Redneck Car Wash

[gorodkaa]

Ha ha !!! There is no chance !!! Ha ha !))))

[infectedvector]

I think this guy's lost.

End of video: Driver: 'Kay. I been looking all over for ya. Get the hell off my land city boy!

[dunti21]

and only a stupid redneck would think that doing this actually cleans the car...

[ossares]

I do the same with a subaru justy...

[skylercourney]

stop hurting that puddle

[2011mudslinger]

Looks clean to me : )

[TheDylanJoyce]

redneck -_o more of a white neck

[lynar1]

Haha, nice one Marcus! =)

[MegaRoutier]

Toys for big boys!

[bcatz454]

good way to warp your rotors.

[suni005]

were u trying to wash the car OR wash out the water... u drove into it so many timez

[crashdummy16]

3 passes through the puddle and now he's out of gas!

[MrHawkeyethe2nd]

you aint no redneck get your pussy ass hummer outta there a redneck would have an old beat up ford or dodge not that waste of time to put that stupid video on youtube the title isnt even true that doesnt even look like redneck country either!!!!

[greekman3000]

4 frogs were tragically killed.  lol

[Tdunks1876]

Lol. Buy a real 4x4. There is a reason my Jeep Cherokee's decal reads "H2 Recovery Vehicle". Those things get stuck in three inches of mud.

[troyboy408]

I like how my comment is currently the highest rated. I guess that would explain all the retarded 'replies' I keep getting in my inbox... rofl.

[dangerranger456]

cool bro. looks like your hummer is pretty good "off road". maybe someday youll even get off gravel roads

[crusaderpat]

nice Tahoe

[calebandleno]

wow real redneck

[Tj1056]

trying to hydrolock much?

[pedrofich]

my dad did this with a chysler town and country only a littlebit slowerXD

[Jak3Mac]

Drove through a puddle.

[skaterkid1477]

@Jak3Mac lmfao i kno rite

[WhiteNuklz966]

rednecks dont drive hummers. we drive pickups!

[pancakewafflebacon]

hell yeah my car counts as redneck

[duncan33984]

post more vidoes

[TheMegaDeerhunter]

if thats country ill kiss ur ass as David Allen Coe said one time

[Hovnozvoknaseposralo]

Nice place.

[wheeler8801]

redencks that win the lottery buy hummers, I'd probably buy a H1 though not a pusssy H2

[fixedgearplanet]

HUMMERS AREN'T UGLY. THEY ARE FUGLY!

[izze1000]

hummer h2 h3 suck the h1 was a real hummer

[beluga420]

I've never heard of my life a redneck with a hummer... I PEE on hummers.

[Slamrhein]

that's not red neck its worth too much u city fied yuppies it might be worth a lot lets see you take it to a mud race with deep mud pits then it will actually be muddy un like before the little puddle of water get your yupie car out of the forest it might get a scratch from a tree or something heres a hint rednecks drive jacked up big lifted thats redneck more so than that hummer aka Dummer oh wait thats the driver thinking thats redneck its just a tahoe with a new body dude i have a cj7 stoc

[UntouchableTAK]

when you see red neck in the title, you know the video is gonna have something stupid in it

[Sashaneoneo999]

хаммер хаммер, вы нашу Ниву не видели!

Hummer, Hummer, You have not seen our Niva – ВАЗ 2121

[Spinal2111]

the "car wash" might be redneck, but no redneck is dumb enough to buy a Tahoe with a different body.

[samthegreat16]

@Spinal2111 i like tahoes they are sick, but i would not get a hummer

[TheOnlyDuST]

@Spinal2111 actually from what ive read, its more like a 2500 suburban apparently? just with better gas milage XD

[nrp66]

You and your P.O.S. car are gayer than aids

[xBuckOFivex]

Thats pretty redneck.... for someone that lives in L.A.

[howes1919]

so gay not even worth watching, get ur own car and stop wreaking daddys truck

[KaradorC]

@howes1919 wtf? look at his other videos...hes got loads of stuff

[mykee954]

did u have to go get gas after every pass?

[troyboy408]

any and all vehicles worth more than $800 are not redneck.

[GeckoSniper]

@troyboy408 You're confusing backwater hick with a redneck lol.

But seriously.

[brodie1709]

@troyboy408 $500? does it run? i'll take it...

[GenuineMW2]

@troyboy408 hummers aren't worth anything

[paaaatrika]

@troyboy408 Who said anything about the car? It's the car wash that was redneck. Learn to read.

[conorman13]

@troyboy408 You have a horrible misconception... Most rednecks have nice vehicles...You are thinking of white trash, my friend. Do not mix the two up please and I am speaking on behalf of everyone else from the south. Just because we are not pansies and we don't drive the Prius doesn't mean that we are poor and drive cheap cars. A nice 4WD Chevy or Ford truck has more power than your Corolla. :)

[troyboy408]

@conorman13 and you have a horrible misconception on the number of fucks I don't give.

