ah the house of commons, at school we have to do a house of commons debate tomorrow... think the teacher wouldn't like us going OH fuck off and having a two drink minimum
"This heinous incident has brought us to the edge of oblivion, but our civilisation shall endure" And there's poor BW going "Shit, I can't even spell that..."
Actually, Jesus did have 4 other brothers: James, and Joses, and Judas, and Simon.
It is stated in Mark 6:2-3 -
"And when the Sabbath had come, He began to teach in the synagogue; and the many listeners were astonished, saying, "Where did this man get these things, and what is this wisdom given to Him, and such miracles as these performed by His hands? "Is not this the carpenter, the son of Mary, and brother of James, and Joses, and Judas, and Simon? Are not His sisters here with us?"
"Winston Churchill, one of the greatest orators of all time, may have been so fucked up on cognac and champagne that he didn't do some of his great speeches. They were done by a man from the BBC who also did Winnie the Pooh.
We will fight them on the beaches, in the air, on the land...Eeyore and Tigger!"
"The Only way its a Preformince Inhanceing Drug is if theres a big Fuckin Hershy bar at the End of the run" Purely the most funnist Line in the hole act
@NeoMeian i say we should punch em in the face kick em in the nuts set em on fire then throw them out of a commercial airliner without a parachute and a car battery attached to both ears then if you wanted to take it even further you could have a skydiver beat the shit out of him with a pipe wrench the whole way down
You gotta love how he gives it everything he's got. Never does it half ass
ardisardashti 1 week ago
Qaddafi Duck's quacked, er, cracked, er, croaked! ;)
obiwanobiwan13 2 weeks ago
"Hydrate you bastard, hydrate!" Hilarious. And the fact that it's factual only makes it better.
TerrorofDeath1229 2 months ago
''And you cant bomb the Afganies back to the stone age, because they'll go ''Upgrade!'' Fuck.''
LMFAO
HipiO7 3 months ago
Little yellow bombs, and little yellow food packages... ITS AFGHANI ROULETTE!
X.X man... even i found that in bad taste...
whiteboymanga 3 months ago
@whiteboymanga He said survivor the real game not Afghan roulette
ViDeOMaStErPaUl 2 months ago
congress with a two drink minimum
djbadlt 3 months ago
@djbadlt not enough drinks!
TheGman201 2 months ago
GET OUT OF THAT FOKKER YOU FUCKER, GET OUT!!!
XD
Blackforte180 3 months ago
"Poptarts" o_____________0
Magentaslover 3 months ago
5 people are omish and 1 is a blond xD
ScarletGirl27 3 months ago
"We will fight them in the beaches, in the air, on the land, EEYORE AND TIGGER!"
Premonition45 3 months ago 2
"It's not just a sin, it's a felony! So we have to keep track."
mokshalovely 3 months ago
Oh Kenny boy! The feds, the feds are coming!
Halo1138 4 months ago
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lol "I went in on a Monday and my stocks were gone, the enron-ron-ron-ron, the enron-ron-ron."
Sylisthedemon 5 months ago in playlist Stand Up Comedy 3
Great Post
WarriorMigs24 5 months ago
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sophocrat 6 months ago 2
Is that motherfucka wavin at me?! Goddayum!
elbronco80 6 months ago
Pop Tarts!!!
kurayami32 6 months ago
"Our economy is going--oh look at the kitty." BADASS!
doodly2BetterThanEvr 6 months ago
Nevermind. I found it.
lazyperfectionist1 7 months ago
"Applause break #2...."
AthleticNerd20 7 months ago
"Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, some get it for a graduation gift."
phinfan1972 7 months ago
oh shit i cant even spell that lol
Xxqwerty1997xX 7 months ago
"Our economy is-- Oh, look at the kitty...".
tthomaselli2 8 months ago 34
"I believe my worthy opponents-- Oh, fuck off!".
tthomaselli2 8 months ago
covered him in shite, and said "get out of that focker you fucker!"
