Winter Assault - The End (Chaos)

[emperorroorg]

we are chaos

chaos is looool

blod for the milk good

let the universe drink it all

[Nagneto]

Squidward: DROWN IN IT!!!!!!!

[ixonixas]

PEANUT FOR THE BUTTER GOD!

[martoboyo]

metal bawkses

[ixonixas]

thanks for so many likes

[Blitzfoofoo]

"Let the universe... DRRRROWWWWN in it!"

Note to self: watch out for Squidward.

[Inzomnia263]

@Blitzfoofoo where is that from?

[commissarmanul]

Oh. Crull acting is just terrible.

[DarkArtistKaiser]

Also, this is how I act whenver I play games like Civ3 and get a uberpowerful tech(Like tanks before anyone else)

[OIOKiteOIO]

wow, even with my mistake in the last quote, i'm top com O_o

thanks everybody =3

[DarkArtistKaiser]

I have to admit, how the Chaos campaign ends, even for a Chaos person like me, is rather chilling, espescially with the music you added.

[SomeMiceDrinkingTea]

"From this world, i will conquer the next, and the one after that!"

well that explains the first three conquerings.

[GAF1987]

And thus, Nappa took over the word.

[GhostOfBloodReaver]

He needs the Adeptus Pysicharistas

[mortaroman]

@GhostOfBloodReaver not to mention adeptus dentistatus

[StudioCPA]

And i was half expecting him to suddenly spasm and begin shouting "SIINNDRRIII"

[RElouhila]

I wonder how they would react if i went to market and ordered HAMMMMMMMMM!!!

[goochmas]

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!!!

LET THE BREAKFAST TABLE.....DrrrrrRRRROOOOOOOOOo­ooooOOOOWWWWWwwwwNNNnnnnn IN IT!!!

[glebakiller]

@goochmas ahahahahahahahaha

[CptLolles]

@goochmas That must have been one epic breakfast meal =D

[daefaron]

So... was he going to unearth the titan or just sit on it?

[mayorcete]

The thing is that 'that' is just a single titan. Only the cruiser that brought him to that planet is far bigger and powerful than the titan. So... ok. You might have control over the planet but not over the galaxy, by far...

[Damocles178]

For some reason when I heard Megatron speaking in the Transformers live action films I kept thinking of this Chaos Lords voice. They sound kinda similiar :)

[KnarkPekka]

This game should be AWESOME if you could play Typhus or Ahriman. Not some random douchebag and his sorcerer bitch taking over a god forsaken shit hole called a planet

[unnamednewbie13]

@KnarkPekka Not a very tall order you've got there.

[ShamanWarlord]

@KnarkPekka If that is possible I hope to the Emperor that Typhus and Ahriman don't have as an annoying voices is Crull's

[KnarkPekka]

I can kick the shit out of those spiky douchebags ANY day, ANY way. Chaos marines are just lame. Cool gods, awesome demons and Shitty ass marine henches and vehicles.

[GearShotgun]

first thing i saw was a cyclone starting straight at me

[SinDawg030]

SOMEBODY CALL THE ADEPTUS ORTHODONTUS

[Glyfenn]

Gotta love how he's already getting his rocks off when the damn thing is still stuck in the ground.

It might not even be able to stand up or operate anything below the gun-arm. That'd be kinda embarrassing for Crull.

[Citzen92]

SPACE MARINE DENTISTS ARE IMMUNE TO CHAOS CORRUPTION ! 0.,!,,!,,..0

[Zeroczar]

Crull needs braces.

[xxlCortez]

This is a bit brutal I think. But it isn't happened thx to the hero of the day: Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter!!!

[babypooon]

milk for the khorne flakes

[weldonwin]

@LoLStudios123 The Blood God needs to switch to de-caff

[weldonwin]

Yeah, you have a titan, guess what? The Imperium has Titan LEGIONS

[LichLordKrull]

@weldonwin And so do Chaos. Its just that neither of them have titans for every chapter/company, legion or whatever. It is highly unlikely that he would come across a space marine army who also had titans, at the size battles he is fighting, which is why it is special.

[BlackDeathViral03]

@LichLordKrull That's true, but I doubt a titan could withstand a Cyclone Torpedo, cause that's what I would be firing at Lorn V right now.

