Standard Operating Procedure

[Coecoo]

Are those stitches made with strings of duct tape?

[XxRandomxNamexX]

....Should I be awake for this?

[iamnanosec]

call it.

wheres the phone?

I HAVE NO IDEA!!!

[ua98s]

hahahahaha

[paddymoep]

The vibration made his heart beat again OR the cellphone IS his heart.

[ZzRvXzZ]

i didn't get it.

[nightsfire]

@ZzRvXzZ When a patient dies in a hospital, they say, "Call it," when they're giving up on resuscitation. What they're "calling" is the time of death.

[ideeman1994]

Archimedes No!

It's filtzy in thar

[werwr4]

rofl i got a cooking knife comercial for the advertising!! hahahahahahahahah!

[Whiskey21882]

Callings for whimps, TEXT THAT SHIT

[AnEnragedBear]

OH GOD IT'S A ZOMBIE

[BadassPandas]

3 things i didn't expect in 5 seconds.

[IamKBMN]

It's actually a bomb.

[xDing4D]

i just read like 10 comments, 6 of them was something with Meet The Medic. MEHDICK!!!!

[nixwut]

@DoctorEthanAsia It'z filthy in there!

[nixwut]

Zon't worry, phones grow back. (No zhey don't)

[Trebuchet1221]

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

[generallemur]

... And when he woke up, his cellphone was missing! and the caller was never heard from again!

Haha... anyways, That is how I lost my medical license

[Berserkedy]

cyanide and happiness crew!

[bewareofwil]

Is that Jon Heder on the table?

[kibrorgat]

i want that ringtone :D

[AlejandroRoggio]

ohhhh Cyanide and happiness, now i get it

[blender124]

Since when do doctors use electrical tape to seal up an incision?

[ChuckleheadTom]

Achemedes?

[chickenfishy09]

Thats how i lost my medical licence.

[Shineypillz]

@chickenfishy09 archimedes noooooooo!...its filthy in zer!

[MTdaBlacking]

@chickenfishy09 What's your real name ? Gregory House!?

[Airickk2021]

i dont get it . . .

[Lazykyosuke]

@Airickk2021 "Call It" is what doctors say when a patient dies (when a nurse recalls the time of death), but the doctor/nurse/random guy wearing operation clothes said "Call it" meaning call the cell phone that is in the body..... Now that i think about it a lot went into this 5 second film

[Airickk2021]

@Lazykyosuke Thanks Doc LazykyosukeLazy! ! ! Thumbs up for Lazykyosuke for explaining it to us!!!

[XHackSlashX]

Where you goin' with this bro?

[kevintaekwondo]

NO!!!!! GIVE HIM AIDS!!!!!

[zainpure]

Wow, the 2 top comments reference 2 other doctor videos.

[SeeDMT]

How did he get reception in there?

[jerod209]

Call it

NO, give him AIDS

[123halofreak]

@jerod209 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[therealandycook]

@jerod209 lol 432 thumbs up

[TheSqueezedLemon]

HAhahaha, anyvay, that's how I lost my medical license.

[iiSocrates]

you guys are so amazing

[magicaIpineapple]

i dont get it

[AC3FACE]

NO! give it AIDS

[Shimus36]

One could say..

*puts on sunglasses*

HE WENT THROUGH THE RINGER

AWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAH

[papercowmoo]

@Shimus36

that's not how you do it. good try, though.

[Pokebob1]

lol

[randomxfirerecording]

Like a surgeon

Operating for the very first time...

I can hear your heart beat

for the very last time!

[123halofreak]

Where is Docter Eye?

[codyownz2]

No, give him AIDS!

[Kidzilla99]

ooʇ ƃuıɹɹǝɟǝɹ ǝɹ,ʎǝɥʇ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ 'ɥɔʇɐʍ oʇ uoısıʌǝlǝʇ ɹo sǝıʌoɯ looɔ ǝq plnoʍ ʎǝɥʇ ǝʞıl ɯǝǝs ʎǝɥʇ ǝʞıl 'sǝɔuǝɹǝɟǝɹ ǝɥʇ pooʇsɹǝpun noʎ ɟı looɔ ǝq plnoʍ ʎǝɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ʇnq sʇuǝɯɯoɔ doʇ ǝɥʇ puɐʇsɹǝpun ʇ,uɐɔ noʎ ɟı dn sqɯnɥ┴

[cartuner555]

@Kidzilla99 The very top one is referencing a game, called Team Fortress 2. There's a video called "Meet the Medic". That's where the quote comes from, go check it out.