Broadway3 8 months ago
ah the house of commons, at school we have to do a house of commons debate tomorrow... think the teacher wouldn't like us going OH fuck off and having a two drink minimum
lovelygirl18 9 months ago 4
Eoyer & Tigger, LOL!!
kinjvyas 9 months ago
Gadalfi Duck..ahahahahahahahahahaha..U are a legend Robin!!Greetings from Ireland.
mikiebart01 10 months ago 4
that little jinge he sings is that a real song?
WARMAKER1814 10 months ago
With pitchforks and colostomy bags, they defended England, something that the USA will never do.They are cowards by nature.
Ayatanoaqui 10 months ago
@Ayatanoaqui Don't start something here, kid.
jmjmjm97 10 months ago
@Ayatanoaqui Well, we do have guns, but we'd probably just shoot each other by accident "A guy with a tan! GET HIM!"
Tareltonlives 8 months ago 3
@Ayatanoaqui dont be mad we have nice teeth and pretty women
Runkleforskin 8 months ago
POP TARTS . . . . *euphoric look*
I hate pop tarts, but that made me laugh soooo hard
Revinita 10 months ago 2
hahaha he's definitely moved on from being the genie!
OCMBrookey 10 months ago
Did anyone else hear the camera guy cough at 2:40?
Empolo18 11 months ago
god he is the BEST love him:)
TimeLord9811 11 months ago
So now you're playing Survivor: The Real Game...great stuff!!
botherfly84 11 months ago 3
Robin Williams is the only Comedian who's movies Don't Suck....
MUDSWAT 1 year ago 31
@MUDSWAT What about Adam Sandler?
dtvhr 11 months ago
@MUDSWAT He's one of the few comedians that actually works in movies.
arcadepod100 2 weeks ago
@MUDSWAT i take it that you haven't seen Bicentennial Man
sarmadbutt 1 week ago in playlist bn
@sarmadbutt No.. I've seen it but, its not a comedy. I was referring to comedies..
MUDSWAT 1 week ago
@MUDSWAT jim carrey?
jlo2tefizay 1 week ago
its not just a sin, its a felony. so we gotta keep track.
dude they should actually do that but they dont
haydenfan05 1 year ago
I love robin's take on pres bush and how dumb bush really is
raeven1212 1 year ago 4
2:02-2:05 is just plain mean. i love tigger and eeyore
haydenfan05 1 year ago
4:59 'Nice' one.
027220 1 year ago
....POPTARTS!
HeirofAzaran 1 year ago 3
That Are alot of bottles of water, i understand 100%! that many ppl! shit i need 100 cans of Vodka ! Love you R.Williams
TheRidouani 1 year ago 2
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canadarules2012 1 year ago
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canadarules2012 1 year ago
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omg omg robin is sooo fucking funny
canadarules2012 1 year ago
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canadarules2012 1 year ago
omg omg omg robin is sooooo fucking funney
canadarules2012 1 year ago
"This heinous incident has brought us to the edge of oblivion, but our civilisation shall endure" And there's poor BW going "Shit, I can't even spell that..."
FTW, that's great
ServantOfOdin 1 year ago 3
if you concentrate hard enough. he looks like GWB from far away
ouggnoy 1 year ago
"Our economy is--oh look at the kitty" freaking hilrious
noscoper121 1 year ago 2
@NeoMeian A-fuckin'-men to that!
MrMistasmith 1 year ago
Upgrade! far
RemixMaster42 1 year ago
step away from the chips sir hahaha
qqqqwww05 1 year ago
Upgrade!
RemixMaster42 1 year ago
eww..icksnay on the okraysay.....hahahahahahaha!
ltuomela 1 year ago
lickin him for the salt...haha!
ltuomela 1 year ago
poptarts...peanut butter...and all u need is a ham and you got your self a red-neck christmas
mastershake629 1 year ago 3
4 people are fails
THEGRATENITE 1 year ago
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....shit i can't even spell that
RemixMaster42 1 year ago
I'm with you on that. Especially because of what they love to do to pedophiles in jail...karma is a bitch you sick fucks!
Witchcraft13 1 year ago
"Applause break number two."
I just pissed myself laughing.
mokshalovely 1 year ago 3
Wet Burka contest? LMFAO!
AceofSpadesau 1 year ago
POP TARTS...