[LichLordKrull]

@BlackDeathViral03 Well, its not quite that simple, or no battles would ever be fought. Plus, the Marines lost...There are no hips hanging around able to do that even if they were permitted. Even then, who's to say there's no Chaos fleet. Even with no Chaos fleet, they'd just retreat through a warp portal.

[MrIrishfox]

the new god needs a dentist.

[weldonwin]

@MrIrishfox That must be one of his gifts from Khorn

"Dentistry is for the WEAK!!!"

[nasisimo]

BURRNN HERETICS

[freewillgeorge]

@LoLStudios123 Glory to chaos undivided!

[muggiebonehead1]

freak:universe

chaos man:realy drown the universe i have a wife and 3 kids wont drowning the universe kill them if so i would like to go bake yo being a ultra marrien at least marius calgar feed me

freak:WTF

[OMGBEARS]

Am I the only one that thinks Crull sounds drunk?

[LordCommissairElric]

Suddenly an huge explosion, the titan is in ruins. With his last breath the chaos lord cries: CRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­D!!!!

[TheVoiceOfReason93]

@LordCommissairElric

And he suddenly saw his own bolter replaced -

- with a Lemon Russ Tank

[LordCommissairElric]

@TheVoiceOfReason93 What a way to die!

[vidioinspector]

@LordCommissairElric correction:

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!

[Freakyfish42]

Is it just me, or does he say Blood Gog?

[Dimensionaluk]

@Freakyfish42 sounds like he's gargling water all the time.

[jaspertheking4life]

@Freakyfish42 He said Blood cock, Crull is a perv

[Ithirid]

00:52

bezerker: hes gonna start another speech! RUN!

[ShasOKaiis]

I think Crull has forgotten some important details.

Its broken, in the ice, and he will need a space hulk to carry it.

So apart from those minor details flawless

[chainsawninjalcemist]

@ShasOKaiis lets not forget a little something called EXTERMINATUS!!

[SSeth123]

@ShasOKaiis hm how could chaos transport and repair a titan??? hm deamons??? magic???? gift of khorne?

[ShasOKaiis]

@SSeth123

Based on the fact it takes an entire mission to get one bloodthirster and he needs 20 and some actual guardsmen squads.

He's screwed

[vader228]

"What will come to pass is no longer war! It is endless sacrifice in His name!"

It's a good ideology. We'll mutilate our throat in the name of god, not oil or politics.Good old times,like in medieval.

[cika1234]

DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN In it

Mission Success

[ValkyrieCaine]

so if I am correct then canonically the Eldar get behind the phycic gate and leave most of the IG to die then team up with the survivors and beat the Orks and Chaos forces Gorgutz turns on Crull and takes his skull and fights his way through his enraged forces when they turn on him for making them lose.

So thats what happened am I right?

[Balnazzardi]

Oh man... Relic had so great voice-actors for their WH40k games =) Especially for Space and Chaos Marines and Orks.

[mohedd]

@Balnazzardi

no they don't. this is the only game that has great voice acting. You don't get anywhere close to their other games.

[splashie777]

Krull/ *gnarly voice* Lhet the unhiverhs DHROWN IN IT! GAAAH!!!!! *

*Chaos space marine throws rasbery soother into his open mouth*

Krull/ Ahh much better thank you very much =D all of a sudden im no longere angry =D

Chaos space marines all al thrilled!

[ValkyrieCaine]

@splashie777 lolXD

[darthteej1]

BBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEESSS­S

[MentalMate]

DRRRAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWN

[aragax]

DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOO­OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWNNNNNNN!!!!!!!­

[Reneg4dez]

DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRROWWWWWWWNNNNN IN IT!

[acamp1995]

I don't think that guy knows what a dentist is...

[TheFoilGuy]

I hope this was the real ending. I could live with an IG victory but Orks? No. Eldar maybe, but Gorgutz is one xeno that's better off smeared on the plant he came from.

[SpaceMonkey1983]

@TheFoilGuy Eldar's is the official ending of Winter Assault, as far as I know. Because Taldeer makes an appearance in Dark Crusade as well. In all the other endings for WA, she bites the dust.

