Call of Duty: Black Ops: Jokes for folks with SSundee EP.1 (BO Gameplay/Commentary)

[mattevanhart]

yo mama so fat she got run over by a parked car

[MsRockstarEmily]

Omg So fucking funny I was busting up at work <3

[Mr123pspfreak]

Chuck Norris do not need a bitch, the bitch needs him

[Mrmac18633]

Chuck norris got a calladeral in a 1v1 sniping match

[silentnino1]

chuck norris dosen't eat the food the food eat's itself

[warlord8385]

Chuck Norris Never Has Sex because when you have sex you lose your virginity and Chuck Norris doesnt lose anything

[TehGlideh]

Chuck Norris Can Reload A Gun In 0.1 Seconds With His Eyes Shut And His Arms And Legs Tied Behind His Back.

[Richmond804Va]

chuck norris dosent ride an airplane... He flys the airplane to its destination

[Richmond804Va]

yo mamma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

[thenatedog55555]

Your mommas penus taste good

[steeltoelion]

YO MAMAS SO BLONDE SHE FELL UP THE STAIRS

[steeltoelion]

Last night, I got your girl into "Last Stand". I used "Deep Impack" to "Double Tap" her "Bouncing Bettys". She sucked me like she had "Iron Lungs", im glad I had "Pain Killer". We went all night using "Extreme Conditioning". Her "Sleight of Hand" got me to "Sonic Boom" all over her face. Luckily for her I was using "Steady Aim" so none of it went on her hair. We went round for another round because I was packing "One Man Army",

and you did not hear us because we were both using "Ninja".

[Shentuu]

Chuck norris should be a killstreak 30 kills required the game ends immediatly and gives the team 999999999999999999999999999999­99999999999999 xp

[bemeoem2412]

1 I just clicked the subscribe button 20 times because of your awesome videos

[PA1NProductions]

Your mamas so fat that when she sits down she has to sit next to everybody... EVERYBODY!!!

[thomascooleaston5]

chuck norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of te head

[Silverdakiller]

yo mommas so fat when she went into a elevator and pressed the up button it went down

[RADIODYLAN]

Yo moma so fat she is the reason why waldo is hiding

[RADIODYLAN]

YO moma so skinny she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant

[RADIODYLAN]

YO moma so fat she is a map on call of duty

[RADIODYLAN]

YO moma so fat when you kill her in call of duty she is a 5 killstreak

[solemanmartines]

Yo mama so fat that she fell on chucknoris

[samfowlkes]

yo mamas so fat she swets corn oil

[HazelMoonDust]

Yo mommy so ugly she went into a haunted house for Halloween and came out with a job application.

[joshav20]

yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and wached the clouch

[JAYD024]

yo momma so stupid that when she heard it was chilli outside she got a bowl and a spoon

[xxxxcocotazoxxxx]

Chuck Norris died and hell raised.

[Blackjacky007]

Chuck Norris play Killzone on the Xbox :D

Chuck Norris play Halo on Ps3:D

[TRIKshotSNIPERS]

yo mama so fat shes a call of duty map

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[TRIKshotSNIPERS]

yo mama so fat shes a call of duty mad

[transformers8181]

Chuck Norris can make an onion cry by staring at it

[FpsMuntazz]

chuck norris plays black ops?

[ortomy]

Zelda can swim on land

[TRUER3DEMPTION]

lajsfkasdfk sorry, cleaning the drool off my keyboard.

[PepsodentSmile901]

what same is whit god and Chuck Norris? they both see you.....

[msteazy406]

LoL! I had to watch this twice.

[Legolad229]

Chuck Norris doesn't swim, he just stares at the sea until it parts in too

[65xRacer]

chuck norris can pee his name in cement and chuck norris taped out a training dummy

[weibelrr]

chuck norris doesnt go swimming water just wants to be around him

[weibelrr]

chuck norris attacks sharks when he smells them bleed

[dx55222]

Chuck Norris puts his shoes on first.

[dx55222]

Chuck Norris made the giraffe by uppercutting a horse..

[dx55222]

When Chuck Norris swims, he doesn't get wet the water gets chuck norris'd.

