Modern Warfare 3: Funny "Jesus" Glitch

[Kenstro949]

Kony 2012

[huntdoggsslayer1295]

0:20 OMG U KILLED JESUS!

[ItsLennon]

Can you walk??!!??!!

[JohnnyK374]

look at his title ;)

[theevilsalatude]

oh shit an A.A. gun

[MrHoyt97]

Put your recon drone over a spawn point and it does the same thing and also they can't get out.

[TutonuJuggernaut]

@QpangJasper Well spotted! hahaha

[TutonuJuggernaut]

@xF34RxR1PP3RX when the letters go away, stop it around 1:06 to 1:08

[MineCraftRussia]

It's called civilian, not Jesus mode.

[TheFXU061]

LoL.

That happened for my team mate when I played domination.

My other team-mate had a assault drone, and suddenly thee offer spawns into the assault drone.

They couldn't move the only thing they could do was to shot and ignore that 4 people was laughing at them.

This was is in my friends file share so we still got it.

[williebeemin22]

AWESOME GLITCH.. is it cool if i post it in the glitch section on my website??

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[sRJeffmaster]

ive seen this in other game types that infected

[blade00959]

I wanted to see Jesus spin as fast as he could at 10 sensitivity lol.

[skunk0077]

25 people are jewish

[stinkybox66]

dont shoot Jesus xD

[sadisticmagian]

hey thats fucked up how is that funny u dont make fun of jesus

[TheChickenjoe10]

@sadisticmagian hey douchebag they arent making fun of jesus they are just calling it jesus glitch because he is spreading his arms

[sadisticmagian]

@TheChickenjoe10 Is that all u can say u little piece of shit

[Funathezoo]

u can do it with a recon drone put a tac then kill the person and put the recon drone over the tac and the look like jesus but when u mov the recon drone it goes away

[DuskDawnEvil]

yay a educational way for a ungrateful gamer to see a "model"

[MrMabza]

WTF



[jammydoger02]

crap last a second loser

[TutonuJuggernaut]

@ridered cool

[Bobagonoosh552]

Looks like Tebow tipped off the developers a little hit, huh?

[MrCarrot14]

how do you know your going to be infected?

[makis20101]

@MrCarrot14 in PS3 it's if you don't vote for a map.works everytime on me ;)

[KRIMZONMEKANISM]

lol, so that's what happened the other day when i was playing infected :D

[enathanwild12]

It kind of looked like "whack our sack"

[yahooligon]

this works if the person stays afk in team juggernaut

[HoboNum99]

can he walk?

[XPhantomProductionZX]

Done this to my cuzin by accifent before

[4WarMachine]

bind pose

[muzzafuzsa]

this happened 2 me and my friend in final killcam

[chaoticcrossbow]

jesus didnt float

[HybridMoments100]

that happened to me and i didnt know what was wrong untill i watched the kill cam and i was like lol wut

[floatingbuublemonkey]

i had this glitch with soap on eye of the storm i was stuck in a door and he did the jesus glitch it was pretty weird actually

[QpangJasper]

Anyone noticed the title on 0:22 :D

[PatrioticBunny]

@QpangJasper pussay patrol hahahahahaha

[MRevilPANDA27]

check out my channel for mw3 clips

[dnickells13]

if they patch this they gust patched a win win glitch

[JDJgamez]

This happened to me on seatown infected watch it if you want on my channel

[HackYourFace]

I wish you could do it in search. I'd so do that for final kill

[TheGamersCentral12]

Lol, jesus mode

[sam5959sam]

when me and my friends where playing infected we actually found this glitch but we dont have a hd pvr to record so we could show it to everyone -_-

[loshardys1]

i did that bfore u hahaha umesh_v2 and me hardy_lokz-

[TutonuJuggernaut]

@rockermanwitaz it almost says whore. but its "w h o r ack"

[ridered300]

@TutonuJuggernaut at 1:08 it says "w h o r"

[xF34RxR1PP3RX]

@TutonuJuggernaut it doesnt say "w h o r ack"

it said "watch your back"

[TutonuJuggernaut]

should do that but jumping into the well in seatown.

[Maxstorm25]

Or you could spawn on a recon drone

[C3NT124LxT1M3]

This is the Mingebag pose, from Garrysmod



[ItsPoxy]

Hm That's odd, You didn't wait three days for him to re-spawn.

