Destiny casting bronze league game - Starcraft 2

[Magesora1]

"and the zerg can see a whole bunch of fucking nothing!" haha :D

[GenralO]

Oh lawdy lawd. Destiny should should cast more low league games. I loved this.

[pwnayr]

"holy shit vegeta what does the scouter say about his apm" don't mind random dbz references in my starcraft commentary

[reaper2ooX]

this is the most passive aggressive cast ive ever seen

[godly04]

"Typically, Zerg players favor this build if they want to transition into losing their entire base"

ROFLL

[MightyLemur]

Not even joking; I'm practice league because I've just bought SC2.

Practise league players are better than these two. >_>

[0Hektic0]

I think the problem was in the first attack, the protoss... he just sucked. yea idk what the fuck, he just sucked balls. LOL

[aggiefitz]

Typically you'll see zerg players do this who want to transition into losing their entire base.. LMAO

[Nintendo0994]

Do more of these haha

[roadjam]

On the Eu Server, even in Bronze, you never see players not wall off against a Zerg.

[RailsOne]

hahahha best Destiny video I've watched <3



[norfsk]

Destiny, cast more!

[TheWinship]

Aka jennifer Big Titts ^^__^^

[ajko000]

"Brought to you by Fisherprice Modems" I shit my fucking pants lol.

[Produzer823]

OMG the as is so annoying!

[Sokeod]

good saturation. 5 drones

[Starocean980]

"holy crap I'm almost older than those APMs" LOL

[Raightrear]

"we got swome fucking twilight council shit comming in" SO good!

[Saccharin69]

LOL! Im almost older than those APM's @ 4:10

[KinglyGamer89]

lol at Destiny tricking the guy that he's in gold XP

[moviemakereirik]

brotoss, lol

[TheRazagen]

@3:40 fucking truth, tell that faggot about Terran. Piece of shit faggot ass terran.

[findthecomputerroom6]

i would want to see the match between destiny and that guy in chat, it would be funny

[TheNoizeController]

Awsum im at bronze too and that was just like my game :D

Maybe that's why im still in bronze

[nightfirecat]

...and in the north-east-east corner, we have Nips.

aka Jennifer Bitchtits.

[Realthx]

"your to scared" --- deletes --- "you 2 scared" very smoothe des

[countrycheese]

"HOLY CRAP I'M ALMOST OLDER THAN THOSE APM'S!"

[Kurpeko]

JIMMY NOOOOOO:D

[NickMaovich]

destiny suck's. Too BM and too many stupid jokes

[Esoremada]

@NickMaovich Nope.

[FiloJacobbb]

@NickMaovich thats the point.... its bronze league

[Awmerica]

@NickMaovich thats y we love him if u gunna rage go play instead of comment

[pwrOverwhelming]

OMFG THIS MADE ME LAUGHING SO FKING HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[assasinRTCme]

IS DESTINY CASTING GAMES?! Because dat was quite frankly the best SC2 commentating of all time i had to pause 10 times to catch my breath from laughing so hard I fuckin love this dude.

[BlueEyedSon101]

1:32 ahhhh the brood war /r....

[HateRiFicX]

Anal crevice xD.

[Seekerofhax4Maneater]

9:22 sums it up..

[xiaoina]

lulz at jaws

[burke715]

I'm almost older than those apm's!

[ZetaProductionz]

How the fuck does a bronze account have over 750 achievement points?

IMPOSSIBRU.

[Ryfasol]

@ZetaProductionz I beat the campaign on Brutal before I really started doing multiplayer seriously.

[ZetaProductionz]

@Ryfasol I know, but naturally, bronzies seriously suck until they get help.

[Ryfasol]

@ZetaProductionz Pretty much.. For some reason, I'm STILL in Bronze league. I've hit the top of the ladder in two seasons (one in Silver) with WAY Higher than a 60% win ratio and it always dumps me in bronze. My roomie who loses about twice as much as I do but manages to win enough to stay on top of the ladder gets promoted every season, it's pretty stupid lol. The bonus is I get a ton of free wins.

