Hot Chicks, Baby Drama, and Finally Back!!!

[boro4ever8]

last comment?

[darkmantlestudios]

@boro4ever8 nope :)

[Kadazik]

i want to be the best

ya i aim high

[legend321789]

ive done two chicks on a jetski at the same time

[faisalkfpm]

omg I search for a hot video and this pig pops up again.

[wcooper97]

Makes sense about Alaska. Colder than the -25 that it was last night in Anchorage. (:

[rock1chica]

an awsome thing i want to do is sky dive. not gonna lie im not sure if ill have the she balls to do it....

[Shydrow]

fuck 5 it was 4 with multiplayer.

[Rhodebunny]

lol people new to youtube will probably be like "why is he pointing to the right? didn't he say in the description"

[evian1230]

the most awesome thing i wanna do is bungee jump from an airplane. then release the cord and sky dive.

[BravesPrincess7]

QOTD: Swam with Dolphins.

[brady8196]

QOTD: sex you up

[marilynmanson25]

rode around my naborhood on the back of my friends car, going ninty. :D

[alienluvrs]

ive never went on a jet ski

[chicagobears45]

u suck ray is better so u lose

[amattehmaphia]

loooooooool

sharpied a beard on his face

xDDDDD

[TaylorLautnerlover86]

Oh my God! I love that game! Except when Sheva kept getting killed by the chainsaw guy and then when you boss fight the terrorist guy. I litterally begged my friend for her X Box so I could play it.

[pizzabroodje]

the most awesome thing i want to do is kill a rapist.

[ChOcOsTaR27]

@pizzabroodje AWSOME XDDD! ME TOO!! And skydiving...definately skydiving

[RaiderJake26]

@pizzabroodje I second that notion good sir

[TheShizznitRudeboy]

QOTD: swam with great white sharks.

it was insane, totally recommend it :D

[ThriceDog]

Yeah I spent literally 13 hours playing resident fucking evil 5, shit was cash, we started at like 10pm then I looked at the clock after completing the game and was like "holy shit"

[6543987]

3 chicks

[Dracomalfoychat]

im not having sex until im married...i got a few offers but i want it to be like...awesome when it firsts happen and then later it wont ruin my marrage cause ill have nothing to compare to

[phantomzassassin]

@Dracomalfoychat haha fail so your new wifes first experiance having sex with YOU will be a bad experiance for her. ahve sex get better and then impress her with some new moves on your wedding night

[kuht123]

0:54 / 4:01

[BlackKnightSkye]

Sex on a surf board in Hawaii.

Or a day of Urban Airsoft, complete with a freeway chase/shootout, breaking into a warehouse to set up a base and get ambushed in said warehouse.... and sneaking onto an airforce base....

The cops were busy at the Veteran's day parade lol!

[chillcycle]

i wanna be the only guy with like 5 hot girls

[Gorgonzola2104]

...Skydive...

[katiepicaso]

The only reason he got an infection is A. if she was stupid and didnt sterilize it or did it too deep. Or B. if he didnt take good enough care of it.

[kingsweeting]

me and my mate done it in 9 hours on hardest...and my first run through!

[MrRainbowjake]

Rode a jetski whilest having sex with two different guys

[MckaysProductions]

Lol your laugh is cheeky when you said bathing in cancer

[ChrisEllerbeck]

have done:jumped off the big slide in 3rd grade!

want to do: kill giant monkey robots with aids and that have cool swords with Swine flu on them

or just get some real friends thats cool too

[gumptv]

SEARCH:  SXEPHIL NFL PICKS

[qounqer]

YOUR MOM

[WastlandFirearms]

PARIS HILTON

[6MarilyN66]

i dont get why u always diss ur face, i think ur totally good looking

[flynnyboi10]

2:15-unnoticed puwn

[jackeinbinder]

I got RE5 for my 9 year old cousin on his bday.... He loves it

[D3STR0Y4RF4iLZ]

Probably something i would really love to do is have like 10 chicks at a time, it would just be awesome :P

[ruttman15]

I want to have the president of the USA and Kim from north korea to have an oil wrestling match while I watch and drink lemonade. then they have to feed me grapes.

[wiccan4ever]

rofl at the bank robber. he must've ben smoking a joint of fail before he went on the robbery.

[dourselfN]

...more booty

[moldy904]

Most awesome thing i want to do... do a front flip off of a flaming polar bear and kick a terrorist in the face before i land.... in space.

[HammieDarko]

Most awesome thing I've done.

Now that I think about it, it was probably when I got kicked out of high school freshman year for what was supposed to be the remainder of the year but they reduced it to a month.

Why? Because I'm so smart, they really wanted me back. No joke. They reduced my punishment like 3 times.

The best part about it was that my grades were even better when they let me come back because the classes at the alternative school they sent me to were so easy.