[Johnsons1st]

Lol Thats Freakin Funny

[lewiis2000]

My friend got stuck on a 24 kill streak on infected

[spartancamo]

you need to shoot in jesus mode

[MrSuperpigman55]

Y-you killed....jesus!

[kenzy932]

L.O.L



[theassassin329]

i loved the video where they played dramatic music...someone link me?

[ThatsSoRaisin11]

this happened to me in infection

[bwise8101]

can you crouch or change guns

[MrModernMonkey]

theres another way, u get a assault drone tell ur freind to lay a tactical then afterhe dies rapidly put the assaul drone on top the tactical and use it the assault dron is gonna explode when he spawns

[CodFilmCentral]

i did that with my friend once im like wtf

[Ruuvvinvanninthe2nd]

This happens when I play Call of Duty 1 Campaing...

[funkymonky51]

@Ruuvvinvanninthe2nd lolol

[69slipknot6372]

theres another way involvin cars on downturn n maps like tht

[InfectedWarrior00]

DOES IT WORK ONLINE?!?!

[gateboy160]

its called default position moron

[Jlcusmf]

@gateboy160 why are you mean

[gateboy160]

@Jlcusmf im not moron

[FakeThinkingBox]

you know you can do it once you get in a window but you get stuck

[B4IrootURUOver18]

can you move if you are in jesus mode?

[ConnorFableWilliams]

I found this out by mistake, but when it happened i wasnt the chosen Infected.

[thewicked76]

this is battlefield 3 in cod. (when you revive someone)

[TekarmXboxLive]

THATS CIVIL NOT JESUS -.-

[MrStalex10]

how do u get that title



[rockermanwitaz]

Im pretty sure at 1:06 the letters on the screen say "Whore"

[InfectedAidan]

@rockermanwitaz lol i see that "Whore"

[kenzy932]

@rockermanwitaz L.O.L

[GreekScykoTV]

@rockermanwitaz wich leters ?

[kingfitzi]

@rockermanwitaz its supposed to say watch your back

[timmypsgamechannal]

how the hell do yeah do that?

[xTactical2000x]

I did this glitch but it was unexpected because a guy got a assault drone and he used it in a corner three teammates ( including me) spawned and I was in jesus mode or my friend told me

[TheSpongebobExpress]

same glitch in team fortress 2. why? CUZ THEY WERE BOTH FROM THE QUAKE ENGINE

[PoCatMangoHD]

/watch?v=agb2MhnPDpQ

[DeAwesomest123]

press 7 rapidly, what animal makes that sound! XD

[XVIMODDEDIVX]

@DeAwesomest123 cow lol

[todotopo]

hahha funny

[RyannnTubeee]

Press 1, he says: payment odenthat .... xD whahaha

[12345678predator]

is this patched



[qMeedPred]

xD

[KiNgzLel3o]

ur the best

[Neon1691]

lol I get the T-pose every other day in Garry's Mod

[GymBagBoy]

Pressing 6 and 5 back and forth fast enough makes him sound like a roflcopter

[GameDependable]

I'm offensive and i find this christian.

[brutesniper9901]

press 9 he says unsh

[Sean1O7]

when you shoot, does it go away??

[TheSniper503]

keep pressing 9

[Zackattack101skate]

@TechTakedown If you look on my channel I was knifing someone at the same time he knifed me and He was jesus but wasn't floating!!!!!!!!!!!! No joke this is not a lie see for yourself!

[cadoshar]

what happen if u jump??

[M1KEx1xSLAT0N]

/watch?v=FAdk0EiXuPA

[mgamboa1970]

LOL

[NEONXIS0]

Hold Seven For PIG

[dwpst12]

But, will it blend?

[Smacko48593]

thats not jesus thats CHUCK NORRIS

[EditingAl]

is it patched because I can't do it?

[starwarsguy123ful]

this was since MW2

[CKDRxSniper]

I did this on accident me and friends were playing infected i was it they camped on a ledge i jumped and knifed them and i ended up like that from what my friends said

[xLetniChamskiPodryWx]

JizzzzzzzzzUs

[DemonLoch]

this has happened to me and my friend twice its preety funny we did it by accedent

[Thunder911Bird]

Chris, you are the only one from TechTakedown.

[LEGENDxUK]

@Thunder911Bird lol

[mysterbourne]

@Thunder911Bird and who's that guy helping him?huh?

[provn177]

this happen to me in infected and i was like that for 30 minutes intul my friend killed me

[AFFunny]

You just shot Jesus. You Animal lol

[MinecraftStudios77]

press 5 wait 1 sec then press 6 it says Watch the people around you...

