Jesus Is a Friend Of Mine (Censored)

[1Charlesmacmillan]

" he fucked me when i wrote he fucked me when i right"

[MaybeChrisRob]

he is like a mounty, he always fucks a man!

AHhaHAhahAhahAH!!!!!

[fightersanime]

XD AHAHAHA! Laughed all the way through!

[demonlemons]

He taught me how to beep, and how to beep my c0ck. Nice one, can you teach me that, Jesus?

[tossenbossen]

THIS IS FUCKING GOLD

[ApolloCiaus]

Am I going to hell for loving this?

[MechaWeegee91]

@ApolloCiaus If you are, then I'mma joining you... :D

[MegaGayjesus]

@ApolloCiaus Yes!

[kazenokize2]

@citizen773 Dude, welcome to the internet.

[fjcarmack]

OMG THANK YOU SIR, THAT WAS THE BEST 1:39 OF MY LIFE.

[ItzJohn9175]

lol at @kassemG

[yumyum061]

hahahahahahaa!!!! xD

[Redderson4571]

He is like a mountie, he always fucks men

[DOA4rocks]

@citizen773 no shit sherlock

[Arachi123]

@citizen773 Dude, that is the joke. The censor it out to make it sound like he is. Everyone here has seen the original and find it funny that we can take random words and laugh because they're bleeped out. I'm trying to be nice here but try to think about what the video before posting something like that.

[lasertech210]

hahahaha wow...hahaha



[GHOST8899NOM]

vader is a friend is a friend of mine

[rcguy69]

He taught me where my g-spot was and what needed to go up there to make it tickle.

[KessemG]

This song makes me hard as a Rock! Jesus I want you Now!!!

[MetalKilledRap]

omg,i replayed it so many times that the replay button is gone D:



[xarealpersonx]

xD He always fucks men

[mihighrox]

I wouldn't have watched redwingchamp98's version if you hadn't mentioned it in the description!

[Romanmattie]

He is like a mountie, he always fucks men!

[hadezcro]

AHHAAHAHAHAH

[daugsedw]

This Jesus fellow seems awesome. I'd f*** him.

[FreestyleCodShots]

Fucking LOL

[M2TWG]

=))))))))) WTF.

[Paintballl2010]

SURPRISE

[legatoshred]

jesus can go fuck himself

[CaptainPommby]

Jesus can go f*** himself!

[phantomfangurl]

That's sh*t sal, thank u very much. F**kin beautiful :)

[HorukuDark]

F**kin beautiful.

[FreakFLOOUU]

this is SO hilarious <3

[DarksiderDarmoset]

He is like a nazi?

[KafelObrotowy]

FUCK!! I feel shamed for beeing christian -_-

Daaamn... does aaaall christians in USA look like this??

Sorry for my english...

[PiGirl13]

The verse starting at 0:42 sounds wrong even without the censoring.

[justinlovespastry]

! :D

[Finster234]

He is like a mountie, he always ***s men :L :').

[MATTeverton2010]

he f*cks me when im right he'll f*cks me when i'm wrong haha, class

[alexio889]

27 People Are Not Friends With Jesus.

[chakwow1986]

Hahahaha cherlock I would have never seen her as a detective

[LambadLambadLambda]

Good idea, but you ruined it with too many beeps!

[stvjful]

Lmfao XD awesome! Well done ;)

xxx

[mastro111]

once i try to run i try to run and hide

but jesus came and found me and he fucked me down inside

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAH

[MegaGayjesus]

@mastro111 How was it?

[8DX]

And he **** me down inside LOL

[gbarosio1]

LMAO hilarious!

[rockinkitten]

Nooooo my mind is racing now hahahha!!

[Songbreezun]

@citizen773 No shit cherlock

[l0rdjimmy]

@Songbreezun *Sherlock

[JUXERMAN21]

XDDD loll "he told my how to *bleep* with my *bleep*

[AgainPolliwog]

@citizen773 I can't even describe how much I loved that answer, honestly. I've been laughing for half an hour now. You should really work on your comebacks. Or don't, I love them!

[AgainPolliwog]

@citizen773 You're so *beep* lame.

[hockeywarrior]

LOL this is soooooo funny. Best parody so far ... totally asking for it.

[expertsk8er4566]

lets put a bangin donk on it

[JVhapu]

@expertsk8er4566 Pu' a don-konit!

[tokenshred]

"He is like a mounty, he always *bleep*s men, and he'll *bleep* you anyway he can! *bleep*!"

I had know idea thats what Canadians had to go through when they get arrested... brootal...

[AwkwardTurtleist]

this is fuckin quality! haha

[muffinhozer1]

@citizen773 no shit sherlock

[svbassist]

Hahahahaha. Copious beeping is so funny.

[figaz555]

Nice.

[theWORLDisSPIKE]

too fucking funny

[ThugRadio]

Censorship has never been so funny. Muthafuckin' awesome!

[guaranic]

@ThugRadio Have you seen the count (censored) from sesame street? It's on the related videos, it's even better

[MKira103]

Oh my god I cant stop laughing. XD

[ZeroRuben]

he looks like Mark Hoppus and with all the beeping it kinda reminds me a dirty Bilnk 182 song like "I know a guy" or "family Reunion" lol

[ZeroRuben]

Mark Hoppus!!!

[scotthorlbeck]

LMAO

[LarvaaB]

HAHAHA

[Book5550]

He thought me how to fuck, and how to suck my cock.

