PENS BITCH!

[voirinkeli]

Penis bitch!

[imegalovehalflife]

THINK YU FER PISSING ME OUUFF

[Dixon0232]

ha..ha !!! hey is that you ?

the girl on the video..I know her

Link to her page @ DateHerSafe[^]com/profile?=427­8

[PostRockIsAGenre]

PENS BITCH

[Tamfict23]

bunnyhug! are you from saskatchewan??

[Triundi]

@Tamfict23 Yes, he was.

[Oonuckelo0]

crank

[lildutchgrl13]

omg this is def one of my fav episodes!!!!

[tr0nb0y]

Hmmm... I wonder why the video of Kelvin totally failing to supply Chris with any pens has been removed by M'Lord.

It was a wonderful tale of irony of how M'Lord usually doesn't accept charity from strangers, but makes this one exception and it totally comes back to haunt him. I loved M'Lord's rage.

[nommayomnom]

Pens!!

....bitch

[Corrozus]

For the love of M'Lord ( Sorry Colty, I just don't much care for Jesus ), please don't call hoodies 'bunnyhugs'. You people from west of the AB/SK border are weird.

:P

[XLilMissKathrynX]

Yeah, that's correct, it's a HOMOPHONE!!

[elfangor1212]

who was the kid?

[Wacde]

One hell of a video.

[TiffanyJayneLovesYou]

PENS BITCH!

ILYSM CHRIS XXXXX

[XLilMissKathrynX]

Yeah

[DXisHHHBK]

i like towels!

[HaydenC27]

cats.. O_o

[MIDNAq1LINK]

bitch gonna get a pen!

[khprincess]

whos that kid?

[juiceboxes01]

PENS BITCH.

thank you for my rage jesus.

[ladyfeathertail]

Congradulations, you can quote things.

[juiceboxes01]

Well Congratulations to you to.. you can't spell.

[goose1977]

haha owned

[Wolfy4Phoenix]

Thank you for pissing me off. Rage Is Alot of work. Thank you for my rage jesus.

[raquelle08]

haha thanks for pissing me off lol

[Junior20inc]

HaHaHa! PENS BITCH!

[TheBrunoYouKnow]

AH CHRIS! Your poor legs!

[JenJenC]

the zombie kitties are saying "we know all your secrets"

[Aub99]

PENS BITCH!

[crazyfrog077]

Chris?

Are those kids that you use in your show YOUR kids?

[emosarah7]

are his hands 2 colours?

[allgoodgifts]

as in homosexual?

[marissaCHUCKbop]

chris, i want your "bunny hug" really bad :/

[Raddeh]

Lmao Kelvin rocks!

[psycho826]

lmfao at the "reserved for rhonda" sign

will she show up?

will ANYBODY show up?

[derd2re2r]

pens bitch

[C3ment]

wtf this is messed up, i can only view 2 seconds of this

[basteroid]

dear chris , you are cute !

[hypernessncandy]

ok sorry if my coment is messed up something hcked my computer and keeps messing with it and telling me I have 0 carachters left so sorry if this is messedup

[dcapacitor]

Thank you for that hypernessncandy. I really appreciate it.

[wwwdavidweisdotcom]

PENS BITCH!!!

[randomchick250]

A guy makes pens?

How do you make pens?

[laughingstock133]

what the hell is a bunnyhug?

[oli1]

PENS BITCH!!! lol, thought you could give away my pens and shit. haha that Kelvin's fucked up

[steveholt96]

i live in L.A. but it sold out :(

[TheDoodlibop]

Wow, it sold out? Dang! :o

[koreancutewithchris]

I thought it would be great idea to translate

cutewithchris show into Korean, because

Korean Youtube opened last week! :)

I want to make cutewithchris' show INTERNATIONAL :D

Enjoy Cutewithchris' show. :D

멋진 큐트위드크리스에 가입하세요:)

[raytothemond]

Aw, I love it. Bloody stumps are not cute, so I hope it heals quickly.

[emogoalie]

wow that kid with the knife is my new hero...all your dreams are dead...everyones special haha i think that kid was even asian!!!!

[michellethehawtie]

lol gawd i love colty! 'everyones special!'

[squirrelygurl]

pens bitch! thats all... im done...

[TessaStorm]

i think its his nephew or brother

i dont think he has a son

[Boobalopbop]

I want purple... Bring the show to Brooklyn!

[TheGreatKeen]

Pens Bitch!

[Niinjapiirate]

PENS BITCH

[sgtsnakeeyes11]

PENS BITCH

[adenowa3232]

PENS BITCH

[qLekKce]

PENS BITCH

[beebogroll]

PENS BITCH

[mienna1]

Is that kid Chris' son or what?

"Pens, Bitch!" :D

[Gimmeabreakman]

pens bitch!

[Dave001976]

Rage is a lot of work, Pens Bitch!!!

[BrokenxSorrow]

Pens Bitch! Loll

"Cept orange. I'm all out of Orange"

LOLL.

