Kim Jong Il online dating testimonial

[INVAZNEMCEE]

hahahh



[pugy44]

well hes dead now no one wants a dead guy

[TheBearstep]

i rikka dumb girr

[AyeSoFly]

haha i actually laughed, good job

[NFsHarveyp1]

you know i like cuddling but nobody want to cuddel because i might kill them in thier sleep.....but you cant be afraid I want to kill you...i want a good woman to..to hold me when sometimes i shoot a missle and it dont go off!

[d3vilscry666]

haha

[Super1776Patriot]

lol! "like a penis it's big and long, something i wish i had" hahaha! nice video man! keep up the great work!

[Ben780Reilly]

I hate kim jong il, but at the same time i also hate capitalism.

[bamdadkhan]

@Ben780Reilly same here. :) which of them you hate more?

[Rubacund]

this is funny

[LatigidGolana]

I hate capatarisum! hahahaha!

[jethro035181]

...there are a lot of desperate women in muslim countries

[masonkim7]

that was fuckin FUNNY! haha!!!

[RobbyArt]

oh man that is better than Will Ferrel.

[datingonlinedating]

hahaha, you say you hate america but you like sarah palin

[psychojewboy]

@datingonlinedating its not actually him. The real Kim Jong II wouldnt have an online profile.

[MRmetal5]

thats not him

[jazzy07rocks]

what does 6493 mean? it was in ktown cowboys too

[madisonjacobd]

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[cutefishyz]

love his videos xD

[lilgaything]

Why is this even here? KJI can get any pussy he wants XD lolololol

[cutefishyz]

@lilgaything only north korean p&%#% HAHAHAH

[lilgaything]

@cutefishyz lol trudat

[bevis300]

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[aznkid11361]

whats the song for this video?

[missmaestro1]

aww king jong il is rownly lol

[SimpleTina81]

omg it's Pongo from Thailand cable television show! I miss mad tv

[0TheNewFascistParty0]

HAHA! This is sooooooooo funny! "I like...building bombs because bomb, is not bad thing" HAHAHA!

[LORDkipz]

epic

[rjdogful]

Aww.. He's so ronery..

[Eivannn233]

lolz.

[bigshow457]

Are you a korean :D

[aznxboix188]

haha damn what a huge head and small body; we must be cousins.

[jkyl100000]

this was awesome!

[Unle4sh]

"I wanna kill somebody" XD

[kinla123]

yoon eun hye likes you

[gravityhammer25]

Kim Jong il is a ture Khigga

[gallant5k]

really funny video man please keep them coming:)

[iluvpanic26]

AHAHAAH.

"I wanna kill soembody" XD

[neonaction]

your Korean accent turns out too much like a Vietnamese accent...

[bolimac]

what a nice down to earth type of guy. I think he definitely should ask Sarah Palin to cuddle with him, they would definitely make this world a much better place, and I think I speak for all here when I say that we would love for Sarah moving to Pyongyang. win-win situation for us all

[carrollcrescent]

Hahahahahahah! Good one!

[deja2054]

stop bashing kim ill sick

[mutageno]

@deja2054 ya he didd nothing wrong...just starving people and being a treat to the world q;

[rightclique]

good acting... cracking me up!!!

[jasminekim54]

wtf this is so damn funny! i cant stop laughing!!!!

[DystopianUtopia]

So ronery....

[rushingchristopher]

song??

[lunafringe10]

he wants palin cause he like dumb woman, why dont we send her to NK?

[LaserProductions100]

"and penis is big and long, something i wish i had"

hahahaha

[manikraina]

The korean accent is good.

[donconco]

The Democratic People's Republic of Korea will prevail. Supreme Commander Kim Jong-Il is our only hope.

[koffiekpatcha]

Long live the great leaders kim jong il and nancy pelosi. please vote fpr nancy pelosi as the new dear great leader of the DPRK after the death of kim jong il. Can we count on your support?

[untamedthang]

LMFAO! You rule!

[jeonghster1]

sonicremix - you know precisely 'who' asked for US invasion/aid? Rhee SeungMan 1st president of S. Korea, the true dictator who massacred thousands of people handed over wartime control to McArthur. Over 70% of Korean population was in support of Korean Democratic Socialist/ Com. Party in which Park Hun Young and Kim Il Sung (who becomes leader of N. Korea) were belonged. They pushed out US from Seoul, and were going to re-hold national election which was blocked by US a couple years before.

[AwsumMan0203]

@jeonghster1 you are reading some really biased or incorrect books..

한국사람이 왜이케 막말하냐..진짜 네가좀 공부하라 개년아..아쪽팔려 ㅅㅂ찐따같은색기

[RICKYFALL]

jajaja I hate capitarrism

[11112213314415516617]

looks like aaaaaaaa.... penis lol!!!! dude... this shIt is funny as hell!!!!!

