Raquel Welch - The Chronicles of Loana (One Million Years B.C.)

[buzzclick500]

Aaaaahh, the days before women could talk....

[torbes1977]

Hello, it's a wonderful song on your video!

Please of who it is?

[jacklazzell]

mom told me that she had some ribs removed to enhance her waist line. why don't more women do that? come to think of it... forget to shave the beev', never learn how to cook, and cover up the 'bait' smell.

[lozman67]

One million years ago there were no modern humans.. no clothes, spears, no language ( certainly not English), no dinosaurs, no peroxide blondes.. this is factually incorrect in every way..hang on..oohh! .. breasts..hmm... great movie! :)

[candr]

@lozman67 Very true, modern humans did not come about till 200,000 years ago, at this time period (1,000,000 B.C.E.) there were mostly neanderthals, homo erectus. However I could probably see where the name of the last probably go their name if she had been among them.

[MrMethadrine]

Im pretty sure people were a bit more ugly and hairy back then...

[disengagejam]

this amazing woman is definitely a GILF ... i don't care who knows it !!! =D

[ss71ful]

<3

[AttieAnubis]

What is this about? I haven´t heard of this story before... Is it a book or only a film?

And I don´t get the storyline really... Can anyone tell me something about it?? XD

[bptaylor11]

@AttieAnubis I don't think it had a storyline. It was made so we males could look at Raquel Welch. :)

[kjkonrad]

@AttieAnubis It's only a movie. The story is following: Tumak (who is a member of a "brunet cavemen") after a conflict with one of his compatriots is expelled from a tribe. After a quite a long walk (he get nearly killed by a dinosaur in the process), he faints near a lake (or sea, I don't know). Then, Loana makes an impressive appearance and rescues unconscious Tumak by tugging him away from a giant turtle. She then call help from the rest of her tribe by blowing a shell...

[kjkonrad]

@AttieAnubis ...After turtle attack is repelled, Loana convinces tribe elder to keep Tumak in their cave. When he awakes, he spends some time with "blond tribesmen", during which period Loana shows him a way how they lived. Unfortunately, after a dinosaur attack one of blond people get killed and during his funereal Tumak tries to steal a spear. He got caught by one of tribesmen and after a fight he's expelled...

[kjkonrad]

@AttieAnubis ... Loana seems troubled, but she convinces her compatriots to give him a spear; eventually she joins Tumak on his way back to his tribe. During a voyage they had to sneak out from a cave inhabited by cannibals; after that she cried and tried to show Tumak that she needs some comfort. He looked quite surprised that some liquid is leaking from her eyes and moved along...

[kjkonrad]

@AttieAnubis Later, they got separated (after escaping two fighting dinosaurs Loana moved through "hole" in rocks but falling stones has blocked a path for Tumak. When he was busy clearing a way, she moved a bit further and was attacked by "Tumak enemy" (a caveman who earlier get him thrown away) with his "colleague". She makes use of her shell once again just before she's attacked by said "enemy" and Tumak manages to come with a help...

[kjkonrad]

@AttieAnubis ...Since he has a spear, he easily defeats two opponents and Loana stop Tumak from killing the thug. Tumak takes her to his cave, where she is forced to fight with Tumak's "brunette ex-girlfriend" (??? I'm not sure about that, but they definitely fought for Tumak). Loana wins and the rest of inhabitants are very curious about her hair. The next day, Loana shows "brunet tribe" how to bathe in a river (or small pond/lake) but unfortunately, misfortune hits...

[kjkonrad]

@AttieAnubis A pterodactyl abducts her to feed his/her chicks. Tumak with one of the cavemen ran to help her; they saw that a reptile approached his nest before a view was obscured by mountains. In a meantime another pterodactyl attacked and during a fight Loana was dropped into a lake; attacker won the battle and ate chicks of defeated one. Loana managed to reach a coast, but then fainted. When Tumak get close, he saw a pterodactyl eating in a nest.

[kjkonrad]

@AttieAnubis Because he couldn't see Loana from behind a bushes, he fought that she was dead and returned to his companion (who had dislocated his leg). In a meantime, a former enemy of Tumak gains power in a tribe, so Tumak can't go back to his cave. Then Loana somehow managed to get to "blond tribe" on her own and ask her people to help him - some men (the one who fight with Tumak for a spear among them) decide to go with her...

