The Website is Down #4: Sales Demolition (SFW)

[huxxam]

Im recognizing this from my old work :-) ehhehe

[AquaPhoenix2006]

Ungrateful bastards

[iRadiatedGamer]

Troltech

[cookie73942]

well check it now, yea it just shutdown.

[cookie73942]

lol fake virus attack. LOL awesome i have used this

[yukifoxdemon]

"hell yeah i do that, how do you think i made it 30 years in IP?" XD best answer ever

[darkberryfrootloops]

@yukifoxdemon In IP? Watch out guys, looks like we have a "User" in here.

[c3m3nth3ad]

Intel Core i9?

[djsting]

@c3m3nth3ad Yeah, the twin turbo with the flux capacitor.

[Saileach]

This is going to be one short meeting.

[UberNerdMaster]

I really think you should make more of these. XD

[kelpfusion]

I love the Standard (0), Urgent (0), Mission Critical (292595)

[CocoIoco]

3:18 ¿WTF is Goofle? o.O

[SheisseFicken]

I am soooo glad I dont work in IT

[Navis19]

@SheisseFicken

I do and believe me it's very unhealthy ! anyone thinks because we sit in a chair and we use computers that we are ok ! this is hell ! believe me ! :D

[G35Sajan]

lmfao

[dogoneshame]

This is one of the best web series ever... I really hope you make more.

[BreeZyProof]

Did u get fired?

[Pikkabuu]

If you thought that Johnsson-Johnsson was stupid name, then just check the mail on 1:27.

[Gnarledreaper]

Next day three employees were murdered by an angry tech support worker..

[WigglesThePirate]

Omg, I would be sooo frustrated!

[EnvyChase]

TROLTECH FTW

[alexsteh]

haha kellnola, you are so right...

[kellnola]

The only thing sightly inaccurate about this is the helpdesk software ... it's way to simplistic. It should have thousands of irrelevant fields and hundreds of buttons that don't work

[nefarius2k8]

"I'm coming by your office with an AK-47 to discuss your software."

"Excellent! But... once again... not really a question."

:')

[keirnus]

Did Intel Core i9 already exist on Oct. 31, 2009?

[capnapalm]

@keirnus yeah dude. They even come with twin turbo's now so you can run more boost.

[lordbeavis69]

The trouble ticket software license expired 8/9/1987. Classic! Looks like a lot of the places I used to work.

[darkshiv]

This makes me hate people who can't use technology even fucking more.

[Macintosh3745]

SUCKTECH

[pumpitupvideo]

Look at his desktop background: "communitaction" :)

[gosugg]

TROLTECH :D

[doombringer117]

VIRUS!!!

[fireandsound]

10 people got fired.

[Apprentice1994]

Her name is Johnson, she married a guy named Johnson, and is now changing her name to Johnson-Johnson. I kinda want to kill her.

[choc113]

These just get better and better:))

[polarbear35353]

Sooooo typical with people who know jack shit about server process, tech administration or even computers for that matter. Everyone wants it done RIGHT NOW! Tech equipment needs to be maintained, cleaned, cooled, updated etc. or it just will not run correctly. The next time I take my car in for a brake job, I am going to yell at my mechanic for not having the brake pads changed in under 30 seconds.

[TheAwsomeVideos]

God!

I just wanna punch that bitch in the face!!

[heavyhitter23x]

"do what i do and fake a virus attack"

"You do that"

"Hell yeah. How you think i made it 30 years in IT?"

^ best line in the video. I love these videos

[DJFREDHEAD2010]

maybe these were the guys who took down PSN hahahaha

[bub777]

lol Suck Tech's pretty comical/colorful about their warning @ 3:06 (pause it there). It seems that even IT guys should take heed to some of the things they click as well!

[ahmedssssssahmed]

Yea, how do u think i made it 30 years in IT! lol

FUCKIN A 

[freespaceace1]

IMO, it's the stuff that goes by really fast that is pretty funny. ALL of the Skippy windows are h-freaking larious if you pause and read them, especially the stats at the top. The single sign-on tool's options are halarious. For the ticketing system, ANYONE That works in IT should notice that ALL 69,105 ticket cases are marked EXTREMELY URGENT and none for urgent/standard tickets.

Funny stuff beyond the obvious.

[GlitchesofWar]

When Reddit is on YouTube, they're worse than YouTubers. Stop your bitchin' and at-least try and have a normal conversation.

[wherethefuckistom]

It's BACK!!!!!!!!!

[cptnwcky]

reddit is offline because its 5 am and normal people are asleep and IT has to do maintenance SOMETIME. so quit being a bunch of demanding snipes.

[Numer0us]

@cptnwcky TIL about decentralisation and cloud computing.

