Damon Salvatore - Best Bitchy Moments - part 3

[cecip22]

"wake up woman! the world has moved on.." LOL

"Could you help me out a little bit??" to Stefan..pulling the leg of a vampire LOL

[wickeddragongoddess]

Damon is my badass vampire, I would so want him <3

[Xnostalgic94]

seriously"? is the music necessary!?

[ManofTomorow]

the little song in the back round is annoying! lol

[teruush01]

"Oh I understand.I understand.He's the reason you live.His love lives you up where you belong...I get it!" OMG :D I love him!

[natalijas97]

Elena: Damon now is not a time to be a lone ranger.

Damon: Fine. Elena you can drive a getaway car, hm?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU FAR THIS AWESOME VIDEOS!!!

[Damonslady7]

Damon- "Alright, give my regards to the sqirrels." lol:D

[Damonslady7]

Damon- "You have no sense of humor Stefan."

Stefan- "Acually I don't have no sense of Damon humor."

Damon- "Damon humor?"

lol I was laughing so hard:D

[chloehelton]

DAMON HUMOR.....!!!!

[DanielleMcG1992]

I love the music in the background! <3 Damon

[osnapitzria]

"cant wait" DAMON💘💘💘

[TheCindrellagirl]

0:53 :D

[nshilpa2005]

@musicdraganfly Hehe thanks.. I was pretty surprised no one had said it before me.

[DamonsLady25]

I love his little wave thing :D

[tvdprincess]

@Narutokyuubihokage02.....you should read the books!

[dlovatoloverx]

"give my regards to the squirrels" LOL

[M6RC6N]

he's like the new version of spike -the guy from buffy the vampire slayer

[musicdraganfly]

@M6RC6N Only all fizzy and stuff lol. Spike was meaner... Ah Man I miss Faith!

[M6RC6N]

@musicdraganfly totally agree with ya right their .....so who do you think is sexier ..spike or damon?

[PinkAngelFire130]

LOL season 1 Stefan, Elena , and bonnie disliked this.

[SuperPoPcornlover6]

i love 0:43 to 0:48

[nshilpa2005]

3 people have no sense of Damon Humor

[musicdraganfly]

@nshilpa2005 I was wondering if someone said this lol! Too bad I can only hit the thumbs up button on your comment once.....

[Iva9712]

-Ms Gibbonss.. tell me the truth..Are u married?

-No

-Parents, children.. anyone else who live in this property..

-No, it's just me.

-No? Good.. (flips her head off) :DD

[1983Dave1983]

@Iva9712 flips her head off? He snaps her neck. Her head remains on :-D

[misssoumsouma]

@Iva9712 WHY DID HE KILL HER ?? I LOVE HIM BUT SOMETIMES HES TOO EVIL !! :(

[TheCookie2770]

Stefan, Elena & Bonnie dislike? Baha!

[KaterinaEstafania]

lol.."wake up woman the world has moved on"

[Margarita9121992]

@KaterinaEstafania which episode is it?

[musicdraganfly]

@KaterinaEstafania I tell myself this every single day. Exspecially when I am dwelling on meaningless crap.

[Damonslady7]

@KaterinaEstafania lol:)

[BrunetteNinja12]

"If I had a good side. Not a good way to get on it." I have never loved anyone more <3

[laylabrad]

annoying song through out all the videos zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[TeamVoltturi]

Damon - 'IF i had a good side. not a way to get on it.'

[122vampire]

give me my regards to the squirrels HAHA funny XD

[MsCiasteczkoo]

Damon: " Everyone hates me... "

Me: Yeah, it's REALLY sarcastic, Damon...

<3

[duddez1234]

3 dislikes. 1 each from Stefan, and 2 random people he killed. :))

[blair808]

Love the end :)

[sambabii52]

Iam so Team Damon...besides he is way hotter than stefan..

[meMYSELFandI295]

"Elena you can drive the getway car" God, soooooooooo hilarious....no one is more funnier than Damon...he rules!!!

