OCT. 26: DISCUSSING NEPAL WHILE EATING TOILET PAPER

[mthsbandrocks]

If my professors ate toilet paper while teaching, I think I'd be way more interested in what they are saying.

[TheRaygunTribe]

Okay now eat 5 used sheets

[KatetheMotorMouth]

I had to look away every time you put a sheet of toilet paper in your mouth. It gave me the heebie-jeebies.

[0023553]

wow, turn on closed captioning.

[antiquecans69]

Im pretty sure Bear Grylls kicked the Nepalese Prince in the nuts. Before he massacred his family.

[theawkwardvegetarian]

very good, its pie-ka

[ubelonginthedrkWTHME]

So...it's impossible to digest toilet paper....so John has a toilet paper bezoar in his stomach.....ok...

[roocarpal]

Moisture reduces volume- oh my God, words of inspiration.

[LMNOP1214]

Oh, Heeeeeeeennnnnryyyyyy...

[JubNuggets]

You think you're fat, we think you're eating too much toilet paper.

[jmwalker17]

Aside from the coughing and gagging and needing a drink to help you finish, you made eating toilet paper look incredibly delicious - like you were really enjoying yourself. Although, not nearly so much as to make me want to try it. I'll stick with milk and cookies while discussing Nepal.

[OneNOnlyBabydoll]

that poor prince!!! :(

I wonder what happened to that girl he wanted to marry...

[syantocool123]

you mother fucker,just concern about yourself,not about others

[dannerzme]

here's the page John was talking about.

answers dot yahoo dot com/question/index?qid=2007101­4203730AAmpPrW

[heyitsrissa]

this makes my mouth dry just watching you.

[dannerzme]

0:16 dropped a speck! gotta do it allll over again, lol!

lovely ending, hahaha!

[Beutifyllik]

the last 23 shets of paper disliked this

[CollegialResemblance]

i personally chew on foam, i dont have pika, and i dont swallow, i just like the texture

[SemisonicNerdfighter]

Elective Monoarchy.

[omgasmallbox]

omg, john is blinking!

[SleepHollowing]

When I was younger I used to eat a lot of toilet paper, and when I was even younger I would chew on my picture books until my mum had to buy me cloth ones, but I didn't stop eating toilet paper 'till I was about 13. I'm assuming I had pica. xD

[13cmwright99]

@gurkhaarmy The toilet paper thing is just kind of a running inside joke.

[13cmwright99]

@gurkhaarmy hey dude, just chill. He wasn't trying to insult anybody, he was just explaining some stuff for people who might not know all of this stuff. And by the way, bad insults aren't the best way to get you're point across in a comment on a vlogbrothers video.

[elijahissocoollike]

That first sheet made me lick my lips as if I was doing the toilet paper eating, weird right?

[Kakuoteyalu]

1:48; if he did shoot his family, then it would be kind of like the Richard III play by William Shakespeare.

[floobeflabba]

you should be a teacher i would do great in your class

[rainbowdrinkemo]

so THAT'S what Hank was talking about when he was drunk

[LillianMoon]

I bet he spit that piece of toilet paper out when the video ended.

[SKTPSY]

WHY EATING TOILET PAPER?

[FanOfEverything1998]

dude thats mank eating toilet paper while discussing Nepal bit disrespectful

[EmoOnTheInside123]

PICA is pronounced pie-cah. Just in case you were wondering.

[whitehousesvc729]

John, it looks like you better GET SOME MORE TOILET PAPER!

You know, IN THE BATHROOM!

[sanjog9999]

thts "my opinion on nepal from my bedroom window" by a nerd who lives on a parents basement

[RayZlla]

I just realized that the 1st part of the intro was cut off and it went straight to "It's a whole new kind of Brotherhood" and the video is exactly 4mins long! Anyway, i just thought i'd mention it.

[AgentLlamaSpit]

eating toilet paper makes even current events interesting. :)

[Intothemoooon]

"Hold on I gotta swallow."

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

[kathmandu95]

I was there during the riots, and I have to say that it was quite interesting!

:D

[Bamberellala]

There's no escaping toilet paper.