[CODMADPercussion]

Thanks chris the only person from tech takedown

[rand0m403]

I did this by accedent before

[SidCamo]

press 2 wait a second than press 1

[baznum2002]

Lol that happened to me on mw2 rust

[epicman117]

0:19 YOU SHOT JESUS!!!!!

[Scarecrow545]

Haha, I think I did this by accident once, in an infection match. Got stuck and could only spin in circles, sprint in place, etc. I didn't realize it at the time, but I guess that's why no one shot at me.

[toysoldier91ADDPS3]

chris your the only one from tech takedown........

[Thesuperbanana991]

this happen when my friend be a infected ;p

[LiamMufc14]

How do u get the pussay patrol title :D

[ADENKING9]

U fucked up...Bitch

[AlmondUI]

wow you killed him with 1 shoot @ 0:19 -.-

[supaman57bent]

i wish my girl could bent over backwards for me like that

[TheSpartanondrugs]

Press three then seven.

"Hit 1"

[mcmuzz27]

haha bible reference 

[Plokijuh1229]

1:07, it says whore?

[onewithbadkarma]

ive gotten it on infection where i throwing knifed my friend and i was jesus stance. I also recorded it to and have it on my file share. I wish i can put it on youtube for everyone to see also.

[MrJPLBA]

@onewithbadkarma on the clip press A and select render, it will upload it to YT

[RockstarDrink2]

I NEED A INVINCIBLE GLITCH AND THEN I WILL DO THIS GLITCH AND RUN AROUND SAYING IM JESUS

[andree321321]

same thing happened to me on bakarra

[luigii6313]

u can also do it with a tactical and a recon drone

[LegenDAIRYmeta]

how do you get the other guys title



[sniperiam98]

I did this accidently playing infected and I wasnt first infected I just walked up some stairs on ctown

[Rustydawg007]

you jew ! you killed Jesus!

[MrNZCOD]

@Rustydawg007 jesus is a jew

[Rustydawg007]

@MrNZCOD i realize that but the jews also killed Jesus

[EmpireSpaz100]

@Rustydawg007 jesus was jewish......

[Rustydawg007]

@EmpireSpaz100 yup but the jew's killed Jesus

[gangstakilla2000]

the only funny part was when i clicked the dislike butten

[Li6htSwitch]

can u shoot while ur jesus?

[happybirthdayspray]

@Li6htSwitch iunno maybe.

[onewithbadkarma]

@Li6htSwitch naw he doesnt kill he lets you grace upon his presence

[MostWantedEm]

@Li6htSwitch Lol this made my day.

[Marioseg0]

@Li6htSwitch yes

[MrSuperskamaster]

@Li6htSwitch yes

[noorio789]

press 3 wait 1 sec and press 4 it sounds like hes saying get ur way to the floor

[xProStyLeXx]

@noorio789 press 7 then 4 ;)

[noorio789]

@xProStyLeXx lol

[TheMrSolidS]

@noorio789 Or 3 4 5 6 with some time between: Get your way to the floor, watch it as long at the people around you.3

[SoulCloset]

@noorio789 Press 7 then when he says up press 4.

[SoulCloset]

@noorio789 Press 7 then when he says up press 4

[joeskate100]

y use the name JESUS.

[CrazyNoongazSon]

please don't take credit for something i found

look at the date

/watch?v=l6nLtAG8Ub0

[rmelz3456]

This also happens if you are a Juggernaut

[lReVo909]

keep pressing 1 hilarious

[leonmc13]

can u shoot

[TheSniper503]

thats cool



[McLuvin1680]

omg me nd my freind tried it and were optamistical cuz alot of these are hard but got it once and almost peed our pant laughing

[Neverlose654321]

ive been radomly in jesus 5times in infected

[IsThisAustin]

can you shoot in jesus mode?

[Jordanator2700]

This happend to me on seatown i was climbing into the widow then i couldnt move aand when i watched the killcam i was JESUS.

[loganroxoffsox1]

1:06 "to get constant Jesus mode you have to be the chosen one" LOL XD

[Reysabirov]

OMFG!!! Yeah this is what happened when i was playin Infected so i thought thats a hack ;/

[FighterNP]

0:20 you killed jesus!

[MrCtSHEL]

@TechTakedown I tried this glitch with my cousin and it worked i didnt expect it to but it did!!!!!!!!!!!!!