[TheTinchy99]

haaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaa are you married??do you have any cildren any thing??NO NO..good...hahahahhahahhaaaaaa­a

[leighaclarke9]

Idc wat any1 else says I think the music makes it funnier :) rly hope u make more these r hilarious XD

[MusiicRoolz]

hes a vampire and he cant move one body.... :L

[xPurpleDream]

Lol Damon is killing people with no problem.

[TheYuryloka]

i m in love with damon:X

[crispyfuller]

whaaaaat is with the music :( some of the lines get eaten cause of it

[Shandykey12]

0:35 man 0:35 That'S it xD

[hadar996]

0:43-0:48

he is so funny , i loveeee him

[cbaby987]

Great vid. Music sucks!

[TheKasia908]

0:53 - 1:02 hahaha! XD 

[xMsJacobBlackx]

Guess what?

EVERYONE HATES ME

LMFAO i laughed so hard at that bit

[leanora14]

hes the reason you live.. his love lifts you up where you belong. i get it.

omg LOL

[lauraxoxo17]

:33 lmaoooo

[Angelsgirl4]

Thumbs up if you have a GREAT sense of 'Damon Humor'

[elluw1]

i just love these damon's bitchy moments, he's so funny "..can u help me a little bit..?" ;DDD and he's so hot <3

[Team15Jake]

Damon's answer to everything...snap their necks...lol. 'give my regards to the squirrels.' I also love when he used to joke about Stefan's diet.

[percythebest1]

in first season he was ,,bad,, and that was good...but in season 2 was too good

[SlashFlash93]

his love lifts you up where you belong xDDDDDD

[majoweSlonce]

I hate this music.

[Angelsgirl4]

Thumbs up if you have a GREAT sense of Damon Humor!!!!!! :)

[mikmaine]

damon humor i love it!!!!!

[DokuroEmily]

* leans in and whispers* " Guess what? Everyone hates me" Lol but I love ya, Damon :D

Isn't it strange, the fact that he is hated by everyone in the vampire diaries but everyone OUTSIDE the vampire diaries would be willing to ' Procreate' with him. Or tries with him, whatever.

[bookworm260194]

@DokuroEmily hey i'd be happy if he compullsed me xD

[fbseugvfusbfkj]

brian kinney (gale harold) and damon salvatore(ian somerhalder) are the best.

i just love queer as folk and the vampire diares

[puddingmaster2]

"Give my regards to the squirrels."

Damon <3

[Ophra122]

nie rozumiem , ale fajne ;)

[elenouapeaca]

kaboom!!!! LOVE him to death

[SaLena94]

"Oh I understand.. I understand.. " 0:42 :D:D:D

[DominiqueEWeasley]

damon is a legend. 'damon, now's not the time to be the loan ranger.' lol

[sanneanita]

Damon is so funny !!!

[subforsubbbb]

0:41 elena: you dont understand...

damon: oh i understand, i understand. he is the reason you live(..) [doing that face]

hahahahahahahahahaha i laughed so hard.

[smsmee1441]

Kaboom!

[Narutokyuubihokage02]

Damon's the only reason i watch vamp diaries and if he dies, i bet that show is running off the edge to say goodbye

[raychal3]

only one person who doesn't have a sense of damon humor

[loveangl2011]

omg damon is so bittersweet i hate him and love him

[angekmoon2050]

Love the "can't wait" part in the end. xD

Love Vampire Diaries.Love Damon.

[brken]

"fine you can drive the getaway car"

"oh i understand, i understand... he's the reason you live, he's love lifts you up where you belong " lmao

[chicletyachillapeppa]

"Oh I understand. I understand. He's the reason you live. His love lifts you up where you belong." Damon says over dramatically. "I get it" Lmfao, I love him :)

[Melinda0229]

Damon rocks! He's sooooooooo cool and HOT!!!!! I love his cocky attitude!!!!!!!!!!

[SlemmePusekatt]

hate the music in the backround

[monique19ss]

oh gosh 1.11 I miss Anna!!! :(

[facabella]

oh no damon we love you ;)

[TheMipam123]

I LOVE that stupid music in the background! And Damon<3

[greecegirltwilight]

0:42!Lol!Love you Damon!

[greenlantern623]

I have a damon sense of humor :D

[xMsJacobBlackx]

"Get her outta the house. NOW!"

