Famous Mr. David

[terracrush1234]

I don't remember the last time I laughed this hard!

[susanwhitley1981]

goes from mr. david to robert dinero when spanish fly is introduced. 'spanish fucking flies...what kinda business do you think david is running here?!' EPIC!!! XD hahahahaaaa

[DeliaR90]

Favorited!

[hardcore225mcr]

lol! mr david is a drug dealing horse, of course!

[VitaMinDy]

This was waaaay better than two guys one horse. Which I wouldn't advise anyone to endure! I was warped about a week after that one. This, however, will only take about a half a day to get over.

[robotmonkey17]

that magical Zorse of course seem to turn into a frickin Samuel L Jackson.

sweet

[Yaya0Hikari0forever]

Wow that is one disturbing horse! lol!

[naughtypuppetshow]

I cant get enough of this video, darnit. This personifies the uniquely eccentric brilliance of 'TBE'. I F-ing adore you guys! -naughtypuppetshow

[umegoyomi]

magic powder ... you inject

lol

I wonder why no one flagged this lol goes to show what cool followers you guys have

[popartproductions]

Everything was going so well untill the mention of Spanish Flies! Don't you know horses hate flies, I'm surprised he didn't tail whack you! I guess you deserve a coco butt or two for that stupid remark! I don't blame David at all! POPS

[blackandwhitewords]

those po po boys...

[elektriclightnin]

so... did it work?

[eriniflame]

I think I'd like to get some advice from Mr. David (minus him beating the shit out of me, of course...of course).

lol, I love you guys so much it hurts sometimes.

[Gold3n3y3]

Best. One. YET!!!!

[TheBabyEaters]

S. W. EET!!!!!!!

[Ruhrohrappy]

Roofies work too

[katarinagiselle]

lmao

[Unbequem]

If i was Mr david i would have given you GHB. its easier since you don't have to inject it into an unwilling partner.

Heroin is good for grooming sex slaves though...

I am surprised david didn't have any ketamine lying around....also works

[TheBabyEaters]

you comment with such authority. thusly, we are convinced of your expertise in these matters.

[AskCarrieLee]

I have no idea how any of you keep a straight face while shooting. I'd be cracking up the entire time and never get the film made...

[turtlelovesangel]

Heroin gets me all hot and heavy, that's for sure.

[TheBabyEaters]

that's why it's the best.

[bobcat1115]

Aww, poor Ward. LoL.

[spnglvr04]

wow.

that works. trust me. i wouldnt know..but it does :)

try me teehee

[TheBabyEaters]

we need to add a diaper advisory to our vids.

[Goose461]

that was freakin' awesome!

We want more David!

[dancer291]

I'd be careful about riding the horsie. I hear he's hung like a ... uh... um, never mind.

And be really careful around playing horse shoes! They can get stuck, and that can really be a problem!

[FlowingGeisha]

That was no children's show LOL.

[omgheatherface]

You guys are so screwed if I ever see either of you walking around and I recognize you. I'll go all squealy screechy fangirl on your asses.

[Unbequem]

me too....maybe

[TheBabyEaters]

You have our permission to attack

[dgyuengling]

ya know ya gotta beware of those " girls trying to get ta like us" types, lol

[Chivalryaintdead]

"Saltlick you" hahaha!

[Rh1no1]

lmao.... nice improv by all!

[tabloidqueenster]

where did you get that horse? i want that horse. i need that horse.

[dubaiedge]

i had a neighbor JUST like that. AND his name was David. omg.

[stephenthomas0]

You had a neighbour who was a talking horse that used to give you drugs? Wow

[TheBabyEaters]

still do.

[Unbequem]

Sometimes Ward looks like he does heroin. Of course he could just be tired&drunk.

[KelsiLynelle]

... thanks. Now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head for days. Nice, guys, real nice.

[missdivinestalls]

No no! It's cocaine. COCAINE I SAY!!

[ConvictBuddha]

your guys' tags are always the best. the song is AWESOME

[tonygem]

The name David means "beloved" so I can see why he has that name. Yikes.

