Re: Can you speak Fake English? Please Respond!

[AlimeProductions]

Take a look at my fake languages video, I have Spanish on there.

[Camsynth]

I love the constant "-tion"s and "-sion"s!

[areyousatisfied]

Haha, this is great!!! I'm Australian and I've always wondered what English sounds like to non-native speakers :D Gracias ;)

[AlimeProductions]

Apparently we always say the suffix "-tion" based on a lot of fake English videos haha.

[Piddyx]

LOL!!!! I'm going to use "tronsky pounsky bounsky" from now on for nonsensical English.

[AxjionAlesandres]

@Piddyx I SECOND THAT

[FireFart179]

"tonsky ponsky monsky"

That's the equivalent of ching chong

[MCRomg]

@FireFart179 LOLOLOL

[jj12j]

@FireFart179 ha great

[saryberry1230]

i heard: fascinaton, we'll be able to nation

hahahahaha

[oJKBo]

lol you could at least get the r down

[rking149]

that is quite hilarious. i've always wondered what english sounds like to non-native speakers.

[namniekib]

Parts of it sound like the Swedish Chef on the Muppets!Caken Smoosher!Trotsky Potsky!

[rking149]

@namniekib lmfao.

[JFlip44]

omg a floating head in fire!!!!

[xaquito91]

0:22

- ¿Vamos de nuveo?

- No, está bien.

Jajajajajja!

[sb08fosho]

You're so cute!

[Sillilesshells]

"shonkyplonkstonkski" lol

[riotbabez123]

I heard fascination... the rest sounded a whole new language to me lol (: nice try though x

[realigion24]

Haha! :D

She's cute. Nice attempt too!

The part that you actually did say in English didn't sound bad, and your fake part was kind of more German sounding but it was still good.

[SolitaryJake]

lmao quality - lots of words ending in tion (shun)

[ixithegreat]

I wonder if she's ever listened to the 'Bed Intruder' song, lol.

And you did a great job, lol! These are fun to watch for an English speaker! XD

[MultiMebb]

ajajajaj

Maria......essstaa biennnnnnnn

[thepanicstops]

hey good video, I always wondered what it sounded like to others!!

Good job :P

[callycap3]

fascination will be able donation

[bryantm3]

IT'S BOXXY!!!!!

[ChurchOfArceus]

Where did you visit in America? Because that accent you imitated sounds very Californian.

[NovaBlue95]

troskii poskii doskii? do we sound that funny? D:

[adibaby1979]

that was actually REALLY good. I have always wanted to hear what english sounds like to ppl who dont speak it. And that was the closest to actual english that I've heard, so good job!!!!!

[GuamKomudo]

Spanish sounds like English except you roll your R and everything ends in O lol

Like Dictionary is like Diccionario in Spanish right? lol

[Sogwa]

Different.

I heard fake English from French who sounded like an American speaking gibberish & a Chinese who sounded like some Chinese news anchor speaking English with an Chinese accent.

I guess b/c u have such a thick Spanish (Latin) accent ur gibberish sounds got ruined. But it's GREAT u fluently speak 3 languages!! Ur SOOO LUCKY 4 that!

[mets13]

i guess we sound pretty stupid here in the USA lol... funny

[kersten5191]

"trompsky pomsky tonsky sans-ation." LOL

great video. :D

[netuber12]

um some of that was just no where near english lol

[tigerpaul21]

WHT?

[slubdy]

not bad for an argentinian girl! what part of argentina r u from?

[MaGiLo90]

cuando hablas Ingles pareciera que tu idioma natal es el Frances ^^

Me gusta ese acento. Saludos.

[iunctusproinfinito]

she uses the sound "ation", like in celebration, to end a lot more words than we would. Otherwise I think it sounds pretty good :D

[alynnidalar]

"Well, when discussion is in the nation, it is trompski ponski tonski. Sounds Asian, fascination in the nation will be able to nation. Are you good?"

That's what it sounds like to me, anyway! Sounds kind of like heavily-accented English with some foreign words thrown in--Russian, maybe? It's interesting, though, I love hearing how speakers of different languages hear English!

[gnark1ll1us]

This does sound English but sort of American?

My opinion from the land English was born.

[idangle6]

@gnark1ll1us u do kno that modern english in england is drifting equally away from the common language americans and the english both spoke when u colonized here english wasnt always non rhotic in england for example way back long ago an english man would say father and u would hear the r just like americans do both of the languages are shifting away from english in the late 1690s

[gnark1ll1us]

@idangle6 Sometimes I think English changes significantly between the generations!

[robin22391]

@idangle6 well i am BRITISH and i sound the r stronger than any american, and as you were saying, the accents in britain itself are very different, you most likely will hear alot of a bbc london accent, but there are much different dialects. like in glasgow, people may say. gonnae=going to. cannae= cant. aboot=about aye=yes. coo=cow. baw=ball. dae=do. how=why. husnae=hasn't. example. Lufe God abufe al and yi nychtbour as yi self (Love God above all and thy neighbour as thyself) old scots

[AngelOmega777]

I'm not going to lie, I laughed. That was a great lol

[blaise998]

willbeabletoonation

[2Moleek]

Haha that does sound like English.