[jeonghster1]

What is the alternative to the firm stance Kim Jong Il is choosing to taken on against the US and South Korea's persistent threat to their sovereignty? You tell me. Do you wana see N. Korea collapse and hand it to the US as well? Is that what you really want? The south does not have full diplomatic right, did you know that? It is currently militarily 'occuppied'by the US.

[sonicremix55]

It is "occupied" by the US because South requested American aid. Without the US, whose to say that the South wouldn't be under Kim Jong I'ls rules?

Obama declared South Korea as one of America's "closest friends and allies" and both party's have even opened up food trade with each other. Kim Jong Ill is batshit crazy, and has the power to push the big fat red button whenever. He is an evil dictator.

[jeonghster1]

When North Korea collapses US would get their

hands on it first due to the treaty/ agreement

ratified between South Korea and the US during

Korean War.

In your comedies, you often jokingy protest about

racism, and Asian stereotypes in America, and at the same time mocking our brothers who chose

to fight against US invaders, and sacrificed their

lives to protect our country.

[jeonghster1]

If you really are Korean. You are only fooling yourself by mocking North Korea.

Think of it this way, would you rather be a rich whore who's ready to sell her sovereignty and sex for money and material? That is really the path the South took to go about American invasion 50 yrs ago and till now.

Build mutual respect, North and South take care of each other. That's the way for the reunification.

[jeonghster1]

I suggest you read more books, learn about history. What you do here is really not a 'critical' humor, you are just terribly misinformed and ignorant about these issues. You need to go gather some essential facts about Korean history.

[arkaan79]

lol @ 0.19

kim jong il is infact a wicked ol granny!

[piratesonline1]

whats better than cumming or comming?

[Monatee]

haha! danny cho rules!

[jjjooommm222]

Difference between the US and north korea: You could make this video about obama in the US. In north korea? Death.

That and the whole "no food" thing, no way to leave the country to get food, sent to a concentration camp for even suggesting a new policy for the governemnt....

I love how DPRK bitches about the US for the Korean war whent he soviet archives confirm Il Sung wanted to invade even earlier then he did. They invade, and its the US's fault somehow? We liberated them from japan!

[dasblauemeer]

@jjjooommm222

whole korea was "liberated" from japan through soviet forces and kor. partisan. K was definitely NOT "liberated" by the US. US came to korea after the japan's capitulation. and it was also an US-idea to seperate the country. instead of a "liberation" from dictatorship the US gave new dictators to the korean people, Rhee Syngman, Park Chung-Hee and Chun Doo Hwan, they oppressed human rights and democracy under the goodwill of US. that time was not much better than in N-Korea today.

[pyongyang100]

this is untrue capitalist propaganda!

[klumzypinoy]

Kim Jong Il has some tall hair :P

[AjDeal555666]

hahahha yeees

[2BSilveR]

FUnny shit that :]

[KisselJohnson]

lol... brilliant ;)

[legit4ya]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! OMG YOU CRACKED ME UP!

[evolam06]

"...and then if you press buttons...it shoots out. It shoots out like you're coming...like when you finish. what's better than coming?" hahahaha

[3ggt3]

haaaaaaaahahaaah 1:48

[unknown5555555]

"...its like a penis..big and long.. someday i wish i had..."

LOL that is funny man

Great video!

[OneMoeAtheist]

I bashicaly rate errybody around de rorrld! hahahhahah

[piratesonline1]

he killed 2 people talking to him... 1 guy and 1 women... DONT TALK OR LOOK AT KIM JUNG IL! hes lies

[squarecnix]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[GaianPoopies]

'I ront krill you Im ronrey."

[terrymatsuoka]

Danny, you're a funny guy!

[WolYou]

Excellent!

[hockeyboi84]

Haha, hilarious!

[1010100101]

petition for Attack of Korea!

Watch this and you will agree with me!

watch?v=NEtSi_heSBc

[LadyEmilyElizabeth]

Oh wow what a catch!

[greetingsearthlings1]

omg,

this is so funny do more videos!

[ToiYeuDatNuocCuaMinh]

Funny stuff . Is there a Bush version one?

[Ramshobraja]

Lol!!!!

[FreshNoobDancer]

hahahahah

[airrunweskerII]

What do you like? "I live bulding bombs!"

What do you not lile? "I basically hate everyone in the world"

Anything you'd like to ad? "People are afraid that I might kill them in their sleep!"

[yahwehsservant]

Russian,China,America Owe my.

N Koreas Screwed

[uechanchung]

lol this was pretty good

[airrunweskerII]

Can Sally come out and play with Dick?

[airrunweskerII]

I would be careful... Kim is one of those guys that can take a DICK much better then he can take a JOKE!

[GreenPug09]

Why would you be scared of kim jong il. He is stupid, and probably couldn't even see with his eyes. lol HES CRAZY he is the ANTICHRIST!

