Does Tom Cruise fan the duvet? - Friday Night with Jonathan Ross - BBC One

[TheKrazyKurtShow]

Stephen Fry has stated many times he hates jokes to do with farts, this is why this clip is amazing

[Tboi2206]

"Stephen?"

"Not here."

[MrTimothyKhoo]

LOLXxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx vas ist das!! this is freaking crazy lolxxx

[soleilmh]

Stephen Fry's reaction is the best thing about this video

[96demilove]

i love his smile *___*

[rikwatson200]

tom looks real thin here. I guess without the $cientology thing he'd be an alright guy

[hedonism13]

dat audio

[ashleyfrank1989]

he is 5'8 at most.

[partygirl209]

he's such a cool guy!!

[BarneysKiller00]

I think at the end lee evans face drops because stephen fry got more laughs at what he said

[PlushBuddie]

He is really short

[PlushBuddie]

@worksopians Don t get all sarcastic with me

[WankstaProductions]

STEPHEN FRY!

[NinjaStarfish94]

LEE EVANS!!! Oh, it's tom cruise

[ARA90051]

@HopperAvenue Ross is hilarious! Graham Norton is funny too but not as funny! Thank God for Alan Carr Chatty Man!

[ARA90051]

I cover it up with a cough like peter griffin lol

[ChiliPeppz]

Tom is actually perfect looking. He couldn't be more gorgeous 0_o

[dieselboy87]

@ChiliPeppz he doesnt seem like a bad guy either. its a shame how much bad press the guy gets, but i doubt he cares anyway, considering how successful he is. good luck to him.

[Axl207]

@dieselboy87 hes an evil subhuman cyborg who was sent here by the aliens from the mother ship

[animelover5076]

lol tom cruise looks completly amazed at the topic of conversation lol WELCOME TO GREAT BRITAIN! lol

[CJEChurchill]

@animelover5076 You could tell Tom felt uncomfortable. Lots of American actors/actreses are so uptight! And before anyone jumps on me, I have made an intelligent and informed comment through watched them in interviews over the years. So go fuck yourself :o)

[mindydrummer]

comment below this, YES!!!

[EchoParkShaun]

Lee Evans, Tom Cruise and Stephen Fry.. WIN

[EcoWarrior95]

omg its the funniest man, the best looking man and the most intelligent man all on one show :D

[EmmyNeander]

I love how Stephen's losing it!

[MyRealDad]

@MozifMr do you know wat a genus means?

[lillukepossy]

how did I miss the show with lee evens tom cruise and stephen fucking fry? fuck my life!

[convictPKlol]

@lillukepossy I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!

[Reclaimer1986]

LEE EVANS AND STEVEN ****ING FRY!?11!!

[msrock4ever1]

Loves stephan Fry "Not here"

[SBRJulia]

hes pissing him self laughin!

[hansjaeger1]

is he hot ?

the man is a religious nut that travels around the world to tell people that he holds the truth and knows how people should live there lives.

keep in mind that he believes that we are all refugees from a distant planet where an evil lord wanted to kill us all.

But we managed to escape by being frozen down and travelled across the universe till we hit Earth.

and here we are.

that's what Tom Cruise is walking around believing in...

[prewtynevbear]

lols is all I can say

[Mandinko23]

he is one of my favorite actor and he is soooo hot

[twilight1359]

i wish tom wud answer.

i lock down hahaha.

[yolo1998]

Stephen you legend.

[vburm]

Priceless, miss this show.

[doctordavidtennant]

Not here.

[stonemonkey999]

I'mma, I'mma terrorist farter.

[kanemura93]

Fry is so embarassed!

[LittleRobinWitch]

Im a terrorist farter! i do it out in the open and no one knows! XD

[jjferrit]

aw man i LOVE stephen's reaction XD

[xXxXpunkette]

that top gear person was likeNOT HHERE!! XXXDDDD

[Sluie92]

@xXxXpunkette Are you trolling? Top gear person? That's Stehphen bloody Fry!

[eveza12345]

@xXxXpunkette pretty sure you're confusing him with james may.

[shane1637]

@xXxXpunkette LOL TOP GEAR PERSON? WHO LOL.

[mattthedream]

You got to love how Mr Fry was funnier than Lee Evans with two words.

[BigBoss7777777]

Jonathan Ross isn't even funny, he's just crude. I'm glad Cruise didn't even dignify his question with an answer.