[argie1940]

This appears to be one the most laughable Spanglish I ever heard. The English people have however their own shaggy versions when they try to speak Spanish properly. The question is 'do you undesrtand what I mean?' Well, then we can understand each other.

Cheers,

[jesse2282]

It's funny cause alot of english words do end with "-ation"

[deusabscondidum]

Asian fation nation...haha.

[ChrisGensch]

te lo escribo en castellano para practicarlo. jaja siempre queria saber como suena ingles a los que no lo hablan. me rei mucho cuando vi este video. panski danski lol gracias por subir el video porque es bastante interasante. despues de que te habia escuchado, crei que estabas con muchas chicas americanas jaja. haz otro con ingles imitado! jaja

[meisjoe3]

Haha very interesting.. so that's what we sound like... xD

[cateluv]

HAHA wow. . . we must have a lot of "tion"s in our language. . .

[dogsarebetter]

when is consheen isimpnetion a bonski tonski onski sounds asion nacion fancinacion, we'll be able to nation de cocacion de fecinobl. adicutu

[ambarlicius]

english lenguaje , es very very hard!!

I m chilean girl, y se me hace muy dificil!!!

sorry!! xD

[hollium]

I love how a lot of people who don't have English as their first language speak it with American accents. I don't know why I find it so amusing ^_^

[BiologicalClock]

This is awesome. To me it sounds like you're speaking English but I can't quite make it out, so you did a good job making it sound real!

[lizzielizzie]

Heeheehee... awesome! You sound like an American teenage girl!

[m3tz63r]

she just has to say "like" alot more, and she nailed it.

[shawno66]

LOL!

muy bien! (tion)

[miguelango]

Haha, buenisimo, tal cual..

[prettynicole]

if you want to learn English properly study with me through Skype it's really effective

[marialupin78]

y si, es posible que el acento que imprimos a lenguas extranjeras sea en realidad nuestra propia entonacion nativa.

(I'm not be able to tell that in english-tion)!

[tsukicruz]

@marialupin78 I agree with you, marialupin. I have noticed that many people who are imitating the same languages often sound the same except that there are specific sounds that they tend to notice and imitate more. Many English speakers, when imitating French, focus more on the "r", "n", and "eh" sounds. Russian and Slavic-type speakers tend to emphasize the vowel sounds in French and rarely notice the "r" or "n".

[marialupin78]

muchas gracias!!!! :)

[marialupin78]

oh, well....gronsky trowsky mowsqui fascination learning speaking englishing quickly!!!!!

LOL!!! :)

[marialupin78]

sorry!

[aetooo]

哇哈哈，我不咋会哦！呃~~~

Oops,I can speak English ,But Easy!

[gana04]

LOL, "tion" is exactly the sound us latins make when we try to fake english, we just add "tion" at the end of everything, and maybe throw a couple "fuck" "ok" and "man" here and there for authenticity

[yoeldg]

it works the sme in israel lol!

[marialupin78]

hahahaha!

[SkeksisRule]

HAha. That's great! As an American I find it hilarious to hear people imitate english. Alot of the imitations I've heard are spot on.

[marialupin78]

ahhahahaha!

[marialupin78]

hahahah! es verdad! le agregamos "tion "a todo, tal como ellos agregan "a"o "o " al final de las palabras!. saludos!

[cptstubing]

@gana04 HAHAHAH THAT is great!!! Just add a "oh fuck, ok man!" FUNNY!

[goxcpre]

Haha, I love you.

[marialupin78]

thank you! xxx

[Fygee]

Trowsky Browsky Dowsky!

[marialupin78]

jajajajajajajajaaj! soy la reina del inglés!

[phatcorns]

Hahaha, so many "tions" and this is scarily similar to how all American white girls talk.

[kpezzy21]

you're Hawt

[x4d1]

-ation -ation will be able -tonation.

Cute. I luvd it xD

[mikealope]

my voiiice goes uppppp at the ennddd of every sentenccee

[50centgotshot9times]

@mikealope which makes it sound like you're asking a questiiiooonn

[blurglide]

Sounds like she was hanging out with a lot of teenage girls.

[bermyWHAT]

I think a southern American accent sounds like a Banjo...it always cracks me up

I used to work in a cafe near where all the cruise ships docked in my country and we'd have a store full of people from all over the world and sometimes my head would be spinning with all the different accents - it was like i'd have to put my head in to the right mindset before talking to someone or else i couldn't recognise what they were saying as English

[avahicreasei]

great job! :)

[joec220]

Its sounds like you were imitating a dumb high school girl.

[writeaboutmesometime]

sounds like lady gaga.

[LottoCruz]

whoever you were, i love you.

[nosaj56]

I'd hit it. hard.

[ROFLance]

Fascination, we'll be able to nation.

[marialupin78]

increible, no? hahahaha!

[Bodnoirbabe]

It's sounds Scandinavian to me. Like how I would pretend to speak Swedish or something.