[TheFoilGuy]

@SpaceMonkey1983 but DC said that Gorgutz had Crull's skull. Does that mean the orks won most of it and Taldeer rose up in the end and kicked his or...

[Nashiktal]

@TheFoilGuy The orks did win their scenerio, and the ig did win, capturing taldeer and defeating the necrons. At least from piecing together the fragmented canon.

[TheFoilGuy]

@Nashiktal No wonder I hated the game, everyone I hated won!

[SpaceMonkey1983]

@Nashiktal Hmm, is that so? I thought Eldar won it.

[abanofeso]

@Nashiktal the ig didnt win, as you can see in dark crusade, farseer taldeer its safe and well, and imperial guards are hunting her down because of the actions in lorn V

[Nashiktal]

@abanofeso No no you don't get it. Its a mixture of the two. Both IG and Eldar won. There are books that cover this. The IG win and capture Taldeer, Taldeer later escapes from the guard to start the events from DC.

[MrEzilkannan]

@Nashiktal Well, we can't say that Eldar really won over Lorn V, but their goals we accomplished by IG, so even though they didn't do it, we can say that their objectives were completed, but by IG. Since they had no other work to do at Lorn V they escaped to Kronus, before they could be apprehended for their treachery. Farseer Taldeer flees to Tyrea in Kronus only to be killed in the end by Captain Davian Thule and the Blood Ravens.

[woodwyrm]

@Nashiktal GOTO is not CANON!

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

@woodwyrm

You are just jealous of my multi lasers

[SpaceMonkey1983]

@TheFoilGuy Ugh, not so sure anymore. I'm confused.

[Nashiktal]

@SpaceMonkey1983 You are kindof right. The imperial guard win, and the orks win. The fluff is expanded in novels.

the imperial guard capture taldeer and kill the necrons. The orks kill the chaos and get the lords head.

Taldeer escapes somehow, my memory is fuzzy, but she lives on.

[Stormcommando]

@SpaceMonkey1983 in the ig won its not specifically said or shown that she dies. in all ork and chaos ones yeah she got whacked.

[TheBronze3ye]

generally i like Khorne but the problem is that all his champions that i know apart from epliphas are spazzers

[TheFoilGuy]

@TheBronze3ye He's a World Eater. Telling a desendant of Angron to calm down is like telling a Word Bearer to take a day off of going to church.

[w0lffang]

@TheFoilGuy rofl good one

[TheBronze3ye]

@TheFoilGuy eh fair enough and it turns out Eliphas is undivided

[TheFoilGuy]

@TheBronze3ye Word Bearers, Black Legion, Alpha Legion, Iron Warriors and the Night Lords are all Undivided.

[TheBronze3ye]

@TheFoilGuy i know that

[Khorne676]

@TheFoilGuy fuckin a

[OIOKiteOIO]

"Let the universe..."

*Take a big breath*

"DDDDRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO OO O O OO OOWWWWNNNNNNN"

*breath*

"...the universe !"

Chaos Marines : . . . Oh, come on, shut the fuck up...

[assasindroid101]

@OIOKiteOIO lol

[CatholicSpaceNazi]

DENTAL PLAN!

[MrRyIke]

@CatholicSpaceNazi

I think he will get that Dental plan now that he has the titan!

[ArchonDuPlex]

@CatholicSpaceNazi I heard it to...lol

[ShrougerNite]

Someone desperately needs help...

[bluemoon692]

Now all Crull needs is a huge spade some miners some engineers and a crew.

and 10 years of patience. He really should have thought of this sooner preferably before he killed the original crew

[woodwyrm]

@bluemoon692 given that crull corrupted the titan, i really doubt that.

[IAMTHEDECIEVER]

I wonder if Khorne got pissed off by the "Behold your new god" crack

[Kemonokami]

@IAMTHEDECIEVER

What WON'T piss him off?

[IAMTHEDECIEVER]

@Kemonokami Blood and skulls?

[Bangofsteam01]

Someone needs to see a dentists XD

[TheBadbz]

Chaos lokks dumn and stupid i like chaos lord in dark crusade and dow 2

and the sound too

[TheSindriMyr]

@gmodrace What?

[Emidretrauqe]

The Necrons should have won Winter Assault. Seriously, they barely invaded with anything.