[7h380x]

@Ryfasol It's funny how I always hear this exact story from bronze leaguers. My win rate is 60-75% but i'm still in bronze, wtf blizzard!?  However, it is only in bronze league, and the same people tend to make "buff colossi and buff void ray" threads.

[BlueEyedSon101]

nips aka jeniffer bitch tits

[Qegixar]

4:28 Oh, oh! I formixed the fuckin proxy pylon!.

[bloup28]

I Know. :) I still win every silver ranked games.

[BlueEyedSon101]

im almost older than those apms

[GamersTwentyFour7]

I'm in gold and I only have 50 apm *sad face* :(

[bloup28]

@GamersTwentyFour7 I'm silver and i got like 90. Umad bro?

[C9R9D]

@bloup28 Smashing the mouse as quickly as your pudgy little fingers can physically go doesn't really count ;(

[GamersTwentyFour7]

@bloup28 I'm still in a higher league then you... UMAD/

[bloup28]

@GamersTwentyFour7 Watch out, we're dealing with a badass here.

srsly, cool story bro :) Are you, like, 13yo?

[GamersTwentyFour7]

@bloup28 Actually I'm 8 but that's alright :). And thank you i try to make my stories cool.

[FiloJacobbb]

@bloup28 lol, you're silver your brain cant handle 90 apm, you just spam, it's still not even that high

[MrHav1k]

Destiny is such a douchebag. I don't like him.

[Rashidw613]

holy crap im almost older than those APMS... hahahaha

[Rashidw613]

typically you'll see this when zerg players want to transition to losing their whole entire base.

[Rashidw613]

LOL this is some funny ass casting xD

[hellevorst]

TBH the commentary is too positive about the early gas for the zerg.

This commentator thinks every action taken is GREAT , not so much... :D

[Melenkurio]

@hellevorst Dude are you serious or a troll? Iam not sure but he is being ironic almost the whole game.. If you dont know the commentator is destiny a grandmaster zerg... He tries to be funny saying they are good while they are actually awful

[nickyx999]

@hellevorst lolool hes trolling

[MurtiTehApache]

Funniest pro gamer of all time...

[aggiefitz]

Jennifer bitch tits lol

[jahabdank]

HOLY CRAP I AM ALMOST OLDER THEN THESE APM'S :) :) :) :) EPIIIICCCCC :)

[Blob64bit]

lmao

[HateRiFicX]

Bullsht from Macdon his gates timing is fine he didnt warp in anything.he just decides to sit on his ass and wait for Zerg to show up then he panics and spawn useless shy against roaches

[jpjay7]

DESTINY IS THE FUNNIEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD

[yocheco619]

"K spawning in the fuckin whatever clock position" O this is gonna be awesome lol

[Zeath163]

@yocheco619 THANKS FOR QUOTING THE VIDEO I JUST FUCKING WATCHED!!

[kieranblogan]

"Holy shit Vegeta, what does the Scouter say about his power level? He's almost in Silver League!"

[Vuvuzelian]

@kieranblogan Really? If you are gonna quote the video (which has already been done), at least get the quote right.

[kieranblogan]

@Vuvuzelian I paraphrased. Deal with it.

[AEgamesFtw]

@kieranblogan *"Holy shit Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his APM, he's almost in silver league!"

[RewardComesInTime]

@kieranblogan Lol, there is a clip about this. Youtubed Russian Starcraft 2 Parody. Lmao, so that is where it came from...

[kieranblogan]

@RewardComesInTime Hahahaha that's epic!

[Zeath163]

@kieranblogan THANKS FOR QUOTING THE VIDEO I JUST FUCKING WATCHED!!

[kieranblogan]

@Zeath163 YOU'RE VERY FUCKING WELCOME!!!

[joshdaugherty1111]

lmao this is funny

[Zeolot22]

Funny thing is, im plat and i have a 30 apm average lol

[superawesomesauce98]

im silver with about a 55 apm

[Zergling323]

lol we have nips... aka Jennifer... bitchtits

[DownWhereWeBelong]

"transition in: loosing all their base in early game" xDD

[Narcissus468]

"Hatchery before queen, usually you will see this when Zerg want to transition into losing their entire base early-game."

I fucking lol'd.

