Escort Reveals Affair With That Actor From That Thing (Season 1: Ep 4 on IFC)

[originalamam]

That's not a hot escort.

[selectedADAM]

so so so fake its unreal, americans are total fucking idiots......

[Roxindreamer]

@selectedADAM Lmao, it's a satirical show. Dumbass.

[SanguisDiabolus]

@selectedADAM Looks like you're the total fucking idiot for not recognizing satire. Now piss off.

[iseezapie]

@selectedADAM Why exactly are you stereotyping all americans because of this satirical video?

[10INTM]

@selectedADAM Then how come we were all smart enough to know this was a satire and not real? Were you trying to ironic, or were you trying to be the quintessential non-American YouTube commenter who leaves nothing but "fucking American" comments?

[O0oSorousho0O]

@selectedADAM YOU MUST BE NEW HERE CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

[Cooldamir]

Totally Bradley Cooper.

[arleksundah]

Does anyone realise this is meant to be Minnie Driver?

[Victory1985k]

@arleksundah

your right. i did not understand video before.

[Hustmayorivick]

Aric Bana loves whores

[ShtarDusht]

PRIMER!??!?!? They had the guts to reference that obscure time-travel movie that doesn't even feature a cute guy? HAHAHA!!!

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

@ShtarDusht So Shane Carruth isn't cute?

Oh dear God, did I just respond to a YouTube comment about Primer?

[devourerofbabies]

Viggo Mortensen.  It was Viggo Mortensen.

[pretzelzetzel]

terrible actress.  god damn.

[cloudberry121]

"He had longer brown hair and was really into anal."

[VVD]

Emanuel Lewis. MYSTERY SOLVED.

[VictimOfBoredom]

Oh God, I broke out laughing at the last line of this video...

[Sims2archive]

"Eric Bana loves whores" lol

[barneybros]

You know what the main problem is that i have with fat children? They're fat. I mean, c'mon, man!

[wildhias]

the only good line "we know how you hate fat children'"

[fdjizm]

That whore is kind of sexy lol

[thetylife]

long hair? last name B? Into anal??

Jack Black??



[uJellie]

@thetylife She said CUTE

[oceanlinda3]

@thetylife she said he was built...

[delatroy]

and he's like really into anal.. lol

[Peon546]

I'm an actor (Dr. Suess) and I was not offended by this erection at all.

[skatepalooza]

Eric Bana?

[424578]

lol terminator!! lolol

[2003SCT]

Paul Rudd...:)

[PatPowers1995]

A REAL tabloid TV show would have ignored the uncertainty and run with the lead: "THESE ACTORS ... Ben Affleck, Eric Bana, Benjamin Bratt, Billy Bob Thornton and OTHERS ... may have slept with this high-end escort! Can you guess which one it is?" That's the way they do it in the tabloids!

[marine5546]

Vin Diesel really likes anal....

[faerieguts]

hahaha they're both so good.... Eric Bana loves whores.

[Vaizorg]

It has to be Tom Hanks.

[crazywanch101]

LOL

[DragonGreenFire]

Is this refrencing anything specificly?

[TheDrPhenom]

The sham wow guy? lol

[darkvision1]

@TheDrPhenom She said wow every time!

[YSKite]

Who isn't into anal? gosh.

[G3org3Master]

1:52 BEI-BER.... last name.... Justin... Beiber?

[iReturnV1deotapes]

Who doesn't love whores? 

[Kadazik]

well i do hate fat children...

[w9j15g]

William Baldwin loves whores!

[LucasrP90s]

she kinda reminds me of sandra bullock :/

[LucasrP90s]

she kinda reminds me of sandra bullock

[sandrsofias]

Adrian Brody loves whores!

[slenkar]

It was Bradley Cooper!

[sereously]

Adrian Brody!

[millertas]

Eric Bana!!! Not only a fellow Aussie but also a fellow St. Kilda fan. He wouldn't go with a LA pro.

[Sylak]

PRIMER REFERENCE! It finally happened!

[stonethugmusic]

IT WAS ACTOR " STONETHUG "

[daymyth]

Primer WHOOT

[Karlsonas17]

@daymyth Primer FTW!

[cugamer]

I'm not surprised it wasn't Orlando Bloom because she looks like the kind of skank who would go for scruffier guys and he's actually a woman.

[r9nger]

michael j. fox

[buffilms]

its danny devito...but when u think anal, u think ethan hawke

[THECOMMENTER10000]

I banged her

[AcehighLawnmowers]

"And he's like, really into anal -"

"Was it Ethan Hawke? Orlando Bloom?"