[lesterclaypool1]

@BigBoss7777777

Seeing as Tom doesn't sleep with his wife, there was really no answer to give.

[JMBfullmusic]

I don't Fan, I worship aliens..

[37jessejames]

great great fun love jonathan ross show so funny...and tom has a great time

[Arthurmax180]

Tom:what does it do?

Jon:makes you taller

/tumbleweed

[bexaree]

TOM YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!

[alternativejoe]

fucking love lee evans' face at 0:40

[feefernutter]

@:27 Stephen Fry!!!! woot v for vendetta and littlebigplanet!

[majesticmaniac]

U gotta love jonathan ross...a mean when u meet a famous personality u think how ur gonna tell them about how u r thr big fans and u love thr work and ask them about thr experiences...not ross...he talks to them about thr farting habits...

[100peppard]

SCIENTOLOGY - WHAT A CUNT!

[Brandei]

@100peppard Heeeeeey a GAYLORD !

[1978deus]

Jonathan should have squirted water in his face

[queenymax]

You sure must be proud of yourself when you've asked Tom Cruise what kind of farter he is 

[AtenRa]

It's hilarious how the highest comment for this vid about Tom is about Stephen! Hahaha! Take that ya couch jumper!

[earthstick]

He looks thin in this

[GioiaBianchi]

never really found tom attractive but he looks good here

[Sigbot]

HAHAHAHAH

[dieselboy87]

tom looks genuinely embarrassed here.  surprising to see from an actor.

[ballisticblue]

lmfao



[RoyalRamirez]

Tom Cruise will go down in the Hollywood hall of fame.

[hbarad93]

LOLOL

[ZuvioxArts]

Not here LMAOO

[Th3Z0ne]

i love how he says 'the rest of us' have a major flatulance problem, like we're all maniacs who can't stop farting

[liatjetta]

The way that tom is laughing, i would suspect that he would blame Katie.

[mohgig]

He looks a lot more thinner than he usually is....

He looks like he is ill...

[animationfreek67]

Stephen is killing himself

[BedaleChic]

Can you watch the entire interview anywhere cause I can't find it. xx

[1983Dave1983]

I'm a bit of both. Depends how bad it is.

[TheShamanofmoney]

one of the biggest dudes in holywood

[helendqueen]

this is really funny. I miss Mr. Ross

[MeEmma123]

LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

[helendqueen]

Wossy is awesome

[Mskhalida9]

hahahahah sooooo funny! Tom is soooooo hot!!! :D

[Stonefists]

Way to go Tom!! Also just to add a little balance to the other comments here I've been a Scientologist for years and it's been soooo useful and helpful in my life,

amazing stuff!! Peace to yaz all

[xxmoussexx]

stephen 'not here!' soo funyyyy

[loessloess]

Tom looks quite skinny here. And he's getting bald on top of his head, lol

[metroid5454]

Love tom cruise laugh, he's always so opened during the interviews :D

[rosscore]

However, everyone involved in that video is clearly homosexual. Thus, nobody hears when any of them let rip...

[ArtePictor]

@rosscore It seems you are very familiar with homosexuals.

[Libervurto]

@rosscore

They look quare, they sound quare, and they're on the television; so they're all probablay quare.

[mcjuvey1]

@Libervurto what is quare??

[Libervurto]

@mcjuvey1

search "harry and paul quare" it's a comedy sketch.

[mcjuvey1]

@Libervurto ahh right do you mean queer by any chance?? lol

[ROBOTDECUZZY]

lee evans is the best

[TheHappydead]

Cruise is an ok actor .......... but there aint a finer religious lunatic

[Dupe16118]

this is why his show is being cancelled

childish pathetic humour

[swrt96]

@Dupe16118 i don't think its being cancelled i think ross made a choice to leave not sure though

[fedecy]

hilarious

[pkachipati]

mission impossible lock down lolllllllll !!!!!!!

[JewishWarbler]

This is why Wossy is so great, in the presence of the biggest stars on the planet, and he still can keep the spot light and be hugley entertaining

[dotchoo]

@JewishWarbler well, tom cruise wasn't exactly saying anything, wasn't hard to keep the spotlight with this one.

[UnitedKingdomify]

i love how Ross gets huge, HUGE stars on the show and asks questions like this, lol

[FranBMan]

@UnitedKingdomify I know right? He's so refreshingly irrereverent.

