American Idol Auditions Season 7

[NetTubeUser]

2:55 - lol Simon, completely stoic and so blase: ... -_-

[NetTubeUser]

"78683" is the number of tomatoes that people have thrown at him? :D

[znpiegrandma654]

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[isMaxy]

Lol, I remember watching the first guy!

[Madman9393]

god damn xD LOL LOL LOL

[ShilohPunk9]

4:23 - 5:02 Is the scariest thing that I have seen in my life.

[1martuska]

My God! How many sicko's are in this country. If you watch Brittains got talent, you will NEVER see this kind of insanity or any other European talent show for that matter. Yikes! This is scarey that they even allow these psycho's near the judges.

[jst1998]

Paula always behaves like she's on drugs...

[mrfalafl]

I don't mean to be hatin' but FFS its so easy to get a stream from the TV and record it in a non-fail way.

But your too lazy for that aren't you...

[detective146]

simomns face at the no sex one is hallarious

[Icec33]

i'm scared....

[snuggylilangel]

That stalker man was scary...

[crackheadnayali]

yeahh!! i always thot that it'd be fun too! i cld have met anoop! :p

[tiger2hunt4me]

well the the 2nd girl and the 3rd girl i mean they are good but they need to get teached how to do this shit

[pml08usaf]

These people are trying too hard. If they just sang with their own voices, and didn't try to show that they can hold notes, they may actually be okay. Also, if they didn't try to imitate the people who sang the song originally, it may not be so bad.....maybe....

[capitanrg60]

YOU ARE MY IDOL BRUCE

[kecu0]

That bloody man in that outfit! Dude, I'm scarred for LIFE! XD

really funny, though..stalker man! XD

[Skuld05jenx]

hhaha. ANYTHING to get on the tv

[KaYSeR909]

nyahahahahahahaha!!!!!.....

[xsherylx123]

whoah... thats kinda bad..its sad they laugh at him.

[kkovs81]

4:30 SO CREEPY

[buerm009]

I'm sure you must mean ratio and not ration. How can you say people are stupid while using incorrect spelling, grammar, and punctuation.

[123kkambiz]

Sorry the correct version,

I am sure there are lots of these stupids in US, just take the ratio of these stupids in US idol show and compare it with US population.

[jennic217]

what???? u r ovbiously so bored that u just go around on youtube typing random letters in. plz dont do it!!

[thisissofreakingay]

i feel sorry for the first guy!

[RSDjam17]

the third person actually sounded amazing. but she kinda over did it. maybe if she drop the little Amish outfit and just be herself she would have made it through

[TheRealQwertyMaster]

I was to contact Mythbusters because I always thought black people were the best singers ever. This myth, I mean... Oh, man! We need no Mythbusters here. Not all black people sing very well! I know that now for sure! Bye!

[withthemostcake]

well that was just silly to think that all black people can sing, or dance or any stereotype. just like it's silly to think that white people can't dance. where is common sense. it's one thing to joke about stereotypes, but to really believe them tickles me. we aren't moving forward anytime soon, lol!

[aibcomeback]

the guy in the costume is such a fake who wanted his 10 seconds of fame!!

[XshroudedhazeX]

lol ya but he was funny, cant stand to watch those people who think their good go up there and begin to sing and they actualy suck then cry or get mad when their kicked out. At least this guy KNEW he couldnt sing worth a damn!

[singingqueen275]

ahahaha randy in 4:33-35

[BadAttitube23]

and i thought England was crazy..

[fasionlady1999]

shouldnt he have put his robe back on before going out there?!?!?!?!?! lol! cool. 5:59-6:04 llllllllllooooooooooooolllllll­llllllll!!!!!!!

[PhreakStep]

The guy who waxed his chest hair is a comedian he done that on purpose like the guy in X factor who was impersonating stevo-o

[FiyeroUnderstudy123]

Did anyone else notice Paula's face when that fat guy took off his robe?!!!! Lol!!! WTF man! That is classic!!! LOL!!!

[fasionlady1999]

yeah

[chickypoo445]

the first dude looks like he would be a good basket ball player

3:35 damn! put some appropriate freaking clothes on!

[jess0687x]

randy always agrees with simon - as soon as simon says something, randy will say the same thing even if he was saying the opposite until simon spoke.

[popcicle1423]

3:35 waS SOOO GGROOSS

[JaneDoeXF]

1:35 lmaooooooo randy looks so scared

[TomValedro]

rofl 4:33 fucking scary

[afterthesirens]

Black females 18-25 seem to have the stereotype that they can all sing

[Lywnis]

this is what happens when u try to be Christina Aguilera - experimenting and twiching the voice is friggin annoying!!!!!! this means u cant sing,dammit... wtf, u all know this.why do i say this? :)

[Indyfilms123]

The stalking guy is creepy. He never took his eyes off of Paula. And in the middle, you can hear him whisper, "I love you."

Paula is walking around with bodygaurds now! HA!

[teikominowa]

lmao let my pepo goooooo

[aznfilmfan]

lol love the constume guy. =]

[pigamini]

wierd......