[DGneoseeker1]

Haha, what a noob this Chaos marine is. Apparantly he hasn't yet realised Khorne never rewards ANYONE.

Apart from Kharn the Betrayer because he's just that damn awesome.

[sewagedweller]

@DGneoseeker1 khorn does provide choas gifts and tech , there will be opportunities to rise into demonhood . Although khorn is least benevolent from all chaos gods , but then again you cant blame world eater half of his brain was removed in lobotomy to make him more aggressive .

[DGneoseeker1]

@sewagedweller

True, there is theoretically a chance to become a daemon prince, but then you just spent eternity getting killed over and over again in pointless battles. Tzeentch is the better choice, I think. At least he actually cares who wins a battle, even if it's only because he has plans for them...

[sewagedweller]

@DGneoseeker1 yep tzeentch is a sound choice if you can stand all those mutations or if you are sorcerer , Khorn wont resurrect you if you get killed he likes his skulls .

nurgle is a most benevolent god , except most people are incapable of appreciating disease and rot .

[DGneoseeker1]

@sewagedweller

Mutations can be useful, just so long as you don't end up as Chaos spawn. Then again that can happen with the other gods too...

Oddly enough though, I read that in the new version of WH40K, Kharn the Betrayer actually already died, and Khorne DID bring him back.

[sewagedweller]

@DGneoseeker1 the thing with raven lord is that his mutations are most extreme , being a true god of chaos . rubric marines had to cast that infamous spell trying to stop extreme mutations caused by tzeentch , also some mutations can be harmful old codex has whole list of things like head shrinking , oversized limbs etc .

[DGneoseeker1]

@sewagedweller

Still, it beats having your groin rot and drop off and then your flesh melt from your bones while you CANNOT DIE. Worshipping Nurgle sucks.

And worshipping Slaanesh basically results in you getting raped a lot...

[sewagedweller]

@DGneoseeker1 correction : getting/doing raped , getting high , listening to loud music , gluttony, wearing bling-bling and pink panties , and being turned into a hermaphrodite with one boob . thats what slaanesh is all about

[NathanRomml]

@sewagedweller

No. Slannesh is corruption. If you view him like that, then you're fucking retarded.

[sewagedweller]

@NathanRomml ummm no fool , read though any codex dealing with slaanesh . He/she is a hermaphrodite princes of excess , cant you figure it out by look at their symbol ?

dumb ass

[NathanRomml]

@sewagedweller

Heretic!

[sewagedweller]

@NathanRomml noob-lord

[NathanRomml]

@sewagedweller

Slannesh-corrupted shemale!

[sewagedweller]

@NathanRomml lol its hermaphrodite , got both sex organs ;p

[NathanRomml]

@sewagedweller

Shemale is still shemale. There are many types of shemales, but the sick abominations have one thing in common.

[sewagedweller]

@NathanRomml if you dont like it then dont worship the prince of excess .

[NathanRomml]

@sewagedweller

I don't.

I pray to the Immortal Emperor.

[sewagedweller]

@NathanRomml right *slowly backs off* , probably another one of those freaks that haunts game workshop .

[NathanRomml]

@sewagedweller

What's that?

[sewagedweller]

@DGneoseeker1 hmm in slaves of darkness codex (very old ) i remember something about tree of souls in which khorn keeps souls of his warriors , i suppose there is chance he brings in ones he likes enough back to life . Although i would think that turning mortals into demons would be better choice , since you cant kill demon .

[godboy114]

Soo like. How is he gonna move that thing? Is he just gonna lure his enemys into one spot?

[DrRedabc]

Jeez, these Chaos Space Marines leaders have a lot of speech impediments.

Does this come with the Warp contract because I would resign.

[Necron214]

damn,his voice is as scary,one that would fit Kharn

[Lathox]

Jeeze this guy makes the anti-christ look like a pansy.

[Galforg]

METAL BOXES

[ShukakuSleeps]

@Galforg Wrong commander

[Galforg]

@ShukakuSleeps You're an idiot.

[ShukakuSleeps]

@Galforg How so? Oh! I get it... we're on the internet and people here can't take a joke! Stupid me *slaps forehead* Seriously... Carron from Soulstorm is the metal boxes one. Crull is the Khorne Berserker with a bad case of psycosis (even for a berserker)

[Galforg]

@ShukakuSleeps no u wrong

[ShukakuSleeps]

@Galforg Give me a second... Allow me to proove you wrong Galforg...

