A Poo Poo log!!!

[symonexlovesxyou]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chickvicious08]

OMG i am dieing that was too funny

[joannepsi]

Must be a viral.

[TeamSancheZz]

We need to join forces and start nunchuck training RIGHT NOW... i dont wanna get attacked on the bus! We need to eliminate these f**ks and then party with punch and pie after we succeed. We will also need women to join our forces so we can rebuild the earth.... That is all.

[shytzoo]

what he needs is to recruit some badass wailing ninjas to kick some ass and pork some babes

[khaeotixs]

oh God, what if it's the same guy?!

fxcking hell, i remember that site from years ago... hilarious.

[kem594]

haha, this is actually pretty funny.

[consciencematter]

we should nun chuck train, trey. i'm ready to really learn.

[WNW3]

Trey was kicking the crap out of that bird!

[GHOSTSALIENS]

I KNOW!

[jbearden]

FUNNIEST SHIT IN YEARS!

[leafmealoan]

Glad you showed me what that aluminum foil stuff is used for...

I was about to wrap a potatoe in some of it and stick it in the oven.

You probably saved my life.

[kem594]

potato?

[Falcon2011boo]

OMG...thats the funniest BULLSHIT i've ever seen.

[dudriedger]

lol

[supafly345]

This would only be funny if it were real. But its just pathetic now.

[Lebowski53]

You would be funny if you weren't a nutsack.

[MasterWyverne]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Where'd I put my proton pack?

[don818]

My ghost friend is piss now. Thanks... >:(

[Carbonisleet]

Trick question, you don't have any friends.

[don818]

Gtfo my internets dumbfuck its called sarcasm

[groundeffectx]

i wish i had electricity

[meritaholley]

Whats the tin foil for?

[itstheit]

Harnessing moisture for emergencies.

DUHH!!

[epsilonspacecake]

tin foil keeps aliens from reading your mind.

[atreyu182345]

Funniest shit evar.

[Alarm4321]

omg first time I actually laughed hard at a youtube video

[RETARDIRANY]

I see computer power supply behind ya!

[KlassyKamikaze]

who the hell hangs nunchuks like that?

[ZuuLSpAcEmAn]

He's summoning ghosts, duh.

[zombeze]

seriously you guys. watch your backs.

[iwonderiftheyknow]

Your book is the funniest sh*t EVER.

[danjayess1]

that was crap....complete waste of time

[fattymarley]

holy fuck

[badnewswade]

I'm ready for some HOT action - put that baking foil to good use at Gas Mark Four or 180 degrees C!

[wouldabeen23]

That was "really tubular" on the flip-o-meter

[Vektruscen]

Massive.

[ryons1]

Trey, I want you to teach me your ways. I bought the Book and your the reason I fight. Everyone is telling me that IM CRAZY, But I will be laughing in the end!!!! MoooWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[itstheit]

It's a heck of a book.

btw, one thing I discovered about Hot Pockets, via my own studies, is that they have a mortal fear of alcohol. I once consumed a Hot Pocket, and chased it with beer, and after the 8th or 9th bottle (I forget which), WHOOSH! the Hot Pocket scurried from my mouth.

[TheSternMystic]

I'm a believer.

The Hamburger's are the greatest people I know on this planet. I only wish I knew their address so that I could send them gifts.

[itstheit]

It's in the book.

[GHOSTSALIENS]

not exactly.

[itstheit]

Ah. But for him/her to affirm or refute my statement, he/she would have to:

1. Buy the book, if he/she hasn't already.

2. If he/she HAS bought the book, further inculcate your teachings, in search of that address, and, in the process, get pumped, in anticipation of your next book, and buy THAT.

(taps nose)

[cdmays]

I'm not going to lie. This guy is awesome and I've been a fan ever since he taught me the truth about ninjas.

[kiltman13]

why would you lie?

[innes247]

im totaly ready for action!

[Lariekoekje]

Hi, Trey! :D

[djspawn00]

Trey Hamburger keeps using Robert's email account to send me links to videos that make me drink to numb the pain and awesomeness.

[MadBanana39167]

FUCK YOU FAGGOTWISE

[suppersultra]

nice nun chucks dude

[0ranutan]

Totally Great.

[EliteXfp]

Totally Goat.

[itstheit]

Fatally Taut.

[seantilley]

Absolute genius.

[amoremorte85]

Dude you are awesome.