*puts hands on shoulders* "Miss Gibbons, tell me the truth, are you married?"

"No."

"Parents, children anyone else who lives on this property?"

"No, its just me"

"good :)"

SNAP.

[ladyswagg1992]

i always thought he was fucked up for killing the lady

[ClareesyPeasy]

Where is the "Kaboom" quote from?

[PhantomXAngel33]

Give my reguards to the squirrels. XP Come on, who doesn't love Damon?

[nmnguyen97]

Hahaha, God he's hot.

Damon, I'm free!!!! Who needs Elena

[pamudriA]

kaboom XD

[Mega123ash]

I really want someone in my world who is as funny as Damon

[xoJennaloverxo]

PART 3 AND 4!!:O I LOVE YOU! 8D

[46LCG]

Damon humor ftw!  Damon's pithy comments just make the episodes full of win!

[StellaMagix]

I love it =)

[PhilosopherOnWeed]

0.16....WTF?

[ilyxxMusicLuverxxily]

Gibe my regards to the squirrels lmao luv him!!

[Romanticvampyre6]

0.17 XD he looks like a kid XD

[Romanticvampyre6]

There series are so hilarious ! XD Well done !

[Zi3g3np3t3r]

Stefan disliked that.

[joliebunny88]

@Zi3g3np3t3r yeah coz he has no sense of damon humor.

[El3anor]

@Zi3g3np3t3r  LOOOL

[projetsmith]

@Zi3g3np3t3r HAHAHAHA

[AlmostVicky]

@Zi3g3np3t3r

And then he told Elena to dislike...

[rodionovarina]

@Zi3g3np3t3r ahhaahahahahaaaaaa

[cleopad1]

"DAMON, not is NOT the time to be the 'lone ranger'"

"hmmm okay elena...you can...you can drive the getaway car, hmm?"

"damon, you don't understand!"

"oh i under stand, i understand. He's the reason you live. His love lifts you up where you belong. I get it?

LOL, Damon MAKES the show. Without Damon, this show would be the worst flop in Hollywood history!!!!

[Romanticvampyre6]

@cleopad1 No, Twilight would be the worst flop :)

[mrscrazygirl007]

0:17 :D

[123ilovevampires]

"All right. Give my regards to the squirrels."

[myapplesarepurple]

"actually, i just hav no sense of damon humor."

"damon humor?"

[Namikaze901]

Team Damon

[ilikechoco123]

Damon humour is awesome -3

[Caro14Twitter]

SO CUTE ' Damon Humor?' HAAAAAAAA LMAO

[kaitlin91]

great video, i just can`t seem to focus with that dam chessy music haha! it gets in my head

[Music102Lover]

"Give my regards to the squirrels."(oow hoewever you spell it) LmfaoxD

[TheTinaTheGirl]

"OK, Elena you can drive the get away car"

[nicolerabbit101]

i loveee damon,

what happened at 0:13?

[sfinn85]

@nicolerabbit101 It's from Episode 16 "There Goes The Neighborhood" and Stefan begins to rebuke Damon for him being caught with Matt's mom when Frederick and Bethanne crash in through the window and attack them.

[khodia16]

I LOVE IT WHEN HE DOES THE EYE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Turquoise1du44]

"Can you help me a little bit??" Hahahahahahahaha his face is priceless !

[TVDF1]

AWSOME!

[Nessarocks100]

Do you have a clip of Damon's quote : "Aren't you afraid one of these days the forest are gonna get together..."???

[CANDYxROCKS]

0:07 Kaboem!

[alishaandlaurabffs]

Damon: u have no sense of humour stefan

Stefan: actually i just have no sense of damon humour

Damon: Damon humour?

Damon: ok elena u can drive the getaway car

Damon: Anyone else on this property?

Women: No just me

Damon: Good **snaps her neck**

Damon: i no you hate me **leans in** guess wat everyone hates me

<3333

[HeyImNeco]

"I know you hate me. Guess what? *whispers* Everyone hates me." love you damon <3

[stylefr3aky]

'Can you help me a little bit?' He is so funny :D I love Damon

[imfreakinout1111]

i love this so much.

i'd rather pick damon than stefan.