[AlphaOpsGaming]

Chuck norris would beat a Navy SEAL team when he has a BB gun!

[shadowfagg]

the thunder gun is chuck norris's hairdryer

[adawgfootball44]

yo mama so fat she was shot and it was a 5 killstraek

[allyooptopside]

chuck norris once pissed in the gas tank of a semi tank when he was drunk, that semi is now known as optimus prime

[hailymarie95]

yo momma so fat when you kill her in black ops you get a 5 kill streak

[Sky71576]

Yo momma so fat when she walked past my TV I missed 5 games of cod!

[hoipoephoffd7]

yo momma so fat she cant fit in a lobby XD

[ustillhypin]

chuck norris is chuck norris da da daaaaaaaaaa

[perfectbeastgm]

chuck norris*

[perfectbeastgm]

Did you know? if you spell "Chuck norris" wrong on google, it dosent say "did you mean: Chick Norris" it says " Run while you can" :D

[zombieslayer67]

Chck norris doesnt wet his stamps.He looks at them and they wet themselves

[TheGayguy45]

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[bubbles1091000]

the sheep killed his self when chuck norris looked at him

[johnjohnZ77]

chuck norris's tears cure cancer too bad hes never cried

[johnjohnZ77]

for all you minecrafters god can walk on water chuck norris can swim on land....and notch can ban em both

[Monkeykingtime1]

Chuck norris dosent flush his toilet........ he just scares the shit out of it! haha

[piglywiggle]

Yo momma had such a bad sense of humor, she laughed her ass off at this video.

[Liamoh1994]

Chuck norris jokes aren't funny, and the person pineapplewithacoat said willy and for you Americans that's a dick.

[TheHippyhopp]

ur mom so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see whats behind it

[RobloxFootball]

Yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade!

[GamerXD54]

ur mom so fat, she jumped and got stuck in the air

[GamerXD54]

ur mom so fat, after sex i rolled over, and im still on the bitch

[GamerXD54]

ur mom so fat, i had to take a bus just to get on her good side

[MinecraftWidExmakarz]

YO MAMAS SO DUMB SHE THINKS CUROSITY KILLED THE CHUCK NORRIS, haha....

[BigG0707]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad

[izayaisawesome]

If Chuck Norris were to fight himself...he'd win

[izayaisawesome]

Chuck Norris killed Curiosity

[izayaisawesome]

Chuck Norris won "American Idol" using only sign language.

[izayaisawesome]

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick your cell phone, and kill everyone in the address book :O

[izayaisawesome]

Charlie Sheen calls it "Winning", "Winning" calls it "Chuck Norris"

[izayaisawesome]

Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread...

[izayaisawesome]

Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter.

[KiDiiFresh]

when chuck norris does push ups he doesent push himself up he pushes the earth down

[How1To1Be1The1Worlds]

Yo MaMa's SO FAT when she swims at the beach the beach all the japanese people start pulling out there whaling harpoons.....

[How1To1Be1The1Worlds]

Yo Mama's SO FAT when she goes to the beach all the whales start singing we are family nanananananaanan OH we are family

[How1To1Be1The1Worlds]

@ 0:26

BAM headshot!!!

[litenfotball]

your mama is so fat so she sell shadow on the beach

[legodiego1]

yo mama so fat when she tripped i didnt wanna laugh but the ground was cracking up. yo mama so ghetto when she breast feeds koolaid comes out

[eldiablo68]

@legodiego1 yum koolaid

[legodiego1]

@eldiablo68 lol

[MarkTooGreat]

yo mama so ugly thats she made a blind person cry

[MadaraJaggerjack]

Yo momma so fat, when i killed her in cod, i got an automatic care package

[codyMskates]

yo mamma is so ugly,when she goes to mcdonald's the happy meal frown's

[steven00707]

yo mama is so stupid she said bring a spoon when you said your going to the super bowl

[MrAwesomeangelo]

do you know whats the difrence between the titanic?the titanic sunk your moma is still floating

[core6198]

Yo mama so ugly that when she was playing the xbox 360 kinect, the kinect broke down! :o

[CTT2247]

yo moma is so fat she out on a red dress and went outside and some kid yelled HOLY SHIT ITS THE KOOLAID MAN!i!i!i!

