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  • Ah yes, but according to Shinto everyone and everything and every concept has it's own spirit or Kami, which means that there is a spirit of Nerd Fighter-ism, Someone name it I'm terrible with creative names.

  • @TheRepublicOfUngeria Zeveneer

  • Paper Towns joke! :D

  • That child will grow up to be Darth Vader.

  • oh wow. I think this was my first vlogbrothers video!

  • My patron saint (She's my namesake) is St. Rita, patron saint of the impossible and female patron saint of the insane.

    So yeah.

  • How does John not look ancient from the wrinkles he should have after decades of keeping his eyebrows perpetually raised?

  • I work at the Pizza Hut :D

  • John, this is awesome. Gotta love Padre Pio!

  • Saint Isadore wrote the world's first encyclopedia; the Internet is just a complex extension of that work, therefore it is a fitting choice.

  • @thebarbes *Isidore

  • Robertson Davis- Fifth Business, you must read it!

  • 55 people where acting out the parton saint of suck's wishes

  • He could be at the Pizza Hut. He could be at the Taco Bell. He could be at that combination Pizza Hut AND Taco Bell. Oh John, you are awesome.

  • So, what happened to your right forearm?

  • @27shermanator its a birth mark even though it looks like he's repeatedly burnt himself.

  • I got the Paper Towns joke :) I don't know why but that made me ridiculously happy!

  • @HazelSageHP I'm reading the book for the first time, I literally gasped and said "Radar!" xD

  • @BlooMuzik For me it was funny because the first thing I noticed when he pulled the icon out was, "That Santa is not white" and then I felt kind of appalled because I was like, "Wow I can't believe that's the first thing I thought of, am I being racist?" and then I realized it was because I just read Paper Towns XD

  • ... a severed hand...

  • The Puff...looks like a faux hawk...

  • I love Padre Pio! He's a patron of my school, and half of our library is dedicated to him! John Green, you just keep getting better and better!

    My patron saint is St. Cecilia, btw. She's the patron saint of authors, you should think about that :)

  • @singa4evr And Cecilia's the patron saint of music! Double awesome!

  • @NoelleArias That's the name I picked for my confirmation! *high five*

  • I love Saint Padre Pio!! Thanks for loving something Catholic despite not being so, John xD

  • Just finished reading Paper Towns a second time and I possible love it even more than when I first read it!

  • KINGSLEY?!?

  • @cocoabean2011 Haha, that just made me laugh so hard!!!

  • Padre Pio was the coolest person...one of the coolest people ever!

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  • paper towns jokes!

  • I-m in three places

    I'm with you

    Im here

    andI'm In runescape

  • @RiskyBrothers Sorry, I can't help but notice your username. Is somebody a One Piece fanatic?

  • My parents own the worlds largest collection of white santas

  • IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT MY PARENTS OWN THE WORLD'S LARGEST COLLECTION OF BLACK SANTAS!

  • Hey, let's not stop at saints! What about Greek Gods? The god of Youtube!

    I'm leaning towards Hermes, the "messenger" god, who was faster than light and could bridge communication between anyone far apart quickly and simply.

  • I' m italian and catholic, we have a HUGE Padre Pio tradition and He could do many things but honestly I never head he could be in 2 places at the same time XD

  • haha Catholic Saints ROCK! :D

  • Do not hate on Willy he is a fellow troller!

  • Due to quantum mechanics and the multiverse principle we are all actually in multiple places at the exact same time. So it is possible that Padre Pio did actually have the power of bilocation, or he was probably just a little nutty

  • i just printed out a picture of padre to keep in my wallet

  • @1871windycity now he can be in three places, one of them being your wallet!

  • Robertson Davies` Fifth Business, yep that`s you.

  • Fiachra is an Irish name and pronounced Fee-cra

  • i tried hank green on 20q and i got it in 17 :)

  • My mom and I find saints really interesting. St. Therese is known for placing a rose somewhere strange sometimes if you pray to her. It's happened to my mom twice.

  • I'm Catholic and I LOVE reading about saint cuz they are SO cool. My patron saints are Saint Helen Of the Cross, Saint Adele (she's not the patron saint of anything as far as I know) and Saint John Bosco, who's the patron saint of Children, school children (cuz there's a differance?), schools and oratories. I don't know about you, but I think it's kinda cool to have so many people looking out for me :)

  • @GypsyBaby396 Saint Tecla maybe? She has keyboards already though...

    Maybe you could related bing set on fire or torn apart by horses to resisting trolls...