[conorman13]

@troyboy408 If you do not care, why take the time to make comment that you know will piss people off?

[ArmedWithAniTouch]

@conorman13 i think a prius has more power than his corolla. haha rednecks for life, and if any redneck ive met has a vehicle worth under 800 dollars its a derby car, then they have a 40k dollar f250 or 2500 diesel lifted, big tired, all that good shit sitting out beside of it.

[infectedvector]

@conorman13 Ha ha!! Touche' MF'er!  Give 'em hell, Luke!!

[fox199tp]

THATS NO REDNECK I AM THE REDECK

[viirus35]

the easyest way to hydrolock that crapwee

[noshowdidomenico]

I can do that in my grocery getter.

[MegaCanadianCowboy]

That ain't redneck. The redneck way is to back into a lake so your truck is under water and then bring it out. But nice try bud

[BerriesMcGOO]

Its not redneck because it can't off road.

[ADSMFREDDY]

take a ferrari for a wash!!!

[VancouverCanucksRock]

Uhhh did he say "GAY"?

[malecki1887]

This is an insult to rednecks everywhere! We all know rednecks empty mud puddles, and use the lawn sprinkler to wash there truck. Not some gay ass h2 owned by summer with to much money for there own good.

[misterawesome1234]

0:41 lol the radiators smoking

[DriftxKingGTR]

im a banana

[AlphaJohnson47]

Thats a bitch hummer, not a real hummer

[idkhedidit]

I waited :55 to see it hydroplane..and no..

I am not amused.

[Nihsel101]

@idkhedidit its way to heavy to hydroplane.. sorry chap better luck next time..

[skeeter011]

dam city boy wanting to be a rednek. why dont you take that perty little hummer back to the city and park it in your garage so it dont get dirty agin

[KaradorC]

@skeeter011 BAAA I THOT I TOL U NOT TO GET ON DEM COMPUTERS AGAIN DEY ARE ALIENS I TELL YA

[MrJholand7]

i wish that i can have one..

[DatGuyRawkz]

Plus, rednecks don't even use car washes. Doesn't that explain a lot?

[DatGuyRawkz]

Yes because runnin g your Hummer through a dirty river 3 times is called a car wash... NO!

[jstrings00]

more like banana car wash hahahhahahha

[xplmiller1050]

did he say "" gay "" ?video was pretty gay ...

[glamdring999]

<-- If you want to ban that terrorist goodbusiness12 from this video

[oleh2007]

Is it in Oregon?

[Dawgkid133]

Car Wash??? Isn't that what would get it dirty in the first place???

[chrissy4570]

Its so sexy

[bungholio37]

you could have driven a family sedan through that pothole

[brandonpovia]

a redneck hummer is a suburban on 35's get it straight

[glamdring999]

H1 goes to war, H2 goes to the mall

[goodbusiness12]

@glamdring999 that h2 in this video wasnt at the mall was it? you cum guzzling, pillow biting, jizz bearded faggot jew-fuck

[braydenmartindale]

@goodbusiness12 You are such an idiot I wont even bother insulting you, I feel bad enough for you being so stupid.

I used to do a lot of off roading, land rovers would be pulling the Hummers out of mud puddles all day...

No surprise you're American, I had an idea you were the second I saw you're comment.

In response to you're reply to me, yeah I wouldn't ever pay anything more than 20k for a ruined Tahoe...

[Nihsel101]

@braydenmartindale yeah i got proof that hummers are the one pulling land rovers out.. sending it to your inbox..

[Xxdeathclock28xX]

@Nihsel101 Hummer are way better than indian owned land rovers

[oct579]

i had one sold it after on years

buy a Toyota FJ Cruiser wayyyyyy better it a real 4x4

[matthe3234]

Just drivin' along here destroying the planet...

[dgurevich1]

Get The H1

or a range rover, the next best...

[dirtTdude]

thats not a redneck car wash... that is a yuppie beating his moms car

[warieno01]

Jeep owner here... H2's do look nice but, i pull 'em out of everything. I don't see what their purpose is?

[bsnow71]

h2's are one of the least redneck trucks out there right behind the escalade

[TheAbnegationist]

Also a mini cooper old model could do the same ''forest road''

[SuperNiko911]

this hummer looks really great ! thumps up if you agree !

[Nihsel101]

haha the car is still dirty after the wash!! :D

[thehuntman47]

yeah i bet ur a real redneck.. driving around in a 150000 dollar suv

[Nihsel101]

@thehuntman47 actually dude the H1 is $150000, the H2 is between $59k- $80k..