[evanjamesmallon]

@soulfrost3 Nope. Toss. But switching to zerg.

[LesPaul2006]

Chargelots vs Roaches means bronze league.

[AutisticDawg]

I love how the guy lagging is a spectator

[0wnedIRL]

I'm 12 and what's APM?

[bradl3yyyy]

@0wnedIRL actions per minute

[evanjamesmallon]

I'm diamond and my apm average is about 50 to 70

[TheGuysYouKnewInHS]

@evanjamesmallon Smells like Fettuccine.

[soulfrost3]

@evanjamesmallon Im h´guessing ure terran?

[TytusTolshemLives]

I'm high platinum and my APM stays around 30.

[lilkev098]

@TytusTolshemLives 4gate a move?! :D

[Mirza839]

69 likes....

[9477Dannyy]

somehow ....watching this makes me feel better about myself ...bcuz i know im better ..xDDD

[chrisdeimos]

high gold with 60 avg apm ftw :3

[Hiieeuu]

@chrisdeimos im rank 12 diamond with 70 apm lol.. WHY YOU HAVE SO MUCH

[chrisdeimos]

@Hiieeuu i dont! D: my friend is gold 70 apm xD apm doesn't mean shit tho mate^ my micro is horrible :3

[GreenEyedSerb]

I just race switched from Protoss to Zerg..I'm getting my but handed to me by all the other plats who know what they are doing..but I love it. Zerg is so fun to play. And it's all due to Destiny.

[RedLine353]

OH OH! *dunnnnn dun.*

OH OH, HERE HE GOES! *dunnnnnnnn dun.*

Oh, and he went back, nevermind.

[anzsai]

good vision of absolutely nothing.....lol



[SquallLionhart409]

I'm high silver... with 30 APM.

[OmniousDestiny]

@SquallLionhart409 im gold with 40 apm average battle 100 apm :/

[SquallLionhart409]

@OmniousDestiny Effective APM/Decision making FTW. My battle APM can also spike, especially when spamming out infested terrans. I've had my APM shoot up to ~400.

[electronictheory]

he is saving the chronoboost for his APM

[BradenR3]

<-- bronze ex toss player

<-- can get his 4 gate set up faster than him.

[eXtr3Meriz]

5 probes queued up

ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!

[lolling1997]

The APM is over 9000!!!

[max19731978]

the overlord positioning comment was hilarius

[Jakeiskwl]

Holy shit this was the funniest thing ever, thank you, subbed.

[Emsusus]

7:48

[MrJumper65]

should have just gone to karaoke -_-

[MrAltonslayer]

"people generally do this when they want to transition into losing their base"

[shuuushii]

troll cast! yess yes yesss

[havocman100]

"evenly distribute damage so nothing dies too quickly". absolutely awesome

[SnipeSection]

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?

He is almost in Silver League !

XD so awesome

[orginallos]

I just started playing SC2, and im deffo less crap than bronze haha, (I try to watch alot of videos) but can someone tell me short and concise: what's the general opinion about Terran. Because I choose to be a Terran player but I don't want to hear: ''oh he plays Terran nvm'' can you be a good Terran without people saying: ''just cheese, gg''

[IncredibleGoliath]

@orginallos since the last patch Terran are pretty well balanced. You'll still hear some people moan, especially if you just beat them in a game, but that's just business as usual.

[haytionette]

great casting man:D

[otomotopia1]

"Apparently Mastdon has problems getting it up"

Oh, Destiny.

[CorruptSNIPaZzgaming]

so many smurfs in bronze now it has become GM league

[Wargargble]

MICRO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not really

[SelfAppointedGenius]

Haven't laughed so hard in a long time, do more of these bro.

[t3hxl337xnub]

DO MORE OF THESE L0L

[Alexandterrara]

why is this not a series on youtube???

[TheMadFedje]

so many little subtle jokes. i love his ability to be witty so easily

[unnamed1992]

sarcasm to the next level :D

[dbzking4rel]

"Brought to you by Fisher Price Modems" lawl

[aidsit]

lol wtf piano

[the8rain]

haha brought to you by fisher price motems

[namgu33]

That akward moment when you are in the bronze league, and you don't know if he is being sarcastic.