[raconter1]

Not quite like the original but a nice modern revisionist view of horsesense! LOL! Jack

[ohminotaur]

I have watched four videos. And I immediately decided I needed to be friends with you. It is imperative.

[TheBabyEaters]

done. lauren, right? us... we're Devin, Travis & Ward, very happy to be friends with you.

[TheBabyEaters]

Laughter is the best therapy. Ever.

[david1gr]

This channel is my heroine, i shoot it up whenever i can. That wasnt Travis's 'member' propping up the horse (with the sexy,classic and regal name), was it? *scared of him* ;-) If i ever win the lottery,etc, i Totally want to back a movie...Made by you guys. This is a special kind of magic only the twisted and brilliant can truly revere properly. Devins characterization was excellent in this! 5friggen stars, as usual. ;-)

[TheBabyEaters]

Dear David,

we sincerely hope you win the lottery, as we would love to have you as our executive producer on a feature. just imagine all of us on the stage of the Kodak Theatre accepting the Best Picture Oscar together for The Baby Eaters Movie.

[ofarevolution441]

if there was a baby eaters movie, the world would be a better place.

[Vixtopher]

...this is awesome.

[saddasdas2]

you guys ever broadcast shows on blogtv?

[TheBabyEaters]

I don't think we have ever even been to blogtv.

[saddasdas2]

you should MOST DEFINITELY try it out, you guys would be awesome on there... it's like a live video show where at the same time you can interact with the viewers through the IM system.

a lot of youtubers broadcast there occasionally [buck, lisanova (in an hour actually), davedayz and tons more].

that would be a blast! i would totally tune in!

[jellybeanz6909]

THIS IS YOUR FRIEND?

haha :) cute.

[chitchatdance]

i so didnt see that conversation going that way.. by which i mean mr. david giving them drugs.. caught me off guard for once.. lol

its all good though.. nice one

[MoonCloud217]

nice song :) creative.

[gigigirl281]

The INfamous Mr. David... part equine drug pusher, part abusive pedophile. Sweet.

[HollyK]

It's like Punch and Judy...but with illicit drugs....

[ofarevolution441]

hahaha one of your best!

[TwistedFateFilms]

can't go wrong with heroin or glue

[emlove143]

i hate the noise mr. david's nose makes when he hit ward... sounds lik eit hurts :(

[emlove143]

mr. david, please don't hurt me for my careless typos!!!

[rhythm7a]

I wanna ride the horsie.

[CoffeeShopPunk]

I love Mr David.

[rossthe8oss]

creepy..

[Unbequem]

Strange! I was just discussing TBE+ Heroin 2 days ago! no lie

I must be psychic

[BeanerLaRue]

mr david is shady! you guys should know better! please, that horse face doesn't get the ladies, he's not gonna be giving very good advice!!! :)

Deena

[stayupbeat]

you guys always make me laugh, whilst simultaneously making sure that if i ever hear the Mr. Ed theme tune again, i will think of a psychotic horse dealing drugs.

=]

[Aprildew]

I would be scared to be Devo's lap with Mr. David on it...he might think his ding a ling was a carrot!

[bwhahrhr]

Travis sure looks diffrent. "Plastic" surgery? :)

[cierrablue]

Something about a horse pushing horse is just too funny. he's a mean s.o.b.

[whataboutadam]

Famous Mr David solves all my problems.

[delraecpa]

Wow, that is one mean horse.

[Anonimo3]

that you inject! lmao

this was brilliant guys!

[WofW]

Mr. David scared me ;________;

[myfavoriteperson]

Me too!

[TheaterOfMemory]

You gotta wear a helmet...its the LAW!

