BATHING FAIL

[YankeeSuck2003]

Toby looks like such a hipster. #Swag

[gamergirl417]

I love people with good grammar skills & a large vocabulary & I grinned when Toby used "ostensibly" correctly :D Yay words :P

[TheBizbay]

hothothothothothothothothot =)

[mljules]

lol he walks in circles in real life just like he does in videogames

[MrWaylon4]

The cement truck and the three cars he clames as his are all black red and white , darkness redness whiteness!

[cele657]

awwwww! u dont fix ur hair!!!! kinda like edward.......

[SuperMrpeanut]

lazy boop........

[lauritalou8]

hothothothothot glasses ;)

[pccmanager]

well i have to admit ... i started loves your videos damn

[rynierocks]

I'm going to name every thing I own Toby.

[Moose5694]

Toby, if anybody gives you crap about doing your video, during your video, just nod at the bird and they will die! lol

[jacob1382]

GOOD LORD!!

[Crackpotdeano]

i feel sad...HE SAID COFFE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE AUDIENCE!!!

[durjoy3011]

That's what I do too... talk shit all day. :P

[evildustbunny]

You are so cute with glasses!

[DSmaster5599]

i love your fake acsent

[kazshakalaka]

OH HEY I eat at that Twains all the time.

[peterganna]

HOW COME THE TOP RATED COMMENTS ARE ALWAYS CHICKS SAYING IDK OH TOBY YOUR TEETH ARE CUTE AND YOUR SMILE IS NICE???? CALM DOWN GIRLL 

[WalkingTalkingBOMB]

u r awesome but seriously u must look so weird/crazy talking to a camera for like 3mins and doing weird hand gestures nobody else knows wat u r talking about they just c a crazy man talking to a camera and gesturing to it but its really funny

[adimsab]

Oh hello! Have you heard about bee4biz (do a google search)? It is a tiny url locker that pays. Its tons better than other sites and they always pay on time. Check them out if you want to make good money shortening and sharing links online

[ouranlovers097]

Toby's hot when he wears glasses!

[McGrathpaul7]

I was very dissapointed in your boop

[Jamokid2420]

glasses???????

[tarbyn]

CAN ANYONE HELP me find the vlog where toby's fan walks up behind him and surprises hime by saying 'just talking to the audience' ?

[TheMentalChicks]

OH MY GOD TOBY! Ever since I saw the first episode of Stranger Things, whenever you wear your glasses I think of the EVIL LEECHES, and you being an EVIL PERSON!!!!!

[Itachirox181]

your too awesome toby x3

you look good in glasses >//w//< :3

audience why are you reading this comment audience xD

[thetsap]

fuck you cement truck

[boredgrl15]

toby + glasses = HOT!

[96Gwinth]

lol

[PeaceVbLoveNicole]

"I guess i can say...damn" * giggles*

Toobbyyyy...

[Annabeth358]

I love how he laughs at his own words. lol 3>

[CrazyMushroomPeople]

You do realize that cement truck was a truck of DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS!?! Right?

[lpolpo41]

but im gonna get some coffee and im not gonna fix my hair

thats for gdia...

thats for darn

thats for frekin..balls sure

[KITTENCUDDLER1]

blesh your face! lol

[Amber4549]

wow u sound really gay!!!!!!

[chullface]

You look great in glasses.

[mercyvloved]

We are the audience and we are ballsy.

[Greyman3000]

OUTRO!!!!



[enbayentay]

gorilla vanilla:D

[HlyXhoom]

We the Audience Bless You

[tinabeaner004]

Toby Joe Turner, you may very well be my favorite person in the whole world. Or better yet, the whole universe. Just thought I should let you know. Okay, bye.

[eminemkicksass123]

this guy is so fucking funny lmfao

[katiewilson05]

cheese



[lauranunnpoogle2220]

smexy

[Razgriz595]

hothothothothothothothot :)

[TigerFishiee]

I love u tobieeeeee! make more vids about nothing!!!

[marianareher]

I didn't know you needed glasses

They suit you

Give you a kind of curdy look

BTW curdy means cute+nerdy

[xamberjust]

hothothothothothothothothothot­hothot with those glasses(:

[XKinzuX]

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[magician11000]

nice glasses

[GhostOfAnubis32]

no bless u

[hupaz123]

booo yah 70000th person to watch this

[darktiger0]

toooooooobbyyyy! 

[ShynessIsGolden]

Must. Not. Grope. D':

[woutermeister]

are you filming with your phone?

[woutermeister]

toby you need 2 wear glasses more often

[FreedaFoofy]

nice glasses! ( No mean-ness intended)

[acrobatsutr]

wow youre sooo sexy toby..

[spaztastic90210]

Epic voice, glasses and coffee

<333333

[HappyTreeFriends0001]

lol XD

[muhtay38]

LOL the wachovia bank Where live is now a Wells Fargo too!

[nero252]

@PenolopeMarks123 shit the f**k up it doesn't work you are just one of those people who spam these stupid messages

[MoonstoneProductions]

LOL

[foldoun]

He gets such a kick out of saying damn in his video... this dude's hilarious!