[Emoskins23]

Ummmm most aswome thing iv done .... I think asking my girlfreind of 1 year out ^_^

[iluvhosho]

wut i would love to do which i hope on doing be4 i die. when ever that day comes is go para sailing and have a bitch with big ass tities and a nice ass that has to be hotter then the mother fucking sun suck my dick. and 800 feet in the air is twice the pleasure if ya know wut i mean.. haha bitches

[ohyeahididthatbaby]

that has got to be one of the stupidest things i have ever read. fucking retard.

[ManStyle5]

youre a piece of shit iluvhosho

[EvilJerks0298]

i facepalmed my self when the robber robbed a bank and used a sharipe

[unkown77777777777777]

sky diving :)

[collateral52]

flone plane

[darkalchemistninja]

bin in a porno

[xThunderxWolfx]

I'd play RE5 with you. I was 1# in the leaderboards at one point.

[maeubhminor]

i thought everybody thought re5 was extremely bad??

Meh...x]

[deadmen117]

kill a leprican

[CatFlashBlue]

" you die person with better life experiences!" ahahahaha!!!!!!

[lylestaffel]

res evil 4 was wayyyyy better than 5..........5 was so damn redundant i felt like i was doing the same damn thing in the same damn place, too damn much

[spikedwallman]

let's see, most awesome thing... that would be juggling puppies and chainsaws in space on a unicycle.

[xXdeadlyjuggaloXx]

i dont like re5 very much

[superFLYdudes126]

most awesome thing i've done is watch this show

[corebore13]

i played RE5 on my 360 for about, 300000000 days, it was addictive, did it my self though, i have no friends i sorry, oh yeah, i got rotten eggs if anyone wants some

[Llawliet246]

In a seat cushion.... WTF That's hilarious!

[omg1a1kitten]

parasailed

[StonkinYou]

You die with person with more awesome life experiances.

lol!

[drumplayerbob]

I HAVE RE5 FOE PS3!! amazing~~

[Mattsice]

Resident Evil 5 was the greatest game ever created until you beat it completely 100% then you just realize you have no life and that you should go outside. lol (life experience)

[kremcrazy]

ur little widows peak hair bugs the crap out of me

[AllwaysNeverRandom]

bungie jump, skydive, and Friggn Learn How To Play Halo. I SUCK sooo bad xD

(prolly not gonna do the 1st two. too scarry)

[sexysadie95]

RESIDENT EVIL 5 rULES SOOO MUCH

[Balthazzarr]

Answer to question: I want to do two chicks at once.

[opalexian]

sharpie on face? that almost made ice cream come out my nose!

[collateral52]

i want to do megan fox

[Antiunfunktasticize]

Most awesome thing I've done?

I got to Level 70 in WoW in only 3 something ish days /played.

Which was an awesome record for me =D

[Willettes1]

you do knows its pixels right...

[Antiunfunktasticize]

Pixels made of pure, condensed win. There's a difference.

[Pikeman336]

week i go 20 hours minimum if i'm obsessed

[MegaZombieNation]

im not so sure that is something to be proud of but more power to you if you hold to your convictions

[Pikeman336]

meh

[cacaman23456789]

aw helll yeah! resident evil 5 is fun as hell! haha

[NolaJames87]

how old r u?

[climber4321]

i love res 5

[bobaboba124]

i wanna play frogger while having sex

[ItsKatieDarling]

Phil, it annoys me that you think you're ugly.

Gah!

Anyways, I love your videos. You make me look up news stories all the time :)

[passportmonster41]

He always points out in his videos that he makes use of something called sarcasm. Look i t up.

[Spiritan3mz]

want to go skydiving.

i've never been on a jet ski either.

i didn't like resident 4 or 5 because i prefer shooting games that allow you to move while you are shooting.

[Bl0odjester]

you must mean you didn't like re 1234or 5 then?

[Spiritan3mz]

i never played 12or 3.

[Bl0odjester]

=( you cant be an old gamer then

[Nejidrew14]

i want to ride a shark into the eye of a hurricane.. and live

[jessizzle1]

u havent ben on a jet ski?????????????

[ltlbpv]

want: jump out of a plane (with parachute of course)

did: repelled down 100 foot waterfall

[drummingdude2007]

giant tether swing over a cliff in new zealand. you swing out over the cliff over and over again wayyyy above the town.

most awesome thing ever. better than skydiving

[roxas230397]

try playing a game for 36 hourst straight XD.....Seriously!

[roxas230397]

Skydiving.

[piperthemost]

0:05 he looks like he wants to kiss u....pucker up!!!lol

[2close2thesun182]

u r ADORABLE

[persianCAREED]

RE5 sucks! it shits on all the RE classics. The things arnt even zombies!!! thats BS!

[zackfair5580]

so did you like RE4?

[xxshatteredsoulxx]

They weren't zombies in four either....

[Tubekid200]

woo sharpie!

[GregSlashCooper]

never ridden a jet ski

[platypus7222]

QOTD: First kiss on a party boat in Canada, this being the first time ever being out of the U.S.

[tinker2203]

I heard about a study that pinpoints what makes your body age and ultimately leads to death and they discovered that free radicals (what makes your body age) are caused by oxygen...so essentially what gives you life... also kills you. don't you just love irony?