[3434aaaa]

I live with my parents and I have my own room. So most of the times, I fart as much as I can. But what really worries me is when I do move out and have a girlfriend or wife, what will I do then ? I can't stop farting but I definitely don't wanna miss out on the sex.

[HarpoonTorpedo]

does anyone have the full interview??

[3434aaaa]

@HarpoonTorpedo The full interview is here on YouTube, unless these assholes have deleted it due to copyright. I have seen the full interview, a couple of months ago.

[alphaguy50]

Stephen Fry and Lee Evans My Heroes

[LemonOdette]

lol stephen fry in the back

[kit21088]

''stephen'' ... ''not here'' haha

[FruityNaruto]

omg i nearly chocked lmao

[davidkeithbecket]

he he he

[hbarad93]

i dont get it? and where can i get the full interview?

[sophieliz1990]

I just see Kevin Bishop playing him in Star Stories. Which makes it very hard to take pool old Tom serious lol

[gtsgamer]

whats happening fannin??? need explanation

[Nasiruldeen]

nice one wossy, your a legend

[SVWillmer]

I watched this to see Lee haha

[bkakaak47]

this is the wossy we all like, not the new one

[musicsnobtobe]

LMFAO at Stephen Fry (or the God That Should've Been, as I like to call him) corpsing in the green room!!

[VictoryAh95]

"Do you fan? Or do you lock down?" :P

HAHA

how... awkward. XD

[Nnirvania]

Why the h*** did he make that fan joke? So incredibly embarrassing... look at Stephen! haha,, oh lord

[veyronman]

@Nnirvania that's what he does!

[crazyrainbowlover]

I don't get scientology at all no idea what the hell it is I used to think it was a longer word for science when I was a kid

[jamesstone123]

it bears no relation to science at all... the word is such a bullshit word to use for such a bullshit idea. I can understand why you got confused... i thought it at least had some scientific basis... did it balls.

[NextRonJerremy]

South Park explained it.. :D

[crazyrainbowlover]

he's always smiling =D

[BogdaNO88]

@crazyrainbowlover  that's because he's a psycho

[crazyrainbowlover]

I know it's well creepy

[jayce79]

This was great , thanks.

[miracletful]

sexiest man

[coltsuperocean10]

Whats all this bollocks about scientology? Its a bit strange and odd?

[charlierose19922]

does he ever not have a smile on his face ?

[jdugena]

@charlierose19922 is it because his gay & doesnt know it?

[xxXxSiLeNcExXxx]

HA bless steven fry

[noahsarcooo]

why do i find mr cruise sexy since i was fuckin 15 years old...and still do!?

[EMZ2T7]

becus he is the most sexist dude alive :L

[ThereisNoGoingHome]

Because you're just as fucking crazy as he is?

[actressindemaking]

He's so hot!

[crazyrainbowlover]

Lee wants to know what Tom Cruise does, Lee Evans rules all comediens

[xXxmissemmaxXx]

yes lee evan is the king of comedy

[Urkalla]

Jonathan Ross is a Scientologist. He has a house just outside of Clearwater Florida. He pals around with Scientologist Neil Gaiman. Loads of his guests are Scietologists. All he has to do is call the celebrity center to get Tom Cruise or Travolta on his show. He stays in Florida to get services at Flag.

[drsmokesweed]

i bet when people go round for dinner katie has spelt "GET HELP" in the peas

[andymacceltic]

I guess if you're not funny you might aswell steal a Frankie Boyle joke.

[trigga1uk]

thats a good lineup, stephen fry, tom cruise and lee evans.

[RosscoRussell]

your a good line up

[Aaathan]

ROFL :)))))))))))))))))

[tominator0x0]

Stephen is a British Gem

[Elle7491]

They should knight him

[ilove3dcomics]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[pete46aus]

tom cruise is fucking insane .for starters he was "JUST" another cult member od scinetology ..now all of a sudden hes front spokesman..how did that happen...ill tell you how...they threw him their to lure more suckers into the cult...what real religion has ever grabbed any other famous actor and made them spokesperson for their church????? none..its a cult..see it for what it is

[kekler101]

British people are funny. They're like cartoon characters :D I <3 them

[thinislove92]

haha in that case im Minnie Minx

[mulan187]

Stephen

Not Here

 - lol

[romanblood]

Regardless of whatever fucking religion you support, his beliefs aside, Cruise is a fine actor.