[iBaNezRG95]

@namgu33 *awkward.

[Karol191PL]

@namgu33 Yes hes being sarcastic all the time :P

[DownWhereWeBelong]

@namgu33

everyfuckingthing he said was a 100 % sarcasm :D

[PROTLxONgame]

@DownWhereWeBelong

i think the overlord positioning part actually sounds useful

[DownWhereWeBelong]

@PROTLxONgame

sorry but...no he doesnt :D :D

im a diamond terran since sc2 is out and i know he is just making fun while talking shit ^^

[Smarty4789]

@PROTLxONgame It would be way more useful to send them all over them to get better map vision x_x What he said might be useful in bronze league against very weak toss players but that's about it...

[AvengerJory]

@namgu33 bronze players dont do anything right. or when they do it right. its still wrong because they dont understand why they did it or why it won. They just know it won and theyll most likely keep repeating that strategy untill someone beats them with a new one.

That said. You gotta start somewhere and lets be honest. The biggest thing people forget is how intimidating it is playing online for the first time and they forget that new players DO exist. Just get practice youll be fine.

[MrNifoz]

IT's OVER 120!!!!!!!

[ColdAsBalls]

"typically you'll see a zerg transition into this when they want to lose their whole base" lololol holy fuck i laughed soo hard during this video, then cried a little bit cause i only just moved up to silver from bronze last week (lol)

[awesomewin1337]

I'm plat and i don't go over 50 average apm (though i can hit 300 in battles for some reason just for a moment, i don't see why on earth)

[NachiMeNachiMe]

@awesomewin1337 you're plat, explains everything

[awesomewin1337]

@NachiMeNachiMe Plat = better than 60% of players instantly, and up to 80% based on ranking inside plat

[NachiMeNachiMe]

@awesomewin1337 is that supposed to be good?

[Slayerlord13]

@awesomewin1337 Lolwhat? I'm in silver with 80 average APM XD

[milleniumicton]

"holy shit i am nearly older than his apm!"

[Liquiddragom]

@5:30 HOLY SHIT OVER 200 APM! hes probably tryin g to tell his drone to dance.

[zendertaker]

uggh destiny is such a stupid piece of shit

[harold123sk8]

when i get going my apm is 40+ and i still suck -_-

[TheFreshEC]

Man, stop fucking bitching on these players, if they are having fun then its fine. Everybody starts some where. They dont cheese like most people do even in the pro leagues thats what should be hated.

[laurenmcheok]

like this if you play starcraft and you APM is below 25.....

[wycoffswimmer]

"i like the building position optimize to let the other player penetrate his anal crevice as easily as possible... or hes planning on walling off with 17 zealots."

[FlexibleTerror]

I used to make "take an arrow to the knee" jokes, then i got a mace in the face :'(

[Bordy77]

i got worse after watching that....

[Jaryism]

"Holy crap, I'm almost older than those APM's..." lol

[t3hxl337xnub]

@Jaryism l0l

[Trowa42]

i could not stop laughing best commentary so far lol

[shuuushii]

seems standard to me...

[Katsaguro]

Holy shit Vegeta what does the scouter say about his APM?

It's almost in Silver league.

[0787q83yvq87]

its bronze league, anything can happen. Of course it fucking happens its bronze league where all the cheese begins.

[typhus148]

destiny ur too funny i shat brix, T-T tears of joy

[SammyTessier]

I'd pay 25 bucks to play with destiny!

[AznPr1des]

"uh oh we got some fucking twilight council shit coming in from the protoss. are we gonna get blinking stalkers? probably not."

LOLOL

[du4l1ty]

rofl random piano.

[WyrmZ13]

This isn't destiny...

[MrNightkore]

@WyrmZ13 yes it is ...

[MadSwiima]

LOL I LOVE THIS GUY.

[mRNx60]

BROTOSS!!!

[SaintePat]

Lmfao this is too good.

[GrayVengeance]

ok so i was like....waiting, waiting

wtf it's a VOD skip the stupid LAGGGING PART!?!?!?!?!?! 7:58 there you go