[SgtGForan]

LAWL

[bigtiger4x4]

You sound like a retard! lol

[supermalv85]

gosh i find none of these vids are funny. but yet i can't stop watching it. i guess that's why they call it humilitainment after all.

just.. ouch..

ouch

[dittogucci]

wat a bunch os loosers

[ExitiumD]

you fucking mark my comment as spam because i gave the name of the intro song to someone who want to know the name of it? how poor..

[microchic]

for that guy to go and shave/wax all his hair off, just for them to not even listen to him, poor guy

[corkeythewoo]

whats depressing is so many good people are overlooked so they can fit in the dumbasses like this guy!

[gabgazou]

the last guy who sing doncha is my hero

[SlaveOfGod1993]

well at least they had guts to go out there

[rompstomp602]

sum of them just went up there for fame ( like the Doncha Guy)

[angelpuppy43]

lol! so funny! hahahaahahahahahahahahhhhhhhha­haha!

[milliondollergirl410]

they r soo funny and that one is so creepy

[Glinda041592]

the first ine is so funny

[jonnytaconzo1012]

rofl lol :):):):)

[Firestarlover265]

...........wow

[1xxboboxx1]

hey whats the song at the begging i kinda liked it...

plz reply

[callmethepure]

let my people gooo!

[Chocstarfish]

*sigh* "alright lets have a look."

did that not sound wierd to you? lol

[margeauxaimee]

lol these are so funny

[Gianna428]

WATS THE BLACK GUYS NAME -THE FIRST GUY

[Gianna428]

OMFG I SAW THE FIRST GUY - THE AFRICAN AMERICAN WITH THE DEEP VOICE IN PHILADEPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA TODAY BY INDEPENDENCE HALL AND STUFF AND YEAH OMG HE WAS DRESSED UP AS A DUDE FROM THE FRIKIN 1700s OMGGGGG I FRIKIN SAW HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­1

AHHHHHHHHHHH

[damdarch]

Time to Say Goodbye - Bocelli and Brightman

[FulMetallalchemist]

LOL all of u Americans are retarded.

[gwenstefnlver101]

the second two were actually really good.

[makfni88]

omg i feel so srry for that black guy that was so rude of those guys omg.

[kklabama]

i feel realybad for the first black guy

[alexa9712]

moses lmao!!!!!!!!!

[melissamarie9597]

dude...that mom came with her son so he could wax his chest and audition half naked. I'll bet that is a fun family to be with at parties.

[riz222]

Black bichiz are crazy !

[DigiNig]

LMFAO Paula's like omg this guys stalking me!

[DigiNig]

ROFL entertaining

[svetlushka19]

I love the part...

Simon: How old are you?

Moron: Actually, I am 39.

Simon: RIGHT....

LMAO

[matteocs]

4:50 WOW!!!

My god!

[lAuthenticl]

did i hear simon say " you know that fat lard jst wants to be on tv" lol?

[Mance2008]

What is the name of the song at the very end?

[IRapeMuffins]

4:05 LOOK AT HIS EYES!

[MarRilYunTidManJes]

lol paulas face when she sees the guy with the costume XD

[sxyame]

omfg hahahahahaha let my ppl GOOOOOO

[Bamluvr26]

How the hell can simon keep a straight face in the first one?!?!?!?!?

[catsmeow461]

That guy with the cape had American Idol on his butt

[Bamluvr26]

that's because his butt was showing and they censored it

[catsmeow461]

let my peple gooooooooooo

god let them go for the rest of our sakes

PELASE

[spazzilla123]

let my people go away from this man's singing. he is an insult of a very important part of Jewish history!

[kelnahxo]

the guy in the costume definatly did that as a joke...and its rlly funny lol

[jperry205]

lol I love how the dude says sex is weak

probably because he never had sex in his life

[jperry205]

ur an idiot, hes not selling the video.. therefore it is legal

[locaaboutfergie]

Dang it i waxed my hair for nutin

[HeartCookiex3]

what is that song u played? the ocastra one? or somthing like tht

[bubbllesgirl]

lol..... weired!

[alvinzulueta07]

it means "laughing my ass off... :)

[feral07]

The first guy his balls have dropped anyway.

[capuletmontague1]

come on

lol

[missneato]

this is painful

[animalover223]

that stalker needs help badly

[kittymunch22]

LMAO!

[dinik26]

what means LMAO?

[liaznfoohey]

LMAO means lagh my ass out

[dinik26]

i´m sorry is just i´m portuguese... CAMONN! can someone explain that to me please?

[alvinzulueta07]

it means laughing my ass off

[rsrocks29]

3:35, omg i almost screamed!!

[Roxy4Crow]

I would have been scared to death if I was Paula. That guy was so creepy!!!!

[jeannie3631]

Hilarious

Let my peopllllllllllllle go!

I remember that, i laughed then too

LMAO

[KnightElf55]

omg the singer/songwriter needs help

[Zing9513]

interesting!

[jaella08]

that's got to be a joke.

[Tomby9431]

That was awesome

[gymnast4ever]

Thats absolutely freakin hilarious. haha

And to ChameleonOptimist-sometimes you really cannot help it. It's true =]

[quadbiker101101]

lol to 1st one

[banangodis]

the second one must be smoking something...