XDD

[eastcstsrfr]

this fucking smut

[jonathonwallen]

This is better than the original lol

[GODDAMNSASQUATCH]

Hahahahahaha

[yodathedeathshadow]

that was truly amazing

[IGNsucks]

the ending is great "thats fucking sal, thank you very much, fucking beautiful" hahahaha

[Smizzallz]

HOLY CRAP! THE DRUMMER LOOKS LIKE THE OLD WILLY WONKA!!!

[slammusaran]

This is great!! There is nothing bad about this song, and that's why this is hilarious!!

[paintballonaim]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Evansmustard]

0:28

"he taught me how to fuck, and how to shit my pants" XD

[valioyamaha]

Man, that was sick, I was laughing shitless !!!!!!!!!!

[thedudefromthehood]

LMAO

HE FUCKS ME WHEN IM RIGHT, HE FUCKS ME WHEN IM WRONG!

[AndEis93]

lmfaooo!!!!

[MassiveZero]

Great job, dude. *Thumbs up*

[HamonLord]

WTF is this? 

[Sajtosx]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD so thank you very much fckin beautyful. well ... XDDDDD

[redcm000]

can't stop laughing

[Dudedudemoney]

I lol'd!

[baglady999]

boring

[daigo9999]

This is Epic. Well done.

[TheOnetrueself]

major lol, dude you rock

[dragonlena]

He *peep* me when I´m right, He *peep* me when I´m wrong, He *peep* when I waste my time by writing silly songs

[Unshapenkris]

I laughed my ass of when he said :" And he'll **** you anyway he can "

[jefferygwatkins]

You should have done the whole song, that way the bleeps would have been a little bit more spaced out, thus not sounding like a censored rap song.

[marzwoody]

lol jesus fucks me down below

[aunicornist]

He fucks me when I'm right, he fucks me when I'm wrong

[TheFlashbabeBanned]

lol what a foul language xD

[grobianpotatis]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!

[shittyshit69]

they'd make a pretty bitchin ska band!

[TheFinallBoss]

ROFL @ 1:23 "Fu#%ing Beautiful"

[rumpwrestler]

Christians are not just bad, but WOW, they make such god-awful music. WhERE ARE THE LIONS WHEN WE NEED THEM?

[MzC00ki327]

@rumpwrestler

Here's your "gawd-awful music"....

Check out Kutless, Thousand Foot Krutch, Addison Road & Sanctus Real.

[minimanomus]

allmost pissed myself xDDD

[stevo8782]

LMFAO IM DIEING

[iiMeggy]

haha 0:45 i like fell. hahaha!

[iiMeggy]

almost as funny as the drug one. :]

[coldas]

ROFL this is funniest edit ever :D

[wroth1978]

Funny video!!!!

[BlargonautTheFreg]

look at that fucking drummer 0:59

[znarfblatt]

Yikes. I knew Christians were bad people, but I never thought they'd stoop to filth like this. Absolutely beyond the pale.

[metafruit]

what the hell does that mean?

[JaredBrandonTV]

@znarfblatt lol. you don't use the internet much, do you... lol. haven't you heard of unnecessarily censored videos? this one is hilarious, if you want to watch it. Just search, "The count censored"

[50calwillkill]

@znarfblatt

go blow your self up rag head

[severelyracistfilms]

@znarfblatt the fuck is wrong is you? You do know that this isn't the actual video, and who said christians are bad people? I'm jewish, but that gives you NO right to say that about any kind of people. You sound like a god damn nazi.

[BigTallOrangeThing]

@severelyracistfilms Excuse me, I think your tongue-in-cheek detector is malfunctioning.

[HailChaos]

@severelyracistfilms

OH, HERE WE GO!!! A jew telling us "normals" that we're behaving like Nazi's.

Here, I've got some pennies in my pocket...

*SWISH*

Go get em' boy!!

[Caustatomik]

My heart hurts..its too funny!

[Dramarama1974]

Ay Hay for life... so glad that AOTS featured this video... funny stuff.

[WeEatBrainz]

0:44  HAHA

[envydrewverde]

AOTS!

[WeEatBrainz]

Hahaha

[deadlymassacre1]

AOTS FTW

[swedishvolvo]

Unfortunately we are all going to hell for thinking this is funny. :-(

[79thbrigade]

Lol

[Songbreezun]

Finally, a version of a christian song that sounds just right!

[MegaGamerfreak]

lol aots

[tread34521]

AOTS!!!

[ahitssky]

lol, wut?

[maggotemilio]

Amazing

[linkinpark217217]

there was to much censored parts

[buddyroach]

thats the point! Its not supposed to be censored. Hes not saying anything bad. They censoring is to make it look as if he did tho... thats why its funny. your mind will fill in the blanks.

[willofdrama]

thank u! ur a good man charlie brown.

[anadus7]

@buddyroach Thank you for explaining this joke to the silly people out there.

If I had to explain the comical effect of this video, I will feel SICK.

[DjSkrull]

ATN ATN ATN!!!

[willofdrama]

???

[DjSkrull]

if you don't know, you not cool

[SpikyDane]

@willofdrama ATN ATN ATN

[cinnimanyeti]

@willofdrama ATN stands for around the net, its for the tv show attack of the Show on G4 weeknights 7-8 est lol

[MaxAssassin728]

@willofdrama Around The Net its from atack of the show on g4

[Hardyfan7857]

@DjSkrull allah to nepal?