[StephanoelaLovesRHCP]

Wow. You blinked so much this video. xD

[someobscurename]

I can't watch this video and concentrate on what you're saying because I'm too busy thinking how gross that toilet paper must taste. >.< Bleehhhhh

[Brielle2210]

John, I love vlogbrothers but viewing you eat toilet paper makes me want to puke for you. Yuck. *cringe*

[CelloBoy13913]

the toilet paper wasn't used. Right?

[Archmetal06]

this guy is stupid.  did not know toilet paper has bleach in it ? well it does. that can cause cancer, he might as well take a jug of clorox and chug that down.

[derteqal]

@Archmetal06 Shit, really? Toilet paper has bleach in it?

[XPurplexNinjasX]

I used to eat toilet paper when I was younger. I don't know why but randomly when I was like 7 I just stop and thought "Why the heck am I eating this?" and never did it again. That is one of the only childhood memories I have

[TheNavyHM]

omg it is the UAB shirt again!!!! yay i went there

[ClemencyofCurtis]

For a minute, I thought the title was "DISCUSSING NEPAL WHALE."

[MrTehlonster]

This happened on my birthday two years before I even discovered NerdFighteria.

[juhesihcaaa]

"Hold on, I gotta swallow." That's what she said.

[OrliANDepp]

That was almost interesting enough to distract me from wanting to gag... but not quite. How can you eat paper?!

[BeeHermione]

you are so dedicated. i appreciate this.

[tlaxer414]

at least he wont need to wipe next time he, ya know

[JakeTannery]

Just because it's late and I am bored, I decided to eat five sheets of toilet paper along with you. I got two down and nearly gagged. I still can't get the feeling/taste of slobbery toilet paper out of my mouth, EVEN AFTER brushing my teeth and drinking water AND chewing gum. You are truly the toilet paper king.

[ScienceWinsEveryTime]

I used to pluck individual blades of grass out of the ground and eat them (living grass, not dead clippings, that's gross!), and I used to eat random pieces of paper in school, and eat the paper that unravels from the stick of a devoured Dum-Dum (who else knows about the spiraling nature of lollipop stick paper?), but for some reason the thought of eating paper that is manufactured for the specific purpose of removing bodily waste just does not appeal to me... Call me crazy!

[atorilight]

I always REALLY want to eat flowers.

Like, I see a colorful tulip and I just want to bite into it like an apple.

Is that some...odd deficiency?

I know...I have a B Vitamin deficiency... Does that lead to flower-eating?

[ScienceWinsEveryTime]

@atorilight Dandelions are actually supposed to be very nutritious... In fact, there are people out there who subsist on little more than the consumption of flowers and similar plants... But then again, sometimes a steak is really all you need. Mmm, dead animal flesh...

[mithwenarataur]

@atorilight I think there are worse things you could want to eat. There are actually a lot of ediple flowers out there, dandelions, daisies, nasturtium, violets... (At least the varieties we have here in Europe are edible, I can't really say if the same goes for the US or other continents too...

[megahappypinkskitty]

I wish you guys would talk about stuff like this more

[bekeky]

Is it weird that this video made me hungry? Yes, it is.

[cpate0005]

@jsbrink21 It's not always a sign of mental illness. In my case it was a sign of a vitamin or mineral deficiency. I used to eat ice. Constantly and unceasingly. Some people eat/crave dirt, rocks, etc because of this deficiency.

[jsbrink21]

Its pie-kah. And while it isn't anything to be ashamed of, per se, it is a sign of mental illness. Children with autism can present with pica; adults with Alzheimers can, too.

[mushugai]

my cat has that! he licks plastic bags all the time. and I used to chew the corners of my notebooks and binders off in highschool...

[baglervb]

When you said this challenge, I thought you said that you were going to eat five ROLLS of toilet paper. That wouldn't have ended well. xD

[friesaregood121]

Wow. Not only was I completely fascinated by the situation in Napal, you also made me want to try eating toilet paper. You make it look so easy! :D

[slinkiesandpie22]

:O

I knew that. I knew something that you talked about. Yes! *happy dance time*

Yes. Thank you Law and Order, for helping me to learn about Pika (Pikka?). Now i know. Now i know. :)

Ps. DFTBA!!!

[misssnazzyallie]

it would be really kul if you gave an update on nepal. i'd like to say i am resourceful and would just go look it up myself, but i get distracted easily, and there are many videos on youtube.

