Parks and Recreation - Ron Swanson - Eggs & Bacon

[theyforcedmetosignup]

best damn way to eat your feelings.

[illmaticplaya612]

the intensity on his face at the end needs a richter scale

[TeamCoercion]

i was born ready... im ron f**king swanson

[SwansonRon]

@TeamCoercion You wish, son.

[Stevezom]

@Chucktanium good GOD Chuck. thats a day to fear

[dt7cz3gj]

This was literally the first scene I'd ever seen of Parks and Recs. Must have left an impression. I've watched it every week.

[asuch874]

Get me everyone.

[GrimLP]

@asuch874 Everyone?

[Watermellonman97]

RON WANTS ALL THE BACON & EGGS!!!

[campKILLer]

@Watermellonman97 LMFAO! HAHAHAHA!

[TriniMike25]

"Give me all the bacon and eggs you have".... "Wait..I worry what you just hear was give me a lot of bacon and eggs. what i said was "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have... do you understand"

[DrOviKintobor]

@TriniMike25 YUP THATS WHAT HE SAID IN THE VIDEO, THANK YOU

[qtzlctl2012]

@TriniMike25 you are a wonderful person, doing such a great service for the deaf

[TriniMike25]

@qtzlctl2012 thank you whether you meant it sarcastically or not

[Chucktanium]

I live with the constant fear that if Ron Swanson and Jack Donaghy were in the same room, the wavepool would collapse and a super-massive black hole would form, which would devour entire star systems and release pure testosterone from its axis

[unak78]

@Chucktanium Actually Ron Swanson and Jack Donaghy would hate each other bc Jack represents the "establishment" conservative while Ron is the "grassroots" libertarian.

[bebop2193]

:26 The waiter's confirmation face. Man to Man.

[1emoguy]

I don't get it.

[Leftcyde]

@1emoguy I'm really not surprised that you "don't get it". After all, your name is "1emoguy". I recommend that you reference the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.

[InglouriousIrish09]

@Leftcyde You sir, are a true swanson. I apologize for the interruption, you may resume fishing. Don't forget your ammo.

[AkiraSuzuki93]

This is amazing

[rastapasta64]

Me and Ron = dynamic duo

[AudioDeltaForce]

snowflake button awwww yeaaaahhh



[meeeyellow]

I love Ron even though he probably wouldn't like me...Ron's not much for vegetarians

[RIBASAROUS]

Ron Swanson/Ron Paul for president

[GunHungry]

@RIBASAROUS Yes!

[TimArmst]

I really want eggs and bacon now

[jtp1389]

This generation's Archie Bunker/ Clint Eastwood/ John Wayne/ James Dean all put together in one magnificently mustached man of a whole package.

[AntiCostras]

0:28 - Face of a desperate man

[buddhavskungfu]

The Most Manly Man in the World:

I don't always refuse steak, but when I do

I order ALL the Bacon and Eggs you have.

[alideutscher]

how can one single man be that great!?

[blindlama]

This guy is the best character ever.

[cutthe27]

Ron is the man I strive to be

[artofmetalstorm]

Ron Swanson / awesomeness lvl - INFINITE

[DirtyFrigginHarry]

I work at a diner and Ron would easily decimate I the amount of bacon we cook for the dinner rush.

[00user001]

I could NOT stop laughing at this hahaha

[nosepilot44]

@00user001 same hahahaha

[lshorty9605]

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[batukhan]

Great clip to quote, if you really need to get a point across

[beefstew202]

this may be one of the funniest clips i have ever watched....

[claudeberg]

Ron Swanson is the most literal man in the world.

[homebaked]

Jerry's son works at a diner?

[sunset96]

he is all that is man...

[artofmetalstorm]

Ron Swanson for the president of the United States.

[turdsniper]

@artofmetalstorm I guarantee Ron Paul would ask him to be his running mate

[MickeyLWalker]

@artofmetalstorm will smith for vice president

[Kasrith]

@artofmetalstorm Ron Swanson for president of the world....

[PhoenixProductionInc]

You want a Libertarian for president?

[PredatorKillsAlien]

@PhoenixProductionInc If he's like this, fuck yes. Cheap guns and meat for everyone!

[TheProjectpenpal]

@artofmetalstorm why would insult like that.

[CharlieSmurffy]

@artofmetalstorm He is, he's just going by the name Ron Paul.

[djmordigal]

@artofmetalstorm But he hates the government, so that might not work out hahaha.

[martinezkid98]

@djmordigal Hahaha yeah that and that he is a fictional Character from a Tv show xD

[ninjutsukan]

@martinezkid98 People still depend on god, and he's a fiction character from a 2,000 year old fairy tale. No one will even notice the difference.

[qtzlctl2012]

@artofmetalstorm god that would suck

[iTzJustCrAzY]

Ron Swanson is a true man.