How to handle a Chinese Telemarketer--hilarious!

[gleekflaglue6345789]

good one

[TheOriginalThought1]

No no, rape is a fitting punishment for female telemarketers by my retarded cousin Joppu. Specifically japanese and chinese ones.

[mario9dragon]

Uhm, how often might I get a Chinees telemarketer in Kentucky?

[sdaxm]

oh my god she's speaking so fast

[The501stLego]

About a week ago I got a Chinese telemarketer and I said "What do want you dog eating gook?". She hung up immediately.

[SilverDec9]

LMFAO!!!!! XDDD RANDOM NOISES FTW!

[sakuracow4869]

Telemarketer: If you can hear me, then why aren't you talking? (ah.)

ok. thank you sir (ah x3) Did you understand what I am saying? thank you sir, (ah?) thank you (ah?) t-h-a-n-k--y-o-u (eh?) Please kill me. KILL ME!

The rest is english.

[sakuracow4869]

Telemarketer: I said how much do you pay in phone bills per month?

dude: eh. (ok.)

Telemarketer: Eh WHAT? do you know(what your talking about?) Your not purposely trying to be funny, right. I'm telling you you can understand, right?

dude: eh. (yes)

Telemarketer: Then I said how much do you spend in phone bills monthly? x2

dude: eh, ah x2

Telemarketer: Can you hear what I am saying clearly? dude: em (yes)

Telemarketer: Then why aren't you talking? dude: ah? (what?)

[sakuracow4869]

Translation:

dude: AH?(What?) Telemarketer: Is it not very clear? dude: I can hear

Telemarketer:Just that ... free promotion... (telemarketing stuff) dude:ah. (ok.)

Telemarketer: ah. (ok.) dude: Ah? (what?)

Telemarketer: You can speak mandarin, right? dude: eh. (yes)

Telemarketer: Then what I am saying is all clear, right? dude: eh. (yes)

Telemarketer: "Then how much do you pay every month in phone bills?"

dude: AH? (what?) Telemarketer repeats

dude: ah. (ok.) Telemarketer: AH? (what?)

[civiclover1234friend]

fucking halarious idk how to spell its

[gr8oli]

lolz im LMAO

[CoD4life210]

durka durka?

[alawooz]

This is HILARIOUS!!!!

[SwifTst]

LOL nice

[guydudeasian]

For those of you who don't know: The lady is asking if he speaks Chinese. He replies with a stereotypical Chinese "ugh". She takes this as a "yes". And goes on to say her telemarketing stuff. Now he says "ugh" as a question. She asks him again if he speaks Chinese. He replies AGAIN with an "ugh". She takes this as a "yes". This process is repeated over and over until she gets annoyed.

[guydudeasian]

LOL a variation of the Yes?? Telemarketer Prank

[CidSilverWing]

Subtitles for those who don't speak Chinese would be nice

[Timmy7842]

I"M NOT FUCKIN CHINESE!

[Aeux]

loool..... 佩服， 佩服

[waldoistwisted]

True that. I used to be in telesales, had some a*sehole on once. I took his details and set him up with tons of companies which i knew would ring him and send him junk mail........mwhahahaha

[gbscms]

R u so stupid its illgal to do a scaming call u should fuck your self and go cry like a baby and by the way I can't believe your mom and dad let u do that stuff

GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET IF U SCAM PEOPLE!

lolz PWNED can u do better I pwn telemarketers

[waldoistwisted]

Are you fucking retarded? I didnt make the call, i passed on his details because he was an arsehole, like u

[darkeyce02]

scam? i dont see any scam in passing on a number...

[ApolloDriveSSBandido]

im a telemarketer so FUCK U ALL

if u dont like ur phone calls then say ur not intrested dont be rude, we r only doing our job, so FUCK OFF, and yes we have ur family's info and ur employer info, so dont fuck around bitches

[gbscms]

I pwn all telemarketers

[JolynnConley8]

so your saying you would kill someones kids or parents if they make you mad?

[antisocialist87]

What a lot of the people in these comments don't know -

If you're calling for a company that involves charity, ALL OF THE CALLERS HAVE YOUR INFORMATION, YOUR KIDS INFORMATION, YOUR SPOUSE'S INFORMATION AND YOUR EMPLOYER.

Don't mess with those particular callers - because they can get even, and many do.

[cassheng]

PLS stop it!!!  yr making me ROLF.. My stomach hurts ..