[dirtbikeracer0129]

I think the two funniest were the freaky guy w/ the red and gold that barely covered anything and waxed his chest hair and Milo the "No Sex" guy.

[ChameleonOptimist]

i wish they wouldnt laugh at people no matter how bad it is

[depp247]

i love paula @ the end

[GyMnAsTkm]

wuts the songs name in the beginning?

[13tjs]

go down moses

[maesamson44]

Time to Say Goodbye.....

[stevey226]

i love that song

[daimutchi]

GyMnAsTkm it's called "Time to Say Goodbye".........the song I mean....

[R4CH3LDeH4V3N]

haha simon was totally jealous ;D

[IluvGirXOX]

I-I am just speaehless from the last 3 or 4 or-or 5 maybe.....the stalker guy and the dude with the waxed jest hair just like scared me more than ever!!!lol

[isacelis]

hahaha

the stalker guy was.. wierd and funny at the same time

lol

[tabbykitten101]

AHHHHH I remember the stalker guy lol

[HelenaXRose]

simon is wearing eyeshadow!!!!!!

[Dutchhab]

the old songwriter dude makes me think of Tobias from Arrested Development

[Dutchhab]

for a screener, this is pretty good quality.

[Ralowski]

Thank you!!! LoL!!! Fuckin idiot! LMAO!

[GotGodOrNot]

They must have felt so bad for themselves!!!

[xoDanFanxo]

haha

[LoveCrazy8111]

lol oh sorry, you didn't specify.

That's Bad Day - by Daniel Powter

[roguefanatic]

om*g did those ppl actally think they sound(or looked) good?!LM*O but i feel bad for the first guy someone must have lied to him.

[ilkiepie45]

lol watch 3:34-goes from cool cloaked dude to fatass male belly dancer

[Sydniexoxo]

ahhh is right.

[karatekingi2727]

hahhahahaha.... crazy

[wolgytn]

thats the only time ive seen randy and paula loose it but simon is sitting there witha astraight face

[rachiehhh]

the first guy, i felt so sad for him, why were they crying?

[JaxonStrembitsky]

the guys werent crying they were LAUGHING

[LoveCrazy8111]

Time to say goodbye- Andrea Bocelli

[tokyokoneko]

the third girl scares me

NO SEX ALLOWED!!!!

the next guy scares me :( they stop him before he started!! he wanted to sing dontcha.

HAHA

I hate that paula stalker. it scares me. really.

[jazster10]

his voice is too low

[rachiehhh]

i feel sorry for the moses guy :(

[WallyMcWalsen]

me too

[lyricsgirl1234]

calm down lol

[refici222]

I saw that one couldnt stop laughing thanks for puting the video on

[zzzZZZsnoredtodeathx]

oh dear. . . i felt srry for the first one. . . the second. . i think she killed the pigeon in the backyard. .

ouuuuch!!!!!

[thisblackgirl]

the guy with the jeanie outfit on.. what was he thinking?? I mean.. what made him see that outfit and decide to purchase it. What made him say, this is what Im going to wear, and this is what Im going to sing. Did he actually think he would get through?? DUDE, COME ON!!

[TheChrisFix]

Im pretty sure it was the outfit Princess Leia was wearing when her and Luke infiltrated Jabba the Hutt's strong hold, it was the slaves outfit Jabba put on Leia......

[imsweating91]

wats the name of that opera song in the beggining sequence called

[LoveCrazy8111]

Time to say goodbye - Andrea Bocelli

[1soulsistah]

The girl at 1:44 was actually good--is it just me?

[zekeishardcore]

yes it is just are u on crack???????????

[danniboi07]

eesh...suffers from christina aguilera syndrome. just HOLD the friggin note girl! no need for them runs

[singingxtree]

uhmm.

yeah.

did you hear those high notes?

[coolantm]

ya.... my ears are still bleeding

[bobbymcbobbob21]

my favorites: NO SEX ALLOWED CHEST HAIR MAN PAULA'S STALKER some people need to get some common sense and realize that AI is 4 people with real talent and ur not suppoused to come in wearing a cape... i wanted to hear CHEST HAIR sing Don't Cha that made me laugh... so remember kids: NO SEX NO CAPES and NO STALKING!

[Blueknightex]

This year's people where better than last year's because last year there was this Soap Opera girl who tried to do drama and it made it obivious for everyone to realise that they hire people to act lolz

[vanessasxreplacement]

LOLOLOL.

I liked the 'No sex allowed' guy.

[pumpkin091]

okay. that was strange.

[musicforeva]

wat is the age limit in american idol now?? i cnt remeber..did they change it or summin? x i luv this vid

[LoveCrazy8111]

isn't it like 24 or something?

lol thanks =)

[0wn3dU77]

that guy is the funniest...but i like that guy with the bird outfit too

[omgheartattack]

lmfao @ first guy

[fredseviltwin]

LOLwow ppl are crazy i really liked the second girl tho, she was a little off on her high note but i notice that sopranos get that way when they are really nervous, EW! that cape guy was just ew

[iuvtennis39]

i feel so bad for the first guy...