[Collin10706]

QOTD:

Jump off a bridge and somehow live

[chsiao999]

i got RE4

my dad got it actually

it freaked the shit out of me

[mota9110]

Is it just me, or does it look like Little Palin is packing some WMD's. Holy shit their huge. I looks like she's carrying the baby in her chest. Hahaha, at a second glance, it looks like she has mega-monoboob. It just looks like Papa will be missing out on some huge tax DDeductables. Just saying. I can't be the only one.

[thefeasel]

Yes, yes you are.

[achlen]

12 hours in RE5 thats good, completed it in 7 hours.

RE5 FTW!

[Chancechan]

spending the summer in eritrea (east africa) and riding camels on the shore of the red sea.

electrically shocked when i was two and lived.

...i'm so boring. D=

[rampage42]

you know. if u watch toy story. and then watch this. the motions are almost exactly the same. eye movements. body language. everything. its pretty funny

[crazytan121]

well very wierd thing very wierdest thing i walked into a lampost and it was fun

[dezzielou]

lmaaoo

i love youu haha

[badgerboy159]

i hate resident evil i no im a nerd but i hate the shooting but ur ledgend

[YumPurple]

Lmao. I just got RE5 (yeah i know a little late bu ohwell) woke yesterday morning, and played for about 6-7 total hours, it's so damn addictive. Only stopped to finish a paper for school.

[qbanricanplaya1]

sex with a stripper

[l0veshine]

Haha, it's okay, you gotta indulge every once in awhile. :P

[ballsz43]

lol your funny

[Jdizzleisawesome]

that game is freakin BEAST !!!!

[Domrayg]

ILOVERESIDENTEVIL5 I Completed it in 3:55Hours...

[Rockleelives777]

i dont blame you cause resident evil 5 is awesome

[commentkiller]

I would love to screw you

[DaKilla27]

well, RE5 for 12 hr. ... well, i played SSBB for 8 hr. once.

[Darkspine345]

Yeah!

[gooldude3]

bungee-jumping/sky-diving

[jackoneeightytwo]

i love how the related videos are hillarious.

[JackassBG]

"You die person with more awsome life experiences" xD :D i pissed myself laughing

[ifeelsorandom]

i want to go skydiving.

ASAP :D

[lewisbrowervlog]

I'm usually too busy for your live shows and this makes me very sad.

[stefanm95xbxlive]

hes kinda chuby but he is a coool chub chub your sick phill keep it up

[merchbricks]

phil i run a strip club in canada lol i think i could help u wit that hahahahahhaa

[GameNinja13]

Hey phil, I noticed you finally are back, and also, BTW, I noticed that you have finally backed away from the camera a little bit...

[clconig]

her baby daddy looks like a grown up cracked out corey haim. ahh wat happened to the poor lostboy lol

[spunkeh]

Eeeverything gives cancer. . . . or is that what people want us to think, so those products sell badly . . hmm . . . They should just tell us what doesn't give us cancer, it'd be a shorter list :p.

[Samanna13]

ur face is fine baby.

[hiddengen]

ahaha

u rule

[lchacko41]

LMAO

sharpie beard...

[SkadetKevin1994]

RE5 Is A Sick Game!!!

[CarylCake]

More something-er than ever!

[Polthedogslayer]

i played RE5 for 16 hours straight lmao

[thedirector987654]

If there is one type of person I hate more then any other kind, is people that get offended by a remark. Please, save it. If your black and I call you the "N-word" does a kitten die? Probably not otherwise kittens would be extinct. Good job Phil, I love how the video's keep getting funnier. Please don't forget to make any kind of joke you want because deep down, no one cares. Keep it up Phil.

[03lucky]

yeh but calling black ppl the N word is offensive because it was (and some say still is ) a word to put down and derogetorize(if thts a word) black ppl...black ppl tht say it are stupid (im black i shud know) its a horrible word and i hate hearing it...i cant make you understand so i understand why your sceptical about it but there is a reason and in my eyes its just...

[Halochief165]

Nigger

[03lucky]

oh who let this little child on the computer again....gosh peeps nowadays....

go come up with a decent name...."halochief165" what a bitch name does your mom still tuck you in at night

[satans666puppy]

hahahahaha

he just got fucked

[califanatic]

OMG...you always make me laugh!!

I looove you!

[ThumpingPenguin]

Your mother

[8todd8]

i want to make the world a pillow world

[Mastermax345]

would there be pillow people?

[darkshadowinthe50s]

omg omg the first time that i went on a jetski was with this realy hot guy it was amazing

most amazing thing ive done??? idk um... let me think... i think that would have to be... when i went on a tour of europe and got to do all types of fun stuff

[JadedJenny666]

I love this shit!!!!!!

[Maxandtheletter7]

I hate your voice so much I actully love it and i subscribe

[NaeNaeNicky]

I'd like to point out that there are hundreds of thousands of different types of people in America and to pin point one stereotype on the whole country is both foolish and absoultly hypocritical.