Floppy2276 1 year ago 3
The man Robin Williams
WarriorMigs24 1 year ago
i love this one were Robin Williams says "W almost died from a fuckin pretzel" LOL awesome
DarkAngel50614 1 year ago 4
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WarriorMigs24 1 year ago
i'm thirsty lol xD
Mak1392 1 year ago 6
Jeez how many water bottles does he need?:-)
voyagerlover1000 1 year ago 4
Jeez how many water bottles does he need? :-)
voyagerlover1000 1 year ago 4
Classic...
Keeby12 1 year ago 5
wow he sweats like crazy
peruzka 1 year ago 5
@peruzka Apparently it was hot that night and the a/c in the theater had problems so they tried to cool him as much as possible lol
JayMofo1115 1 year ago 6
he has parliment correct it so fucking cool lol
HALLAWEENBOY 1 year ago 6
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Hitler only had one testicle
curlygirl52 1 year ago
"I believe my worthy opponents..." "Oh fuck off!!!!"
This guy is a classic!
Ohhthebackisnice 1 year ago 77
"So, the choices were: John Ashcroft...Dead guy!"
mitchroushart 1 year ago 35
Actually, Jesus did have 4 other brothers: James, and Joses, and Judas, and Simon.
It is stated in Mark 6:2-3 -
"And when the Sabbath had come, He began to teach in the synagogue; and the many listeners were astonished, saying, "Where did this man get these things, and what is this wisdom given to Him, and such miracles as these performed by His hands? "Is not this the carpenter, the son of Mary, and brother of James, and Joses, and Judas, and Simon? Are not His sisters here with us?"
savannamarigold 1 year ago
Hide the woman and the children and the number 0!
Epic!
IAMHEATHLEDGERZ 1 year ago 7
"Step away from the chip sir!!!"
TheSteelStallion 1 year ago 8
POP TARTS! 8 O
lukassnakeman 1 year ago 4
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"The secret service are going, 'GAME'S OVER, MAN!!!! Gilligan's Down! Gilligan's Down!' "
"We're gonna go after these folks and conduct a Crusade. And everybody in the room went 'Oooh, ix-nay on the Ucrade-say.' "
"...POP-TARTS!"
ROFLMMFAO!
Reaperluver 1 year ago
"Winston Churchill, one of the greatest orators of all time, may have been so fucked up on cognac and champagne that he didn't do some of his great speeches. They were done by a man from the BBC who also did Winnie the Pooh.
We will fight them on the beaches, in the air, on the land...Eeyore and Tigger!"
XD
MrPiroshii 1 year ago 7
i got greatness as a graduation gift ;)
StaraziaSelin66 1 year ago 2
@Lolabladder lmao thats what i thought too
GREYFOXEXE 1 year ago
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hulkbatman112 1 year ago
2:00 :D
TedSki82 1 year ago
SOME MEN ARE BORN GREAT, SOME ACHIEVE GREATNESS, AND SOME ARE GIVEN GREATNESS AS A GRADUATION PRESENT... Nice :))
PapagenoJuan2 1 year ago 3
extreame redudency yes come on
HALLAWEENBOY 1 year ago
"We're gonna go after these folks and conduct a Crusade. And everybody in the room went 'Oooh, ixnay on the Ucradesay.'"
holymasterchief 1 year ago 4
.....POPTARTS! :O lmfao
crazymusicalgoof7 1 year ago
"The Only way its a Preformince Inhanceing Drug is if theres a big Fuckin Hershy bar at the End of the run" Purely the most funnist Line in the hole act
KingdomDragon236 1 year ago 4
house of parliament, congress with a 2 drink minimum... xD genius! :D
even better with the Churchill speech, that was PRICELESS ^^
Baseballschaap 1 year ago 3
"This country will not be taken hostile"
*delete* *delete*
"....hostage" lol
EminemFan202 1 year ago 4
It's hard to have a call to jihad with a mouth full of peanut butter "jijjjjjjjj.....Ajijjjjjjjj" lol hilarious
CRZYCalindian 1 year ago
@NeoMeian i say we should punch em in the face kick em in the nuts set em on fire then throw them out of a commercial airliner without a parachute and a car battery attached to both ears then if you wanted to take it even further you could have a skydiver beat the shit out of him with a pipe wrench the whole way down
kenroy916 1 year ago
My God, he was on fire with this! Literally!
dffawaz 1 year ago
George doesnt talk while Cheney is drinking water
talk about a puppet lol
tussler21557 2 years ago 2
"STEP AWAY FROM THE CHIPS SIR!!"
obliviochamp5986 2 years ago 2
that and the leather and the dancing!!!