[Noelyanez55]

yo mama so fat she has her own gravitational pull. yo mama is like a shotgun 2 cocks she blows. yo mama is so fat when she went sky diving every 1 shouted meteor. yo mama so ugly when she passes by da bathroom da toilet flushes. yo mama so fat dat when u hug her u got lost. lolz

[failz100]

Yo mamma so fat when she gets killed in call of duty the guy who killed her got a five kill streak

[THeGamErzzable]

Yo Mama is so hairy the only langauge she speaks is wookies (star wars) Yo Mama is so stupid she sits on the t.v en watches the coutch Yo Mama is so Fat she is a Map on Call of duty

[MrKillZone315]

yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and it smiled!

[Jehdiael]

Coming back from the FIRING RANGE I passed a town and this chick told me it was a NUKETOWN she suffered from RADIATION and contracted WMD? I went back to her VILLA the power was out, it was something to do with the GRID it was a CRISIS. We went to her room, she told me her name was HANOI then got undressed. I was in ARRAY of how much like a JUNGLE it was down there. After a few hours my pelvis CRACKED when I tried to LAUNCH my stuff and she reached her SUMMIT and screamed HAVANA!

[st4nleyn00b]

Chuck Norris will lose a fight when Justin Bieber goes through puberty

[sebastianlemus91601]

your mama is so stupid she put two battery up her ass and she said i got the power

[awsumpwnage99]

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did lol

[awsumpwnage99]

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad

[eddythomas21]

6:07 chuck norris can do a willy on a unicycle... right

[sandro19841]

Chuck Norris can speak Russian... in Chinese. 

[psyrodiiI]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris Still owns Soviet Russia

[StaticSniipezz]

Chuck Norris doesnt go swimming water just wants to be around him.

[supercj476]

chuck norris was walking down the street when a blind man bumped into him. chuck norria said "do you know who i am? im chuck norris!" the mere mention of his name cured the mans blindness. however, the first and last thing he ever saw was a round house kick to the face

[john55176]

chuck noriss crosses the road he got bang ang the car died

[SaphireFires]

this is not a joke but a fact: the natzies stoped the day after chuck norris was born

[magzilia]

Chuck Norris can burn a ant with a magnefineglass at night

[Sniffler09]

@magzilia magnifying you ignorant tard

[CesarTT81]

Chuck Norris beated all the Halo Series in 1 hour .. in a Play Station 3 

[ThatsMrGodToU]

Chuck Norris took a trip to the Virgin Islands. They are now just called the Islands.

[tobiaser501]

..Chuck Norris doesnt have a reflection; there is only one Chuck Norris ..Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories. ..When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?" ..Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic ..Chuck Norris tried to shave once. He killed the lawnmower. ..Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.

[EVILxSAINT]

yo mama is like a shotgun, 4 cocks and shes loaded

[11hawksfootball]

yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

[MrWingAttack]

yo mama so dumb she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

yo mama so dumb she tried to drown a fish.

yo mama so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.

yo mama so fat when she goes swimming people think there's a new island.

[OXGTHUNDER]

Your mom is like a chicken farm cocks flying out all day

[macforeveryone]

yo mamas so fat, when she goes to the beach, all the whales sing "WE ARE FAMILY"

[pizza928]

chuck norris farts nova gas XD

[xSpartanGokux]

When someone tells Chuck Norris a Soviet Russian joke, the Soviets get scared and dont reverse it...

[narwhaldude29]

Chuck Norris was born on April 30th 1948. Hitler died May 1st 1948 the Nazis surrendered may 2nd 1948

[lyrics4metallica]

@narwhaldude29

Hitler died in 1948? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON ABOUT?? LEARN YOUR HISTORY!!

Thank you.

[qwertyytrewq254]

I get more care packages than haiti

[pizza928]

@qwertyytrewq254 thats just awesome

[halo3pownstar6199999]

Yo mama so fat, she downloded cheats for the Wii Fit.

[SuperFz8]

DAMN THERS SOME CREATIVE FUKN PPL OUT THERE!!