[Illuminatus42]

Noooooo I wanted to browse /aww, not write this fucking home essay!

[SyotosGod]

why Le fuck is reddit offline again?

ps

10 memebase fanboys

[blimpoe]

GODAMMIT RYAN! I SAID THE FRIDGE NOT THE SERVERS!!!!!!!!!

[501stSpitfire]

how do i shot web

[axelgrind]

Whoa. Thanks for showing me this video, Reddi. I really enjoyed it. Mucho ME GUSTA

[shodanxx]

can I get a keyboard with a turbo-F5 ?

[Thevideoclown]

Wel lIm going to sleep now....NOT F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

[TheGuitaristOfGod]

DUDE, HAVE YOU MOVED THAT FRIDGE?!?!?

[Slides2006]

fuck this shit, i'm drunki and need reddit to pass the time

[kfro4]

fuck you reddit get back up, I don't want to sleep

[nemisis254]

SHUT

DOWN

EVERYTHING!

[noobcannonlol]

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED

[AbdVictor]

And once again, I get a virus from reddit. I guess it's time to stop using it and drink my own piss

[MinecraftSkins]

oh lawdy Reddit is deadz

[thegranddilligaf]

Sick of this video. I think I'll go watch the "Why are you closed?" one instead.

[intermu92]

TELL US WHY YOU'RE CLOSED

[IAmTheMusicMan200]

@intermu92 for maintenance,derp.

[SyotosGod]

@intermu92 classic

[mijnnaamisaaron]

Fuck you Reddit

[bathinthefountain]

nice

[thevideovan]

VIRUS!!!

[AcidIntellects]

"..do you know what i just realized?..........this in not my f---n problem.."

lmao

[Tarutaru0]

What the heck is reddit?

[alexstore1]

@Tarutaru0 wwwreddit com

[Craf7y]

TROLLTECH lol

[stopkaz]

4:12 UGH MY GRAPHIC !

[tarmiziaffandi]

Looks like someone on Reddit clicked the Recompute Base Encryption Key Hash button

[l10vizzk]

This is so ridiculous, it's been going down every day...

also, fuck off redneck americans who don't know what timezones are.

[arndawg]

Y R U CLOSED?

[FelixR1991]

@arndawg 'scheduled maintenance'. Right.

[Stenchrot]

What the fuck is this video about

[NubMonk]

PEOPLE ARE AWAKE AT 6 AM TOO REDDIT. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[mizelman]

@NubMonk It's not 6am everywhere, douchebag american.

[NubMonk]

@mizelman No shit huh? Thanks for enlightening me! What would i have done without an oh so smart foreigner to teach a dumb American like me about time zones?

[THEMADJAFF]

raggggeee!!!

[Cnd0r]

Oh no, not again.

[TheGuitaristOfGod]

Scheduled? I don't think so...

[alf3141]

Here we go again...

[Heraldmorph]

better than PSN's downtime

[uni4dfx]

Oh for fucks sake not again...

[hvitmink]

Reddit, this isn't even funny any more.

[tassidar86]

anyone know that game he is playing?

[perodjetlic]

@tassidar86

Nethack

[moonlightpockets]

guess i'll go to digg...

[LenaCS]

@moonlightpockets NOT EVEN ONCE

[amazoneon]

Dammmit reddit, not again D=

[VishalSinghFilms]

FUCK! DAMMIT REDDIT NOW I HAVE TO ACTUALLY WRITE THIS PAPER!! YOU FIEND!

[Pyrocop9000]

reddit, i r dissapoint. my lurking needs must be satisfied.

[livardo]

Reddit is down again? What is it.. err ANY day?

[Mjestic]

REEEEEDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIT

[kereberus]

wtf am i watching?

[coldironhands1]

reddit y u down?

[jaejunks]

Reddit! Too much love will kill ya... literally.

[HereIsMyFace]

Reddit...I NEED YOU. I just moved to D.C. like...a few hours ago and I came to you get help because I don't know what to dooooo. WAHHHHhhhhh

[hillaas]

reditttttttttttttttttttttttttt­ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

i <3 u

[intwobottles]

Withdrawal Symptoms Initiating

[Apenes]

In a shocking turn of events, it seems that reddit is in fact down.

[lonelymarker]

BY WHAT RIGHT DO YOU EXCLUDE THE POPULATION??

[wannabesupergirl]

This is hilarious :p

[Kanuuna]

Fuck.

[Firetaffer]

REDDIT IS DOWN ARRGHHH

[NStenO]

Fuckin' tits. Now I have to do those assignments.

[Kill3rification]

are you fucking kidding me? what the fuck reddit?