InterEDGE 2 years ago
Germany was called the Fatherland in WWII.
watchdog08 2 years ago
I don't get the Fatherland joke :( Could somone break it down for me, please?
gaz2206 2 years ago
Fatherland was a nick name for germany they called it fatherland 2 or therr years before hitler killed himself
TheKwachner227 1 year ago
"our enconomy is.....oh look at the kitty" lmao
WhoseLineBabygirl 2 years ago 5
all the germans are going "thats a good one"
my german friend broke out laughing because of that
Hockeyguy8541 2 years ago 4
today is a blue day, no orange, RED!
CoffeWaffleFry 2 years ago 3
"I went in on a Monday and my stocks were gone, the enron ron ron ron the enron ron ron."
hahaha:)
dxmania95 2 years ago
"Giligans down, Giligans down"
waunke56 2 years ago 8
Freaking hilarious! Always cracks me up!
brandomeow 2 years ago 3
oh look at the kitty.
wastagwaga 2 years ago 68
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JakkeFrit 2 years ago
"Overhere, George W. Bush, 'compassionate conservative'...... I don't know what that is, sounds kinda like a Volvo with a gun rack."
I love this guy.
NJNJNJNJNJNJ 2 years ago 6
"I threw my colostomy bag, covered him in shite, and said 'Get out of that focker, you fucker!'"
I lol'd
Shadowhog 2 years ago 9
@Shadowhog I think its spelt Fokker
spartan117825 1 year ago
POP TARTS...!
shyshutterbug 2 years ago 3
Sorry, Lassie, we're gonna have to put you down. rofl
jawhitfield1992 2 years ago
What is a focker (you fucker)?
Nick7nick 2 years ago
That would be a very old plane used in WWII
Speechie777 2 years ago
"Ya know, Timmy....zzzzt! Oh!"
Nick7nick 2 years ago 2
This economy is. . . . oh look at the kitty
the best
marlin3 2 years ago 8
"George W. Bush: A Compassionate Conservative...I don't know what that is, sounds kinda like a Volvo with a gun rack." lol Robin Williams is awesome!
MNelson1800 2 years ago 11
Got milk?
KLHOAHG
ChosenHero93 2 years ago 5
*gasp*
POPTARTS....
kristeno1213 2 years ago 12
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Speaking of Liberace, Williams kinda looks like him!
sayward12 2 years ago
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What the fuck is up with all these damn red "thumbs downs," man? SHIT! FUCK! TITTIE!
Your all FUCKING nazis, man!!!!!
Nick7nick 2 years ago
Ouch, sorry that wasn't meant to be mean. Promise.
sayward12 2 years ago
W doesn't speak while Cheney's drinking water. LOVE IT!!
houndz11 2 years ago 4
The economy is .. oh look at the kitty !! OMG freakin hilarious Robin Williams is
moneyguy248 2 years ago 135
Robin Williams is amazin!!!
sen31888 3 years ago 14
lol, 1:14 is my facourite impression that he does.
xmTHEGHmx 3 years ago 4
Get out of that Focker you fucker!
djbadlt 3 years ago 12
Step away from the chip sir!!!
atskeeter 3 years ago 12
"Gilligan's down! Gilligan's down!" LOL!!
xer0gt 3 years ago 10
"is that mothafucka waving at me!?" lmfao
rockinloud56 3 years ago 12
Fuck being politically correct! Robin the shit
thedarkfirelord 3 years ago 5
a true definition
Political correctness : we are making up shit as we go
carmanshuey 2 years ago 8
"We Will fight them on the beachs, in the air, on the land. Eore and Tigger!"
USMCKID20 3 years ago 12