[JustStuff]

and I thought horses like sugar cubes .... sugar cubes laced with LSD that is :P

[david1gr]

Is it possible for a YouTube video to win an Oscar ? ;-) Walt Disney would be Jealous of the Magical World the three of you have created. Even tho i LOVE 'Space Mountain'... 'Travis Terrible Twister', 'Wards Wild WonderWheel', and 'Devins Devilish Derby'... would be Wayyy more fun(and scary) to ride. I want to transpose this video into a tattoo, and proudly display it on my tummy. btw... i am REALLLY looking 4ward to your collab video with 'Nalts'. This will be a gr8 day, thanks2U guys. ;-)

[TheBabyEaters]

Cedar Point...that's the place for amazing coasters!

[dayXsleeper]

ahah thats funny... well my head is killing me right now, so im going to take a nap and watch this again when I feel better...lol then I have a feeling it will be even funnier

[bowlingballout]

Simply the best!!!

[K80Blog]

That horse is talking some straight sense. The ladies really do love heroin. : )

[MrsHardcore05]

lol.... Just make sure you don't make any deals near dock... He will for sure give you cement shoes!

[erahoneybee]

why do you guys hang out with that Mr. David? He's always up to no good. Isn't their like a friendly dog you can hang out with that doesn't beat you? Maybe a pet ant?

[TheBabyEaters]

we don't want to hang with Mr. David, but he's got the goods.

[refrax]

Mr. David needs his own channel, I command it.

[iggy35]

That was the funniest vid I've seen in weeks,..Hail the Baby Eaters,..and Mr David!!

[TheBabyEaters]

Thanks Iggy... it's always extra special when we rock your world laughter style.

[Atheistblindchick]

You need to stop doing this! Seriously, I might rupture my spleen from laughing...

A horse dealing horse... That is so bad!

[TheBabyEaters]

we are currently forming an LLC so in case of such an incident we can't be held responsible.

view with caution!

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Babyeaters,

I think if "Mr David " keeps up his foul mouthed ways,he could wind up as either glue,or Alpo.What a choice!

[HollyK]

Mr. David! That was awful, hitting poor Stevie so hard and then making his little brother cry like that. You should be "horse-whipped" for that, and it just so happens that I have a riding crop with your name on it, Travis...I mean Mr. David! *wink!

[mrscani]

a horse handing out horse...that totally freaks my freak.

[OneoftheImmortals]

mrscani, how about a pair of hoes handing out free pairs of hose? It was an Oprah give-a-way show.

[TheBabyEaters]

we are down for anything with horse(s) and/or freak(s).

[OneoftheImmortals]

The Johnson boy is still in a coma. At least the coma is saving him from the pain.

They were able to give him steel kneecaps shortly after they disengaged the nails from his kneecaps.

His parents are having the floor redone so he doesn't have to remember what happened every time he looks at the floor.

[TheBabyEaters]

thank you for the update.  after "the incident" we just tried to block it out. but now you've made it all coming rushing back.

jesus, it was bloody, wasn't it?

[OneoftheImmortals]

Yes, they said the loss of so much blood is why he is in a coma.

I have no idea how long the Johnson boy had his kneecaps nailed to the floor.

[AndinoInDenial]

"baby eaters rub peanut butter over mr. david's gums plus shove carrots up his pooper nick at nite rules"

'nuff said.

[WaffleFrie]

Mr. David touched me inappropriately

[TheBabyEaters]

yeah? what are you gonna do about it? NOTHING, otherwise Mr. David will do something much, much worse.

[vivaladil]

david rocks!

[TheBabyEaters]

because he slings them.

[vivaladil]

my kinda horse :P haha

[benshortstuff]

lol

[TheBabyEaters]

put on your best boots and leather chaps, grab your lasso, then meet us down at the stables.

[giuliarusciano]

haha we're gonna bring a whole new meaning to ride 'em cowboy!

[TheBabyEaters]

giddy-up, G. giddy-up.

[giuliarusciano]

i dont do drugs tho..

[TheBabyEaters]

that makes us sad.

[zandyjo]

great advice David

would work for me! ha x

[TheBabyEaters]

shooting heroin works for everybody. that's why it's so great.

[giuliarusciano]

they should sooooo show this to kids in health classes haha give the kids the truth

[TheJokerEffect]

Hahah! Awesomeness.