[thehuntman47]

@Nihsel101 oh shit excuse me

[braydenmartindale]

@Nihsel101

LOL If you would actually pay over 50k for a H2 you're insane. I wouldn't pay more than 20 ish for a redesigned Tahoe.

You can find lots of h1's for less than 30k used..

[Hummers222]

Jeeze everytime I watch a video about a Hummer, most of the comment put them down about how weak and bad they are. Well who cares I don't know why so many people get offended by Hummers. I love hummers btw.

[W33Dblazer]

people, stop talking shit about a car you can't even afford!

[BeyondHiking]

An H2 is an H2, love it or leave it. But you're stupid for a couple reasons.

1) You're not a redneck, and rednecks don't drive H2s.

2) You say you were washing mud off, but there wasn't any mud on your H2 to begin with. If anything, it was dirt dust from those "forest roads" aka flat, compacted gravel roads.

3) This is supposed to be a video about how impressive the H2 is, and how funny you can drive through a shallow puddle and clean off your invisible mud "redneck style." It fails at all.

[jRab222]

im pretty sure ur not a redneck... a redneck wouldnt buy a hummer he would buy a jacked up bronco or somethin

[tyIerz06]

Sorry but the only people I find who drive Hummers are wealthy soccer moms. I still like them though but they should have put in a more powerful and efficient engine like a strongly muffled turbocharged Durmax diesel.

[Dtw125]

thats not a redneck carwash. Thats a redneck way to fuck your truck up

u want a redneck carwash. go park under a pivot and wait

thats a redneck carwash

[fenixtherisen]

how many times can you drive through the same water hole before you realize you look like a fuckin idiot with your gas guzzling piece of shit.

[nationalisedmexican]

this guy thinks he is bad ass because he is driving across a puddle of water?! pussy!!! my truck can do way more then that.

[HedgehogAirsoft]

You're not a redneck if you can afford that.

[ballpythontamer]

dude it is smoking

[pluralish]

wow, a shiney hummer on falt gravel trails and going through a foot of water. . . . . . . . .sooooooo redneck

[Banger896]

it takes too much gas, 

[machina12345]

#FAIL

[gmanpeterson381]

walch ou for those forest roads you might get stuck with that hummer

[iluhis]

@gmanpeterson381 as I can see there are rocky roads and it cannot be stuck there. and that`s what I call redneck washing:

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[bowhuntz123]

Rednecks don't drive hummers, there's nowhere to put the dead animals!

[ma561]

@bowhuntz123 i throw em on my roof, just gotta hit a self serve carwash afterwards so the blood doesn't run down your windshield.

[djmatts1]

@bowhuntz123 LOOOL !

[GgSergi]

I could do that in my fiat punto... what's the point ?

[achiko88]

you are not redneck dont lie

[GOUGOUNETTE]

NOT FUNNY..

[SpetsnazWarrior]

wow thats onna the facelifted ones isnt it? lke 2008 and above? very nice. good to know ppl are beating up on those too and using em right!!! =)

[spforsupergringo1980]

now try it with a smart for two

[YvetteMBriggs]

Ugly color choice for a Hummer.

[Z3Shanghai]

It's the most useless, pricy, low quality, high consumption car America every built...no wonder why it was stopped...

What was the point of the car? Any Range Rover does it better, with more class, and for cheaper...

[shiftedx2]

red necks dont own 50-60 thousand dollar cars.

[drummingdave817]

@shiftedx2 h2's are more like 80 thousand dollar pieces of shit my old boss has boughten 2 of them and replaced the transmission 4 times in his first one... i think if i had to replace the transmission once with any of my vehicles i wouldn't buy that vehicle ever again but then again my old boss is a dumbass that just likes to throw money around... he just bought a 37 foot motorhome and he didn't even get the diesel engine... what a waste and i hate h2's i love my FORD

[ClownWatcher]

redneck tools no wonder ourt planet in trouble when knobs like this waster our resorces and damge mother nature shame on you rednekcv 4wders

[Dnl9512]

why first wheel is white and second wheel is yellow/gold ?

[jaysonrdz]

give me a handjob

[hamellr]

Redneck? That machine doesn't have enough dents or after market parts, not to mention the gun rack to make it redneck!

[ed137141]

Пускай, проедет где УАЗ.

[nekrozone]

I LOVE AMERICANS

[offroadfury6]

should be on GM's commercial

[oxcnopyx]

stupid waste of gaz and time for a stupid video with nothing interesting!!!!

[Skyryderjw]

That looks alote of fun

[richor]

LOL shoulda bought a jeep

[AdmiralKakarot]

jeep sucks the hair from a baboons balls

[AustinC5570]

Jus having fun

[ohioguyshakes]

all you guys who are bitching... go hang out with my ex wife and shut up. A guy posted a video of him having fun with his H2, which most of us don't find practical, but he does. Give him a break. You call this video a waste of time or gay, but when there's a video of a redneck shooting a damn pumpkin with a .300 win mag... now that's cool!! C'mon, its all in what you like.