Brooke knows things...

[Blackpanfa]

@AcehighLawnmowers

I'd sure let her get to know me..ZING!

[glyphhunter]

Heh, The Onion rarely disappoints!

[YurrahAlHadi]

YAY Gerard Butler!!

[butcherboy2008]

Jim Caviezel - The time travel movie was Frequency. Jesus Christ, it's Jesus Christ.

[dink65]

Eric Bana loves whores. Hey, who doesn't?

[nstgc379]

I miss the Onion....

[Elven180]

we know how much you hate fat children <----hahahahaha

[Elven180]

we know you hate fat children <----hahahahaha

[AznSlayer93]

It's obviously Charlie Sheen haha

[onyana]

Finally something is being done about the fat children!\

[fawncko]

WOW the fact that the top two comment are not only the same, but are by the same person, just proves how stupid all of you are.

[tman695695]

whoreeeee

[dgr812]

keanu reeves

[SVTcoolguy]

111 people like fat children

[tomitstube]

it was david vitter.

[piginasack]

Eric Bana?

[mjmichu]

@piginasack he is THE Eric Bana.

[DrinkDrankPunk72]

I love how people are trying to figure it out...its not real lol

[timothytia]

i'd do her

[Coogg1376]

This has to be the only case where i'm glad the two highest comments are made by the same person XD HAHAHAHA

[lazyperfectionist1]

Christian Bale?

[lazyperfectionist1]

It was Raul Julia, wasn't it?

[andrespereyda]

so funny. i owe the onion my life

[tbskirk]

tom cruise !!

[tman383]

@tbskirk now that just didn't even relate to what they were saying ahahah

[tbskirk]

@tman383 TOM CRUISE was in a time traveling movie and has brown hair.

[tman383]

@tbskirk come to think of it yeah XD ahaha

[redwhiteblue100]

George Clooney

[meeputube]

Dang. I don't know who any of these people are.

[plasmman]

the awkward moment when you realize both top comments are from the same person...

[saleri]

that's why I love the oinion over Fox, Fox has a pro fat children agenda

[jgcane]

saw this on tv

[littleshiny15]

@jgcane ????

[jgcane]

@littleshiny15 saw it on their tv show weeks ago

[mel577]

It was definitely me. I just told that dumb whore I was a Holywood actor. I kind of look like Danny Trejo. Trejo did in fact play the handsome guy in Machete.

[SoccerDudeACW]

yep, nvm

[SoccerDudeACW]

eric bana?

[ooosteve]

@SoccerDudeACW played chopper reid in the movie chopper.

the best damn movie ever!

[damiaxxx]

Man do i hate fat children!

[ballsack900]

@damiaxxx ya well i hate you to

[normalpsychology]

104 people are murderers.

[Arobein]

She should kill herself if it were Andy Dick

[theshredator]

Pauly Shore? Steve Guttenberg?

[franciscobarril]

meh



[Graphicspittz187]

haha funny :-/



[lavalampheaven]

@calixa hehe funneh

[BATCHARRO]

Steve Buschemi, probably.

[LegionarioCruel]

Rudolph Valentino?

[Jontenn]

She looks like Ray Romano

[laurierchick11]

she should have done a little research before that embarrassment.

[varan619]

@laurierchick11 Haha, so should have you.

[zcdarktide]

"google earth update displays globe as speck in uncaring void"

[BraydonSzafranski]

She was thinking of Christian Bale.

[Xanzzu]

I do hate fat children.

[BoxNinjaProductions]

darn, i woulda bet it was Eric Bana, that guy totally loves his whores. :)

[thisisme908]

She couldn't remember who she slept with!?!?!?

[clayton1979]

@thisisme908 i cant remember every girl who i slept with either. isnt that normal? i mean i have to put down a lot of beer before i wouldeven consider fucking some of the bitches i have been with.

[TheDeathOfChaos]

Old video is old...

[grandeTO9]

Eric Bana loves whores!

[MrShoy]

When I saw this I though they were talking of a random Berlusconi's Escort...

[edgarmodin]

this is sooo booring...

[aaron4820]

Cunt Destroyer

google image that naow 

[panoptes1]

Fucking low lifes pay out on some poor kunt with no ears, really tough.

[takerdust]

love the ad.. "could switching to Geico save you money?"

the answer: no..they want to charge me almost 15% more than USAA

[mtssvnsn]

"fact"-zone is the perfect Fox parody =))

[chasersbf]

Eric Bana Loves Whores!

Fuck his wife and kids would love to hear that...