[DemyxRocs]

:46 Coffe attack on the brain!!

[StarlightKonata]

<3 Toby with glasses! I love how energetic you are, Toby! ^w^

[baseballer2258]

GLASSES O MY GOODNESS ( AND NO BAD WORDS~!! :) )

[baseballer2258]

GLASSES O MY GOODNESS

[TheDigitalamon]

Lol you are one of the best energetic youtuber on youtube for me.

Thx and keep up the great work!?

[scrohommy]

can i plz has shirt lol

[InfiniteTestings]

TOBUSCUS!

[BulletproofValentine]

right, you are HOT and funny and really cute with glasses and you are so cute YOU are MINE ;D xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[twillis721]

Haha when I first saw this I thought it read, "Breathing Fail"

[JustHannah38]

qqqqqWHAT 1:43

[LeilaMeat]

you are hot with those glasses

[henrycatgoesmeow]

i have glasses :) they make me feel really smart :D

[garfzzzz]

We are not preppy

We are not nerdy

We are not geeky

We are...THE AUDIENCE.

[petar4o0o94]

nice glasses...i think glassess make everyone a cooler dude than a nerd >:( what's with you nerd haters

[Trilbybutnotthehat]

I love coffee ^_^

[habeeba12]

your bank looks like a mcdonald's

[RubberSavoySoul]

Press 7 over and over again. Do it.

[maskedchick]

You know for someone that fails at bathing you have really white teeth toby! <3

Thumbs up if you agree

[lanceseidman]

Hey! You're at the Coldwater and Ventura Wells Fargo with the Bagel store! Next time you're their, I'll buy you a Bagel, I'm Jewish, we do that... I live off of Laurel, hit me up Sexi.

[kaheksandik]

Balls to you, Toby :)

[katita210]

U sound like ur trying to be will ferral still like ur stuff though

[garrygod1010]

concrete truck not cement truck... cement is a additive for concrete just saying.... love your work,,,

[MegaRandomPerson1011]

AND they look like mine, except for the fact that mine are pink

[MegaRandomPerson1011]

U GOT GLASSES!?!?!?!?!?

[NitsanPictures]

lol

[lentac85]

Toby, how do you not get robbed when you are talking to yourself?

[xOwnedBySantax]

Dear Toby, sorry I was on the wall. I won't do it again. Nor will I ever be in the microwave. From, audience

[0wnuall101]

toby.. you're really cute =) and i LOVE your smile.

[boredgrl15]

@0wnuall101 soooo cute!!!!

[chickb12]

Everyone wants a Tobuscus shirt. EXCEPT ME.

SO DON'T SEND ME ANY T-SHIRTS, TOBY. JUST DON'T. BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ONE.

...

THIS IS NOT REVERSE PHYCOLOGY.

[Holomonkey]

@chickb12 I've tried that multiple times, and I haven't gotten a shirt yet...

[chickb12]

@Holomonkey Darn. Not only did I not get a shirt, but my comment wasn't even original.

Oh, and I forgot to like/favorite the video. Epic fail.

[leethaxomg]

Sry for being on the wall :( /Audience

[DrewJVal]

idk y but i never watch your videos full screen

[StfuNao]

The prev lazyvlog button doesn't work ;)

[BabyMia0101]

T-shirt...? T-SHIRT?!

T-SHIIIIIIIIIIRRRRTTTTTTTT!!!!­!

Dude, I bank at Wells Fargo. Like, I passed out in front of their ATM about a week ago and they have been HASSLING me asking me to tell them that I'm not dead. Dunno whether to be grateful or very, very scared. ;~;

[RockSymphonyLove]

EW..Wachovia.

[markeeandkatee]

Talking to the Aiphone again eh??

Yes, I am canadian

[blakkatana]

OUTRO!!!!

[FlyMe2Freedom]

"Good LORD, I'm sleepy!"

rofl. 

[Jarbizu800]

Too much coffee, maybe?

[51wil]

Bless your face,and never p...-off.

[Jacks0n12399]

i love that you are worried through out the whole video about looking normal and right at the end it just falls apart. you are standing on the side of the road talking to your phone yelling at traffic in front of the window you said people were looking through at you and when you turn around im certain there is someone standing at the lights starring at you. dont worry we still think your normal........some what

[amandamorgann]

I love your glasses. :)

[METALGUITARism]

toby your awesome

also say thanx to steven because he's awesome to

i really think you should be the advertiser for assassins creed because you inspired me to buy it

keep making videos dude!,

jackson

[noobcannon1322]

isnt this a repost?

[anonisanon1]

More videos with Gypsy pleasssseeeeeee!!! :D

[ServeTheServents]

Were is the Mountain Dew videos? 

[Nienna146]

Toby has bi-focals ^-^

[lab109]

hi toby i think ur really hot i live u so much!!! ^-^

[Romecity500]

i think ur really hot toby!!! ^-^ i love u so much!!!

[lyssaftw]

You're really cute Toby :P

[volleygirl1013]

@lyssaftw I know! I was thinking the same thing!!! XD

[Akhmad98]

u didnt do ur intro

TRAITOR!!!!