[rhigh100]

if a real redneck was driving a hummer through a mudhole he would be followed closely by a cop cause ain't no redneck got a hummer

[supermoe33]

OMG, someone who actually gets his hummer dirty and wet!!! Amazing. I've never seen one offroad before!

[littlehak777]

Hey it was easy and saved about 5-10 bucks xD...it got the job done

[alexlam24]

The money he saved will be used for 0.2 miles per gallon.

[whiteking22]

Once, Twice and Three times we go through the redneck carwash.

[bad41132]

First of all a redneck cant buy a hummer.

[JackiePaquito]

lol :D

[alexstraz]

too clean to be redneck

[task514]

Watch it... u gonna break the tie-rod

[shawnlocke]

the H2 is a piece of shit. It looks badass, but it's shit

[markeedragon]

I don't know about that. I've had an H1 before as well. This one has comfort plus I take it through some amazing places. I beat it up pretty good and it keeps on going.

I'll post some videos some other time with some of the stuff we have been through that actually did damage. :)

[shawnlocke]

@markeedragon

I wish I has the opportunity to own an H1, that's awesome

fair enough, the H2 clearly is more refined and comfortable, BUT a Yukon with a lift could accomplish many of the same things

[matzner21]

@markeedragon a H1 is a Humvee an H2 is a Hummer, big difference between the 2

[CRF150EXPERT]

@shawnlocke im tired of all these 16 year old kids who have only probably drove a 2wd f150 as an offroad vehicle talking shit about hummers and i bet your one of them

[shawnlocke]

@CRF150EXPERT

even a 16 year old kid who has only driven a 2wd f150 knows the H2 is more about style than substance

H1 or go home

[CRF150EXPERT]

@shawnlocke that may be true but you have to realize if they made that much more of an offroad vehicle sales would go down, in example mud tires make to much noise, lifts make the ride quality terrible, its all about the money these days. the h2 first made by am general was a descent offroad vehicle

[Armaangandevia1]

@shawnlocke no its awsome

[dirtTdude]

@shawnlocke the military hummer is badass, the transverse axils are pretty dope but the GM deisls they used are underpowered and not so dependable... in an actual 4 wheeling situation any CJ can out preform any hummer any time so even tho they have a lot of potential, they are still shit compared a CJ or even a toyota PU.... the beasts are just to big for the trails and not practical, almost asif they designd them for the desert huh

[goodbusiness12]

@shawnlocke its so funny you faggots talking shit about hummers based on things you heard someone else say or read in a comment, then someone else will read your comment and start talking shit on H2s. it all started with one jealous twat who couldnt afford on, now the world is full of ignorant peices of shit. guarentee everyone saying h2s suck have never even driven one, well i have one and they are AWSOME. pussie jeeps, landrovers, and especially toyotas can suck dick

[glamdring999]

@goodbusiness12

Well, do you own a hummer H2? If not, you're talking the same shit we do.

[goodbusiness12]

@glamdring999 i do own a hummer h2.

[glamdring999]

@goodbusiness12

than you bought the wrong car

[goodbusiness12]

@glamdring999 no, i like it alot. it can get through some pretty crazy shit, and its got tons of luxury. its no h1, but i like it better because im not in a damn war, i spend more time driving it to work than offroad. the only bad part is the mileage but if you can afford a hummer, you can afford the gas

[shawnlocke]

@goodbusiness12

man you just propagate the hummer driver stereotype don't cha

"yall a bunch of faggots, suck a dick, yada yada"

sounds like someone has a serious case of denial bout' lovin the cack

[goodbusiness12]

@shawnlocke you're very smart. i wish i was you. you probably drive a sweet '99 camry. and you have plenty of time to sit around and watch videos of cars you hate, what a life.

[shawnlocke]

@goodbusiness12

don't hate on my 99' Camry

you probably drive a white ford econoline van with the batman logo on the side

if I have time to sit around and watch video of cars I hate, you have time to find people like me and respond....

[goodbusiness12]

@shawnlocke im here watching a video of my favorite car, you are in the wrong, not me. i only reply to bullshit ignorant comments to put you jealous/ ignorant bandwagoning half-wits in your place

[houtcalt]

lol

[schmelme]

i wish i had that 55 seconds of my life back.. gay

[WoWFritzz]

haha

[warikplaya]

so u saying that rednecks do not have enough money for normal car wash???

[cew94]

@warikplaya  Wow Really? Had to Lol at that

[maxwell223]

@warikplaya HAHA but yes thats basically what hes saying