Funny Commercials: Got Milk? (AvisoAd.Com)

[GotAK47]

Got Milk?

[gogledoessuck]

Of course doing physical exercise will also strengthen your bones. Some more than others, running yes, swimming not so much. Lifting a few weights will also strengthen bones all over the body, not just the arms. Even old people can lift a little weight and get a benefit out of it, especially them since decalcification is something that starts hitting us all.

[TheOneZeroEight]

I remember this commercial when I was a child and it scared the living shit out of me. I saw Mr. Miller's dumbass and went "Fuck that!" Been drinking milk every day ever since....

[readingrox19]

i like milk. any type of milk....yummy milk lol

[Doobie1975]

I remember this commercial and I personally think that soy or almond milk is much better for you than dairy milk

[mcbobo0172]

@Doobie1975 you think? what do you base this on!?

no really!

Tell me!

[GarageSaleReviews]

You should see my opinion of this ad on my channel garagesalereviews

[killkillkill666ps3]

lol

[shannondangc]

if i were a mom someday, i'd give my kids the truth and this isn't

[wickedklown50187]

Leslie Neilson lost his arms

[elvatojoker]

Jocelyn sent me

[nzephier]

pfft i never drank milk in my life. who needs it!? *fingers come off*

[starfoxluver]

XDDD

even though i don't like milk...its just so funny xD

[astivaktakis]

milk = poison

[StarScythe7]

I wonder how the Lactose Intolerant kids felt about this commercial...

[rustynail1091]

man...this brings back good memories



[battlemaster4664]

brainwashing BS

[KenneWilleJ1102]

Eat cheese and take vitamin d supplement

[wdowa94]

Ohh... That's not good xD

[emmakinzy1991]

the first time i saw this i got really scared

[KeithHowell]

the best got milk commercial ever

[DarkAngelGod101]

I couldn't stop laughing when i watched that commercial when i was a kid :]

[Tashajung]

ROFL.

[nabilzh]

I was eleven when I saw that commercial in 1999. My siblings and I all laughed like crazy!

[beanergurl123]

hahahaha that was funny (:

[Swinger2006]

even though it was highly exaggerated, I think this gets the point across.

[17joetube]

okay kids, drink milk or your arms will fall off!!

[kji02]

Classic.

[KNOWtheLEDGE17x]

Gigady!



[moodswyng]

i think the breast feeding one does a better job in conveying the message.

[messamore24]

hey theyoudude001 quit fucking whining you god damn fucking pussy

[N3tron]

Hahha... Best commercial which i ever seen

[horta85]

I think it's sexy when woman drink milk, especially when they have that milk mustache....

[johnjoeba]

@horta85 lol wtf

[archangel9363]

whoever writes these ads must be pretty f**ked up and increasingly derelavent... like that one of an old lady with a blackeye, crying and confessing she uses crack... then 'Got Milk?' O_o;

[Navybluthrd002]

I used to hate milk, now i like it.

[herounlimited13]

Kids, unless you want to lose your arms, chug those suckers!

[bellyzbad]

i love milk

[tristan01101]

SOY

[repeatman]

I have this on a VHS tape I just found LOL!

[crisismike]

omg i remember this commercial!

[soniyaEU]

"ohh that s not good".....  O_O

[calliet16]

mmmmmmm milkkkk

[KohrsFM]

This is fucking idiotic people wake up "GOT MILK" is a campaign in support of profit they don't give a crap if your arms fell off, Milk is overrated and if you believe what "yo momy" told you then don't waste my time replying me stupid shit.

K thx bai

[lukemantis]

Dude, it's an ADVERT, a work of fiction designed to make you want to drink their milk.  LIGHTEN UP, IT'S FUNNY!!!

[usnavyvet2002]

KohrsFM

Let me guess, you're one of those people who are still glad they voted for Obama. That's cool, to each is own.

Btw, I believed what yo mommy told me...

[blazinbruno]

next to water milk is something the body needs a glass of every day you fucking tool

[KohrsFM]

Wow you stupid shit under what fucking basis do you say that you fucking ignorant piece of crap I have never tasted fucking cow milk in my life and I could still break your fucking femur in pieces for being such an ignorant asss!

[blazinbruno]

i doubt it ...i drink milk =) ..tool

[KohrsFM]

Exactly so much milk has left you bones all FUBAR so it would be easier.

[blazinbruno]

I think those surviving urban disaster videos got to your head..you should find videos on how to get a clue in life you faggot

[KohrsFM]

Wow that' all you have left hahahah "those urban disaster videos got to your head" hahahahahah

EPIC FAIL.

[TheYoudude001]

Got Milk? is an American advertising campaign encouraging the consumption of milk. It was actually designed specifically not to make more money, but to get people to drink more milk for their own benefit. If it was created by a specific dairy product company then that would be a different story. Actually, people aren't meant to drink cow's milk, but it's the closest thing we've got to human breast milk.