[hypnotisedbabe]

You know, I was actually really, really interested in what you were saying. Like, more interested in the political situation in Nepal than I thought I was going to be.

And, woah, nice one on the toilet paper eating :)

If that isn't awesome, I don't know what is.

[GravityProductionz]

lOl what a champion

[rasselas16]

John. You looked good in 2007.

[Kruai01]

Yeah. What happened? :P

[HDBeepuL]

What?... ppl say that the Crown Prince did not kill the former king, who is now dead [ RIP :( ]. Its said that the brother of the king and his song killed the king. Not the kings son but the brothers son. So yeah...

[peoplecallmeagoth]

OMG.

There was this woman on a city bus i was on one day, and was eating stuff she picked off her HEAD!

..ew, i still feel sick thinking about it.

She did many more disgusting things, but I think i should not mention them, because they are nausiating.

Oh, and when I was three, used to eat TP and lipstick, but obviously, not anymore. I grew out of it.

[gdespain]

when I was a kid, I liked to chew paper. I don't do it now. I grew out of it.

and what is it about the tp that is delicous?

[HotPiratesWench]

whats happening in nepal now though john!?

[Nupa6Gianni]

i 2 eat toilet paper and am Nepali

[ROCKonTWITCH]

Toilet paper does taste nice

[TGDarkAngel]

I just want to know if he ate 2ply or single. I remember last time he tried doin it he had to stop cause it was 2ply. although it was very funny when he did it lol.

[kira902k]

ah! you should have finished what you were saying, now im so curious. even though this was almost two years ago.

*goes and puts toilet paper in mouth*...

[expectraus]

sometimes if people crave and eat toilet paper, they need iron

[iambaje]

I think he doesn't need more toilet paper after Shit.

[danasmana]

The ad said "CHEAP CALLS TO NEPAL" should we call and give advise?

[Fralmunk]

Mmmmmm toilet paper! And I just decided Nepal is interesting and that I'm going to investigate it further, later :D Best history lesson *thumbs up*

[mycinematicsmile]

ha, an interesting video for what was my birthday two years ago

this is a really fascinating but disturbing video

hahahaha, i used to have mega pica

[tvsuicide4]

Does anyone have a link that can tell me what has happened to Nepal? I'm kind of concerned, he kinda left us on a lerch!

[marmelmo99]

hmmm i can't help but notice that the ad that pops up for me when i watch this is "info on Eating Disorder." Is eating toilet paper classified as an "eating disorder"? If so should John be hospitalized for both that and being absolutely insane?

[cookie4monster4]

This was actually rather informative. I learned quite a bit. But I think that because you're eating what's not in fact food, it kind of evens out the education with entertainment ;)

[Rachie050807]

"which is a little bit suspicious but anyway" haha love it john

[senorsqueakydesk]

I don't think I could do either of those things on their own, much less at the same time.

[mireesecup]

just wow.

[fuckedupspaz123]

comment 311:

mmmm tasty tasty =D

[DittoFreak]

Comment 209:

I just got the most informative history lesson of my life.

[nerdfighter137]

I actually had to give a report on the political situation in Nepal for class. I got an A on it, thanks John!

[katiepoo66]

It's videos like these that excuse my Vlogbrothers obsession as educational.

My mother always asks, and I always reply "it's educational! He's a writer!"

[devonhayley]

Thats a good one, may I use it the next time my dad asks?

[invu4uraqtpie87]

Made of awesome.

[Amiryfey]

I hear of someone with Pica eating Lightbulbs and glass and such

[iBsteveT]

cool green cup.

[ThatMinusculeGirl]

poor john, it seems like you get the worst punishments...

[legzandherpiano]

He does, but this was a challenge he gave himself-not a punishment.

[TobiSkye]

Mmm, toilet paper. I might try that as a midnight snack sometime. I say midnight because I wouldn't want anyone to see me eating it... that would be crazy...

[JoBros4eva96]

his chair looks like someone is behind him, i thought at first it was the Yeti and we were going to see her. Too bad.

[unknownhippy]

way 2 go!

[dougiedannyluv]

... you just made me WANT to eat toilet paper.

[JBluver994]

JOHN I'M READING KATHERINES!

[BogapeJane]

If my parents ask me what I'm watching on the youtubes, I can say that I'm watching educational videos about current events and preservation of our environment. Because it's true.