[kjkonrad]

@AttieAnubis ...Tumak and Loana met (they hug for a while), then Tumak propose to attack his tribe. They agrees so war enrages. The situation on a battlefield seems to be a stall, since forces are equal, but in a meantime a volcano erupts, killing people on both sides and even some dinosaurs. The only survivors was those people who managed to get into a cave in time (Tumak and Loana was among them). After a cataclysm, survivors watched devastated landscape and left. The end.

[kjkonrad]

@AttieAnubis I hope I didn't make a spoiler... Anyway, I believe a movie is worth to watch, even knowing an outcome.

[2010metsfan]

GOD she was/is an incredibly sexy woman! Back then she was so so so HOT!

[hebneh]

I notice the blond people have brown eyes, but the brunet people have blue eyes...or at least Tumak does. This runs contrary to how I thought humans evolved. Obviously I was mistaken because here is actual proof, on film.

Loana does sport a great, cleavage-enhancing bikini, not to mention teased and streaked hair, and pale lipstick. So she was anticipating the fashions of the 1960s a full million years in advance. More power to her.

[richwicz]

She blows that shell expertly!

[tropic211]

I still like this movie!!!

[MrTrack412]

Why can't we just hear the sound track?

[flybike33]

is this a porn movie?

[zevex747]

@flybike33 - no, but Raquel Welch was a sex icon back then...

[upcycle]

@flybike33 The porn one is "One Million AC DC" (1969). Written by Ed Wood. Two years after this one came out in 1966.

[fourkero1]

 I saw this awesome movie in september 1967 in the cinema Velarde of my home town Valparaiso , I was 10 years old and still I`m in love with Raquel Welch...greetings from Chile !

[quesondriac]

I dig the shell phone! 

[sfuzzyshille]

Its a proven geological fact that cavemen would drag cave woman back to the cave by thier hair...so thier pussy wouldnt fill up with mud.

[AlexAvet53]

Beautiful people, nice movie.

[ivegottaheadache]

And to think she had two small children when she made that movie. No stretch marks to be seen and a flat tummy; what's her secret!!

[ihateslideshows]

the girls in this movie are sexy as fuck

[colonallingam]

well, there's always eva mendes.. it's strange that I never saw this clip before, but I thought it was eva mendes.. how about sofia loren, does she have a modern equivalent?

[salvatorearcilesi]

GEILE SCHNECKE 

[mrgears]

I had no idea that million year old cave babage was so hot. Plus, I thought the dinosaurs died 64 million years before that. Guess I was wrong.

[richstout]

What did they use for hairspray 1 M bc?

[12345combination]

CAT FIGHT! The age old struggle between blonde and brunette continues.

[Skulldini]

@12345combination Yeah! And as I recal, the brunetts are cave dwellers and the blonde people are coastal ( or "beach bunnies" ).

[1216saab]

blue collar cavemen!

[Tagenarine1987]

the song is Night Ride Across the Caucasus 

[Tagenarine1987]

the song is Night Ride Across the Caucasus

[1971SuperLead]

The music is perfect.

[vinnyhoags]

Those are real,by golly. What a beauty she was.

[NSA666999]

BONER ALERT WATCH OUT IM COMING THRU WITH MY BONER TO FUCK THIS CAVE GIRL BEEP BEEP BEEP MOVE

[florabors]

she is more than beautiful.

[movienaut]

Can someone plz tell me the music of the video?

[huskyjerk]

What prehistoric movie was Ringo Starr in?

[PhDinRomance]

@huskyjerk Was it Caveman with Barbara Bach?

[1971SuperLead]

@huskyjerk, Caveman (1981).

You owe me.

[huskyjerk]

@1971SuperLead  Thanks, pal. Is Caveman on YouTube?

[1971SuperLead]

@huskyjerk Yes, the whole movie is on you tube.

[vinnyhoags]

Not the dinos,there fake I think.

[mrgears]

@vinnyhoags I think they were special stunt dinos. Same ones they used for the Flintstones.

[wiggo4]

@ vamoalla. your jealous of the shell at 0:27?. i am jealous of it at 4:27.

[Mussie83]

@wiggo4 HAHA lol for you to even spot that, u got the radar on huh lmfbo

[TheGranted06]

ddandyy - don't know what the song is called - but this must definitely be Loreena McKennitt performence :)

[LtR3YN0LDS]

@TheGranted06 Night ride across the Caucasus (or something :)

[HelloNatty14]

The most beautiful women thats ever lived........ xxx

Alongside marilyn monroe and audrey hepburn in my opioin

[Puzsst]

So this is where the writers for Baywatch got their inspiration.