[AZNFlipy12]

@Kidzilla99 nope

[Kidzilla99]

@AZNFlipy12 sense

[AZNFlipy12]

@Kidzilla99 pennies

[TheRomanPraetorian78]

@Kidzilla99 ¡looɔ ʞool ǝɯ sǝʞɐɯ ʇı ǝsnɐɔǝq uʍop ǝpısdn ǝʇıɹʍ llıʍ ı

[Kidzilla99]

@TheRomanPraetorian78 I will not take the simple step of reading the comment to understand what it was about. Nice try brony-fag

[TheRomanPraetorian78]

@Kidzilla99 I will ask for thumbs up and imitate my rival to make some sort of irony, then call him a homosexual to to make it even more obvious that i am a troll. Nice try idiot (also "nice try"? seriously that makes no sense)

[Kidzilla99]

@TheRomanPraetorian78 Does trolling really give you that much of a boner or are you seriously thinking that my comment was actually asking for thumbs up? I mean I know your generation is generally uneducated.... but.. you can't recognize simple satire when I'm virtually holding your hand and leading you through it with the comment itself?

[TheRomanPraetorian78]

@Kidzilla99 fair enough, but neither of the top comments were asking for thumbs up in the first place, you can understand my confusion. and if your going to insult me please say something that i haven't heard a million times before, seriously the only people who say "fag" or put down minors because their brain is bigger than then are people who are 1.idiots or 2.people parodying idiots or 3. people who can't think of anything else

[tomatoto64]

what's the name of the ringtone ?

[TwilightVsSnorlax]

I don't get the top comments...

And the top comments are the best parts of 5secondfilms D:

[cartuner555]

@TwilightVsSnorlax The very top one is referencing a game, called Team Fortress 2. There's a video called "Meet the Medic". That's where the quote comes from, go check it out.

[MrGaexs]

@TwilightVsSnorlax Archimedes is the bird from meet the medic of team fortress2 (a game)

Check it on youtube "meet the medic"

[TheGhostFilmer]

Well, I guess he answerd

*Puts on sunglasses*

Natures Call

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHH!!!!!

[Zoshimo]

Doctor 1: "Call him."

Doctor Eye: "No! Give him AIDS!"

[XwhitmanX]

GIVE HIM AIDS.

[doooomster]

ITS A NOKIA PHONE <3

[Kainlarsen]

@doooomster No, wait, it says United States on the page.

...Well, that doesn't prove anything. I stand by my conviction.:D

[Viewtube865]

I watched this video on my cell phone with no bars.

[karlisown]

watch?v=ZUhjFPyr2WU

[Anogeert1800]

I dont get the aids joke?

[MicWings06]

@Anogeert1800 Because C&H often mention AIDS in their comics.

[BaschVonRonsenburg]

@Anogeert1800 MicWings got it wrong, it's because a past video by 5secondfilms, one of their most famous ones actually, called Dr. Eye I believe is about a doctor who heals his patients by 'GIVING THEM AIDS'.

[Shadowking640]

Archimedes?

[Musicjoe11]

Who ordered this operation? The Joker!?

[Thunderfork]

really? cyanide and happiness and 5sf? awesome

[NoobChewer]

CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Serpette94]

xD the description

[Angerfist1211]

Tom Green?!

[bestfreak]

Does somebody know the name of the background song??

[EmosDontExsist]

Awhhh, the Give Him Aids top comment is already taken... :(

[GarmaZabi]

Ohoho MAN. You would not BELIEVE... how much this hurts.

[Dasyati]

HEY I RECOGNIZE THOSE GUYS!! No wait I don't because they write a webcomic.

[offlineable]

"ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL PROCEDURE!" - Medic

[crzycrzy14]

I wonder if he gets roaming in there

[DKnuerr]

If only we (If only we [If only we])

Were doctors [doctors]

[julzk23]

@DKnuerr hahaha

[Luke00126]

@DKnuerr @TheKingofnoob lol, you to :D I lol'd so hard

[LunaAumento]

@DKnuerr Cyanide and happiness! :D

[QKlilx]

@DKnuerr Why does this sound so awesomely familiar? A Google search brings up nothing...

[DKnuerr]

@QKlilx Barbershop Quartet Performs Surgery

[TheSolaRei]

@DKnuerr ?

[DKnuerr]

@TheSolaRei It's a joke. Cyanide and Happiness - Barbershop Quartet Performs Surgery

[TheSolaRei]

@DKnuerr oh

[Clubmeber2869]

@DKnuerr Ooh... this should be thumbed up

[StackCityEntOfficial]

@DKnuerr What?

[FartingPenguinProd]

@DKnuerr For everyone confused, I believe this is a C&H joke.

[Clubmeber2869]

@DKnuerr .!? I don't get it

[AlejandroRoggio]

@DKnuerr I dont get it

[JordanJWaffleMan]

@AlejandroRoggio Go look for Cyanide and Happiness

[Ilikecookies009]

@DKnuerr I don't get it.