Nerdfighters love to learn, perhaps in different ways and about different things, but it may be true that we all love to learn. And I loved learning from you. Thank you, John.

[BlakeGuthrie]

Wow, I wonder how hard that must have been to concentrate on this story while eating it.

[Nunesfan]

So i made it to page 5... it of course will be page 6 next time you guys post a video.

But my litle project were to watch all the vlogbrothers videos in one weekend so i could be up to speed and be a true nerdfighter.

[luckoflindsay]

Haha I'm doing that too! I gotta keep going!!! XD I'm doing it for Nerdfighters!

[Shmamfahh]

me too! haha :D

[dougiedannyluv]

Good luck with that fellow nerdfighters... it took me a bit more than a month to watch all these. Non-stop.

[hellokittycosmetics]

you remind me of my friends dad...

but he doesn't eat toilet paper

lol

[lyssalovesyou88]

Who would have thought that the political situation in Nepal would have been so interesting.

[Warhawk6565]

there was a jhon mccain ad in the top but great video

[scout2010]

thanks for the current events lesson, John.

seriously, that was informative and succinct.

[kenzotakaaki]

Ok I didn't want to read all 285 comments so if it was asked already I am sorry. If you eat toilet paper and he go to the bathroom, do you still have to wipe your butt? Sorry had to be done. I am a smartass nerd fighter :p

[malteasermia1]

john you should seriously present a politics show, cos usually i find that kinda stuff a little boring, but that was so interesting!!!!

(also, did you feel sick after the toilet paper?)

hoo! ha!

[xXbobsgurlXx]

then i guess i have that disease lol because i eat paper all the time and gum wrappers and.... *drumroll* TOLET PAPER HAHAHA

[Lilyliess]

At least it isn't used toilet paper.

[12345678anil]

well .. this is really impressive no body knows about Nepal .. People here in US only know about MExico and Iraq .. they dont know other country . this is great to know that some other people from other country know so many things about NEPAL .. keep up the good work

[dualitydarby]

Wow this whole Nepal situation sounds like a twisted version of Romeo and Juliet.

[belledenovembre]

yuuuummmy!

[paulpwnsnoobs]

i watched this whilst my brother was watching "lost" and i could hear some asian girls being told to push so her baby will come out

[DrMakuku]

My 5 year old was watching this along with me and afterwards he said, in a very dignified voice, "That was very interesting and funny." Yes, I agree.

[robinheil]

NERDFIGHTING-FIVE-YEAR-OLDS!!

[StripedRedScarves]

wow part of that sounded like something from starwars

[kaitlynwithakay]

This was pretty gross but also pretty informative!  haha, thanks John!

[Laszlo75]

Tasty!

[npcomsam]

this guy is absolutely insane. but some of nepali facts are kinda happen to be true. but they are doing constitutional election about a month from now!!!!

the problem in nepal is that leftist have not united. they have to be united!!!

well, present king killed all his brother's family!!!!

he needs to be kicked the hell out!

[shmaller]

My god, what is with all the non-nerdfighting dicks going apeshit on John?

[laurlaur924]

Decepticons (I really hope I spelled that right) suck. NERDFIGHTERS FOR THE WIN!

[drkandel]

This guy is right. His information is current and relevant.Cool,you know so much about Nepal.

[guacamoleroxmysox]

will someone please explain the moisture reduces volume thing to me....

[beccathespiffy]

i think it has sumthing to do with the fact that the papers gitting wet in your mouth that it gets smaller, therefore easier to swollow

[EKS511]

I feel a strange mixture of enlightenment and nausea.

[nc07rsag]

That guy is insane

[GemWhiteman]

you know the feeling of toilet paper on your teeth is one of the nastiest things ever. makes me feel the same as nails down a blackboard. eek!

[willowtreephoto]

i feel smarter, and stranger.

[mananguy]

you know what if i were there i would feed more than five sheet..............may be more like five rolls ..............you don't even know anything about nepal......why the f*ck do you know about nepal huh..........so stop sayin sh*t about stuffs you done have any clue about....

[littlemissobvious]

Um, well actually John and a very smart man (and an even smarter nerdfighter!) and feels very passionate about Nepal. He actually does know a lot of "stuffs" about their political situation. And i just have to wonder, what do you know about Nepal?