[Galforg]

@ShukakuSleeps no ur still rwong

[ShukakuSleeps]

@Galforg Fine then... I'm wrong and your right... But I'm still right and your still wrong... Knowledge is power Galforg, guard it well...

[Galforg]

@ShukakuSleeps ur wrong an stpuid

[ShukakuSleeps]

@Galforg Ah yes... Ofcourse... Fine then... Had no Idea you'd get so pissy by someone telling you it was Carron from soulstorm who said "Metal boxes" and not Crull... Have you ever played all of the DoW games? I played it DoW to Soulstorm and have recently finished both DoW2 games...

[Galforg]

@ShukakuSleeps u dont play games u stupd

[ShukakuSleeps]

@Galforg Ah yes... And you're intelligent. Both of those statements are a little less than true.

[Galforg]

@ShukakuSleeps ur a nub play games nub

[ShukakuSleeps]

@Galforg Ofcourse Galforg... Ofcourse... Because, calling someone a nub is a universal sign of maturity on the internet...

[Galforg]

@ShukakuSleeps ur a sign u gay omg gaymer nub

[ShukakuSleeps]

@Galforg Do you, I don't know... Have a life?

[biofan09]

@Galforg

Shukakusleeps is right u know, since he has better spelling than u

[Galforg]

@biofan09 hes not rite and u r gey so stfu

[ShukakuSleeps]

@biofan09 Thank you for the complement on my spelling... I think Galforg was just looking to be an ass

[aragax]

DRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOWWWWWWWNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

[TheBronze3ye]

5 minutes he finds out the guard were lying and the tian is a dud

[machopi]

@TheBronze3ye rofl

[richooo5]

untill the techpreists come up with a bigger gun and blow u 2 itty bitty bits, thats seems to always be the solution, build a bigger gun

[Vault101Reject]

@richooo5 OR blow the planet into dust.

OH GOD. Imagine if you could get Abaddon's Planet Killer.

Like the Wonders in Age of Empires. if you can hold a certain thing for a set ammout of time, it destroys the planet but you win, like the Nuke in Modern Warfare 2.

[baval5]

@richooo5 like Exterminatus?

[Kemonokami]

Oh, he's terrible, alright.

[KaelMorhen]

Waaaaaagh!! Kill the chaos boyz!

[mayhem380]

Never let a crazed Khorne-obsessed Chaos Lord near an Imperator Titan.

[amig90]

SINDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Does the Imperium still use Titans? I have seen them on the tables.

[Lathox]

@amig90

They certainly do. But Titans are difficult to maintain and increasingly harder to find. They use them sparingly.

[XultimateCakeX]

FYI the huge cannon is the "Titan ", an ancient weapon that everyone think can conquer the world with it and then they found it here

[superpyromaniac]

whats with the giant cylon?

[BerserkerJohn]

He like a super villian

Crull:HAHAHAHA Now you'll never win CAPTAIN PLANET

[foetus4all]

He has pipes in his face.

:/

[GIR780997]

like ten imperial titans show up and kill his

Crull: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­CCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK!... should have seen that coming"

[darkness007666]

Had Crull won. He would replace Eliphas in Dark Crusade. His titan will destroy all six other armies. And then he would conquer all of the Imperium.

[Reneg4dez]

@darkness007666

Crull would eat the planet. Litterly, you see those teeth?

Yeah...

Taking Nom Nom to a entire new level here

IN THE GRIM FUTURE, THERE IS ONLY NOM NOM.

Etc....

[MDSakamoto]

I love the chaos hero from winter assault, he's so over the top.

[Kalnafein]

"behold your new God! is he not terrible to behold!"

Ya crull was awesome but his vocabulary could have used some work

[agarside1000]

OH, COOL, you have one of the countless other titans the imperium still possesses. Your so cool

[SHOOPDABLAARGH]

Yeah

"Blood for the Blood God!"

*Get's surrounded by Titans*

"O.o Mommy!"

[agarside1000]

thats when he surrenders and the guardsmen start talkin a whole load of shit,