[humm1na]

lol dam chinese ppl just come out of the wood work haha this is funny vid

[frogger832]

you make yourself sound like a fag, and that women is stupid enough to waste time with a moron like you.

[flamingwing]

why wud u do tht ? thats evil ...

[qiranwang]

to the uploader of this video: FUCK YOU. We are all chinese, why do we have to do this to each other. That girl is just trying to make a living, if ur not interested in the offer, just hang up so she can move on to the next one.

[christheskitz]

dude shut the fuck up and go cry somewhere else.

[bored693]

We are all chinese, lol, I actually shead a tear for that comment, ya big pussy.

[TheSlackingDutchmen]

How do u feel now? Her manager made her go down on her knees to compensate for the lack of skills. She received no bonus and no provision, earning only the low basic hourlyfee's to feed her children from...

On her way back home after work she cried like a baby, thinking 'bout how you made her realize how bad her life sucks.

I think the poor girl jumped off a building, slit her throat, wrist or both, sold her children or threw them and herself in front off a speeding train.

[qiranwang]

couldn't agree more

[Squuuuuuuishy]

Or she kept her sanity and didnt do that.

[wrjamescom]

@TheSlackingDutchmen Excellent! The more telemarketers suffer, the better. Let's hope suicide catches on with them. Personally, I hope every one o f them are severely abused by their bosses and their spouses. They are deserving of no respect.

[wd40isgreat]

@TheSlackingDutchmen Good for her, less waste of food then.

[Discretion411]

LMAO!

[himynameisoleander]

this is so terrible...

[endlsswing]

we think telemarketers are annoying, but it's not like they enjoy annoying us. they have a shitty job and they know it. you made her cry and you should feel bad for it.

[atangvideo]

ur a fag for doing this

[life1992]

Was she crying at the end?!

SHe should've just called another customer!

[pyromaniac54323]

i can speak madarine orange banana fruit loop

[roxman132]

Oh yeah! Well i can speak captain crunch!

[hellstudios]

Cocoa pebbles is the language that dominates all.

[ReagenLionel]

@hellstudios

Fuck Cocoa pebbles.

Apple Jacks is the language of the gods!

[hellstudios]

@ReagenLionel nu uh.... cocoa pebbles / reeses puffs wins all. it's just common sense.

[Atomflux]

@hellstudios  Pfff. cinnamon toast crunch is the best.

[hellstudios]

@Atomflux Yeah right.

[djleeroy85]

LMFAO at the end!

[wahgwanwidcha]

I love this!

I have a very common Chinese surname but am not Asian and get MANY calls from Chinese telemarketers. It was recently brought to my attention that I am actually listed in Toronto's (Canada) Chinese white pages.

Next time I'm trying this.

[martha368]

thats 100% rascit gokustillownsyou, but i supose... this video IS really funny. HA HA HA!!! ahh. ahh? ah! AH!?

[lordzason]

好好好，很好！

[bezoniian]

i dont speak mandarin...but funny anyway hahahahaa

[halabalo195]

LOL!

[feiiAway]

2:36 - 2:40 she said jus kill me .. and u can hear her crying .. :( ,,

[martha368]

aww, did that really HAPPEN? coz that makes me feel SICK, and if that really IS true, this video is SAD!!! (as in both ways) <= o

[JCBJ96]

she is laughing and said do you speak chinese

[wiseye61]

why is she even trying? i mean she kept talking for two mins didn't she realised the guy wasn't paying attention...

[sophiehottie]

asshole

[MrsRichardArmitage]

That is not cool, you guys are mean -.-

[pencilmann]

not cool

[amelianightingale16]

hmmm weird lol

[reinuts]

You guys do know that 2:36, she starts sobbing and saying PLEASE KILL ME... PLEASE KILL ME... In Mandarin. This is just sad.

[amelianightingale16]

after that she said "i dont speak chinese"

[aldave]

no she asked "can you speak chinese, can you speak chinese... mandarin..."

[zeroxstrife250]

that made me cry

[zeroxstrife250]

this was just torture to her. You guys should've stopped.

[RodentExpert]

I did know that and it is sad. Just tell them to please not call again and you are sorry. That is not nice.

[wrjamescom]

@reinuts I think it's perfect! If only all telemarketers could get to that point and then eliminate themselves before calling to harass another victim.