Pink XD

[cmu315]

i guess i'm either a nerd or geek.

[cmu315]

this is a good episode! don't diss this show, koolkat.

[mrshmprnc]

thank u for my rage jesus lol

[Carmellica]

A BunnyHUG!!! ARGH! lol are you from saskabush?

[Sofiathecool]

LOL. Without nerds we wouldn't have computers, and youtube and stuff... Thank god for nerds!!!

[Sofiathecool]

No I just had to go!!! I really don't have anything against nerds!!!

[djbomber9]

wtf this is a good episode

[Sofiathecool]

Нет!!! And about you being a nerd... That wasn't hard to figure out. BYE!!!

[Sofiathecool]

Ищё Я говорю по-китайски...

[Sofiathecool]

Да, я говорю на трёх языках...

[DoUstillTh1nkAboutMe]

love you!!!!!!!

[Sofiathecool]

I used to live in the largest country in the world before I came to s'pore...

[Sofiathecool]

LOL. I am actually Russian but I live in Singapore. I didn't know it existed til I came here. Singapore is an island in Asia, for ur information. You probably didn't hear about it coz it's just a little red dot on the world map...

[Axelfunx]

Pens, bitch!

[Sofiathecool]

All your dreams are dead! LOL. I wish I could come to the show. Too bad I live all the way in Singapore...

[fatansassy911]

ive bought tickets 2 tha show all ready :P

[meagan044]

im so upset i live to far to go!

[xxxxKairixxxx]

Less than 4 days until CUTE WITH CHRIS: LIVE! :DDD

[Judygirl1964]

Where are my "live" tickets??? I check the mail everyday and they haven't come yet!?!

All my dreams are dead!!!!!!!!!!

[AnnieC88]

I LOVE THIISSSSSS GUYYYYY

[Fyrelillie]

Dam I wish I could get to the live show :(

[bleachfan321]

lol pens and pink o.o

[CrazyCatZombie]

Rage is a lot of work. CURSE YOU ALGEBRA!! CURSE YOU!!!

p.s. can you send me a pink pen?

[GirNeedsTacos3014]

PENZZZZZ BITCHH!!

[TheItGirl16]

lol

Pens Btich!!

I love that pink pen!!

[redtwilightwolf]

Sweet! I can't wait to see the show about the show. I will Not be able to attend But Man Oh Man I wish I could Be there. Wonder If Rhonda Will Show. You should ask viewers to send in cash to buy her a ticket. I'd gladly send you some So long as you show her face on the next weekly show.

Devoted Fan RED

[AyeAyeDog]

thank u for pissing me off! lol

[SuperBazza]

Pens bitch!

[Bananajuice24]

Pens Bitch!

Classic

[JoniaRogue]

hair bitch

[Toribor]

Everyone is special!

[JLuan1994]

wow, come to think of it, chris still isnt replying back to us.....

[katherine249]

sounds like you need some PENS! BITCH!

[06051988]

where is the mice who drank diet coke? you just ditched it and forgot about it, wth?

[totallycool1234]

ur shows r so cool im sure ur theatre will be packed by hundreds of pple since it cant hold thousands,the audience will be walkin out with stomach pain from laughter. goood luck

[patheticfallacy3]

Are you from Saskatchewan??? Lol

[tinkerbellrost]

Loose the blood.

[LibraPixie007]

Pens bitch! That's so cool. I'm a teenager and I totally didn't vote for pink. I want green. Well that's what I would have wanted if I was allowed to go. I'm not. Thank you for my minor bitch fit Chris!! btw, I hope you shave. That is so not cute. And you usually are. Bunnyhugs. Aww how sweet!!

[magicglitter]

Bunnyhug!!! I thought I was the only person outside of Sakatchewan who used that term! ;)

I want a Cute With Chris pen in pink! I'm so disappointed now...

Good luck Chris!!

[Youhavenofreakinclue]

Pink? Ew...

Ha, Costume? What the hell? What do commedians and people on TV wear? Clothes.

Costume to me gives the immage of chris in a kitty, bunny, puppy, or horse costume...

[J33zBob]

good luck with the show dude ...

[DementedJuggalette]

Chris you make my laryngitis-ful day not suck so much! im going back to sleep now.... i can't go to your show :( and pink pens suck

[cmu315]

i wanted to go to ur show SO much!

could u plz post the live show online?

[redalert501]

I really want to go! But, of course I can't. Can you get the kid who chopped off your legs to go kill my parents? *innocent*

[DR4EVUR]

lol. PENS BITCH!!! i rly never thought ud go through with this...u should like post it...i think its caled streaming....uhhhhhh...

[Jennisp8]

Pinks Pens?? C'mon, I may be a girl but I hate the color pink!

[Jennisp8]

Yes streaming video is a great idea. Or at least a taping of the show online.

[Jennisp8]

I didn't see that at first but now thats what my brain keeps reading!

[Judygirl1964]

If I can't make it to the live show can I still have a pink pen?