[purrpleumbrella]

lmaos hahah

[airrunweskerII]

...the torch is officially passed to you!

[coolcris101]

LMAO i like buliding bombs

[gguru1]

It's amazing how ugly the OFFICIAL PORTRAITS of this guy are. I hope this guy croaks soon.

[airrunweskerII]

When I think about Kim... I have to admit I touch myself!

[Samperor]

If you have money and power the girls will come to you.

[ASIANBOYZPRODUCTION]

in reality kim jong il dont even need some dating shits because he can just order even a 15 years old girl for a service... he is a murderer and a maniac!!!!

[kbundy023]

Is that true?? Do those girls feel like to have sex with him or kim jong il forced them

[listerstorm239]

One of the divisions of the Escort Bureau, North Korea's Secret Service, is composed of 16 to 25 year old North Korean women, and they serve as his personal dance and prostitute troupe. When they turn 25, high-ranking military officers get to marry them.

[Junmonsterr]

ASIANBOYZPRODUCTION

please don't say shit like that

it's very irelavant addressing that he gets 15 year old girls for his desires. I believe he has a family. I'm not for communism nor Kim jong il, but do not spread propoganda like this.

In my opinion no one can say that democracy is right and communism is wrong.

democratic countries are facing an economic disaster. The US is fighting middle eastern countries for its gains. What happened to peace.

[ASIANBOYZPRODUCTION]

my bad^^

[marcus8374]

@ASIANBOYZPRODUCTION 15 is legal age here in Sweden.

[Sidieriul]

@ASIANBOYZPRODUCTION I wish I was Kim Jong Il, although, 15 is too old.

[gologabob]

@ASIANBOYZPRODUCTION The point of the video is that he wants a girl that he dosn't have to order? lol comon think a bit.

[jessnjon15]

@ASIANBOYZPRODUCTION

atleast hes honest about it, american officials can/will do it all day long & say they arent doing shit!

[Cumking]

Name of the song?

[m1up]

haha just like kimmy ;)

[airrunweskerII]

Would he settle for a strong Japanese man?

[xxclusive321]

you sure would

[airrunweskerII]

I will bring my Morrisey CDs!

[xxclusive321]

LOL, epic.

[mynameismarconeri]

"penis, big and long, something i wish i had" OMG hilarious!!!! 0:40 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOL

[xCHibiiEverlastingx]

Hilarious! :D

& I have read up some info on North Korea. It's awful that the situation over there is being ignored. If only there were something we could do.

[KelleBean]

I can't get past glasses, you did a great job. :)

[koreanjeenyus]

what's the background song??

[MorganRoseStonelake]

This actually made me feel sorry for him...?!?

0 _ 0

[xCHibiiEverlastingx]

Lol this an actor, and why on earth would you feel sorry for the bastard?!

[MorganRoseStonelake]

You think I don't know he's an actor?

Obviously I'm not the ignorant one...

[rainydays22]

lmao yesh

[GWTre1z]

to hold me when sometimes i shoot a missle and it dont go off... you know? hahahahahahaah

[onexeyed]

Hilarious! "'Why do you smell like slippers?'" haha. Who says that?

[sahifaha]

he said "strippers" haha

[Andrew301]

I like lamp.

[JTS11d6]

Brick do you really love the lamp or are you just saying that?

[AbdulaJabbar]

i want to cuddle with Kim Jond il

[qkrdnwjd]

lol

this shit is so funny

[rocker816]

i like sarah palin. :X))) :P hahaha god hes a douche i love him post more post more!

[jemesouvien]

LMFAO AHAHA

[wildbutterflys]

Hilarious

[yourfacecuz]

"I wanna kill somebody"

lol

[Thebboss]

The Sarah Palin thing wasn't necessary. Do you people have anything to do? She's done more with her life than be a fat virgin making videos for youtube.

[Mp3JedY]

"I wanna kill somebody" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[lilsarah22]

yeah danny choo!!

[saleh426]

MAKE MORE VIDEOS PLLLLLLZZZZZZZ

[ilovinggames]

My faveroute quote:

Penis is big and long and...

something I wish I had..

I died at that line.

[ilovinggames]

HAHAHAHA ROFL

OMGOMG LMAO

penis its like big and long and ...

MUHAHAH ..

[1stvanfanel]

EPIC! Best of YouTube!

[bboyemme]

i basically hate everybody around the world lolololol

[SupaKawaiiii]

you GO KIM JONG, hmm i think if all the bomb, anit-americanism, and penis talk was taken out of this video, i think alot of women would actually go for this guy. :[ aww

[f11R2]

make more videos

u r funny

[phatwhiteboy4455]

fuck america yeah korean

[Cumking]

Epic stuff! But, WHATS THE NAME OF THE MUSIC IN THIS?

[kobobbo]

:)))))

[shin666k]

lol!!! this is so funny!! you got perfect Korean English accent!!

[moomoogod]

WOW