[DKnuerr]

@Ilikecookies009 Cyanide and Happiness - Barber Shop Quartet Performs Surgery

[Ilikecookies009]

@DKnuerr Oh right. Watched it before lol. How could I not get that?

[TMLorfing]

Bong, Bong!! CLEAR!!!

[514232415]

"Starring the guys from Cyanide & Happiness!" ... oh hell yeah ...

[infrafan]

Damn it Joker.

[ChronoTwist]

"Can anybody operate heavy machinery?"

[dismemberednecromorf]

knife in hand, what?

[xCyanide37x]

i feel like i am meant to comment on this video...

[ThePhoenixThree]

I LOVE CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS :D

[MrMoonpopm]

Cyanide guyz :D

[Alienspider1]

C&H AND 5sf? I can die happy

[hdbuster18]

another successful procedure! *glove slap*

[hdbuster18]

That Was Doctor Assisted Homicide aahahahahaa!

[touchsmart0]

pff they should of let me do this, i have a PHD....

A PRETTY HUGE DICK!!!!!

[TheKingofnoob]

Archimedes, no!

Itz flitzhy in thar.

[utopret]

@TheKingofnoob I wonder how many will get what you are referring to.

[CzechMate44]

@TheKingofnoob epic reference

[bloodsuckern]

@TheKingofnoob tf2 much

[FlareRider123]

@TheKingofnoob Ugh. Heh, birds.

[Beecels]

@TheKingofnoob

FROM THAT ONE VIDEO WITH THE VIDEOGAMES RIGHT?

[tfhkyoshi]

@Beecels lol "that one video with the videogames"

[GarudaSmash]

I was gonna say inb4medicjokes, but...

[karinosai]

You are not going to BELIEVE, how much the phone company is charging for this crap.

[deadindogyears]

ok so If i recall

rob is on the operating table

matt is the tallest one...

so is dave the one with the phone and kris the one saying call it?

[zanygamerx]

these videos....are incredibly hard to watch while eating.

[CyberClone138]

lol

[goodolpaul94]

GIVE HIM AIDS

[b3astieboi2]

hahahahaha



[guga2artes]

holy crap! Apterygiformes got more thumbs up than views + thumbs up of video!

[KillerKamster]

doesn't it look like he stabbed himself?

[Cryohtusk]

Hah, reminds me of the phone bomb in The Dark Knight.

[spontaneous09]

i thought he was gonna say call it (as in heads or tails) to let him live like that shotgun guy....

[metalbeast99]

then who was phone?

[FacelessDeviant]

I expected him to exclaim "FINALLY!" and impale himself on the knife.

[ApcoHucT]

Kris Wilson...?

[p3ngu1n48]

@ApcoHucT Dave.

[AwakeandAlive17]

Yes!



[BrechPro]

Anybody expecting them to give him aids?

[SmashLiXs]

somehow i'm thinking of joker

[crossxfuse]

why was he holding a knife??

[ThePhotory]

@crossxfuse The phone was inside of him and he was going to answer the phone so he had to cut it out

[Flaxzorhaxor]

@ThePhotory well duh ofc but he ment why did he even have it in the first place xD

[TheMaskedInsomniac]

@snoipn This!!

[TheLovableMan2]

@snoipn

wow that didn't even make sense kill yourself for using a retarded meme

[PainisCupcakeee]

@snoipn that made no sense

[mrsims2]

@snoipn Dude that shit isn't funny....at all.

[lrb1692]

@mrsims2 I'm glad some people aren't retarded. Thank you.

[Kaiza20]

@snoipn NOPE, nick tesla

[kevlonk]

Call it...Friendo...

[davidpholtz]

metal gear PHONE

[Baalthazzar]

You gotta tell us how you got to work with the Cyanide & Happiness team!

[adam145]

I wonder if they made him look like a cat or something

[MarZakGaMing]

HOLY SHIT THATS MY RINGTONE!! IM NOT EVEN KIDDING! :O

[mrladiesman99]

422 thumbs up? wtf top comment you r gay

[Rootbeersupreme]

PLS CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME THE NAME OF THE SONG???

i heard it on so many videos!

PLS thanks! ;)

[10dmcghee]

Must work for the NHS.

[TheBrianJ]

Did they just call Archimedes?

[epohnopulse]

Why is there a KITCHEN KNIFE in that operating Room? BUDGETS?

[peytonmanning1288]

I didn't know that hospitals used large kitchen knives for surgery.

[Nixel85]

NO,

Give Him AIDS

[NoHeadsProduction]

@Nixel85 I knew I would see this comment.