Well she can give me mouth to mouth anytime...

[Gnarhg]

@Puzsst She's freaking 71 years old.. Fucking Sicko.

[The1337frog]

@Gnarhg 71 but have you SEEN her?

[stretch4859]

@The1337frog she looks good to be 71 soon to be 72 don't she, what an ageless wonder Raquel Welch is

[rocketman348]

@Puzsst more like mouth to cock

[edmar1972able]

loana and tumak always and forever nice vid i faved it good work one of my all time fav movies thank you for your creativity ED

[BadulaJohnson]

damn raquel welch is so beautiful,i wish i came from her generation.

[Vamoalla]

I'm jealous of that shell at 0:27

[ddandyy]

music?

[ddandyy]

whats the music ?pleaseffffffffffffffffffffff

[ddandyy]

whats the music ?please

[ddandyy]

whats the music ?

[leonarddaccardi]

amazing, women one million years ago had that 'max factor'look...amazing

[carmensandiego939]

Latin sexiness :) yep, yep

[Rayarena]

Okay, this is one million, BC, how did Loana and the other tribe's women get their buffons and bangs? Those are pretty stylish hairstyles! And why are the blonds civilized and the brunettes savages? LOL

[Vamoalla]

@Rayarena Well, duh! They borrowed some scissors from Wilma...or was it Betty....?

[Rayarena]

@Vamoalla Of course! Why didn't I figure that one out? LOL!

[xulica1980]

blond blue,green eyes is a more avanced species as black they ar mokeys just come down from the trees

[ronaldrkmartinmartin]

@xulica1980 - dumb bitch you can't even spell. maybe your species is stll in the trees

[chukchee]

Is that California?

[UrbesTV]

@chukchee Lanzarote

[Jeff2207xx]

@chukchee It was filmed in the Canary Islands, Lanzarote I think.

[ag06ca]

@matamjo, wow incredible... 4 hours to keep her figure sexy. I bet she would of done great if she played an amazon warrior or a jungle girl movie part

[assassin2sick]

now that's what i call sexy!

[broadwaymelody33]

I was watching this just now, and my boyfriend (who has long-ish hair) said at 7:38 "Oh man, now I want my hair played with"

XD

Bonding moments, brought to you by Raquel Welch.

[charlotteone1]

she is the most BEAUTIFULL,GORGEOUS,SEXIEST,PR­ETTIEST,FITTEST and most PERFECT women i have ever seen ! no joke shes absolutly fucking STUNNING ! she is real beauty !

[gruff5]

we never should have left the caves

[golddustwoman86]

Funny that she has dirty but sexy hair.

[theachtungtree]

i like her LOTS....though not as natural as some may say....im not an expert but she had lots of that bad "shiny" makeup on her face....looks kinda fake in contrast with her body skin tone.....

[vgmaster9]

@theachtungtree Yeah, and she looks quite a bit tanned and kinda skinny. If there would be a remake of this (which is already a remake), I'm sure Loana would have a more natural skin color and some nice curves :)

[TracyAndersonFoxhunt]

that's pretty cool how those cave bitches invented make-up

[Mielmoreo]

Bella mujer, y pelìcula, extraordinaria, de las mejores que se han filmado en ese gènero. excelente.

[matamjo]

wow! i think she beats manroe and jolie, who else can beat her? i read an article she said it took her 4 hours of working out a day to keep that body, that's a lot of work

[SlyToocan]

Raquel sure gives me the horn!

[whothehellgivesadamn]

wow...back when life was good...

[xatanos]

RAQUEL WELCH = EVA

[golddustwoman86]

@xatanos Disgusting. Don't compare that no-talent tranny with Raquel.

[Musse930115]

I love her smile at 1:21

[amsantos19992000]

fantastic selection cuts...amazing

[thechangee]

She is very beautiful! They do not make them like her any more.

[eltroyanohector]

que hermosa mujer

[aguas2001]

Raquel owns this movie...

[davorsite]

Never mind, I know it know, it is from Loreena McKennitt - Night Ride Across the Caucasus, great song.

[davorsite]

I also would like to know what song plays in this video.

[outovtuch]

What's the name of this song? Amazing

[posseiscool28]

Luv this!