[thesilentstorm76]

a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. just because this piece of shit knows the headliners doesn't mean that he knows the real story. and boy! isn't it apparent that your 'toilet paper hero' is "PASSIONATE" about Nepal.

[mananguy]

when did we started to believe foreigners on a political matter of nepal....and didnt u hear whatever he said is old to us....thats what we call basi news in nepal....

[nachvornegucker]

yummy.

but a great summary of the situation in nepal, i really liked that, thanks. :)

[LukumRukumNP]

People dont have toilet peper to wipe assh you eat toilet peper? Kill all Mao Rebels and King of Nepal. Nepal needs a leader like Vladmir Putin or Gorge [Dabalu] bush of America.

[gooogolplex]

"you moron u deserved to eat them.now you walk with four foot as well." "I hope this man really dies by choking on one of those toilet paper sheet." "hahaha huhu hihihi Toilet peper eater.."

the grammar THE GRAMMAR is so funny!

I am hahaha huhu hihihi ing. The commenters need to understand it's a challenge though.

[Absinthus]

Kind of fun

[minjuremin]

Thank you my friend this is fucking nepali true story . thanks for ur hardworking, please some more video like this GOD bless you man

[bhupen001]

You dont know anything about Nepal dude...the Crown Prince didnt kill his family. It was a conspiracy by the family of the current King...to inherient his brother's wealth and the throne. Its just aweful that the whole world thinks that the crown prince did it..ask any Nepali and you will hear a different story. Crown Prince killing his family is like saying the US Government brought down the Twin Towers - you can believe it if you want, but you will be called a moron.

[rachelallencamus]

john green = satchel pootch

[walllofweird]

if i had you for my polisci classes, i would TOTALLY still be a polisci major

[khatranak]

next time try to swallow shits!

[spnewyork]

you moron

u deserved to eat them.now you walk with four foot as well.

[Nerderline]

what a stupid moron this man is.

[FlaminBeast]

Nerderline: Why oh why are you watching the brothers if you feel that way? Go away and leave us alone.

[partyboi180]

i like it think its funny and educational! yay!

[thetrueawesomeeric]

Fuck you

[SunFire1051]

it's just like eating pieces of regular paper, and I sooooooooo know what that pica is

[ultaram]

i am glad you dont eat your poop. And by the way why you are interested about nepal politics? you need to relax and worry about your own country.

[wassupusa]

dude you have no idea what your talking about, he was challenged to do this! dont even comment if you have no idea whats going on, nerdfighters ftw

[lena2k]

(section 4) I seriously think i should have posted this on In my pants...lol

Sadly, I woke up before I was categorized. Although, if i were to pick a side, I would have wanted to go with the Brain restoreres because more brains = decrease in world suck.

[lena2k]

(Section 3)

On the other hand, it was up to the BR (Brain restorers) nerd fighters to save the human population from having a lobotomy. The the most scariest part of all of this was that dreamt that I was a nerd fighter waiting to be catorgized and a Nerd fighter leader was about to tell me which elevater I should go into (yellow elevator- BR nerds/ red- HR nerds) and i really didn't want to go into the red elevator because those nerd fighters looked pretty scary.

[lena2k]

(Section 2)

The HR (Human resources) nerd fighters was a group designed to have their brains sucked out of them. I don't know why their brain had to be removed or from whom but it was scary seeing a bunch of them enter an elevator which

would lead them to their doom. (I think watching the movie Sweeny Todd last night had something to do with this heh)

[lena2k]

(Section 1)

My first comment on B20 ever. Here it goes! It was on this video which inspired me to have a B20 related dream. In my dream I was in a sci-fi world where there were 3 branches of nerd fighters controlling the world. They are the HR nerd fighters, BR nerd fighters, and nerd fighters waiting to be categorized.

[Briellesabop]

so nepals pretty messed up huh?

lol moisture reduces volume. nice.

[hbcstaycool]

What is your Point?

[regularguy5mb]

I think I had pica when I was younger. I often ate things that were not food. I remember once eating a tube of strawberry chap-stick because it smelled so good.  It did not, however, taste like strawberries. Web of lies!

[AnotherGayVlogger]

Turns out being king of nepal.. Not that great a gig LOL

hey buddy it looks like u did a great j