[Mashedpotatoe1000]

lol, typical brainless proz. What a dick head, LOL!!! Great entertainment

[FamiAoi]

zzzzz

[lordtalon69]

ONION NOW SUCKS

[fullyhalfempy]

@lordtalon69 It hits more than misses. This is actually old, it was only uploaded recently. You must be a fat kid.

[To411u]

Hot!!!

[phillyST34K]

CHRISTIAN BALE!?!??!

[nora50]

doesn't the woman who play the prostitute in this clip look like barbara striesand? (too lazy for spell check)

[DotsOnALine]

@nora50 I don’t know. (To lazy to Google Image search)

[bobby123greenhalgh]

man i haven't seen a good onion vid in AGES :(

[IviewitUpostit]

"bee... buh..."

beiber? no.

[lostship47]

@IviewitUpostit I'm pretty sure she said it was a guy. I could've misheard though...

[webzilla1]

I miss Today Now:(

[geffrod]

theworldsbestever blog, your brain-dead fanbase is polluting the ratings with "likes". The Onion might think that this shit is actually acceptable and make more like this. UN-FUCKING-ACCEPTABLE. I can't stress enough how shitty this is. This isn't funny. Everyone "liking" this, your sense of humor is below average, and encouraging The Onion to fall into the abyss of shit that too many classics have gone due to the demand of drooling mouth-breathers that cling to brand-name and laugh regardless

[N5453585]

@geffrod relax, take a deep breath and STFU

[geffrod]

@N5453585 You are clearly one of those mouth-breathers. I am so sorry.

[N5453585]

@geffrod apology accepted. now please save those shit-dribbled rants for you cats..

[ziggyplato]

@geffrod lol, you're right, it wasn't very funny... but your post is! I think it's hilarious that you throw a hissy fit because other people DARE to like it! I can see how it would seriously bother you that other people like something you think is crap... if you're 8 years old.

[geffrod]

@ziggyplato It's not a matter of taste! Since this video is literally not satire, there is not a "well, you just think it's crap--others disagree" There is no disagreeing with me, the video is a skit without satire! The satire wasn't funny or crappy-- it wasn't even there. Pick up a dictionary and look up "satire". Things can be crap for reasons other than personal taste. IMHO, trendy hipsters from theworldsbestever are trying to drill to Zion and you're a robot collaborator like Cypher.

[WillShakespeare2007]

@geffrod - You are one arrogant self opinionated prick aren't you. The Onion owes you nothing and if you believe they are sub-par then produce a better show. Then you can show the world how much better you are than everyone else.

[geffrod]

@WillShakespeare2007 They don't owe me shit. However, if they want to not fall into ruin and fuck themselves over, the onion and myself have similar interests. The onion has an expanded staff-- and whomever has been hired to make this shit hasn't been fired yet for an inexplicable reason. "Show the world how much better you are.." with satire? Oh my, you sound like a 12 year old crying about someone bashing Bieber saying "YOU'RE JEALOUS. IF ITS SO BAD, ID LIKE TO SEE YOU DO BETTER!" Fuck off.

[drcashier]

Chuck Norris

[soccerballs12]

fake and gay !

[xJMAN07x]

@SigmaLambda lolololololol

[artsfestoriginals]

@SigmaLambda go blow rjw my cunty

[SigmaLambda]

@artsfestoriginals

i don't know what an rjw is

[ButterflyDragon9]

Chick playing the prostitute is a horrible actress.

[chakazulu87]

Well I be damn trying to spill the beans on someone she doesn't even remember fucking. LOL

[elmaxidelsur]

thousands to unknowingly celebratefinal birthday today LOL, jajajaja

[zvi303]

That was actually funny. They're slipping.

[sandrsofias]

Really anal? - Russell Crowe!! oh wait, really INTO anal. Dunno then...

[12gaugebleachdrinker]

LOL @ the bottom line "Thousands to unknowingly celebrate final birthday today"

[Cyprusg21]

Only funny part was "we know how much you hate fat children" haha

[midstarify]

lol

[vasyan123]

Why are they picking on Eric Bana? He seems to be a pretty nice guy. Is he involved in some yet another Hollywood scandal?

[HaxxorsProduction]

It was Screech from Saved By the Bell. Knew it.

[Glaruf]

1:25 Why would they suggest there is a Hollywood actor in Primer?

[burgers8]

@Glaruf probably because they said movie about time travel and some nerd really wanted to name-drop Primer even though it doesn't contain any A-list actors

[majorianmask]

"we know how much you hate fat children" That made me laugh so hard.

[Oli3TB76]

lmao 

[themattness]

PRIMER!