Touch-Tone Terrorists, blown fluse

[SILENTMINDVA]

The birds were peckin at it lol

[romanticrobozombie]

You shoulda sent the damn package a little soona...

[AntiSocialChannel85]

HAHAHA

[cartman934life]

GET THE HELL OUTA YOU OLD BAG!!!!!!

[Wrathmont313]

@cartman934life

Rofl!

[LeadLead]

Angery?

[JHawkzZ]

My hair is all greasy and oily like Lubra-loil -- look's like a damn Jerry-Curl because I don't have time to take a bath!

[justcallmejoeable]

"my armpits smell like a gymnasium" -- holy shit i laughed my balls off

[sourdeeznuts]

fan of this guy since 2001

[Astrobrant2]

If I was the utility guy when he asked what should he do about it I would have told him to get his wife to climb up the pole and stick those wires back together.

[rocaho001]

The guy is having a blast listening to that hahahahahahahaha

[sexytman22]

Jwanna,Lenette,La Trina her stupid ass friends and they all ugly and they don't shut up. lmfao

[TheZigzach]

I sell hub caps ALL DAY!!!!!!! LMAO

[victordls]

im trying to have a CONSERMATION on the phone....lmao

[witchdoctor88]

i like how the electrical guy catches on around 2 mins in, and then is so bored he decides to go ahead with it.

[Cap420]

ROFL....this is what you'd call "classic".

[sasquatch268]

10 people touched the wrong wire

[junkyturd]

Best part of crank yankers!

[norfolk32]

what kind of money you make shining hubcaps

[norfolk32]

what kind of money you make shinin

g hubcaps

[sasquatch268]

im tryin to have a conservation on the phone

[sactocapo]

9 people have their lips flapping in the wind

[PositiveLastAction]

@sactocapo now they 10 and their aunt Mabeline wear a butplug!! 

[SLAY6R]

Funny as fuck

[starstriker97]

1:28 "im tryin to have a consumation on the phone!"

[ilikebeubz]

@starstriker97 conservation

[kevinvdr88]

@starstriker97 conSERvation

[Tyasume]

Get outta here ya old bag!

[spifffmiester]

where is this soundboard at

[InternetTAB]

@spifffmiester not a soundboard lol. Wiki Touch Tone Terrorist.

[smooothlegs]

HA OH SHIT U DO NOT KNOW HOW I AM LAUGHING HA HA HA HA

[ACEOO8]

IS HE  DRUNK OR AM I Ô¿Ô

[VegasBilgeRat]

"i'm trying to have a conservation on the phone" Rofl

[kevinvdr88]

Junk Yard Willie indeed is pure a genius! I love that guy. And the guy at the phone takes it great too!

[christophersboy]

EPIC

[christophersboy]

I LOVE NIGGERS

[jronzani]

@christophersboy HAHAHAHAHAHA

[christophersboy]

@jronzani MUSICAL FUNNY CREATURES RIGHT ?

[thatswhatisaidyeah]

@christophersboy YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE

[KaiXi333]

Sorry, this is a copyright infringment.

Take this down ASAP.

TTT worked hard putting this stuff out and deserves to be compensated.

[ah3133]

They worked so hard, they didn't even have time to take a bath :(

[yeti109]

@KaiXi333 grass!

[DVDSNutz]

man these shits are funny as hell!

Touch-Tone Terrorists III CD for sale on our channel

[wickedblackcamaro]

this the same voice as willy the janitor! who is this?

[christophersboy]

@wickedblackcamaro JUNK YARD WILLIE! CHECK OUT THE CRAZY ALICE CALL HE TAKES ON STERN!!

[christophersboy]

BRILLIANT

[Glennbar93]

1:27 "I'm trying to have a CONSERVATION on the phone!"

[Gerkinstock]

LOL!

[dscottkerr]

i want to hear willie call roy mercer. that would be good

[marathon1974]

"Your lips are flappin in the wind. I don't need to listen to your lips."

[MzGabbieNuNu]

My feet smell like rotten tuna fish...HAHAHAHA

[thatbigolhead]

looool after she leaves the room you can hear her in the background the entiiiiiiiire tiiiiiiiiime

[josh571984]

Im trying to have a conservation on da phone!!

[Tulkastaldo]

love the bleeping out of the word "twinky"

[diderr01]

She drive meh crazy

[34thstreetman]

That company was so unsympathetic.

[Pallindrom27]

I think the guy on the other end suspected that it was a prank and that's why he appeared unhelpful. Funny as always though.

[reingardl]

It is amazing...love this stuff...I agree that the other guy thought it was a prank, I mean Willie said he clipped the lines with his clippers...that obviously would have been a serious injury or fatal!

[FraterAeternus93]

O_O it's Kimbo Slice with an afro

[dogooda]

is it really?

[AcesTranquility]

ahahah!

[JohnUtah13]

Jowanda, Lynette, Latrina

Her stupid ass friends and they all ugly and they don't shut up!

I sell hubcaps all day!

[victordls]

"im tryin to have a CONSERVATION on the phone".LMAO

[229095]

I love that, too: "a conSERvation onna phone"

[steakmate]

buttcheese you hoe, geesh

[TecLogik]

you old bag! hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

[honkycabbit]

I don't have time to take a bath!

My feet smell like rotten tunafish!

My armpits smell like a gynasium!

My belly get all itchy and smelly!

She turns on the TV run the lights all damn day.

I got buttcheeks seepin through my overalls. My underwear is all crusty and stinky

[coccoza]

3:32 - 3:40

[ewanjf]

that voice is perfect, I want it

[229095]

Tom's (the Touch Tone Terrorists guy) got a great voice-processor. Same guy as "Blade," "Jim Bob," and an Australian guy. I could be dead and this shit would crack me up.