  • @Darthmaud88 haha, I think anyone who's ever dealt with a troll would agree with you on that one. Martin De'Porres was a cool saint, he would be a good one. Or Maxamillian Kolbe! He'd be great! 

  • Did anyone else blank out the rest of the video and have to go back and rewatch it because they were to excited about being at the COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL!!

    Aaaand now it's stuck in my head AGAIN!

  • Hey fellow nerdfighters! when you're done here, you should come check out my new channel! DFTBA!!!

  • @werecatlove752 wow thats amazing. I mean seriously, you will tell that story to your grandchildren! x3

  • My patron saint is St. Veronica, the woman who wiped the face of Jesus while he was carrying the Cross (see: The Passion of the Christ), but she's not the only saint I ask the intercession of. So I think @Mythmanjay is sort of right in saying we don't need only one patron saint of Youtube. Lord knows it needs as much prayerful guidance as it can get, seeing as how it has such a huge impact on the world.

  • As a Catholic nerdfighter, I wholly approve of this video. And, as a reply to people who are not familiar with the tradition of praying to saints, we pray to them to ask them to pray for us, in the same way that one would ask friends and family to pray for them.

  • Well i'm a Catholic nerdfighter :) and i just wanted to say if u pray to any saint for help they will through God. Theres really no risk because their all holy and their not going to let a wolf rip ur arm off just cuz their not the patron saint of children but because it was God's will for whatever reason that may be...

  • I disagree with the idea that there can be any one Patron Saint of YouTube. I mean, You can have Your YouTube Saint, while I know different, while @hotforwords isn't even concerned (because angels don't need saints).

  • I'm Pagan and I find the Catholic saints fascinating.

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  • can you and hank and esther be co-saints?

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  • he has something on his bottom lip that's bothering the crap out of me

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  • so they're kind of like... demigods?

  • Why pray to saints if you can just pray to God?

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  • @NicoTheSecondDoctor because the saints are the people in heaven with God so if you need to request something specific, that saint can take care of it. That's why my mom prays to St. Jude whenever a family friend is in the hospital. You pray to God too, but the saint is kind of the middle man that can also get it done.

  • Yes there is a special place in hell for you, I'm glad you think its funny now,, I don't think you will after a day in hell

  • Makes me think of millions. Ugh. Boring film.

  • Murdered and pickled in brine??? Omg...I told Hansel and Gretel not to go near the witches' pickle factory...

  • TACO HUT!

  • John, i literally just started flailing when you mentioned a combination Pizza Hut & Taco Bell, because not only do i love Pizza Hut and Taco Bell, I also love that song.

  • Sounds like you should read Fifth Business by Robertson Davies...

  • also to all those suggesting people to be the patron saint of youtube, to become a saint you actually have to die first. then somebody can begin an investigation on your life if you have fame of sanctity or fame of martyrdom. during the investigation they look to see if you have miracles or such attributed to u (u need 2)and that your not a heretic or a crazy. then ur up for beatification by the council(+become Blessed)once beatified you need another miracle and then u can be canonized a saint

  • I'm Catholic and the saint I chse for my Confirmation was St. Edmund the Matyr. He was a king during Britain Kingdom times. He actually became king at age 14 and did some awesome kingly stuff. Also, the town near where i was born in England is basically his shrine and is named after him, Bury St. Edmund's. Saints are cool and are great support. You can a lot from their stories. Like St. Maxamillion. he's pretty awesome

  • Lving in Idiana makes you 473537967852572500215541046025­69025862458625862252 times more awesome!!! Well that's only because that is where I am from. But it still is the best state

  • I am Byzantine Catholic (basically Roman Catholic plus more awesome) and I appreciated the byzantine image of St. Nickolas, who is actually the patron saint of all the Byzantines in America. Which is cool. I think your facination of saints is very cool because you are not Catholic and that you did not make fun of it at all (my Mennonite college calls me a Mary worshipper...). Great video

  • Thumbs up if the white spot on John's lip drove you crazy the whole video.

  • You were just in Wyoming!!

  • Pickled..in..brine?

  • Saint Nicolas AKA Santa Claus is also the patron saint of prostitutes.

  • @mynameismatt2010 gives a whole new meaning to Ho, ho ho...

  • im in 3 places at once. my house, your house, and my shoulders.

  • My name saint is St. Margaret of Scotland, but my personal patroness and confirmation saint is St. Cecilia, patroness of actors and musicians.

    Padre Pio is awesome by the way, I approve.