[TheYoudude001]

Can you imagine yourself at 30 years old, getting some cereal before work. And then you realize you need milk, so you go to your mother. Not pretty is it? not to mention women stop lactating after a certain age. So yah, cow's milk is the closest substitute we have. Hope I didn't waste your time replying to your rant...about a slogan...about milk.

[TheYoudude001]

So, dude, you don't like it. Don't drink it, simple as that. Don't tell other people not to if they want to. You don't have the authority to do that.

[sabella418]

so eat nothing that comes from animals

[monacathedragoness12]

wtf u don' t like milk whatz wrong with u?!

[tmxd81]

@monacathedragoness12 

This is VERY common.

[studywar]

This is BS. How about the milk industry tell you that leafy greens have 5X more protein per volume then milk. Milk is actually pretty weak source of calcium since it is also moderatly high in protein and as we all know, protein inhibits the absorption of calcium.

[junogirl4]

yah, I agree with MegaGeek325. It totally sounds like this happens to him all the time. If it were me, I'd be screaming my head off. It should be him screaming, not the kids.

[danXfor]

man !!!sucks that i never get to c them on TV :(...

[macielo]

LMAO !

[nbrenner12]

i remeber this commercail

[FlowOfTheRivers]

this was the best one

[DragonitePrincess]

I saw this on tv before. I lol'd. And so did everyone else in the room.

[MegaGeek325]

It sounds like it happens to the guy a lot.

"Oh, that's not good."

...

Really now?

Your arms falling off isn't good?

I would never have guessed!

[aboodz]

haha

good point

its a kids commercial so he wont be saying: jesus fukin christ :D

[MrRorl]

the vid ended at 0:34 instead of 0:35 lol

[Spazzycat14]

I remeber this commercial

[AlexGalaxy13]

the whole family drinnks the milk xD

[FleeingShadow]

Ah, an old favourite.

[KaiqueSumatso]

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

ADDED TO FAVORITE XD

[datzsteezy]

hahaha!

i remember this commercial when i was a kid, dang this is OLD.

[Babybel007]

for babies.

Yeah, babies!!

XDD

[ReducedToClear4101]

AHHHHHHHHHH! *runs off to drink milk*

[Chrisisms]

"Consumption of dairy products, particularly at age 20 years, were associated with an increased risk of hip fractures... metabolism of dietary protein causes increased urinary excretion of calcium."

American Journal of Epidemiology 1994;139

[xXElcoXx]

ROFLMAO

Great one xDDD

[UltimateBionicleFan]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA what the heck.

[nachodemon666]

ohhh that's not good...

XD

[klinge1993]

we must resist the american zionisme evil. we destroy her towns we destroy our enemys we resist the american forces

[livonwed23]

this isnt even funny the one where the guy misses out on 10,00 dollars is waay funnier

[Carm3nR0bb]

Lol!

[boxercare]

The non-milk people out there have NEVER had this happen to them, ever. This is such bull! Studies have shown that arms don't fall off no matter how heavy something is. Even with a cart of dirt!

[GinasGotDrama]

oh chillax its a joke, and a funn one at that!

[dimedizzle]

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[cronack]

Lol!

[boogieman545]

lmao! lol

[kebs2006]

not funny

[kyapello]

hahahahhahahah FINALLY found it!!! i love this.. probably one of my all time favorite ads... brilliant...

[trexioks]

Yea.

[blogsurfer2000]

Was that funny?... a man losing his arms?

[joewillgo]

It was too funny! lol!

[joewillgo]

Way too funny! (That's not good!) LMAO!

[w0005097]

funny

[SW2395]

milk doesn't taste good with mac and cheese

[danielscomics]

scary

[kristinaapxo]

i remember this commercial from when i was a kid, i always love it lol

[Swinger2006]

If this doesn't get the message through the stubborn children of this generation, nothing will.

[ViiiTiiinhOoOoW]

LOL!

[silversquall]

That was awesome...legendary...legenDAI­RY!

[Fr0stit00t]

xD nice pun there :)

[SemiSpark]

ARGGGGGGGGGGHHH

[ClosedSpaghetti]

Love how this turns into a horror commercial in the end.

[goanna8]

haha classic

[Emothiczurfer]

OMG!! Look at the face of those kids xD, it's priceless!!

[atechexcellence]

rotflmafo the mom was drinkin too

[koalastephanie]

Poor Mr.Miller. lol

[madisonalanna22]

oh em gee haha

[psycho4life91]

I love tit milk,i drink from my girlfriend all the time

[joskaprdulja]

mmmmmm yumy!!! me too

[fread2]

hi kids. 'snap' ohh thats not good. that is the funniest thing in the hole world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slurpwashere]

thats pretty funny,i like milk so i guess my arms will stay connected.. i hope...

[SimpleForever97]

LOL mr. miller gets owned XD!!

[miguel5003]

ROLF!, Yeah, poor mr. miller xD!!