[sunfish1998]

yo mama is so fat she jumped into the ocean and the ocean jumped out

[MHFUproplayer]

chuck norris doesn't go swiming, the water jus wants 2 b around him

[Orbits20Productions]

Due to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, the last Chuck Norris joke is possible, he just needs a time machine...

[beef459]

-chuck norris dosnt feel braile, he speaks it

-chuck norris, the thought of him can cause a round house kick

[PackerManForLife]

Chuck norris's tears cure cancer...too bad he never cries

[MrFloris101791]

yo mamma stinks so bad she made speed stick slow down

[MrRhinoStampede]

Chuck Norris just god back from Pakistan

[Xxninjazx]

chuck norris doesnt need the 1337 hack the 1337 hack needs him

[Mrtheman123]

chuck norris can kick you in the back of the face.

[omardude2]

yo mamas so ugly she made the devil pray!

[omardude2]

do they allow you to say ass in machinima?

[iitzmeh20]

yo mamma so hairy her nipples have afro's

Yo mamma is like a vaccum, sucks, blows and gets laid in a closet

Yo mamma is like a library... open to the public

yo mamma is like a hardware store, 2 cents a screw

yo mamma so stupid she put paper on the TV and called it paper view

[NewYorkHustlers]

yo mama so fat she takes a shower in a car wash

[ShackAttak1]

yo momma so fat she has her own zip code.

[SuperRyanboy123]

Yo mama so fat she tried to Photoshop herself, but then the computer said " crop limet reached" lol

[poopyisftw2]

yo mama so fat she actualy killed Chuck Norris

[tmerritt585]

Yo mama so stupid she shoved a phone up her ass and said "YOU HEAR ME NOW?"

[TonyRocksGuitarHero]

Chuck Norris went to play poker with a handful of Pokemon cards. . .and won

[boxhead32from]

@TonyRocksGuitarHero you mean chuck norris played poker with a piece of paper and won

[Thebumblebee1997]

Yo mama is so fat she makes optic nerve look skinny

[zenthex1234]

god was inspired by Chuck Norris...

[MrSmokingpotato]

pepole wear super man pajamas well...... superman wears chuck noriss pajamas

[DUBSTEPandMW2]

someone tell me who chuck norris actually is?

[Thawvideos]

@DUBSTEPandMW2 he's a 8 foot tall son of a bitch, who can eat a hammer and take a shotgun to the face and still be standing

[DUBSTEPandMW2]

@Thawvideos riight he sounds cool, was he in like a film or somit?

[Thawvideos]

@DUBSTEPandMW2 yeah don't remember name of the movie. search chuck norris on google. i think his original name is Charlos norris

[luckydog8816]

@DUBSTEPandMW2 hes in walker texas ranger idk y ppl like him

[crazyvidman1]

for those of you who don't know poker logic/hands a 7 and a 2 in one hand is the worst possible hand you can get.

[oc3ans12]

"Chuck Norris deleted the Recycle Bin"

I deleted mine like a few years ago...i don't remeber how but there is a way to do that like something with msconfig or something...can't remeber...but am i chuck norris now?

[JPtv4]

Yo mommas like a chicken coop cocks fly in and out of her all day.:D

[zoorroo66]

the one about chuck and the russian roulette he just got LUCKY and shot a blank

[footballhero8]

is this guy the same guy that does the top 5 minecraft creations videos?

[MrRayman1000]

@footballhero8 yep

[KIDROCK8568]

yo mamas like a buket of chiken shes fried greezy and every ones had a piece of her

[nyty31197]

u lucky bastard u got a gun ship in a care package :)

[aj777LoL]

Chuck Norris was born on the 1st September 1945. World war 2 ended 2nd September. Coincidence?? Me thinks not!! :)

[zoorroo66]

@aj777LoL

Chuck Norris wasnt born he was just created because the world was getting bored of fighting

[xboxb8r3hxbox]

you mama is so fat she had to go to seaworld to get baptized

[xboxb8r3hxbox]

your mothers so fat she thinks a quarteback is a refund

[chf29]

I can't believe noone left this one... Chuck Norris has had sex 1,000 times without losing his virginity. Because chuck Norris never loses!

[DJRoxas997]

@chf29 he lost against bruce lee

[IronMaiden6226]

@DJRoxas997 lol pwnd