  • 2:24 OMG... burning yourself with acid totally reminds me of Fight Club! :O

  • @StardustBeatle1039 omfg JARED LETO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i think shane dawson should be the patron saint of youtube

    and i think jared leto should be the patron saint of awsome =D

  • I have a small statue of St.Claire.

    She glows in the dark.

  • Immaculate Conception of Mary OF USA

  • THAT THING ON YOUR LIP.

    IT BOTHERS ME.

  • @holycrapitsalex2112

    John had marks on his hands to demonstrate Padre Pio and the stigmata. The stimata is a Catholic belief that some holy men like Padre Pio and St. Francis bleed from their hands in the place where Jesus had his hands nailed to the cross.

  • @timothytia Its not just limited to your hands by the way. You can recieve stigmata not only in your hands, but on your head, feet, back and any other places that Jesus was generally hurt during the day of his crucifixion. At least, thats what it is said.

  • I just ate poo

  • Ze Frank.... He should be our saint.

  • There is a patron saint of YouTube! Have you forgotten Esther!

  • my best friend grew up where anthony fuina picked up padre pio, if your not familiar with the story its here , any way my friend was diagnosed with cancer when we where twelve. we prayed and he got better but still has diabetes

  • @john0donavan0ritter just google it

  • cough hedwig cough

  • cough cough Hedwig cough cough

  • Just to reiterate, Esther should be the patron Saint of Youtube.

  • Padre Pio is said to have had fights with the deil himself. now that's badass

  • John, I know it's a little late, but you got a little something on your lip... ;-) DFTBA

  • @LunaLaboratory no may she Rest in Awesome!

  • You are also in my bedroom... And about 999999989999 other places :)

  • Did anyone else notice the two girafarig above his head?

  • Thumbs up for Pizza Shirt!!!

  • I have that exact same Chewbacca/wookiee bobble head! I just felt like sharing that.

  • Meh, I prefer patron saints of switchblade fights...

  • Padre Pio is AWESOME! Not only is he the patron saint of Naples, a really great city, but also his blood liquifies 3 times a year, which is kind of odd, but also totally cool.

  • Thankyouthankyouthankyou for understanding the Catholic's views on saints and not being ignorant (haha, like you could be ignorant if you tried) and saying things like we pray to them as 'little gods'.

  • Wow I'm Catholic and I never thought any of this was interesting...

  • Clare's my middle name, and the statue of her in my room seems even more awesome. Because Esther is present in the Bible, I was about to choose her for my Confirmation name. We had to pick a saint, though. I chose the patron saint of music, Cecilia, and that was also my grandmother's Confirmation name. You can bet that Esther's going to legally be part of my name in the future.

  • You know that in Belgium we celebrate the original santa Claus on the 6th december!

  • @unaiza7 In Austria we celebrate the original santa Claus on the 6th december too! DFTBA

  • @unaiza7 O.O that's so cool!

    DFTBA

  • which is why picking a saint for your conformation is so frustrating.

  • @lovebug26m I´m a catholic too, but in Austria we are not allowed to pick a saint for conformation. This is the first time I heard about it!

  • you are currently being viewed in Rice Lake, WI. at a coffee shop called Badger Brew. i'd high five you but you are on my screen......*screen five!*

  • Hagiography FTW!

  • I feel honored to have been to the Pizza Hut Taco Bell express he is referring to.

  • It just totally occurred to me that u live only one state over! Come to Cleveland Ohio!

  • John, I would like to inform you that you are in my bedroom, it is just me in here... and you... don't think this is weird...

  • John is also located on Charlieissocoollike's video on April 16, 2010.

  • I'm Catholic, so I grew up knowing about saints. It was common knowledge to me, and an accepted fact of my faith. I never really realized how interesting the subject matter could be. I received a book about saints for my First Penance back in second grade. I think I'll take a look at it! Thanks, John!

  • And you're at all the viewer houses...that might strike people as odd.

  • I'm a UCC Christian, but I love the saints too! I don't pray to them or anything (in the UCC branch, that's considered praying to an idol...) but I think they're awesome. I mean, to become a saint, you had to have done something awesome religion-wise. I would want to be a saint because I'd have people looking up to me and I could be a role model, but I am not Catholic, therefore that's impossible. (except in UCC apparently we believe all Christians are saints. I learned this in Catechism XD)

  • I say Esther should be our saint.

  • @IrishmonkeyONM I understand the sentiment, but I hope I'm not the only person on here who's deeply uncomfortable with the idea of deifying a human being without their consent (or, indeed, deifying a person at all). It doesn't really help if they're dead, awesome, or both.