[XxXCherryBombXxX1]

Damon- you have no sense of humor

Stefan- Acctually i have no sense of Damon humorr

Damon- Damon hummor???

haha stefan needs some Damon humor thumbs up if ya agree xx

[LoveYouJB4Ever]

i like this scen 0:20 - 0:24 haha

and this 0:30 - 0:33 Damon you are sooy funny.

I love this Damons bitchy moments i don`t know what i dan if it not exist.So thanks

[PurpleNymph]

I DONT HATE YOU DAMON!!! ;)

[GirlishAudience]

Love it-- Damon is the heart of the series. What would they do without him? Nothing interesting. I love these, you did awesome! 5 Stars!

[kirasparrow]

i love your series about his bitchy moments, i really do. especially for the very stupid music running in the background. xD

from 0:21 on, when damon tries hard to put the body away and stefan's just standing there.. i love this scene! so funny.. :D

and in this video the very last part after the "to be continued"... you made the end of the video so perfect by adding damon's "can't wait" ^^

[xxxsagafanxxx]

@kirasparrow thank you :)

[DarknessWithenMe]

i liked the part where somthing bursts throught the window and Damon looke all confused

[lifelessangel11]

the thing that is funny is the stupid music in the background

[DamonSalvitorsGirl]

damn, damons hot;D

[iniamhy]

hating that damn cheesy music

[TheMissMuzzy]

'kabooomm.' x'D

[DamonDiaries]

@TheMissMuzzy witch episode it it in 0:07 ??? " Kaboom" XDDDD

[sfinn85]

@DamonDiaries Episode 16 'There Goes The Neighborhood' :-)

[Avenged7XKid4Lyfe]

LOL at the ending with the "to be continued" part. XD

[AnimeLoverForever16]

luv the happy tune in the backround... its ridicously familar lol

keep it up

[FlyGirlz2]

So whats ur saying is, damons just bitchy in general

[unqteo]

I have a guy at my job with the same eyes! It is unreal! 

[concaveable]

from all the badass assholes out there are you my favourite one , demon ! :)

[chattymonkey96]

"Damon humor?" XD

[Humlieisded]

which episode is 0:08 from?

[D4LxxNE]

If Damon dies in the tv series and in the books.. well, let's just say.. world war 3 is about to start. :)

[sexcidamon]

@D4LxxNE LMFAOO !! SOTRUE ! nd i will b the first 1 to start it in maryland :P

[KesObsessed]

Everyone hates me.

lol I loved the last episode (bear in mind, i live in the UK) where Damon's talking to... whatever his name is... Tyler's uncle. Anyway and he's told "Damon Salvatore, I've heard great things about you" and Damon just replies: "Really? 'Cause I'm a dick."

He makes me laugh.

Love Damon!

[berhati20087]

'give my rgards to squirrels' lmfaooo

[Anoniimeme]

WAKE UP WOMAN THE WORLD HAS MOVED ON !!! Gotta love Damon ! 

[SqueenTangerine]

I love Damon, he's such an asshole.

[errmae16]

haha I LOVE DAMON :)) so funny

[ganeve4000]

Give my regards to squirrel :D :D :D

[bubbasprouserox]

0:17 lmao

drags body across floor. *can you help me out here?

[CrAzYCaSsThEQUeEn]

holy shit, part 0:50 to 1:00 is awesome XDDD what a badass

[TheLiketosmile]

What episode is 0:35 from?

[Sensoriq]

@TheLiketosmile I think it was 17 but i'm not shure

[Cookie4125]

ahahahahha!!! XDXDXDXD

im really not a damon fan, but he is soooo funny!

[noellestarr228]

Ian Somerhalder MAKES VPDs! If he werent in it, it wouldnt ben this friggin awesome thanks so much for making these vids!!

[khodia16]

does he have to gummie bears kissing @0:17????????

[goudcheese]

the whole SHOW should be in this music! <3

[hsmchick28]

Damon humor <333

[TheAshleighJaramillo]

what episode is 0:14??

please answer

[Ezmeraldee]

@TheAshleighJaramillo Founders Day The Last In The First Series.

[sfinn85]

@TheAshleighJaramillo Episode 22 "Founder's Day" (Season 1 finale)