[wonderlandink]

and a fine gentlemen.

[Laugh0rDie]

@romanblood i think hes a terrible actor

[biggie558]

@romanblood ....so does that mean he blames the farts on someone else?

[PrideHonorLiberty]

@romanblood absolutely, his personal life don't mean shit to me. He is a great actor.

[thejugglenaut91]

@romanblood I couldn't agree more

[theSodMonster]

@romanblood haha religion. good one

[kalamantas3]

tom cruise is the man , he s so freindly :)

[gazbostuart]

Words cannot describe how much i hate tom cruise

[amanda12379]

dont fuckn watch his vids then or ur n denial

[gazbostuart]

That comment made no sense whatsoever and judging by your spelling your not an intelligent person,reason for me hating him is because he is a mentally insane $cientologist.

[amanda12379]

then ur obviously a tom cruise hater , get lost

[Shonaripa]

ther eis nothing that shows he is mentally insane, what you do is you follow the one infront without thinking for yourself, that's how lazy and tamed your mind is. Talk about being stupified. Besides, how ignorant is a person to be able to hate someone they've never met or that that person has done any direct harm to. Either you're ignorant as fuck or you just don't know what hate is

[Roger007Poore]

Thants exactly what i think! People just bash Tom Cruise cause other people do.

Hes a fantastic actor/producer whom gets 110% involved in everything he does.

I dont care if hes a scientologist or not.

[Shonaripa]

Yes! wether one agress with his beliefs or not is irrelevant to his acting work and skills. Which undeniably good and one of the best

[atthepistol]

*Who gets involved.

[gazbostuart]

@Shonaripa Do you have a good knowledge of Scientology and it's teachings? The way they indoctrinate people and harrass critics? If you want to get your point across to me, try not being so aggressive. I think it's funny that you claim i have a lazy and tamed mind, if you have done research on L.Ron Hubbard and his followers you will realise that they are in fact the ones with the lazy and tamed minds.

[Shonaripa]

I'm not being agressive, you're a bit insecure pal, especially continuing this thing after it was done months ago. I didn't say anything about scientology, learn to argue properly, little man. I know scientology is shit, I don't like it at all. But the issue here from the start is you saying you hate Tom. That shows great ignorance. You might not like his religion or what he believes, fine, there's no need to hate, you're ignorant and weak if u truly hate him. He hasnt done u anything

[gazbostuart]

@Shonaripa This comment is ridden with fallacie, "you're a bit insecure pal", "little man", "you're ignorant and weak ". Your telling me how to argue properly? Read a book on critical thinking please. I'm part of the human race, as are you, Tom Cruise has publicized this hateful orginization a great deal, imagine if scientology grew to the extent that members became MP's, it's already bad enough that people are trying to merge religious law with the state right now. .........

[gazbostuart]

@Shonaripa I'm an Atheist, I'm not a big fan of organized though systems, I think people should be able to think for themselves and the way Scientology brainwashes people (and I really mean that) is horrible, Tom Cruise is glorifying this "religion" and has exposed it to the masses much more than previously, anyone who spreads such a hateful ideology, I hate. I'm not the ignorant one, he is.

[Shonaripa]

Same goes with all religions. Yet no reason to hate really. I don't like religion either. But you will come to understand atheism is a crystallization too, or like you said organized thought systems. All religions must go down, Tom just happens to be a guy many find easy to dislike, but we have christianity, islam and all the other bullcrap stuff, and they're bigger than scientology. Thing with religions, they all carry truth, but they're distorted and edited for the benifit of few hidden ones

[ArtePictor]

@gazbostuart Dude, no offense but you learned everything about Scientology from the media... it is funny how much you thrust the media. Or I could say also the Internet where you can say anything about anyone while hiding in a 'safe' place. Just apply for yourself what you said "people should be able to think for themselves". But if you want to think for yourself first you need creditable data.

[gazbostuart]

@ArtePictor Dude, no offense but you have no idea where I have collected information from or how I have came to my opinion. I also don't follow major news outlets as they are mostly unreliable and bias (U.S.A. mainly) I've read first hand accounts of people who have been in the church and faced abuse at a very young age, critics who have been harrassed for dissagreeing with the ideology and have a good knowledge of what they believe and it's simply moronic. Look up "Scientology: Inside the cult"