[suckithardnfast]

They all sound like aziz ansari

[EnlightedFool]

@ZTF24 It´s a lovely site. For educated and well spoken people like me and the many other redditors. Now will you please go fornacate yourself my good sir?

Signed,

T. R. Ollivesten

[XenophMCtwo]

@ZTF24 It's Amazon-infested...

[thrillme]

Again?! Oh come on...

[thecoolness111]

NOW I HAVE TO ACTUALLY DO THINGS.

[SomeRandomHomosexual]

Ew, XP.

[suckithardnfast]

@SomeRandomHomosexual XP > Anything

[SomeRandomHomosexual]

@suckithardnfast I'm personally a huge fan of Seven. I love XP, but I love Seven so much more.

[ExplosiveFace]

rrrrrr

[Solotashmchump]

REDDIT SUCKS BALLS

[YoeriYoeri]

guess Ill go back to funnyjunk.

[MrFragnmachine]

My face is pink and green

It makes you look obsene

Take my hand

fap with gran

and see the broken land

[thegranddilligaf]

I liked the bit where they said Puddi

[ssenssel]

Reddit is down. 4chan is still up. Life makes no sense. There is no god and fapping is the only philosophical question.

[Fetzi18]

what the fuck is this shit, get a better server you dimwits

[tomtucjr]

jesus fucking christ

[SirCliveCalculator]

god all fucking mighty!!!! someone hold conde nast hostage

[linkin54321]

if reddit is in read only mode, can we use youtube for the comments?

[h4kesi]

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED

[nathanm187]

Oh reddit :( I LOVE YOU. WHY U NO LOVE US BACK

[Tyke91]

nethack ftw!

[KlingonOG]

What game is he playing?

[Toujimbwa]

@KlingonOG Nethack

[fruitypeebils]

ITS IN READ ONLY MODE!!!

[TomKempis]

[](/troll "I bet Reddit's back up right now")

[HunterOsk]

@TomKempis [](/fu)

[MuseManMike]

F5 F5 F5 F5

[AngryBuddhaVideos]

Fake and gay. did he died?

press F8 really fast for lulz

OP is a faggot

Kill yurself

Will it blend?

Fucking Republicans

OMGifuckinLUVthisvideeo

[NubMonk]

@AngryBuddhaVideos 7 Justin Bieber fans disliked this

[jakjonsun]

Is this supposed to be entertaining?

[sdflksdfkfh]

Reddit blows

[GangstaGriIIz]

get ur shit together reddit

[deprivedant]

@GangstaGriIIz

Yeah, that site gave me a virus that downloads a program that downloads a virus. Really need to clean that site up.

[IdoloOcelot]

@GangstaGriIIz Scheduled maintenance.

[HereIsMyFace]

I HAD A REALLY IMPORTANT ASKREDDIT DAMNIT

[consoto]

Is it just me or is reddit offline more often than its online?

[exyso]

@consoto "Free" and millions of people use it Needs to be upkept. Not like its off for a month straight not naming names.

[Territomauvais]

They're doing this to us intentionally. Amazon has taken down Reddit out of spite.

[fruitypeebils]

HOPEFULLY THIS WILL HAVE BEEN WORTH THE WEIGHT

[Onlooker117]

@fruitypeebils It doesnt seem very heavy

[deadapostle]

God damn it, reddit. Here I went watching this shit. Is this your way of saying that the reason your site is down is because you're all incompetent?

[Mogsoup6]

@deadapostle Man, it's not our fault, it was this crazy virus, right?

[LifeFilms]

I want a episode 5

[GarrettBMXes]

God dammit.

[amazoneon]

How did I not notice the entire management team come in?

D:

[iOakie]

"Fake a virus attack" LOL and i thought i was the only one that did this.

[Spagneti]

this is dumb. i miss mah reddit D:

[aomtr333]

Again? Damn it Reddit!

[korboismywaifu]

down again - FFS

[AarinHikaKao]

BUTTON, Y U NO LOGICAL?

[greob]

This video is freaking hilarious! I'm a new fan!

[capyash]

raldi, come back!!!

[Every1Tubes]

dont go to youtube that site gave me a virus

[ekov0902]

WHY WOULD THAT ONE BUTTON DO THAT?

[bdubeezy]

OMG I'VE GOTTEN SO MUCH DONE TODAY

[0lebull1]

I didnt want this to end

[ZEPPELIN101]

Better drink my own piss

[bulls9fan]

THIS SHIT IS NOT FUNNY REDDIT. THESE ARE LIVES THAT YOU'RE PLAYING WITH.

[RobCorvette]

REDDIT, IS THIS JUST A SPECTACLE TO YOU? IT'S JUST FUNNY?

[NJelBoi]

"Don't believe us? Try it." LOL!!!