[casandramar]

i think she cused you out man ha ha ha

[fangslayer]

basically, the telemarketer was like sir, do you understand mandarin, and asking him how much he pays monthly for his cell phone charges.

he replies with (ah!) which means what! or pardon in mardarin

[Muuzicfreek]

XD i did that too

[SolAurum]

Translation in the video plz

[JetHawk]

Why doesn't she hang up after the first minute? Are telemarketers not able to understand when they're being messed with?

[MrCombine]

I speak VERY little chinese but she basically was saying "Do you know?" or "do you understand" when hear the sound "Ma" that is a question

[chocoboasylum]

Should put like a translation at the bottom of the screen ^_^

[mighty58]

LOL!

[jonray107]

shes like saying i dont understand u and yea all that stuff shes basically like huh can u repeat that pardon me yea

[jonray107]

dey speaking mandarin she keeps saying ma at the end so i think shes repeatedly asking questions LOL

[cryvsspy]

at 2:30 she said "kill me" then started the crying/fake crying. damn telemarketers, serves em right.

[jiroft]

rofl1!!!!@@@!

[JooseyJuice]

She probably had a hard day at work or a bad hair day or something.

[ReikaiDemon]

I do the same thing xD Except I speak in complete Chinese to the local American telemarketers xD I actually like telemarketers, most of the time, I have a nice conversation with them, or play them some music from my instruments or mp3 player. xD

[04smallmj]

in the UK we get a lot of indian telemarketers. next time i'll talk in an indian accent!

[neardood1]

same in australia

[04smallmj]

Don't we love them! NOT!!!

[goldmagistrate]

I have the same phone. It's fucking garbage damn chinese phones

[Aeonation]

poor girl, she was trying to do her job, and you were being an ass. how would you like it if someone came into your work, and you were trying to explain something to them, and they just kept saying huh? over and over and over?

[Deago11]

dude its fucking telemarkerters... they dont take "NO" for an answer... so we have the right to fuck with them

[Aeonation]

ok dude, there job is to push someone in to buying something, its just there job ok, some people have no choice in the matter to be working as a telemarketer, so think about that before you go shooting your mouth off ok.

[Durken316]

actually people have a choice to work/ be want they want

[blueshrooms]

You smell like douche.

[ForTheMoon]

Actually Chinese people can be forced to do anything, I wouldn't be surprised if she had no choice in her job.

[boombye]

They should get another job so they can keep their dignity intact then. When you work with a place like that, you better expect people to be pissed off if you call them and interrupt their dinner.

[ahoplite]

lloololol ur soooo right

[homiedawgpoonz]

jerk... your mean she was crying

[SomeOne247]

AHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO

[dystopika]

BRILLIANT. Well-played.

[choujifan12]

Woah! I can speak chinese now!!

[konrox]

was she crying? she was like killme... and was she laughing or crying? that made me feel bad...

[exokopaka]

Yeah, what the hell?

[wmh1995]

wait, i just need to know this not bad or anything is he chinese and just messing with telemarketer or is he american or speak english and is just naturally funnny as hell my making htis random shit up

[judo55]

lol funny

[01DEATHWISH10]

haha my comment limit word box said "mings"

[Lykanthropos4]

Was that her on the phone cracking up from all the ahs and enhs? I thought I heard her voice squeak a few times like she was trying to hold back. Funny stuff.

[andorm]

ahhahahah ah

[Benjatastic]

If I were him, I would have said "Dui bu qi, ni keyi shuo zhong wen ma? No eengleesh" at the end.

[AllieGirlify]

@Benjatastic LOL This means: "I'm Sorry, Can you Speak Chinese?" in Mandarin.

[7Mystery]

My fellow Chinaman. Can somebody please translate that?

[CHNOnyon]

u r fuck stupid man!

[boombye]

It is her fault for having a job which annoys people, and she shouldn't be getting emotional, she knew the route she took when she got that job, it's all about disturbing people when they are busy and calling when they are unwanted.

[heituzi]

Absolutely. I don't like it when people say things like, "she's just doing her job!", because she chose the job. What if there were jobs where you're supposed to go beat people up for no reason. Would normal people accept that job? No way! I say, harass those harassers until they drop.

[jakman85]

This might be true in the US or other free countries, but in China there really isn't much choice since the government decides almost everything

[prmass1]

I didn't know learning chinese was so easy. Naaaa! Na! Naaaa! I have to take a crap. Naaaa! Naaaa!

[djhspawn]

sweet!! I loved it.

[JetHawk]

Why are these telemarketers so stupid? They take you seriously even though you're spacing out and messing wiht them.

[nonamesansnom]

lol