[xXxRiclixXx]

I don't really get how to get a T-Shirt... But whatever i'm not going to get one anyway :/

[KylieAngelica]

TSHIRT.

[thebonstergirl]

Holy shoes its a tobuscus doll. o__o

[applemaciphoneipod]

Stupid sun

[RippedBushido]

Video Summary: White geeky guy trying to be funny.

[thebethaninja]

You should just make a shirt with a cup of coffee on it, and then you wear it when you go to grab some.

[papillon2593]

I work for Wells Fargo!!! This means we should be best friends...or remain complete strangers. Either way, I'm pretty sure Wells Fargo called the cops on you because they saw you loitering around with your camera. I know I would.

[Assassinsrock1503]

watch with transcribe audio

[StephStarr100]

Dear Toby,

Please start using reusable coffee cups. You are hurting me with all the coffeeication.

Sincerely,

The Earth

[linsandging]

i sneezed after the video so, Toby, you were a little early :) and i would love a tshirt because i love your videos and i liked and favorited :)

[keenmchn]

southtrust became wachovia, then wells fargo. but now i have a stagecoach on my check card, so i got that goin for me

[UnnecessaryUmbleck]

You're right, Toby, coffee is more important than us. I have accepted that now.

[xXtheycallmeMimiXx]

Outro of darkness then redness then whiteness! Lol if I talked to my phone, this is probably what would happen.

[StupifiedSarah]

Man, it would be so awesome to meet you in person.

[lab109]

i toby plz give me a shirt i love u and i think ur awsome and that ur very cute so can u plz give me a shrit thanks toby ur awsome!!!! i love u !!!!!

[5721191]

You're so scruffy lol

[kirstkit]

why is don't mess with this Prostitute in the related videos ? eyyy Toby ;)

[deadmatt2052]

Somebody called matt just shouted "Bloody hell he's got a Mercedes!" I'm now the merry fool .....

[TimothyOTool96]

"Toby, why are you phatdipp'n!" T-shirt please!

[funkeyhiphop]

any1 else notice the long white car behind toby?

Looked like a hummer to me :)

THEYRE AWSUM :D

[Ashenfly]

Toby, Im going to rob your bank.

[PAMPproductions]

You choose banks just the way I chose you ;) AWESOME LOGO. hah that's not true. I chose you because of your AWESOMENESSesses

[TauntonSkate]

There is a related video "How To Wash A Cat" ....

[zolten22]

Loool, Bike Lands On Dudes Head :-/ /watch?v=UT_V7qWPyKw

[JAXFortuna]

I left the room and sneezed... hahaha 

[andishmonkeygirl]

No Toby, I favorite YOU!!!

(Plus you never did an intro D:)

[TheStoryOfMelissa]

Toby, I was yelling at the cement truck because it was not letting you do your outro.

[elatvala]

I always sing the outro with you :)

[xSCREAM483]

WHY IS IT THAT YOU LOOK CUTE EVEN WHEN YOU WAKE UP OR SNEEZE. every other human looks like....well not you u.u

[MJsNotSoClever]

"How to give a baby a sponge bath" and "How to wash a cat" is in the related videos!!

[SilverDragon820]

tobbbyyyy so cute with glasses :3 xx

[dipstizel]

lol

[prankstar1994]

if anybody here likes Jackass/cKy check my chanel out and watch my parodys , help me get some views thankyou :)

[bonniekilty]

Step away from the coffee.

[OldMcBundle]

I will bash my friend for making Dead baby jokes, if you give me a shirt ;D sounds fair

[khdarkwolf]

Toby, I will nickname my grandmother's dog Tobuscus if you give me a shirt!

[kittygarfunkle]

come on toby... Switch to friggin suntrust man

[superchickenbob]

perhaps all the people that stare u down during videos r simply fans.

[VothProduction]

1:05 I love when he says Damn he giggles like a child :P

[icoleman546]

Outro of- OUTRO! Im trying to do my OUTRO!

[ddgasm]

OUTRO! OUTRO!!!

[Jertra360]

Toby, how do you know where we live to send a T-Shirt?

Please respond i want to know Toby's magic!

8D

~Jertra360.

[ayamejeevas]

To lazy to add comment need t shirt

[WatashiaiNeji]

rawr <3 you make me smile c:

[1234qwerasdfxcvpoiul]

You look really cute with glasses C:

[Zompyric]

You look SO AWESOME with glasses on~! <333

[soulsistah5989]

It's Doctor Who! Holy crap

[zansylar]

i wanna shirt toby! plz? it's my dream~ i'm a dedicated (albeit new) fan!

[0MGnarwhals]

Grow a beard, that would be cool, I don't know why, but just because you can.

[oDomDaBombo]

Wait, wtf... I barely recognized you.

[Rynoz04171224]

toby you have glasses?

[overcomewithplagues]

does he have a slight accent? or is it just his like toby voice?haha

[b1ueberrywaff1e]

Pls give me shirt.

[Mriarepwnage]

I think the dark, red, and white truck was trying to do Toby's outro