[eam12]

Mr. miller is a dummy!!

[rockjeet]

LOL priceless!

[chuburac]

why do they take my pics down and not hers?

[killerelf]

stop lying newbies...

[SpielDoggy]

LOL!!!

[foodlovingpig]

This is the greatest Got Milk commercial ever. I think it's impossible to watch this without laughing one's ass off.

[Gojira10AD]

that girl in this video is my cousin....she did this when she was 6

[dudeitswade]

@Gojira10AD really? the boy in this commercial is one of my best friends. he was 8 i think? hes 25 now so ya. hahaha

[babot99]

that kid in the commercial is my brother he did when he was twelve! :)

[dudeitswade]

@babot99 ohh he told me he was 8... is this shawn?

[dianniscool]

umm i cnat seem to find it.. but has anyone seen the one where the family is around the table and they r drinking ornage juice and the sun on the carton peels off and starts chasing them? thats got to be my favorite but i cnat find ti anywhere

[AwesomeGirl86]

Yeah, that commercial was funny.

The sun pops off the cereal box and the kids got scared and ran off.

[KermitThinksGreen]

I remember this one!

It's my favorite got milk commercial.

[Combatd]

LOL I remember that commercial XD

[DianaLn]

HAHA!!

[AdobeExcel]

ahahahaha nice (:

[c0mputerz]

mmm MILK!

[chattenbox702]

this commercial is like forever ago. and i still remember it. its my favorite Got Milk Commercial

[ficherman555]

i hate milk

[CITGProductions]

lol

[qwertyclan5000]

dude... thats a fucking zombie!

[haizahaiza]

outch.

[adaia89]

fantastic video!

[jaswin24]

milk is awesome!!

[bodger1223]

Milk is the perfect drink with sweets: doughnuts, cake, ice cream, candy etc.

[Ovidius777]

exactly!

[mileygirlrockz]

thats a wierd video and i hate milk

[unr1]

lactose intolerant lol

[dickstarbucksmut]

ok...can somebody explain this to me?got milk?

whats the deal with that?

i dont get it...is this some kind of joke?

what?

[akiflyer]

Think harder >.>

[ed4rock]

lol

[Yanchiks]

My favorite thing :)

[DefiningSilence959]

weird i was drinking milk while my sis was waching this.

[Doobie1975]

I remember seeing this commercial, could never figure out why it wasn't shown very often, this commercial takes me back to the late 1990s.

[lovelydepression77]

That lil girl played on somthing. i just cant remember!!! ahh it bugging me does anyone know?

[DarthPew]

You're thinking of Dakota Fanning. She looks like her, but really isn't. Hope I helped

[creative2415]

She played one of matt's best friends(lizzie's little brother) on lizzie mcguire and she was also on that movie "prey"

[creative2415]

She played one of matt's best friends(lizzie's little brother) on lizzie mcguire and she was also on that movie "prey"

[lovelydepression77]

omg!! thats what it was thanks!!!!

[vgjr300]

is that the same woman from the mr hankey commercial?

[mcrbillytalent]

"milk's for babies" what is he like 14??!!?

[leusch13]

lol that's what it looks like....thus not making him a baby.

[MagicAssasin]

LOL poor Mr.Miller..xDDD

Oh god these commercials are priceless. xDD

[ovol1ty]

HAHAHAHAHA

[cjmg85]

This one is good, but the one with the old guys in the diner is better!

[vietboihalo]

lol whenever i drink milk it frigging stinks when i fart and like i never stop farting... if u rly want to do it as a prank to someone then i recomment it got milk?

[DianaLn]

how come you get gases when you drink milk i dont get it only if i eat union.

[flamezjamez]

how the hell do u eat a union?!

so you eat a group of people?

or do u mean "ONION"

lmao

[DianaLn]

it may be union in food you know

[petrie911]

you're probably just lactose intolerant.

[N1TEMAR3187]

yooo i made this a long time ago!!! the company stole my idea

[RASAproductions]

lololol I love this!

[Demonio94]

lol... that foo got pwned

[RealMuzicWebRadio]

kids... when you get old you lose your arms, its normal and has nothing to do with milk.

[XOXOAnnaMarieXOXO]

lol :D

[MaximusDread]

wish I could take the advice, but milk has been giving me serious gas ever since I turned 18. Now I can't go on my cereal raids anymore :(

[angeldrknesslght]

I remember seeing this when it first came out, I absolutely loved it...it was yanked pretty quick, wonder why? *eg* Thank you for sharing it here.

[spyder1138]

I remember this too!

[Crunkbby]

lmfao

[berry2452]

milk ftw

[haobio]

It's rather galling.

[neosteve51]

o.O

*drinks milk*

[mrsradster]

that's why you're gonna turn out like that old man, crackerwiz (-_-)b

[firedx12]

LOL ARMS ARMS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

This ad maybe funny, it uses the appeal to fear to try and sell its product. Milk is really not good for you,