[arkv2]

Could we have streamming please?

[LauraGarciaCervantes]

i REALLYwant to go to the live show!

[deanward2006]

The dyslexic part of me read this as "PENIS BITCH!"

[DisasterRising]

Omfg, I did too! XD I'm glad I'm not the only one!

I was like...."Penis bitch....? Oh...wait...that's pens....I feel smart." XD

[InsanebutnotaKILLER]

i guess that means none of us are innocent XD i saw that too lol

[fenderguitarist05]

i did it too, it was really weird, i thought it was Chris's new vid, but i missread.

[Youhavenofreakinclue]

Same! I was like...'Wtf...'

[ZOMBIED0LL]

I'm out of orange... PENS BITCH!

XD

[Solen17]

who is that girl?

[inspired1092]

wat girl? rhonda?

[LauraGarciaCervantes]

you gotta watch all the shows if you want to get some of the insidejokes :)

[SuperBazza]

Pens, bitch!

[iLoveMyDS]

You better record the show and post it on youtube.

Lol.

[13ino7]

I wish that I could see Cute With Chirs Live. Make sure to bring Colty and Pervy with you! ^^

[kattyisgangster]

lmaolmaolmao

[dannye60]

thankx

[kalebandzane2]

Tell em who theyre dealin' with!

[Gerusapan]

Pens Bitch! Exactly!

Pink?? ah... why not. It's called "CUTEwithchris" maybe pink is a good idea.

PENS!!!

[Silverlake99]

Pens bitch...

[imconfuseded]

lol chris your awsome and i dont think you need a costume just waer the bunnyhug or watever its called! its like your SPEACIAL THING

[JayZoop]

Is hollywood going to hire you yet as a writer?

[MaXimusD3cimus]

chris, your show rocks its probly one of the funniest on the internet

congrats, you are now my hero

[marilynmanson25]

PENS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[RetardRobot]

Ahhhh man you have the show on my b-day to bad i live in miami!!! PENS BICH!!! lol XD

[muffintool]

If it costs less then getting a projector i suggest printing off pictures of the viewer pets as posters that you can hold up.

THAT WOULD BE NEAT! But.. then you could only show pictures that are high resolution unless you don't care.

p.s. lol pink won! I voted for pink ^-^!

[TroyRaiven]

PENS BITCH! HA HA YOU ARE SO FREAKING AWESOME

Break A Leg Chris!

[ohmycausin]

he just cut it off though..

hahaha.

[audiosnag]

i insist on a show in canada

insist!

[YuRiPaChyq]

i am excited for your live show! i wish i could come all the way to hollywood for it!

btw, i liked your hair the way it used to be.

[idansimpson]

Just want to let you know that I found this show for the first time today. It's awesome.. best of luck at your live show!

[RetroTM]

PENS BITCH!

[thejasonpham]

I wish I weren't in school. :/

[Narutoslilsis0]

Who is the the kid??

[haitianflagrep36]

chris' inner child

"kill your inner child before it kills you"

-Chris L.

[kingedmund2001]

funny~!

[tally24th]

YAY!!! wish i could go :( i also rele hope u can put the show on youtube afterwards..

[CyborgNumber18]

I sincerely hope you decide to post video of the show on Youtube, although that probably defeats the purpose.

[xxDarkstreamxx]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEE post the live show on youtube :D

im on the other side of the US and cant make it ):

[tni333]

you will be recording the show and put it on youtube, right?

[Mastodonreincarnate]

GRAAH, as if i cant see cwc live!

stupi hollywood whats wrong with newcastle metro i ask!, btw i dont live there either... but its closer than bloody hollywood.

thank you for rage jesus.

[besoledion]

This show is so good, congratulations =D

[masic88]

hooray Washed Hair!

(molester van.)

[TGFMusic]

thank you for my rage jesus! lol i love that

[tucktan]

this Krazy Pens guy seems a little shady

[AlpacaProductions]

Could you videotape the show and post it?

[irpogo]

i vote suki--she has nice fluidity of motion

[Towefin]

I wonder how many calories you burn in a good wank...

[paytotheorderofofof2]

This has GOT to be a youtube first.

[Terra813]

I'd go see your show if I wasn't allergic to theater. My eyes get red and puffy. I'll take a pen though.

[chickenleggz102]

can i have a pen anyway....bitch

[nanashimara]

I have likes for your show because it not have jump cut. YAY. go cute chris.

[miamismartgirl09]

I would so go to your show if I could make it to Cali....

[Filigrana33]

cool! hahaha

[VitaminCBo]

When i first saw the title i thought it said "PENIS BITCH" and i was like :O but i realized it wasnt when i watched the episode.

[stockholme]

ah.

[xxxscenes]

orange pen bitch

[flynlizard]

I think your one of the few that truly makes me lol each week. You know I would be happy to buy a cute with chris pen since I can't go see your show.

i feel bad...

the only reason i clicked on this is because i thought it said, "PENIS BITCH!"

but when i saw this it made me laugh =]