  • @OlleLindestad Fair enough. Just thought it would be a nice thing.

  • @IrishmonkeyONM I'll talk to the pope about indoctrinations, then we can work on patron sainting.

  • @IrishmonkeyONM Care to explain as to why?

  • "IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT MY PARENTS OWN THE WORLD'S LARGEST COLLECTION OF BLACK SANTAS."  :)

  • I think we should use the john and hank green, patron saints of awesome.

  • So I learned from Cell, vis-a-vis Stephen King, the prayer to Saint Anthony "Tony, Tony, come around, something's lost that can't be found." It always works. ALWAYS.

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  • Missoureeeeee not missourahhhhhh

  • @elillianr He said Missoula.

  • @Lulu5046 I know. It was just a little private joke.

    Note to self: Nerfighters reply really, really fast.

  • @Lulu5046 Oh my God! You stated a question!

  • you had to use ergo...

  • It's Fiochra ( Feekra )

  • St. Padre Pio also happens to be called the Saint of Hope. 

  • will you post a video about the patron saint of wipe that thing off your mouth?

  • @adam2son YEAH wtf is with that.

  • i personally don't see the point of praying to saints...i understand that they were amazing people that did amazing things, but if Christ died so that we could talk directly to God, why don't we take advantage of that privilege? i'd rather talk directly to the "big guy" myself than have to rely on a dead person to do the talking for me.

  • hahaha love the ending john

  • There's actually a Saint who was a badass viking.

  • @tehpwnagebot What was he the patron saint of? Pillaging?

  • @fluffysucks08 No, he was the Patron Saint of Norway. His name was Saint Olaf and he was a Viking king dude who achieved Sainthood by going around burning and destroying pagan places and replacing them with Christian Churches.

  • @tehpwnagebot God bless Norway indeed

  • Great, I really had fun. I myself am a hunter of all those superstitions and illogical (I doubt this word exists) of Christianity. But you've made a wonderful, lively story of this saintomania.

    Greetings from a predominantly Catholic country

  • Thanks for making this interesting video.

  • DAS RACIST REFERENCE

  • Do you really live in Indianapolis

  • Congrats on not being Catholic and actually explaining saints well and correctly!!  I hate it when people say we actually pray to them like we're worshiping them.

    My favorite saint and the one I speak to most often? St. Anthony...patron saint of lost things.

  • You should read The Possibilities of Sainthood by Donna Freitas!!

  • Padre Pio looks like Obi Wan Kenobi.

  • /l、

    ゙(゚、 。 7 l、゙ ~ヽ じしf_, )ノ

  • Ha! Why do we talk to our dogs like they can understand complete sentances? I catch myself saying... " Hey, you know the couch rules. #1 no licking, and #2 keep your paws down. Are you pushing the envelope?"

  • I love when he goes "papertownsjokes!"

  • how do you guys edit your videos? Mac or PC?

  • My primary school was "St Nicholas of Myra." I'm happy to say I'm proud of that. :D

  • @nadineishere Haha, have you ever heard the story of how St Nicolas' body was stolen by Genoese sailors? It's pretty awesome!

  • I am catholic, but do not in any way believe in saints, now i believe in God, and angels, but saints come on!! You know what I'm going be pretend that i can speak with other saints and God himself and in 100 years from now, after i am burned at stake for wearing mens clothing, I will be named as a saint by the catholic church. If you don't know the saint im talking about, check local history books.

    God, i need to change my religion and escape the hyocritical church! XD

  • i spy Girafarig!

  • St. Francis de Sales: patron saint of writers.

  • Murdered...AND pickled? You think they would pick just one.

  • Maybe you shoulda asked for intercession from the patron saint of cosmetics or waited to film til that thing on your lip went away. ;)

  • what is on your lip?

  • BLACK SANTA! :D

  • So, I work at a retirement nunnery, John, and we have had Padre Pio's glove visit the convent on two occasions now. xD They say it has healing powers, so many of the Sisters were able to rub it on their lovely, retired arthris-riddled limbs. It was rather touching really.

    In conclusion, excellent choice!!

  • Haha I wonder if Saint Dymphna (patroness of the mentally ill) should be the patron saint of youtube. lol I love my fellow youtubers. Even their weirdness :)

  • You and I have the same shirt. What a strange coincidence. Out of curiosity, do people get creeped out by the guy on your shirt too? Oh, okay.