[guitargod21136]

The beginnings a bit Polish sounding, but our language isn't too far off from other northern European languages like Swedish, German, Danish, and Dutch

[marialupin78]

will do, let's me prepare....:)

[polokthelegend]

it sounds like if german and polish had sex together and then died a horrible death in your mouth. skis and gutens don't really exist in english.

[marialupin78]

hahahahaha! sorry!

[lucgal10]

@polokthelegend hahahahahahahahaha what a great answers lol

Argentina rules anyway!!!!!

Aguante Argentina

[Inferno69]

waht the fuckaa ahhahahahahahhahahahaha

[decadabra]

veree gewd jobation of tha impersanation of the americanation

[kurleyfries93]

Sounds like The Sims

[koolaidpimp]

sounds like what the people in The Sims speak

[MudHag]

@koolaidpimp Yeah, it does!

[xtanyafx]

Lol

[perdition07]

i cant think of a single word that sounds like trompski tomski or pompski

[greenie247]

@perdition07 Maybe...Donald Trump skiing? lol

[jjesusfreak01]

Ugh, hanging out with the souther drawl speakers and valley girls has given the world a very bad view of what english is supposed to sound like. Dont get me started on those that think the way we sing is the way we talk.

[iheartthemaxx]

ack, sorry meant to click a thumbup not down, sorry :P

[Neuroelectronic]

trowski powski towski

[SskaiKnight]

I love this. I've watched this 5 times and I'm still laughing as I type this. I wish I could have you talking to me like this all day.

[Ucal623]

I wish they taught us more languages during our schooling here in the US. The only reason I know a second is due to the fact both of my parents emigrated here. I'm only fluent in two, but i know people that are fluent in up to seven.

[Cypheroid]

nicely done!

[marialupin78]

thank you!!!

[kdwormy]

lol

[mtxrawkus]

trowski powski towski

[marialupin78]

increible

[clancy6969]

She was hanging out with some stupid girls it seems, which is about 90 percent of American girls. Like, OK?

[marialupin78]

you're wrong. I was living in the US for two months, and this was a fake-english, like english sounds to me there. Not offenses.

[marialupin78]

you're wrong....I was with my husband and his family, and they are not teens or from the Valley....Just a joke-fake :)

[superZalm]

keep up the good work..

[databyss]

Quite good, very impressive.

[GodDESTROYER]

lol. I liked how her fake English rhymed and then her last word was much different. Reminded me of my language, very funny!

[pharoh10733]

Mu bien chiquita. Pero quiero saber, will fascination asian be able to nation?

[marialupin78]

gracias! que locura! ahora que lo miro no puedo creer como me anime a postearlo, jajaja! saludos!

[writheinpain]

Wow, you just murdered my entire language.

[marialupin78]

I'm sorry!!!! :)

[LunetteLina]

Oh, don't get so defensive :) I think she did a wonderful job :) Every language sounds funny to other people (and most every language has different accents) and I believe that this was all in good fun.

[marialupin78]

you're right, thank you!

[randomIy]

lmao

[ttebroc235]

Perfect!

[evolvedant]

She is doing an immitation of 16 year old American mall girls.

That long slur after some words is the hallmark of teen girls with a valley accent.

Thats the problem when other nations try to immitate English. America is a huge country with so many different accents across states, ages, and time periods, and even completely different types of people like cowboys, hippies, etc.. that outsiders can only immidate what they heard the most of. In her case, mostly american teen youtube videos.

[tomelders]

anyone care to fake a yorkshire accent?

[Modulus1578]

That was awfully cute. If you're ever in Connecticut, I'd be happy to speak English with you. ;^)

[briancklein]

@Modulus1578

Creepy stalker...

[Modulus1578]

Well, I'm certainly no stalker, as this is the first time I've ever seen this girl or this video.

Don't be jealous Brian. :p

[userasdf]

haha pretty good.

[baigandine]

That wasn't too bad. But tronsky ponsky bonsky sounded Russian.

[yinglangstarrunner]

^^ I love how we Americans sound...I wish I could hear my California accent though...I'm sure we sound hilarious xD

[tsurara11]

hahaa do we really sound like that?

[knightsintodreams]

trounsky ponsky bounsky

[guitargirlae]

You win. :) I doubt anyone else gets it though.

[pimpcardboardbox]

That's funny. My one friend once went over to spain and they tried to give her cocacola and they kept saying cocacolation and she had to explain that it's cocacola in america too.

[marialupin78]

cocacolation, hamburguetion, lovetion!!!!!

[Damaris756]

hahaha. how true! I know brazilians that "tion" is what they use to make up words, like "skipation" and "bundation"

My friend say "harsh larsh larsh" when she tries to speak fake english :)

[TheKarlez]

haha thats funny! I've always wondered what we sounded like to others who couldnt understand..

[youthgonewild88]

ajajaja me hiciste reirrr, es tal cual

[atican]

Lol. Did you visit California by any chance? You sound like a valley girl. I don't think most English sounds like that.

[marialupin78]

hi! no, i'm only was in Tennessee for three months, but it's nice to know even that i have already accents! bye!

[Beccathepromomami]

your fake english is VERY funny! great job!

[marialupin78]

thank you! that's was the idea!