[chunderbreath]

australian guy? i don't think so mate....

[Paulchac2]

lips flapping in the wind got me. Im crying.

[sizzlepuss7]

Some of these calls are staged. When you hear the cd, you hear the same woman on different calls. Supposed to be a random incoming call but you hear the electronic ring signal? Funny yes, but fake.

[stonewall97]

Black people who talk like this guy are funny... I would have alot of laughs hanging out with junkyard Willie.

[kraeckelium]

He has some funny oldskool funky slang indeed.

[stonewall97]

LOL, i love these guys.. Junkyard Willie is AWESOME.

[DareDevilWithoutFear]

actually its all One man that does everything but TTT IS AWESOME!!

[phabaaron]

My feet smell like rotten tuna fish.

[scarface1567]

genius, pure genius.

[tunaflavoredfinger]

that shit funny as hell

[DoubleOhSevenBaby]

oh my god thats fuckin hilarious

and list to the guy accepting the call!

[patrick112590]

lmfao hilarious

[lookatyourself99]

i almost pissed my self. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tempac91]

That lady is driving Willie crazy...

[willy4u4u]

sounds like crazy alice in the background

[earlymtv]

the funny part is the guy on the other end all cracking up..

[Boborely]

Willie almost lost it at 3:01

XD

[batonrougetombo]

I'm trying to have a consolation on the phone just get the hell out of here you old bag

[diggitybanana45]

genius, pure genius.

[OGRPimpDaddy]

Yo lips are flappin' in da wind! You leave my garbage alone! Ya ole' bag!

[steffen234x]

LOL wtf is that cookie monster

[HeadNtheClouds]

Its Crank Yankers (Willie) he works for UPS.

[flybikes90]

touch-tone terrorist rather, well i believe he and some other person actually bought some 800 numbers, and when someone dials the numbers they bought they answer with "customer service how can i help you?"; and they run with that.

[anonymizzle]

thas Junkyard Willie lol

[sserpent21]

That part about cutting the wires and then showing a pole having crushed a car was great

[DERTproductions]

lmaoooooo <3

[punkzorr]

poor guy

[USAborn1978]

i love black humor, so retarded its funnyyyyyyy

[kokomojeezus]

my armpits smell like gymnasiums

[Jal8919536]

"My feet smell like rotten tunafish!"

[FOGang]

hell yeah honky that guy looks just like kimbo slice, is that him!?!?

[cranedave]

this is the best! check out my spongebob redub its funny!!! this is hott!!!

[flushingroyalty]

All day

[kacpt]

Get out of here you old bag. I'm trying to have a conservation on the phone.

[bonnieuber]

the best call ever

[NLightx]

"well you're in bad shape" LOL

[Jal8919536]

"Sometime she brings her friends over . . . Jowanna, Linette, Letwina, her stupid-ass friends and they all ugly and they don't shut up, and then I got to listen to all four of them with their lips flapping in the wind!" XD

[Jboxton]

I've had all this guy's CDs for a while. He registered 800 numbers and did "reverse prank calls" where people were CALLING HIM thinking they were calling UPS. Search him out. He's fantastic.

[WdnUlik2no]

Yup! I have all his CD's too. Pure comedy!

[spacetrucker40]

Who is this guy that does all these differant vioces????? It's so dam funny....

[BladeJones]

My old lady sitin' on her ass eatin' Twinkees. ; )

[shadowpal2]

i think touch tone terrorist with crazy alice is still the best!

[donjuan254]

Hey thats streetfighter/mma Superstar Kimbo Slice right there in that picture.

[honkytongs]

dude, I was just thinkin that. It looks exactly like kimbo!!!

[MFREDGODARD]

greatest call I have ever heard

[billymee]

we have somethink in the UK called fone jacker , search it , you will enjoy it

[4B5PR1T20R]

bwahahaha

[oliver2341]

i almost pissed my pants..LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

[honkytongs]

this dude is so talented

[kacpt]

Get the hell out of here you old bag. And leave my garbage alone.

[OperationMockingbird]

My favorite is Jim Bob. Especially when he wants his portable generator back.

[OperationMockingbird]

Touch-Tone Terrorists is one guy doing all the voices. Those calls were made in the 1990's.

[TribalStudios18]

wow really, i thought it was several, damn he must have control to not laugh out loud.

[ffjmh]

my armpits smell like a gymnasium

[fumala420]

it was too funny.. get a sense of humour..

[pearljelly]

"I'm trying to have a CONSERVATION on the phone"

Gaaaaaahahahaha

[fumala420]

willy is a genius.. i love when his wife comes in yapping and he's like "get the hell outa here ya old bag"

[ISLAVERDE29]

That guy willie called must've had a field day with that call.

[Gerkinstock]

When he tells his wife he's trying to have a "conservation" on the phone.

[kacpt]

try'n to have a consevation on the phone.

[billyen25]

I  dont have time ta take a bath.

[Gerkinstock]

Neither does Richard Christy. His taint was might nasty when Sal kissed it last week.

[bonniecody]

hahahahaha sounds like BONNIE__hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[iconinc]

AHAHAHAHAHA! She went off!

[doostoos1]

this is hillarious!

[RebelliousHutterite]

Touchtone terrorsits..........funniest shit I've ever heard. Got all the cd's...well worth it!!

[snakejohnson]

my armpits smell like a gymnasium. LOL

[Kkrivel]

dis hea Willy da janitor.

[airlinesturkish]

ha ha

[stonewall97]

Yeah,, this is funny.. I love it.